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  1. /jp/ onahole pastebin 2014 v0.3.00
  2. by recent OP
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  4. In which we will cover three main topics:
  5. 01. Shopping
  6. 02. Use
  7. 03. Care
  8. 04. Lubricants in-depth and lubricant alchemy
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  10. This guide is intended to answer most common questions that come up in every onahole thread. It will be updated with each thread based on your feedback. Suggest any improvements or additions for future pastebins there.
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  13. 01. Shopping
  14. -Vendors
  15. http://en-nls.com (Japan)
  16. Convenient English (Engrish) language web site and service. Ships anywhere in the First World via EMS/DHL/e-Packet. Wide selection of products at fair prices. Shipping is discrete and reliable but can be expensive. Slow to get new products. Affiliated with Rends (toy manufacturer). Accepts Paypal.
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  18. http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
  19. Site in Japanese language only. Store ships internationally, EMS only. Hotpowers sells products from the major manufacturers but also makes and sells toys of their own design. Some Hotpowers models can be found on Amazon.
  20. Guide to ordering for non-Japanese speakers: http://i.imgur.com/zpWiThh.jpg
  21. Guide to the Hotpowers ¥10k package: http://i.imgur.com/OzBbGCc.jpg
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  23. http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)
  24. Amazon Japan has a large selection and low prices but does not ship outside of Japan. To order from Amazon Japan, use http://japanshoppingservice.jp/onlinestore/ (JSS is also the best way to buy from http://alice-stage.com)
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  26. http://queencatadulttoys.com (USA)
  27. California based. Exclusive US seller of high-quality TOMAX Succubus, Lilith, and Venus holes and Busty Ai-Chan breast toy. Decent prices. Also sells toys via Amazon US at http://www.amazon.com/b?me=A2HW6CD8IVLVNW (some Prime eligible)
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  29. http://toydemon.com (USA)
  30. Illinois. Wide selection but big markup. Free shipping above $50 can make some purchases cheap. Makes/sells a plush doll of their own design. Seems to have taken out US trademark on the word "Meiki" which is a bit Jewish of them considering that it's a common noun in Japanese. It also serves to confuse the origin of certain products. A good site for reading English-language product reviews.
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  32. http://coolmalesextoy.com (USA)
  33. Another California based distributor. Has a good selection of both Western and Eastern male toys with quick, discrete shipping. The prices seem higher up front, but the shipping is included with the costs. What puts this site above other US based distributors though is the fact that they have a price match service. If you find one of their items cheaper on a another site, just tell them and they will match the price for you. Shipping is very quick within the States and you can even contact them with item suggestions if they don't carry something you're looking for. Very convenient and fast service if you happen to live in the US. Accepts a wide range of payment options, paypal included.
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  35. -Customs
  36. By default, NLS will label onaholes as "figures" unless shipping via DHL, which requires accurate declarations, like "rubber toy" and "lotion". Hotpowers default is "cushion". You may use the order comments field to request that NLS change the declaration to your preferences. You can also request that NLS remove packaging / artwork that your local customs inspectors might find offensive.
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  38. /jp/ seems particularly concerned about the legal status of certain holes, usually due to box art. Understand that all products sold at the above vendor sites comply with the local laws of the fulfilling business. Because Queen Cat sells the Puni Hole DX out of Los Angeles and because Toydemon sells Sujiman Kup Rina out of Chicago, these are legal products for Americans to purchase and own. Stop asking if you will be sent to jail for buying holes and embrace your freedoms. If you live elsewhere, do some research on your local laws before you order.
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  40. Obviously, customs is not an issue if you are shopping within your own country.
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  42. ========
  43. 02. Use
  44. -Lube
  45. Use water-based lube. Recommended Japanese brands include Peace's/Pepee (medium-thick) and Inshu lotion/Ubujiru (thinner). Western lubes such as ID or Durex are fine but they become sticky and dry out faster. A highly recommended western lube would be J-Lube. It's extremely effective, but it ships as a dry powder which you add water to until it reaches the desired consistency. 1 bottle mixes into about 26 liters of lube so it's also, by far, the most cost effective. Do not use oils, hand lotion, or silicone-based lubricants as these can destroy/deform rubber.
  46. It's important to only use the minimum amount of lubricant possible. Too much lube or lube that is too thick / viscous can dull the feeling of a hole. Different brands work better with different rubbers, so experiment.
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  49. -Heating
  50. Warm rubber feels better than cold rubber. You can immerse a hole in hot tap water for 3-5 minutes before use, or you can use http://en-nls.com/pict1-38260?c2=12001017 to heat the inside (takes 20-30 minutes for best results; never leave heater unattended). Some anons recommend microwaving lubricant for a few seconds before use. Be extremely careful not to burn yourself with hot lube if you do this.
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  52. DO NOT microwave your hole, put it in boiling water, put it near a space heater, or otherwise apply direct heat.
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  55. -Dolls/mounts
  56. The difference between fapping with a handheld onahole and fucking the same toy hands-free can be huge. If your budget and living situation permit, consider a hole cushion or doll. Inflatable dolls are cheaper and more easily stored, but come with some predictable issues (vinyl odor, air leaks). They can be upgraded with breast toys or stuffed with cotton / poly fiber filling, but these are pretty hands-on projects. Plush dolls can be expensive but are more sturdy and supportive.
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  60. 03. Care
  61. -Cleaning
  62. After use, it is best to wash and dry a hole immediately. Please don't ask whether you can let a jizzed-in hole sit overnight without getting up to clean it. Only you can decide how much of a filthy otaku you want to be.
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  64. -Update- So far, at least two anons reported genital infections of some sort (soreness, forming of bumpy rash, skin peeling off) from using unclean holes. It's unknown if this was fungal or bacterial, but sanitization is something that needs to be taken very seriously for exactly this reason. These moist, humid holes (oftentimes with decaying organic matter still in them) are ideal breeding conditions for both bacteria and molds. Clean your shit thoroughly unless you want to lose the ability to fap for the next couple weeks. Also don't forget to wash yourself after a fap. God damn.
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  66. To wash, hold the opening under running water and use a finger to loosen the slurry of lube and semen inside, rinsing thoroughly. A mild liquid hand soap can be used for more thorough cleaning. NLS also sells specialized hole cleaning products such as https://en-nls.com/pict1-27929?c2=37001010 and https://en-nls.com/pict1-24389?c2=9999
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  68. Most holes should NOT be turned inside out for cleaning, as this stresses the rubber and can shorten the toy's life. If you don't care or are profoundly lazy, feel free to do it anyway. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
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  70. -Drying
  71. To dry the inside, tightly roll tissue or paper towel and gently work it into the hole to the very end. Remove wet paper and repeat if necessary until all water absorbed. Do not store holes with damp tissue inside them. If using cloth rather than paper, microfiber towels are better for drying because they leave less lint behind than cotton.
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  73. Powdering holes can help keep the rubber from becoming sticky and dirty. After drying, pat a small amount of talcum powder or cornstarch all over the hole's exterior. It is not necessary to powder the hole insides.
  74. -edit- Talcum powder on the genitals seems like something that would be a very bad thing due to the nature of the chemical itself. More research needs to be done on this matter. Will update in a later version. Maybe stick with corn starch for now. Can't go wrong with food-grade.
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  76. -Storage
  77. Most vendors sell onahole storage bags at low prices. These are good add-ons to any order that keep your hole clean and discrete. Be sure not to let onaholes touch as different types of rubber can "melt" each other through contact. Heavy Ziplock freezer bags work just as well though.
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  79. -Repair
  80. It's not uncommon for an onahole to become damaged due to age, neglect, or manufacturing defect. If you want to try your hand at repairing a toy that has developed a rip or tear, the tool of choice is an adjustable-temperature soldering iron. A complete guide to toy repair can be found at http://forum.toydemon.com/index.php?topic=99.0
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  82. Before attempting a soldering repair, be certain that your toy does not contain phthalates. Even if minor exposure to the fumes or even the material itself causes only minor health distruptions, the sheer breadth of the vital health problems it causes isn't worth sealing up some superficial tears in your toy.
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  84. That said, if your cyberskin product is phthalate free (or if you really could not give a damn either way), the procedure is remarkably simple, quick, and effective. Open a window to get some ventilation going. The fumes can and will cause headaches if you get a nose full. Now it's just a matter of understanding the principles of the material repair which is idiot proof. This all must be done within maybe 1 second or less, so work quickly.
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  86. What you want to do is use the iron to QUICKLY melt/liquify the walls of the split area and then quickly force the split back together. It should melt instantly and It should resolidify almost as instantly so, again, you have roughly 1 second to do this. Tada! all done. If you are working with a very large split, you will want to do this is segments, starting by sealing the further part of the tear and slowly working your way towards the front. If you screw it up, don't worry. It shouldn't take you more than a single attempt for you to realize what you need to do. Just start over and get it right this time.
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  88. You may be left with a few black singe marks if you weren't fast enough, but this is of no worry. You can either leave it as-is or treat the area with some dabs of bleach.
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  92. 04. Lubricants in-depth and Lubricant Alchemy
  93.  
  94. This section will cover the importance and differences of different kinds of lubricants for your onaholes.
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  96. As mentioned earlier, all lubricants are not the same. They come in different viscosities and chemical makeups and different lubes are better suited for holes of varying densities (hardness) and texture structure. Also, as mentioned earlier, use only water based lubricants on your holes. Using random slippery substitutes can actually destroy your hole or otherwise lower the integrity significantly. In the case of cyberskin (eroskin, softskin, cyber jelly, UR3.0), the holy grail of flesh toys, using petrolium jelly (Vaseline) or silicone based lubes will completely destroy and melt the product.
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  98. Lubricants come a few kinds of varieties. Jelly type (KY, Pepee), Watery Slime type (Peaces, various Japanese "drool" products), and just the normal Goopy type (mystery lubes and pretty much everything else. While they all behave similarly, they are all made of different chemicals and dispersing agents. Generally speaking, you will want to use thinner lubes for harder holes with more vigorous texturing, and thicker jelly type lubes for softer holes with less aggressive texturing. In either case, don't overdo it. Start small as too much lube can ruin the sensation and also make a mess. Lubes really do make all the difference and find the right one may take some experimenting.
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  100. -Lubricant Alchemy
  101. That's right. It's time to make things interesting. Maybe the lubricants you have aren't giving you quite the sensation your looking for, or maybe you're running low on a specific type, or maybe you're just feeling particularly creative. Mixing radically different lubes of different types can yield some better-than-storebought results, not to mention add another level to your fap experience.
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  103. A base that I'm sure most of you have by now in ridiculous amounts is J-Lube. If you don't have this yet, just get a bottle. It works for pretty anything and is a customizable lubricant (and sometimes a super fun time thick slime bath for you and your partner).
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  105. The J-Lube is powdered and acts a very effective binding and chemical chaining agent. Added to other lubes it gives them that silky, low-friction goodness that J-Lube naturally has. You can further change the properties of your custom lube by adding thick jelly type lubes to your concoction. This has a tendency to make everything try to clump into bunches and actually makes it drying resistant. Play around with different mixtures until you get something you find appealing. NOTE- in doing this, you may be adding certain chemicals to your mix may that may not want. Things like glycerine which has been proven to cause yeast infections in females that are prone to getting them... but we're males up in here and aren't quite so prone to yeast infections (providing we clean ourselves) so don't be afraid to get some glycerine or any other sucrose based chemicals into your mix. Just don't forget that anything containing sugar/glucose/sucrose/glycerine WILL spoil over time due to fermentation. In theory, mixing a lubricant containing acetate (alcohol basically) or propylene glycol (a sweet multi use chemical with preservative proerties) into your concoction would stem the yeasts and greatly increase the shelf life. If you're sensitive, howvever, you might notice some irritation if you've used too much.
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  107. Finally, it's time for some fragrance. This can really add to your fap experience. The sense of smell is the most acute human sense and the one strongest tied to memory. Being able to capture the right scents and add them to your lubes can make a world of a difference in your fap experience. Different people are into different scents and as such, recommendations should all be taken with a grain of salt. Certain Japanese retailers already sell vials of various "smell fetish" aromas, but the selection is quite small and questionable if not nondescript. Still, these are a very simple solution to adding a "girl" fragrance to your lubes. Another great and simple method is to buy a product called "Pussy Juice Vagina Scented Lube". It's a crude name, but great product. The scent, anyway. The lube itself is sub par. It starts off with a very strong aroma mimicking the aromatic bouquet of a stripper. Her hair, her perfumes, all that good shit. With some friction, however the lube's odor takes on a very distinct, but far from overpowering, aroma of sex. Not vagina specifically, but sex in general. Saliva and fluids with hints of vagina takes an undertone to the standard stripper scent. Goes well into any custom Lube you may be experimenting with.
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  109. Obtaining specific scents for your custom lube is less easy for a number of reasons. They generally don't mix well with the lubes, they tend to be irritant and simply obtaining them is either going to be expensive or just a lot of work for a busy bee. You can just get some female perfumes and be done with it and just pray they don't burn your cock off or you can map out exactly what aroma you're looking for and obtain them through natural means. Flowers (or, rather, the oils of them) are easiest to obtain as all you need is boiling water, the aromatic flowers and lots of steam. Fuck you. Some girls smell like flowers.
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  111. Now this part is hit or miss. You can obtain female pheromones from a number of places. They come concentrated and you will wish they didn't. Put one drop into medicine cup with some water and pour only half of that into your custom lube. You know you did it right when you can only subtly smell that awful shit... but because they are female pheromones, they really get your horniness levels up.
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  113. That's it for now. This section will be updated as more experimenting is done.
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