Me Mum in Pony Prison

>Be me mum
>Be a filthy slag in pony prison after an incident in a pony general goods store
>Everything was going good until you saw a brown colt back talk his mother
>"I WANT THE NEW JOYBOY!"
>The mother seemed too tired to deal with it
>"Button.. Please not today, I don't have the energy. I will get you your Joyboy some other time. We are going home now."
>She tried to put it in a way that made the colt know she was not in the mood
>A little edge to her tone
>But the colt didn't care at all, he just kept whining and whining and whining
>"I WANT MY JOYBOY! I WANT MY JOYBOY!"
>He started kicking and screaming, throwing stuff all around the aisles
>His mother wasn't even putting up a fight, just sighing in depression
>Eventually something he was flinging in his tantrum hit you, so you decided that you finally had a chance to intervene
"Excuse me m'am, you should probably discipline your son."
>The mare directed her annoyance to you, the unwanted intervener
>"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! BUTTON! YOU STOP RIGHT NOW!"
>The colt still kept flinging shit all of the place
>Once again, something hit you, this time it was a can to your face
>You tried to stay calm, but once the colt then started screaming pony profanities at his mom you had enough
"YA LIL' FOOKIN' GIT! I'MA GIVE YA BOTTOM A WALLOP, I AM! I SWER ON ME!"
>You went full cockney as you took your emergency child whip (your belt) out of your hairy snatch and started beating the colt with it
>"OH MY BUTTON!"
>The mother ran over and tried to get you to stop beating the child, but you were too busy in your limey rage to bother with that little pony
>The colt was crying and screaming for a completely different reason
>After that incident, the guards were called and you were forced into prison
>You didn't care, though, as that colt likely learned his lesson after the whipping you put his little brown bottom through
>And in the end, you regretted nuffin'

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EPILOGUE:

"Oi! Ya limey gits! Git outta me knickers 'fore ah give ya tha back of me hand across ya face!"
>Pony prison has not been too bad; for the most part, they are just misbehaved kids
>They are all in for little things, such as stealing candy, not listening to Celestia's curfew and refusing to go to bed on time, not taking a shower for too long, etc.
>Pretty much, all they need is a good mother like you to rehabilitate them
"OI SAW THAT! GIT UR BUM OVER HERE ROIGHT NOW!"
>Bright Blood, a pony moved to this prison to serve time for something he refused to talk about, was caught by you once again stealing pudding cups from the smaller ponies
>"They are MY pudding cups! I deserve them! ME ME ME!"
"E'nuff ov them shits roight now! How many times do oi 'aveta tell ya?"
>While Bright Blood runs away with the pudding cups, you whip out your handy little children mouth punishment device (a bar of soap) and throw it at him
>"What the--"
>As he opens his mouth, the bar of soap flies into it and causes him to trip over himself
>You walk up to him and force him down while scrubbing out his mouth with the bar of soap
"Yer lil' 'me me me' stuff is over! Naughty lil' children don't git themselves dessert!"
>Your scrubbing of his mouth causes him to squeal and cry
>"Dfff sss suuu gruusssss! pleshe shtaap!"
>You ignore his cries of mercy and continue giving him the punishment he deserved
>After it was all over, he runs back to his cell and cries over and over
>"I'MA BIG BOY! I DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!"
>Then you return the stolen pudding to the ponies they were taken from
>Once again, you successfully watch over your flock of precious pony children
>Just another day for A-MUM-ymous in Pony Prison