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Duke_Of_Derpy

Mental Anon

Apr 9th, 2012
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  1. >Wake up in the morning feeling like-
  2. <I swear to Celestia, you say "P-Diddy" I am going to bitchslap you
  3. >It's day 107 in Pnyville
  4. <Oh good, you can count that high. I thought you could only count to potato
  5. >There is a knock at the front door
  6. <NO! Don't do the cliched "Rape" story
  7. >You open the door
  8. <Walk the dinosaur and I pull out the 12 gauge
  9. >you find Fluttershy standing there
  10. <OR A MOTHER BUCKING FETISH STORY
  11. >"Hey Anon. How are you?'
  12. 'Umm...I'm good Fluttershy. Just feeling a bit weird.'
  13. >Your head starts to hurt a bit
  14. <And let me guess. you pass out, and she gets jiggy with it
  15. >'Maybe you should see a doctor?'
  16. 'I think I just need some asprin'
  17. >You decide to walk to P0nyville with Fluttershy to go see if the medical centre has some
  18. <Oh of course they will, but they will slip you a mickey and rape you.
  19. >You buy some and take a few.
  20. <Night Night Nigger
  21. >You're head doesn't feel any better
  22. <No shit. It's probably a tumour or some shit and he dies. And it's "YOUR" not "YOU'RE". Is he head? NO!
  23. >Fluttershy taps you on the shoulder
  24. >'Anon, I was wondering if you would like to join me for dinner tonight?'
  25. >She gives you the filly eyes and you can't resist
  26. >You tell her you would love to ha-
  27. <THAT"S IT. HE IS GOING TO GET RAPED AND YOU KNOW IT
  28. >Oh for fuck's sake, will you shut the fuck up?!? I'm trying to write a fucking story over here.
  29. <Key word: TRYING. You couldn't write for shit
  30. >And you can do better?
  31. <I ain't saying i can, but I won't prance about thinking I can
  32. >You wanna fucking fight me
  33. <Bring it on. You're a lousy fighter anyway!
  34. 'OH FUCKING HELL, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WON'T STOP. FLUTTERSHY, GET TWILIGHT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!'
  35.  
  36. >Anon is locked in mental institute outside Canterlot because of you.
  37. <Go suck Bic Mac's dick
  38. >How about you shut the fuck up?!
  39. <HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME?!?!
  40. 'HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!'
  41. >Fuck you’re a moody bloke
  42. <Yeah what's up your arse?
  43. END
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