Cookies drunk one-shot

Be anon
>Is a slow day and nothing funny is happening
>The Warden is passing by and saying her good afternoon as usual
>”Hello Anonymous, got a good nap today?”
“Yeah, I’m just kind of thirsty”
>”Oh, would you like something to drink? I can bring you water, lemonade, juice, milk, spiders, cider-“
“Spiders?”
>”Spiders it is, then!”
“No that wasn’t-“
>But it was already late, she was pouring you a a brimming glass of spiders
“No, NO, NO, SO MANY SPIDERS AHH!”
>You wake up sweating from the sudden dream”
>”Anonymous?”
>You can hear the voice of The Warden from out your cell
“….Wait what.”
>”Having nightmares so early?”
“Nightmares… woah, this dream must mean something”
>You look at The Warden and she looks at you wish concern
>”Is something wrong, Anonymous?
“No, it must be my thirst”
>”Oh, would you like something to drink?”
>You heavy breath
>”We have water, milk, cider, limona-“
“CIDER!”
>”Oh, okay, don’t need to yell, cider it is!”
>She leaves and you calm yourself a little
>’I swear I don’t know what’s going on in my dreams sometimes’ you thought
>You sit in your bed and think for a while
>…You don’t know what to think
>Suddenly you hear someone.. behind you?
>”Hey Anon, ready for the wedding?”
>Is Sleepy
> Where the heck he came from?
“What are you doing here? And what wedding?”
>”I’m your godfather, and it’s your wedding, are you so nervous that you suddenly forgot it?”
>The fuck
“Woah, woah, woah.. who I’m marring?
>”Why you don’t see her, it’s near The Warden, she is the one marrying you both”
>Okay this got weird, this must be a dream
>You walk to the altar, when suddenly you see the bride
“Who..”
>”Oh Anonymous, you are here, now we can start the wedding, she was waiting for you so long”
>The bride doesn’t move, she is looking forward
“Okay, this is getting crazy, who are you?”
>You yell at the bride, she moves and lift her veil and you can clearly see her face
>You freeze
>This is not a dream
>”Anon, honey! I can’t wait for the honeymoon, you got some ice cream to milk~”
>THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
“NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, I'M NOT MARRYING YOU”
>”But we already have childrens, Anon!”
>Suddenly, two twins minotaurs come from the crowd, both of them yelling at you ‘daddy!’
“AAAAHHHHHH!!!”
>Bronze comes out of nowhere and looks at you
>"Ah I always wanted to be uncle, and now I can start calling you my brother, Anon. We can even start fights of Yo momma all day, every day for the rest of your life"
>At this point, you are crying
>"Oh, he's crying, it is because you know about the other wedding?"
>Other wedding?
"Other wedding?"
>Bust comes near you
>"Why of course, my brother is marrying that cute pie of Cookies!"
>Cookies walks at you side, not looking at you and hugs Bronze
>"I can't wait to cuddle with him, look at those arms!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
>drop sound effect.mp3
>Your heart beat is over the limits
>You wake up in your cell, on the floor
>”Anonymous, here is the cider! Sorry for being so late, I was checking others… why are you on the floor?”
“I was…”
>Don’t you ever say that dream as an excuse
“Doing the dinosaur”
>”Umm… okay, well here is the cider, I couldn’t decide if soft cider or hard cider for you, so I brought two mugs with one and one!”
“Oh, thanks Warden, I’m okay with the hard one, wanna join me with the soft one?”
>She looks at the mug
>”Oh no, no, no, I’m sorry, I have job and being drunk while working is the least thing to do, that would be a bad example for all of you!”
“Well okay then, more for me”
>You pick the mug and The Warden left
>”Good bye Anonymous, if you need something, you know where I am!”
>No you don’t
>She leaves and you look at the mugs
>Damn, you should get drunk to forget those dreams
>Too bad this cider can't get you drunk enough to forget those nightmares
>You don’t even know if this is a dream or not anymore
“Maybe if I…”
>You pick up the mug and smell it
“No, this is not a dream. I… hope”
>Well that was a new record of nightmares, good you have something of alcohol to pass it out
>But you are alone with two mugs
“Maybe if…”
>Suddenly, you got an idea, an awful, awful idea
>Well, not so awful, it’s not like you are stealing the fucking Christmas
>’Cookies has been working hard these days, maybe she needs a break’ you thought
>She only has your cuddle sessions to calm down a little, this should be good for her
>It’s not like she’s passing out while drinking soft cider
>This is it, time to invite her
>You leave your two mugs in a table near your bed
>But before you leave, you need to see which mug is the hard one
>Silly Warden didn’t tell you in which one was the hard and the soft
>Well is not like she knew you were going to share the mugs
>You give it a taste to the first mug
“Hmm, not bad”
>You give it a taste to the other mug
“Yup, this one is the hard one”
>A tongue from a drunk never lies
>Picking up some paper, you write a note and put it under one mug
“H…a…r…d...”
>You write the next one
“S…o…f…t”
>And so you put it down the soft one
“Okay, now to search for Cookies, to adventure!”
>You need to stop talking alone
“I need to stop talking alone”
>Going out, you start your quest for Cookies
Be Bust Bronze
>Walking on the prison corridors
>You wanted to see Anon today after his afternoon nap
>He’s cute when he’s half asleep
>You see The Warden coming and she greets you
>”Oh hi Bust, good afternoon”
“Afternoon Warden, is Anon awake?”
>”Oh yes he is, I think he was having nightmares”
>Oh poor Anon, you need to go and see him!
“In that case, I’m going to his cell and talk for a while”
>”Sure, good luck. Oh! I almost forgot, I gave him two ciders, I think he can share the other one with you”
“Why two ciders?”
>”Well, I didn’t know if he wanted Hard or Soft, so I gave him both”
“I see…”
>”Well I got work to do, see you later!”
“Thanks, good bye!”
>This is amazing, you could stay with Anon while drinking
>A drunk Anon, you brush only to think about him drinking
>He’s so tough, drinking hard cider
>You think of a scene where you drink with him, while you pass out and he cuddles with you for being drunk in his bed
>U-unf
>Uh oh, you are drooling
“This is the best moment to know more about him!”
>You run to his cell with all your energy
“Anon, I’m he-“
>To see an empty cell, just with his bed and the two ciders
“Uh, well I could wait for him”
>You look at the two smugs, one has a note that saids “soft” and the other saying “Hard”
“Hmm, why would Anon-“
>You think about this for a moment and the answer hits you”
“Ok, if Anon write those notes… that must be… he wants to share them with another one who isn’t me…”
>Oh, you wonder who it would be
“Cookies… “
>That lucky mare
“So Anon wants to share this with her marefriend, uh? I got an idea”
>Your brother must be proud of what are you doing next
>You change the notes, so Anon thinks the hard is the soft and vice versa
“Oh I can’t wait to see her reaction when she drinks this”
>You go into the next cell, which is empty for some reason and wait for Anon and Cookies


Be Anon
>Found Cookies
>Poor girl was sweating for walking so much outside
>You go to her side and start talking
“Hey Cookies”
>”So.. much.. heat...”
“Umm, Anon to Cookies, anyone there?”
>”Just.. give me.. a second..”
>She really needs the cider
>”This part of my work isn’t worth it sometimes… I’m so… thirsty”
“Oh well it’s your lucky day, I got two mugs of cider waiting us on my cell”
>”That sounds great but- did you say cider?”
“Yup, fresh to drink”
>”But Anon, I’m working”
“Uh, your turn end, it finished like twenty minutes ago, Cookies”
>”WHAT. What time is it!?”
“Enough late for you to stay outside, now let’s move!”
>”I really need a clock with me…”
>Cool transition.mp4
>Damn, it take so much time to get back to your cell
“I hope the cider is still cold, it’s better when cold”
>”I don’t mind it if the cider isn’t cold”
“Never said that Cookies! Alcohol is better cold”
>True drunk words
>Well that’s weird, the door of your cell is open
“I didn’t leave my door open… did I?”
>Don’t remember, don’t care
“Well whatever, come in Cookies”
>She sits beside you and she has already bedroom eyes
“Here, hold this”
>You give her the soft mug
>”I’m kind of nervous, it’s my first time”
>Oh don’t say it like that please
“Drinking”
>”Uh?”
“Your first time drinking cider”
>”Yes, I hope I can handle this one, even if it’s a soft one…”
>You heard someone giggling
>Well that’s weird and/or creepy, must be your imagination
“You aren’t going nuts with one mug, are you?”
>”I hope not”
>Should you regret this? A cute little drunk Cookies is worth it?
>Of course it is
“Well Cookies, kampaii!”
>”Kam… pai?”
“Ups, sorry, just a way to say let’s drink it up in other language”
>”You are silly sometimes, Anon”
>As she says that, she starts drinking, so do you
>And then you suddenly feel something
>Oh something is wrong, so wrong
>This doesn’t taste hard, not at all
>…This is the soft mug!
“Cookies, wait!”
>Your reaction was too late, Cookies already started to drink
>She looks at you while holding the mug
>”…”
“…”
>She then drinks all the rest of the mug
>This can’t end well


Be Bust Bronze
>Watching from a hole in the cell, you see Anon and Cookies talking while they lift their drinks
>It begins
>Oh boy! This is great
>Should you call The Warden after Cookies hits the floor for being drunk?
>Nah just enjoy the show
>You heard Cookies holding the mug between her hoofs
>”Yes, I hope I can handle this one, even if it’s a soft one…”
>You giggle a little
>Anon seems to have heard your giggles
>Ok you need to calm and watch
>Oh, she’s drinking it!

Be Cookies
>You finally are with Anon and sharing your first cider with him!
>You are so lucky to have a coltfriend so appreciative
>He gives you a mug with cider
>You are mentally prepared for this
>“You aren’t going nuts with one mug, are you?”
“I hope not”
>Well what’s the worst it can do? Make you fall asleep in the legs of Anon?
>No don’t brush, not this time, just be cool…
>“Well Cookies, kampaii!”
”Kam… pai?”
“Ups, sorry, just a way to say let’s drink it up in other language”
>He’s so silly sometimes
”You are silly sometimes, Anon”
>You close your eyes and lift the mug to your mouth, feeling and testing the cider
>Hmm, it tastes good, there was no big deal
“Cookies, wait!”
>You heard Anon and you stop drinking for a moment
>Hello, hello, this is brain, giving orders to overload everything
>Brain, this is… who I am?
>Wh-who is who?
>What is going on?
>You feel funny
>You look back at the mug and drink all of it
>...
>…
>…
“Th-this cider is so gooooooood Anon~”
>”Oh no…”
“Wh-why I never *hicks* tasted this before!?”
>You left the mug in the table and suddenly feel like dancing with Anon
“Come with me my dear, let’s dance! The night is young!”

Be Anon
>Maybe she is strong against the hard cider, maybe she
>“Th-this cider is so gooooooood Anon~”
>Or not
“Oh no…”
>“Wh-why I never *hicks* tasted this before!?”
>Well shit, she’s drunk with one single mug of hard cider
>So someone was in your cell and changed the notes…
>“Come with me my dear, let’s dance! The night is young!”
“It’s afternoon Cookie… I mean, I think you should”
>Well she seems to ignore what you said, as she starts dancing in two hoofs
>Damn that’s cute, but how is she balancing herself?
>”Waaah!”
>Never mind that


Be Bust
>You are laughing so hard while watching the show
>You whisper so Anon doesn’t listen to you
“Oh haha, this can’t get any better! Unless… hmm, I wonder what would happen if I broken into Anon’s cell with a drunk guard”
>Two great ideas in one day, you were on fire
>That’s it, now just wait for the perfect moment to interrupt them and let’s see what Anon have to say
>Or Cookies, that would be more funny, despite her drunkenness


Be cookies
>Be hurt for falling from the attempt of dancing
>“Are you okay Cookies?”
“Hehehehe… I like it when you are so worried about meee, heheheee”
>You can’t control what you are saying
>Brain, do something
>…
>Brain isn’t here for the moment; leave a message after the beep and I’ll answer when I’m back
>…
>Beep
>You are on your own now
>Are you?
>A mug of soft cider can beat you?
>No, you must fight back!
“FOR THE EMPIRE! FOR THE PRINCESS! RAAAAAAAAAARW!
>You don’t know why you said that
>Anon looks worried
>“C-Cookie, you should”
”No, I don’t should! *hicks* You should should!”
>”What”
“Why don’t you look me *hicks* at the eyes when we cuddle!?”
>”But we do Cookies”
“SHUT UP AND HUG ME”
>Anon doesn’t move, just keeps staring at you
“You don’t love me anymore?”
>You start to tear a bit
>”But I do love you”
>Tears stops as you heard that
“An-Anon *hicks*”
>You feel like tackling him into his bed
“I-I always wanted to be in top.. of toy… scratching your ears”
>Anon doesn’t say a word


Be Anon
>What the hell just happened?
>Ponies can be this bipolar when drinking?
>Cookies is in top of you as she says she wants to scratch your ears
>This shouldn’t be lewd, but it is!
>You sweat a little, while she is doing the best bedroom eyes while brushing a half
>How the fuck is she half brushing?
“H-hey Cookies, the cider hits hard sometimes… aren’t you tired?
>”Oh Anon, I’m not tired right now, I want to cuddle and boop you and hold hooves all night”
>LEWD
>”Oh and *hick* did I said scratch your ears, I mean to do this”
>Those hicks are starting to be cute
>She is approaching you slowly and moves to your ear
>She bits your ear
>…Holy shit she bite your ear
>It was a soft bite
>”Mmmmm~”
>Sweating intensifies
>Think about something Anon, what would Sleepy do?


Be Sleepy
>Sleeping
>You were dreaming of a beautiful nurse mare at your side, sleeping with you
>Both of you cuddling
>How lewd


Be anon
>Well, I think I know what he would do, but let’s not try that
“Cookies, you need to”
>”Kiss *hick* me”
“What?”
>”I love you, you love me, we are for *hick* one each other!”
>She’s broken
>She boops her nose with yours
>She’s not broken; she’s a machine of cuteness!
>Don’t get a heart attack now Anon, not now
>She is so close, you can smell her, and she smells so good
>She is ready to kiss you
>Fuck it, you are having fun, later she can regret it
>As she is ready to plant a kiss in your lips, both of you hear a familiar voice
>”Well, well, well, forgetting to lock the door again Anon?”
>Oh no, not again
“Is this a nightmare? LUNA, I’M SICK OF THIS DREAMS”
>”You wish this was a dream Anon, right? If this was a dream I would join you both right now, mind if I do?
>Cookies looks at Bust Bronze with disgust, like if she is about to attack her
>“L-LEAVE MY ANON ALONE”
>She doesn’t seem happy, not a single bit
>”Oh the drunken guard is angry because interrupted?
“So you were the one who changed the notes…”
>”Me? Why would I do such a thing?”
>Yeah sure, and I’m Santa Claus
“Just leave already”
>”That’s rude Anon, I just wanted to enjoy what you two little love birds were doing, but I got bored and wanted to join”
>Cookies seems angry, very angry for what Bust said
>Bust is walking to the bed while attempting to do sexy moves
>You hope this to be a nightmare and wake up
>…
>Why you don’t wake up?
>Wake up Anon, wake up wake up wake up!
>…Okay, this is real


Be Bust
>Starting plan seduction to Anon
>Phase 1, start!
“Oh Anon, you lift right? Why don’t you show me those muscles you have?
>Cookies seems not happy with what you said, not happy at all
>Good, this is fun
>You touch Anon’s muscles while lying down at his side of the bed
“Hey Anon, about the milking of the other day” You whisper in his ear
>Anon eeks as an answer
>You giggle
>”THIS IS IT”
“Uh?”
>Suddenly Cookies kicks you off the bed
>”LEAVE US ALONE YOU BIG MEANNIE COW”
>She slaps you twice
>You can’t believe this


Be Anon
>You can’t believe what’s going on, Cookies in a rage moment slapped Bust Bronze, Twice
>Is Bust crying?
>Oh no she isn’t, she’s mad
>Like a bull on a bullfight in Spain, Olé for that
“Girls come on, you shouldn’t-”
>”ANON LET ME HANDLE HER, I’M SO DONE WITH HER BEING… LIKE SHE IS WITH YOU”
>Well you don’t know what to do; at least you should close your door this time, in case anyone sees Cookies fighting Bust
>No time for that, stop both of them!
“Girls sto-“
>As you try to stop both of them after they fight, is too late, as Bust goes for the first move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Kdku-IqXc
>Or second, she got bitch slapped after all
>Bust rushes forwards to Cookies!
>Cookies evade the attack and jumps in Bust’s head!
>Cookies start hitting with her hooves her head, making Bust burst in anger
>Bust wrath makes her go full bull, hitting the walls trying to get Cookies off her head, and hitting you by mistake, leaving you in the floor for the sudden hit
>Eventually, Cookies hit the floor
>”Oh you will pay for hitting me”
>You are paralyzed in the floor; you can only look at what is going to happen next
“Bust… wait…”
>”I’m sorry Anon, but she started the fight, she must pay for it”
>As she tries to lift Cookies, Cookies reacts and yells back”
>”STUPID MINOTAUR, GET OUT OF THIS CELL”
>Somewhere, somehow, a frog is yelling
>Cookies pick up Bronze with all her strength, yelling while doing it
>”Wh-what are you doing!?”
>Is she… Is she doing what I think she is doing?
>”RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
>”Impossible!”
>Bust fear is growing every second, as Cookies totally got her all lift up
>How can she do that?! She’s only 1/4 her size!
>”SUPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX”
>OH, OH!
>”TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNN”
>”G-ah!”
>Bust face is all in pain now, you cringe and are amazed at the same time
>Cookies throw Bust to the floor
>Bust is writhing at this point
>Cookies finish her off with a kick in the stomach
>K.O
>Bust is now all knocked out
>DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, WE HAVE A WINNER
>You recover yourself, get out of the floor and come near Cookies, lifting her hoof
“AND THE WINNER, COOKIES AND CREAM!”
>And the crowd goes crazy, if there was one of course
>”YES, YEEEEES I WIN, WOHOOOO”
>She gives you a quick kiss for the adrenalin
>”WOOOOOO, I’M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD, WOHOOOOOOOOoooooo”
>She snorts
>Silly pony must be all tired from the fight, so cute
>Well that was something unexpected, but it went better than expected
>You wonder how the entire prison couldn’t hear this epic fight, but at least nobody will know about this
>Now you have a drunken fighter pony in your hands
>You leave her on your bed as you look at the now sleeping minotaur in your floor
“Well shit, I don’t know how to explain this to The Warden”
>”Anhs myshs miss mass youss”
>Holy fuck that scared you, Cookies is talking while sleep
>Or at least trying to
>You really need to tell her about this entire fight, John Cena would be proud
>You yawn and don’t know what to do
>This was a good afternoon, well now night
>Shit, you forgot to drink your cider, now is warm, all this situations made you forget your cider
>Well no problem, maybe tomorrow you can have one, all you want to do right now is sleep
>You drink the warn soft cider and left the mug in the table, it tasted like piss, this is why you prefer it cold
>Looking at the sleep minotaur in your floor, you think for a way to lift her and leave her outside of your cell
“Hnnn… how Cookies could lift this big ass monster, I need a fucking loader”
>Nope, you can’t lift her, how Cookies could lift Bust, you’ll never know
>You drag her outside of your cell, to the next corridor, at least it’s far away from your cell, someone should take care of her
>You are done, you are so done right now
>You slowly enter your cell, trying not to wake up the little fighter and close your door, this time locking it
“Well, this day was fun, don’t you think Cookies?”
>”SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE”
“I take that as a yes”
>You laugh while resting at her side, giving her a kiss in her cheek
“Good night Cookie, you deserve this rest”
>”Wubhh Suhshh Pffuuu”
>Aww, so cute
>You take that as a ‘I love you Anon, good night”
>And with that, you start to fall asleep with her


Be Bust
>Next morning
>What happened last night?
>”Hey sister, you ok?”
“Eh?”
>”The Warden found you in some corridor in the night; I had to take you back to our cell, what were you doing last night?”
“I don’t… know”
>”Ugh, weird”
“But I had the worst nightmare ever”
>”Oh yeah, what did you dream?”
“I was fighting in a ring… I don’t know who, but whoever it was, he or she was strong, so strong I could feel the pain”
>”Interesting. You couldn’t remember at least the face or name of him or her?
>You both heard steps near your cell
>”AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA”
“AH!”
>You jump for the sudden yell
>”What the- Warden, what are you doing?”
>”Anon keeps saying this words every time he’s with Cookies! I can’t get the word out now! It’s funny to say!”
”I don’t find it funny…” you whisper to yourself
>”So how’s Bust?”
>”She lost her memory last night and had a nightmare”
>”Oh you poor, poor thing!”
“I’m okay, don’t worry Warden”
>”Yes, my sister is as strong as his brother, not so strong, but you know”
>Sometimes you think Chains got more muscles than brain
>”If you say so… Well I’ve leaving, good bye you two, take care!”
“See you Warden”
>You feel like to move but you can’t, the pain is real
“Uh… I didn’t know nightmares could hurt you…”
>”Maybe you were sleepwalking?”
“Maybe, I don’t know, there aren’t cameras in this prison so we can’t know for sure”
>His looks seems to be focused in something
“No brother, I don’t think Anon is involved in this”
>”If you say so, well I’m going to the gym, if you need me, call me”
“I’m going to sleep more, I really feel like I got hit by a dragon”
>”Okay, rest well sister”
>Trying to remember anything of last night makes you get a headache, so you prefer to sleep and think about good things, like Anon, while hugging your monkey plushie
“Good night, Anon Jr”