Summer of '09

[Parody of "Summer of 69" by Bryan Adams]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg]

[Note: "09" should be pronounced "zero nine" to match the syllables of "sixty nine"]

I made my first real shitpost
Posted that a cat was fine
Fapped on 'til my bladder bled
Was the summer of '09

Me and some kids in school
Had a board, memed hard as we can
Jannys quit, Mootykins don't care
As long as we don't blow up a van

Oh, when I shitpost now
The summer seems to last forever
And when I reminisce
Yeah, I always cringe what I did there
Those were some weird days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you've got no games to play
Spent my evenings watching season 2
And that's when I found /a/, yeah

Shitting on KyoAni's show
That arc was gonna last forever
Oh, and when I found Ami
I came as hard as I have never
Those were some weird days of my life

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '09, oh

Man we were wastan' time
We were underageb&
Not like the mods did mind
I guess some things can last forever, forever, oh! Yeah!

And now the boards are changin'
Look at all the memes that've come and gone
Sometimes when I pay /b/ a visit
I think about now, wonder what went wrong

Killin' with that meme magic
Crashed that plane with no survivors
Oh, and when Pepe got big
I knew that we became the cancer
These are some shit days of our lives

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '09
It was the summer of '09, oh, yeah
Me and mai waifu in '09, oh
It was the summer, the summer, the summer of '09, yeah