/wowg/ shitposting pastebin legion edition

Shitposting Pastebin - Legion Edition (First draft)
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>main toon's is a real life girl name
>I am not a girl, or even a tgirl
>I use the name for my female toon because that's what I wanted to call her
>get whispers from beta males hitting on me all the time
>some people think I'm some famous twitch whore
>joined my current guild with this character
>since it was the first name they saw, they call me by this name even in discord
>they probably think I'm some tranny because I used a girl's name for my female belf
>the guild is full of married homosexual couples and furries anyway so I guess I fit right in

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>join random pugs until they give discord link
>join discord
>leave group
>sit and listen to people talk because it makes me feel less alone
>sometimes if a girl is talking it's like ASMR to me, very therapeutic

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>That feel when your friends and guildies are absolutely fucking retarded and turn every single M+ run into a chore
>Start thinking about murdering them but they live on other side of the country so it's too much of a bother to even get there
Should I go full casual and just farm gold, mounts, transmogs and finally enjoy the game?

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>finally get all artifact traits
>think that i'm mostly free from the AP grinds
>realize that getting more levels in it is actually going to be the fastest and most reliable way to get dps/healing increases compared to RNG gear drops
IT'S JUST BEGUN

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>be WW monk
>nythendra trash
>every time someone in melee gets unstable decay I detox them
>everyone yells at healers for dispelling

>trash after nythendra
>befoulment goes on someone
>instantly tiger's lust them
>kill the poor saps who stacked with him
>everyone mad at heals again for dispelling

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>playing at darkspear normally where pop is low and guild died recently
>thinking of going to a new server where there's lots of alliance
>try to make character at stormrage and sargeras
>20 ms higher
>try to make character at moon guard
>same ms
>try to make character at dalaran which shows as new player
>20 ms higher
>try to make character at lightbringer
>10 ms lower consistently

How's Lightbringer if anyone has experience there?

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>tfw guild doesn't wanna do heroic EN or ToV clears anymore
>forced to pug because I want legendary chances or at least bad luck proection build-up
>pugs all suck, takes hours to finish because half of the group is Brazilian shitters with room temperature IQ

I just want a chill cutting edge group clear of heroic EN and ToV, is that hard?

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FUCKING SHIT FUCK I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF.

I don't even care, yes I'm mad.
Demon Hunters are the gayest OP bullshit that WoW has ever fucking produced.
How in the EVER LIVING FAGGOT FUCK do they hit SO fucking hard and heal for SO fucking much? And I'm only talking about the dps spec!
I know tanks are basically immortal, but FUCK THIS GIANT HORSE COCK for Havoc DH being so ungodly OP.
Fuck everyone who mains one.
So retardedly OP with ZERO goddamned effort.
Yea I could get mine max geared but FUCK man its way more fun to smear the goddamned ground with their faggot intestines.

FFFUUUUCCCCKKK

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>want to play alts
>Artifact Power
>Artifact Knowledge
>gated quests
>more WQs
>need Order Hall Resources
>more Surumar

Legion is literally garbage for leveling alts.

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>Join Mythic+ group
>It's always 7+
>He puts the keystone in
>I alt f4 5 minutes into the run

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>in my class discord
>ask question regaring theorycrafting regarding relics in 7.2
>no answer
>faggots keep coming into the discord and asking questions about trinkets
>"sim it"

really love these class discords guys

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>decide to finally get the achievement for the rat in dalaran sewers
>start from 0 sightless eyes
>some days later get the achievement for the rat mount (20k eyes)
>still no ass hidden appearance
i don't understand
am i doing something wrong?

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>Join a pug for ToV normal.
>Notice the leader (a hunter) is just standing in one place in most fights giving zero fucks about taking tons of damage.
>He heals through it tho.
>Annoyed as he pretty much need to have a healer dedicated to himself to survive.
>Can't find the person healing him.
>Turns out he is using Roots of Shaladrassil, The shadow hunter's voodoo mask and leech on pretty much every piece of gear.

We cleared it and while not amazing but still not bad at dps he topped the healing meters for most of the raid.
I'm not really sure what to feel.

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>get over guild drama in 5man guild regarding tanks and everyone else favouring one over the other
>weeks later another leaver's spot is filled by the more-liked tank's old friend
>old friend adds me and says I can tank things for him here and there in the aftermath
>he rolls a guardian druid alt and immediately becomes their first alternative tank when the other one is playing his hunter alt (he is literally never away from the monitor because muh student)
>on top of all this i main a prot warr and they're being slaughtered
>last hope is a good legendary on my new veng DH but even then it's depressing seeing the clique formed from my old guild get 860 in 2 days whereas it took me a week of pugging on my DH
>tfw I can finally unsub from this game and get my life back on track because blizzard actually made me feel like I ''lost'' at world of warcraft in time for me to experience drama

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>TOV GUILD RUN!
>join
>immediately im top healer by far
>all of the dps is 250k max
>one of the tanks is only just 860 ish?
>cant get guarm past 70% without wiping

theres being optimistic/pushing progress and then theres just wasting everyones time. literally all of the top dps/heals are from randoms brought into the group, all of the lower ones are the guild. that can't be enjoyable.

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>main paladin
>like all 3 specs
>love the class hall and class theme
>get hunter to 110
>horrible class campaign
>all 3 specs play like garbage
>get priest to 110
>horrible class campaign
>disc is shit, holy is meh and shadow needs shit ton of haste and relies on 1 talent
This is not looking good. How is the Warlock stuff

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>that highmountain quest that's mandatory for emmisary because quest completionist doesn't fucking appear unless you do it
>takes forever because not a lot of mobs and they're spread out and give 4% percent per drum
Whoever designs mob density and doesn't make it very packed at least for quests can go fuck themselves.

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>like DH dps as a fun alt/mythic+ character
>its survivability is absolute dogshit in mythic raiding because you only have 1 defensive that you use to boost your dps
Am I wasting my time trying to gear up my Havoc DH for nighthold? Set bonus doesn't look that great either, and I don't have Anger of the Half-Giants.

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>only motivation to play mmos is if i have a gf that plays them
>i broke up with gf the other day
>motivation to play wow is dropping

what do i do? i like playing wow but logging in and not having a qt by my side makes the game real boring

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>new raid was laughing when i got on
>asked them what's up
>said they were just making lighthearted jokes about me being "light in the loafers"
>ask them what that's supposed to mean
>said they didn't mean any harm by it, but they brought me into the raid in the first place because of my "lifestyle"
>ask them how they came to the INCORRECT conclusion that i'm a fag
>"your voice and the way you type"
>gquit
i fucking hate this community
i hate it
I Hate It
I HATE IT

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Things you hate about specs.
>spec has really shit self healing
>spec has shit defensives
>spec either has shit aoe or shit single target, or constantly requires talent switches to optimize it
>spec has periods of downtime where you cannot do anything and can only stare at your screen(people defend this while even if you are playing perfectly you will get downtime LOL)
>spec has shit mobility and gets left behind by specs with really good mobility

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>queue for heroic
>Wardens
>get to first elevator shaft
>stop at the top because the elevator is at the bottom
>DH tank leaps off
>so does ret pally
>oh ok they're just gonna glide/bubble to break fall
>they don't
>both die
>check server
>both from azralon

Why am I forced to queue with these monkeys?

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>make a +15 key group, link 15 in-time achieve for invite
>mfw we 2 chest it and my +15 achieve pops right there
Thanks for the carry.

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>join a maw+9
>tank is 850, clearly the one with the key
>insists that blizz "fixed" the strat where you pull literally everything before ymiron
>we painstakingly pull packs one at a time
>wipe 5 times to helya because he "can't see volcanic through consecration"
>finish after 39 minutes

Why do we pug, master wayne?

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>Make nelf warrior on Illidan because I didn't know any better
>Faction change to troll around level 50 because it's my favourite race anyways
>Get bored and faction change back to nelf
>Remember I'm on Illidan
>Just got to Outland
I deserve this. Holy fuck.

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>final kara boss
>DK
>get orb debuff
>AMS in the middle of the group and kill 4 people
>blame the healer for dispelling and get them kicked
>do this 10 more times
>group finally disbands

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>tank in random heroic chain pulling everything and running ahead
>I get killed by mobs he didn't cement aggro on, my feign death and MD on CD
>tell him to stop being retarded and tank shit
>he gets all cocky and starts ripping into me, telling me l2play and all that
>I act like an even bigger douchebag in return
>I vote to kick the tank, put "whiny huntard wont shut up" for the reason why
>tank gets kicked, misses his chance for a satchel because call to arms is gone

It works every fucking time. None of the other mouth breathers in the group ever pay attention to what's actually happening or who's about to get kicked. Just act like a huge prick and then pretend to boot yourself. I love doing this.

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>BF tells me to log on
>don't
>he asks if i've logged on yet tell him "no"
>he tells me log on
>i get on
>he says check the inventory
>Ashes of Al'ar and Reins of the Raven Lord are in the inventory
>don't really care they're just mounts so don't say anything
>he asks if i saw what he got me
>tell him unconcernedly yes
>he asks me if i'm happy
>just said "yeah"

i don't care for being fake but now that i think about it i feel a little bad.

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>be me
>be gay
>guild doesn't know about it
>they keep using offensive terms like "fag" or "faggot" in gchat
>want to leave but they're the only decent guild in the realm
>tfw

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> HoV+5.
> Odyn does draw in before Valks come out.
> Stand right next to tank as we run out, clearly out of ring.
> Everyone starts running back in to hit him.
> Suddenly carried off to Valhalla spectator stands.
..?

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>bnet friend makes a carry group
>some retarded fembelf warrior is the tank
>Maw 9
>pulls the grimelord up the stairs to the 2 champions
>none of the fears get off but the tank says "monk interrupt baka"
>what?
>kill 2nd boss
>all the mobs on the boat start running toward us
>tank runs balls deep in, pulling all 3 packs on the left side
>ohfuckwe'redoingthis.jpg
>pop every CD
>nope.. tank died and just left group
>wipe
>do baby pulls because no tank
>still 3 chest it

fuck that guy

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>tfw you're a really good healer but you don't have any people to play with so you try to be a DPS instead to make doing things alone easier

I haven't had a close group of people to play with and hang out in voice chat with since Cata honestly

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>gearing up my low ilvl alt
>apply to as many groups as I can hoping to get into something
>keep getting groups from Nemesis
>they're the only ones that accept you regardless of your ilvl for some reason
>90% chance of them being shit
>check something
>that moment when you realize where they're from

This is how being stuck in hell probably feels like.

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>need the pvp chest as last piece of transmog set
>can't win a single bg as Alliance
>get insta targeted in pvp and have so many ccs/slows dumped on me I literally can't control my character for at least 6 seconds

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>Guildies treat me differently the minute they find out I'm a girl.

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>cute girl in guild
>literally never talks to me and hangs out in the guild clique
>get some shitty trinket I'd never use off elisande
>finish raid and fuck off to M+ channel
>qt joins channel and starts making small talk
>literally never even acknowledged me before this
>m-maybe she saw how well I was healing and wants to be friends
>takes her 2 minutes to get down to business "hey so did you need that trinket?"
>it all makes sense now, fuck that shit
>"yeah on longer fights I might need it for the mana, sorry"
>instantly goes back to her clique channel after saying "oh ok"
>doesn't even say goodbye
why are girls so mean /wowg/?

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So I just picked up my Fury Warrior I haven't done anything but level since Cata because I feel the need to melee dps/tank.

Is this literally it priority wise?

Non-Enrage:
>Bloodthirst on CD
>Raging Blow on CD
>Furious Slash to fill
>Enrage at 100 Rage

Enraged:
>Odyn's Fury with Frothing+Enrage
>Raging Blow on CD (b4 Bloodthirst)
>Bloodthirst on CD (after Raging Blow)
>Furious Slash to Fill

Execute:
>Execute on CD
>Bloodthirst on CD
>Raging Blow on CD
>Furious Slash to fill
>Enrage at 100 Rage

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>talking to a girl
>it's an actual girl and not a tranny
>trying to get pics
>she complains about being fat
>do the whole "I like thick girls" bullshit talk
>finally get pics
>she's not bad at all, just chubby
>was worried she'd be a complete hambeast
>talk her into sending me nudes
>HAIRY AS FUCK vag

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>846 Survival Hunter
>Trying to get some Mythic+0s done for gear Pugged because no one is on
>Make a group for one with WQ
>2 DPS and a Tank join
>Healer joins
>Heal: "Yeah im not carrying you Hunter"
>Tank: FFS kill yourself my man retard
>Everyone leaves
>Repeat

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back in my day we had no fucking quest helper, you read the quest and looked at your map, or you could look it up on thottbot.

you damn kids with your 'add-ons'

back in my day, once you got to max level you had to grind PVP for welfare epics just to get into the lowest level raids, then you had to run that raid over and over again until you were able to go up to the next tier of raid, then repeat to go up the last level of raid.

and everyone had 300 spells a piece, and bosses actually required coordination, one person fucking up could kill the entire raid.

back in my day you had to buy ammo for guns and bows, you had to have reagents for certain spells like reincarnate on shamans or slow fall on mages. they werent just free

back in my day you got you 60% mount at level 40 and 100% at max level, there was no flying, and mounts/training were expensive as fuck.

back in my day you had to stand in a zone screaming in general for hours on end to get a PUG for the dungeon in that zone, just for everyone to finally get the entrance, then you healer has to leave because of some dumbass reason

you kids these days... you just dont understand

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>110 2 days into Legion
>complete emissary caches every day
>spam heroics every day
>spam mythic and mythic +s every day
>cleared heroic en months ago
>still not a whiff of an orange
>my friend who logs on once in a blue moon has one

Bad luck protection my ass ion you greek cunt give me my orange already

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>final monk quest
>the final showdown versus the legion for my order
>expecting some huge fight
>you just fight a couple minions in the corner of the map
>some shitty small shrimp boss
>and its over

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>do +15s on my two characters every week for upgrades
>all I get is rings/necks when I have legendaries of both
>meanwhile my armor pieces are still 850
Great fucking system blizzard. Every fucking week I think I'm finally going to get an upgrade and every week I am proven wrong.

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>call a piece of gear trash for my spec
>everyone in guild gets on my case calling it my BiS and I don't know my own stat weights
>spend 20 fucking minutes explaining why it isnt, and chew people out for trying to explain my class to me when im the only one that plays it
>W-Well its BiS for me at least, you should be grateful
I think its time to quit this shithole.

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>new alt keeps getting legendaries
>dont even have the order hall resources to keep researching to equip two of them
>main has researched the order hall completely but doesnt have any
top kek


Also for Demon Hunter, bracers or ring that has a chance for extra fury?

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>ragequit healing after a month because if the dps are stupid I oom or die and end up looking like the one at fault
>change to tanking
>regear
>relearn all mythics for tanking
>have to watch and often feel the effects of stupid dps not interrupting
>ready to quit tanking after 2 weeks
healers have the least effect on a group, dps have the most.

is arcane still the glass cannon spec I remember from wrath?

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>tanking mythic 3+ HoV with my alt
>whole pug is about 850
>I keep dying
>after like 10 death we are at Skovald
>wipe 3 times at the last 2 kings
>check combat logs
>only riptide heals me
>ask the healer wtf
>"lol my mouseover macro heals myself instead of you"
>he fixes it
>kill the last 2 trash + 2 bosses without any issues
>mfw

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>healing +10 VotW (tyrannical)
>things go mostly fine, end up with two chests
>cordana throws that little green spinning sickle or something
>the aoe explosion when it hits someone takes like 70% of HP when it hits someone
>group is full melee and people fail it several times
>sweaty_testicles.png
>kill cordana
>"woah that was really smooth" t. ignorant melee

Sometimes I like the invisibility of my role when I perform well but sometimes I'd just like to get some credit for a job well done.

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>be SP
>be big dick all day
>doing M+13 with friend of friends
>last boss
>fuck up my surrender and die early (not like me)
>miss 3 chests
>group hurls verbal abuse me
>choking back tears
>leave and put them all on ignore

dont want to play anymore :(

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>invite 830 tanks to a "heroic EN ONESHOT GROUP!!!"
>they dont know what to do
>they fuck up
>raidwide "U GUYS SUCK OMG" followed by kicking every single person and ending the group

literally what do you expect to happen. we wait 10 minutes for a dps because the leader refuses to take one under 870 but sure lets just take the first tanks we see and then cry because theyre bad.

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if your friends stopped playing or your guild fell apart, would you still play Legion /wowg/?

be honest

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>Be boomkin
>Be in 7/7M 2/3M 3/10M guild
>Only 2 boomkins in entire raid
>Suddenly they want more
>All of a sudden we're running 5 boomkins
>Raid DPS goes down greatly
>Struggling to kill farm all of a sudden


WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS?! What guild runs more than 2 boomkins EVER?!

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>love druid class fantasy
>love guardian
>need dps offspec
>rather shoot myself than play moonkin visually or play style wise
>love feral
>B L O O D T A L O N S

why does bloodtalons exist in pve

why does arguably the most difficult dps spec also have to deal with such a fucking annoying mechanic

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>Buy Legion
>Level Mage to 55
>Currently in Blackrock Depths - Upper City
>Usually been the guy who has top DPS, thanks to some bugged 58 int staff I found
>Suddenly some random level 61 Rogue starts 2 shotting bosses
>Spams shit in an unknown language, propably Russian
>8k DPS at level 61
What the actual fuck, was that guy hacking or something?

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>decide to try out a new class after burning playing a BM hunter
>remember 1-100 levelling
>remember AP grinding
>remember Suramar time gated shit
>remember WQs
>remember taking up a second job raiding
>remember class/legendary imbalance and no telling if your class will become shit within a month or not
>instantly lose interest
>repeat this every 3 days
>mfw

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>join a +12 arcway pug as healer
>four guildies apparently
>miss 3 chests by 3 seconds
>get asked if I want to push high lvl mythics with them in the future
>mfw

I want to do it but I always sperg out after a while and disappear and leave everyone hanging and I don't want that to happen anymore. I even decided not to join any guilds anymore after quitting three raiding guilds in the time between Legion launch and mid November.

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>Do EN HC with guild
>finish in less than 1 and a half hour
>Get two pieces of loot
>Both are wrist pieces
>Both are titanforged
>ilvl 870 and 875
>Currently equipped wrists are 855 from Karazhan
>According to stat weights none of them are better than the ones equipped
>No other cloth wearers in group to mooch off of
Fuck
This
Game

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>arifact knowledge "catchup" still leaves you months behind everyone else
>catchup isnt proactive so new players who hit 110 for the first time are still set far behind everyone else
>nothing about artifact knowledge or legendaries correlates with skill so having the system is rather redundant
>blizzard literally just timegating trivial content now in hopes that people stay subbed longer

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>+12 BRH
>Guild/friends don't want to touch it so I decide to PUG.
>Get a group of ~890s.
>"Okay everyone, we'll be using invisibility potions at the start".
>Everyone agrees and I activate the keystone.
>Warlock walks into trash and dies.
>Leave group.

How are people such complete and utter shit at this ilvl?

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>Running weekly SOO mythic for mount
>Join group that's in mid-run
>Port there and run raid
>say "brb quick" in raid chat to get a drink
>come back in 3 minutes
>Say "Back" in raid chat, no response from anyone
>See that the group is on the giant dinosaur, so just wait for group at the Klaxxi bosses
>Someone writes in raid chat "Kick Anon, he's been AFK for 15 min"
>Leader kicks me instantly after that
>Whisper leader that I'm not AFK at all and to reinvite me back
>get no reply, ported out, lockout wasted this week

What is it with people in this game? Why do people in this game have such a serious issue communicating with others?

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>leveling mage
>doing quest for arcane artifact
>do it as fire
>reach end of quest where you go to the nexus
>die constantly
>thank god mob health doesn't refill when you die here
>keep dying
>all armor broken
>reach last enemy
>can't beat him
>his health refills unlike every other mob
>no way to win
>quit and hearth out
>try again as frost and beat it no problem

Am I retarded?

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>want to play ranged
>hate pretty much all the ranged specs
>think I might like ele
>ele can ST or AoE as one spec, but not the other
>large amount of their dps is in fire ele

Why do ALL of the ranged fucking suck?

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>join heroic as tank but dps anyway because 892 ilvl
>usually one other dps is as geared as me getting their daily out of the way
>this makes it easy to tank as dps
>join heroic today
>3 dps with 1.6m hp
>literally fresh 110s

At least the healer was geared, shit took forever.

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>R sham
>Low mobility
>Utility nerfed to shit
>Worst CC in the game
>Below average damage output
>Has purge (can cast 10 times before out of mana) and an interrupt

>Rdruid & monk
>Tankiest healers
>Most spells are instant
>Most utility
>Unmatched mobility
>Can heal at maximum effectiveness while moving
>Has the most & best CC in the game
>immune to interrupts

Why is this allowed?

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ret paladin is 870 with maxed artifact
>get declined for even regular mythics
>try to pug Kara on my 860 hunter
>declined from every group
>people wanting 890 ilvl for heroic EN and AOTC
This is end of Wrath levels of retarded.

Things can only get worse

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>Heal a random HoV because CTA, Everything going fine, reach skovald
>Tank uses aegis, skovald uses aegis, no one is moving to go get the aegis again after skovald drops it
>think to myself 'whatever, i'll just go over and get it then run back so the tank and melee dps can kill him faster'
>Everyone at max hp, skovald starts to cast ragnorok, I use the aegis practically on top of him, no one gets hurt
>Ret paladin throws a shitfit that I picked up the aegis and not the tank, saying 'how the hell am i suppose to know where to go or attack the boss when you're all the way in the back
>Im a holy paladin with devotion aura who has been in melee range of enemies nearly the whole instance
>tell him to fuck off i used it right on him and no one died. I wanted to let the tank continue contributing to DPS since no one would be getting hurt anyway which the ret would have noticed if he wasn't being a tunnel visioning douche
>Lose a fight against Odyn because no one was killing the obliterator. I admittedly missed a chance to get the healing buff because I panic bubbled to continue FoL spamming people which was a poor idea since anyone would have been healed when they touched their rune anyway
>"wow gg healer what did you let me die because youre salty I called you out"
>Odyn round 2, people actually kill/interrupt the obliterator, everything is fine
>Ret spews out one more douchey line about the whole party, then immediately leaves before anyone can say anything
These augment runes aren't worth it.

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>be tank
>be tanking nightbane run
>at curator
>work economically with the space, boss is usually surrounded by arcane goop but perfectly attackable at max melee attack range
>fury warrior /lie s down in evocation phase while I literally attack the boss right infront of him
>"hey warri you can attack the boss from here"
>warri says "learn to tank" while laying around for the entirety of the evocation phase afterwards.
>I'm the group lead
>say goodbye to 15 minutes of your life
>kicking someone from the group never felt so good
>"wtf pls reinvite" in say chat

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>Wannabe elite undergeared tank chain pulls while never holding threat
>Right near the end tries to vote kick me it doesn't pass
>He pulls again dying then leaving
>Get a new tank finish it less a minute in

I found it silly of him to leave at the end since now he has to do it all over again. Our whole group gave him advice not to pull like a retard but he choose to be stupid instead.

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I wish I was into the game but I just got so bored. I knew I would during beta.

>Mythic + spamming which was clearly inspired from Diablo 3 rifts
>World Quests which are a shittier version of Diablo 3 bounties
>Spells and abilities that were literally copied over from Diablo 3
>Suramar's existence
>Class hall quests being done through the mission table
>PvP being completely forgotten and worse than it has ever been in this game
>Classes were changed drastically and included changes no one was asking for
>Again in 7.2, a bunch of class changes literally no one asked for

I'm glad other people are enjoying it though.

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>it's another tank from ragnaros rage quits NL +5 because he pulls all the stone pelter groups up to the second boss and wonders why his sub 885 dps dies and also can't speak proper english but still throws insults without reading a single piece of advice you wrote or that he's a dumb cunt with special needs episode

someone just needs to fuck me in the ass right now i can't handle this level of selfish spanish portuegues sub human monkey spic behaviour anymore.

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>group together with two others from my guild (me dd, dd and heal) and 2 randoms (tank, dd)
>we were at ~865-870
>randoms from same guild at ~875-880
>they have everything warforged/titanforged from nhc raids
>we're exclusevly doing m+
>they pull ONE group
>we burst it down within seconds
>next pull; ONE group
>we start wondering wtf they're doing and pull two other groups to their pulled group
>burst down within seconds
>they still won't pull more than ONE group
>mythic dungeon
>non plus

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>friend and i come back to wow after 6 years
>used to be glad in tbc/wotlk
>hit 110 ready to start playing arena after so long
>playing rogue/resto druid 2s
>stuck at 1500

n-no this can't be happening

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>pull one of those elite rare mobs for a wardens WQ
>nobody in sight, expecting to solo, only 14M so should be EZ
>everyone and their mother comes out of the woodwork to tag it
>up to 114M

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>leveling guardian Druid
>9/10 groups have healers that just don't heal me
>Like just sitting there while I my life gets lower and lower
>Have to go slow as fuck because I have to rely on my self healing
>Fucking retard DPS classes pulling everything in site
>die like five times every run and cry

This is hell. I don't ever remember having this much trouble leveling through dungeons.

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>go to twitch for some comfy streams
>retard#1 is running maw of souls
>retard#2 is running maw of souls
>retard#3 is running maw of souls
>retard#4 is running maw of souls

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>LFR Botanist
>60 stacks of Recursive Strikes
>ask the other tank to taunt
>o-o what, I'm supposed to be tank?
>end the fight with 99 stacks

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>make a trial dk just for the gold racing achievement
>some mass invite guild adds me
>30 achiv points
>/g lmao 30 points get fuckin real kid
>before i wrote that 2 people greet me
>/gquit
>30seconds later a third character appears telling me its a new guild

did i treat them too harsh

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>join M6 group
>only M6 so it should be easy and comfy
>two of the players start speaking spanish to each other
>ragnaros server
>don't want to stereotype them, maybe they aren't so bad
>their dps is going alright, and I can deal with the bit of spanish we're getting
>one of them pulls pack after the first boss
>no big deal
>2nd boss trash goes smooth
>go to pull 2nd boss
>BR DH manages to pull 2 random trash packs en route to the boss
>"laaaag"
>"que onda ?"
>wipe
>finish with 2 chests
Every time I try and give these people the benefit of the doubt, they spit in my face.

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>randomly looking in group finder for a M+ group to join
>see someone on my friends list at the top
>hover over it, its 4 people from my guild in a M+ group
>look at guild
>5 online, the 4 of them in me
>they're looking for a healer, I'm a healer
>scroll up in chat, no whispers or guild talk about this at all
T-they probably just don't want to take a risk on a guild member they don't know r-right? Surely they just want to go with someone more reliable like... a pug? ; ;

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>Need to do Mythic Eye of Azshara for a Profession quest
>Only guy looking is a tank and a healer
>LF Big Dick DPS for Super Fast Eye of Azshara
>ilvl Requirement: 870
>Lol ok, queue for it (878 Demon Hunter)
>Your application has been declined

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>beginning of expac
>spam M+ all day with buddy of mine separate from guild
>do normal EN runs as well for leggo chances
>pvp in free time
>way ahead in ap from everyone in my guild
>like 3rd on server for AP gained
>hit 54 points
>literal god on the meters
>fast forward a month
>everyone and their mother is 54 points
>tfw only middle of the pack now

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>be WW monk
>want to tank for easy M+ queues and still spec WW
>BM stats are complete opposite of WW
>would have to get a whole different set of gear to be good

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>apply to guild
>accepted
>go on raid
>they demand I get on voice comms
>turn on voice changer
>raid goes well
>no drama caused because no one knows my gender

voice changers are a wonderful thing.

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>playing my BM hunter alt
>got my third legendary
>call of the wild
>pretty meh for BM but His for survival according to that azortharion dude's guide
>also got the shitty pants and the dps trinket that is the other BiS legendary

Do I make the jump, or am I being rused? Am I going to have problems doing stuff as Survival?

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>Try to go as far as I can in mythic+ before reset
>CoS+13
>Get a great group together. All experienced and well geared, breezing through the dungeon
>Randomly DC after first boss
>"They still haven't fixed this shit? Fucking hell"
>Log back in, it was not a random dc, the sub ran out. In the middle of the perfect dungeon run.

Fuck my life

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>be new to PvP and enter Twin Peaks
>eventually get to capture the horde flag
>run to base and enter flag room with no interruptions because the whole horde team seems just as incompetent as me and is too busy fighting a losing battle on the opposite side of the map
>suddenly realize 3 different people are getting mad at me in instance chat
>they tell me to go cap the flag
>the alliance flag is in enemy hands
>it isn't capping despite me being in the flag room
>there are like 30 seconds left, spend them running around in a stumped state
>we win anyway but I am just as befuddled as I was in the beginning
I'm confused as fuck, could someone explain where I screwed up so it doesn't happen again? I've read in the guides your own flag has to be safe in your base for it to be possible to capture the opposing team's, how could I have capped it then? Or maybe I've reached a whole new level of retardation and there's actually something else you need to do other than just carrying the thing to the appropriate room?

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>Mess up and accidentally post for per stack instead of per unit
>It's bought out in literally a millisecond pretty much instantly
>Whisper the person who bought them
>They Whisper me back an hour later
>"Haha dude I don't bot"

k

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Talk shit about "that guy" in your guild /wowg/

>down normal guldan a few weeks ago
>starting to progress through heroic
>constantly have to pug ranged dps because ours are always playing hookie
>the guild shitter offers to switch mains to his mage to help out
>GL says that won't be necessary
>he does it anyways because apparently he's bored of his DK and its "holding him back"
>gets his mage to 110 and starts actively gearing it up
>by actively I mean asking if the guild will run him through mythics/EN/NH and logging off if no one will
>constantly draws attention to how bad he instead of just keeping quiet and letting everyone think he's just not great
>"I haven't even started on my class hall stuff yet"
>"oops I accidentally DE the wrong relic so now I don't have another one to equip in my third slot"
>"been working really hard to gear up lately, just haven't had the time" he says, as he gets the day's 40th old raid achievement
>finally gets to our RL's bare minimum ilvl by no effort of his own and RL lets him come to H NH
>he does sub 200k on every fight as an 876
>every time he does shit damage he brings it up to the whole raid and makes some comment about how hard frost's rotation is to learn
>also has to comment on how he's still adjusting from melee to ranged and its a lot different
>asks as if expecting to get every item that he could use
>one drops for me and his trade window is open before he even starts talking, fuck that shit I equip it even though its a huge downgrade
>gets a 920 ring drop and announces to the raid that he "can't use it over my 845 ring because the stats are worse"
I can't stand this guy

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>Get a shitty tank for a keystone.
>Dps pull off mechanics well enough, most of my healing goes to the tank in dps gear.
>Finish the dungeon and leave after getting my chests.
>He whispers me after to complain about my hps.
>"Hope you get better :)"
How do we get the word out that hps is just a metric for how much damage everyone is taking? I can't help if it the only dude fucking up is the tank. I usually don't break 200k on +7 bosses if the dps are behaving themselves, but this dude was proud to breeze past it by himself.

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wowg i'm downright mad at this alchemy quest line

i need to kill grimoira which is a side boss in the vault dungeon, but i can't get any groups to do it with me

my guild is dead and i have no friends, so i just tried paying somebody to do it with me, but we couldn't clear the dungeon our own, not even on normal difficulty

so we used dungeon finder to get a group and then tried killing her but the fucking door wouldn't open for some reason which is a total mystery to me

what the fuck blizz

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>Get into a +13 brh group
>3 chest it
>Several members leave
>I don't, this is my chance to get keystone master
>+16 neltharions
>Get another group together
>Does swell
>get to Ularoog
>We fuck up the tracking part, wipe
>Kill him next try
>Somehow people die to Naraxas
>Wipe
>Kill him with only for minutes left
>Kill Dargrul around a minute past timer
>Get weekly 900 loot
>Don't get keystone master

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>last week
>mage votes bis on Pharamere's hidden grimoire
>Whatever
>Right fucking now
>Fury of the burning sky drops
>Vote need and leave note that it's best trinket for aoe
>Mage that had pharamere got it
>He vote
>Fucking Best In Slot
>Replaces Pharamere
Should I call him out on his bullshit right now? I am seriously angry over this.