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- >Wake up in the morning feeling like-
- <I swear to Celestia, you say "P-Diddy" I am going to bitchslap you
- >It's day 107 in Pnyville
- <Oh good, you can count that high. I thought you could only count to potato
- >There is a knock at the front door
- <NO! Don't do the cliched "Rape" story
- >You open the door
- <Walk the dinosaur and I pull out the 12 gauge
- >you find Fluttershy standing there
- <OR A MOTHER BUCKING FETISH STORY
- >"Hey Anon. How are you?'
- 'Umm...I'm good Fluttershy. Just feeling a bit weird.'
- >Your head starts to hurt a bit
- <And let me guess. you pass out, and she gets jiggy with it
- >'Maybe you should see a doctor?'
- 'I think I just need some asprin'
- >You decide to walk to P0nyville with Fluttershy to go see if the medical centre has some
- <Oh of course they will, but they will slip you a mickey and rape you.
- >You buy some and take a few.
- <Night Night Nigger
- >You're head doesn't feel any better
- <No shit. It's probably a tumour or some shit and he dies. And it's "YOUR" not "YOU'RE". Is he head? NO!
- >Fluttershy taps you on the shoulder
- >'Anon, I was wondering if you would like to join me for dinner tonight?'
- >She gives you the filly eyes and you can't resist
- >You tell her you would love to ha-
- <THAT"S IT. HE IS GOING TO GET RAPED AND YOU KNOW IT
- >Oh for fuck's sake, will you shut the fuck up?!? I'm trying to write a fucking story over here.
- <Key word: TRYING. You couldn't write for shit
- >And you can do better?
- <I ain't saying i can, but I won't prance about thinking I can
- >You wanna fucking fight me
- <Bring it on. You're a lousy fighter anyway!
- 'OH FUCKING HELL, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WON'T STOP. FLUTTERSHY, GET TWILIGHT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!'
- >Anon is locked in mental institute outside Canterlot because of you.
- <Go suck Bic Mac's dick
- >How about you shut the fuck up?!
- <HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME?!?!
- 'HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!'
- >Fuck youβre a moody bloke
- <Yeah what's up your arse?
- END
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