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  1. A Giant Dork: so, after all that serious shit and junior never getting the attention he truly deserved...
  2.  
  3. A Giant Dork: its time to look at some goddamn turts
  4.  
  5. A Giant Dork: GO TERPS
  6.  
  7. A Giant Dork: ...oh great more subs i gotta do to watch a thing for free
  8.  
  9. A Giant Dork: guess i'll subscribe to martial arts madness because hey fuck lets feel nostalgic about going to the mall and watching your dad buy like 5 million martial arts movies
  10.  
  11. A Giant Dork: >NO CAPTIONS
  12.  
  13. A Giant Dork: guess i'll die
  14.  
  15. A Giant Dork: the audio is so stilted
  16.  
  17. A Giant Dork: i can't handle this
  18.  
  19. A Giant Dork: (yes i can)
  20.  
  21. A Giant Dork: also what fucking kidna bumblebee spaceship am i looking at
  22.  
  23. A Giant Dork: TIME TO COLONIZE THE EARTH
  24.  
  25. A Giant Dork: WITH OUR OWN SPECIES
  26.  
  27. A Giant Dork: YOUR PUNY THUNDERBOLTS ARE NO MATCH FOR
  28.  
  29. A Giant Dork: THE GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
  30.  
  31. A Giant Dork: GAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  32.  
  33. A Giant Dork: oh okay just... body slam him, awkwardly
  34.  
  35. A Giant Dork: DERP DERP I'M A TURT
  36.  
  37. A Giant Dork: THIS CREATURE IS
  38.  
  39. A Giant Dork: GAMERUUGSLKJGl
  40.  
  41. A Giant Dork: THANKS BOY SCOUTS OF JAPAN
  42.  
  43. A Giant Dork: WE REALLY DIDN'T DESERVE THIS THEME
  44.  
  45. A Giant Dork: i cant
  46.  
  47. A Giant Dork: i cant'
  48.  
  49. A Giant Dork: oh my god there are so many scouts
  50.  
  51. A Giant Dork: scouts LOCATED
  52.  
  53. A Giant Dork: also its subbed!
  54.  
  55. A Giant Dork: Wao!
  56.  
  57. A Giant Dork: look at all those gallants
  58.  
  59. A Giant Dork: and now, we turn to the goofuses
  60.  
  61. A Giant Dork: campy in the most literal sense
  62.  
  63. A Giant Dork: these kids will kill a man on accident D:
  64.  
  65. A Giant Dork: >cutting dinner portion in half
  66.  
  67. A Giant Dork: w-
  68.  
  69. A Giant Dork: WOAH RUDE
  70.  
  71. A Giant Dork: "we're gonna ride in the sub"
  72.  
  73. A Giant Dork: these goofuses done doofed
  74.  
  75. A Giant Dork: okay is it bad that i'm like
  76.  
  77. A Giant Dork: "oh wait, the controls are reversed... oh well might take some getting used to, i'll fix it later"
  78.  
  79. A Giant Dork: seems simple
  80.  
  81. A Giant Dork: ALAS
  82.  
  83. A Giant Dork: prank'd
  84.  
  85. A Giant Dork: its not a miracle, they done fucked it up :U
  86.  
  87. A Giant Dork: HAPPY FUN TIMES IN A SUB
  88.  
  89. A Giant Dork: ALMOST TYPED OUT SOMETHING VERY INNAPPROPRIATE
  90.  
  91. A Giant Dork: stupid hands
  92.  
  93. A Giant Dork: meanwhile, in space...
  94.  
  95. A Giant Dork: the bumblebee ufo returns!
  96.  
  97. A Giant Dork: these noises are driving me bonkers >:U
  98.  
  99. A Giant Dork: "AAAH ITS A KAIJU"
  100.  
  101. A Giant Dork: "oh no that's gamera! :3"
  102.  
  103. A Giant Dork: gamera not looking his best here but he tries!
  104.  
  105. A Giant Dork: not sure how he got over the "sent into fucking space" issue
  106.  
  107. A Giant Dork: "WE SHOULD LEAVE" "no gamera is a friend of all children"
  108.  
  109. A Giant Dork: i'm sensing a theme here
  110.  
  111. A Giant Dork: "HRAAAGH ALLEGORIES FOR NUCLEAR POWER GONE WRONG AND WAR"
  112.  
  113. A Giant Dork: "oh wow, i'm sure they'll be great to protect the children!"
  114.  
  115. A Giant Dork: Gamera's the crazy uncle, Godzilla's the grouchy gramps
  116.  
  117. A Giant Dork: racing a giant space turtle is a terrible idea, just saiyan
  118.  
  119. A Giant Dork: ...I, too, want a giant fucking dinosaur to protect me as a child
  120.  
  121. A Giant Dork: SUPER
  122.  
  123. A Giant Dork: CATCH
  124.  
  125. A Giant Dork: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  126.  
  127. A Giant Dork: "ah shit we're running low on oxygen"
  128.  
  129. A Giant Dork: "I KNOW YOU'rE KINDA TRAPPED BUT HELP US OR WE'LL DIIIE"
  130.  
  131. A Giant Dork: ...wow that's the weakest catch ray
  132.  
  133. A Giant Dork: wow
  134.  
  135. A Giant Dork: gamera 2 fat, but bote 2 smol
  136.  
  137. A Giant Dork: >just 15 minutes
  138.  
  139. A Giant Dork: weak as FUCK
  140.  
  141. A Giant Dork: "WE MUST MIND CONTROL THE GAMERA"
  142.  
  143. A Giant Dork: "BUT FIRST.... we must look deep into his past"
  144.  
  145. A Giant Dork: his tragic backstory is that he dropped ice cream somewhere.
  146.  
  147. A Giant Dork: :I
  148.  
  149. A Giant Dork: wait is this a flashback from gamera the invincible?!?!?
  150.  
  151. A Giant Dork: IT IS
  152.  
  153. A Giant Dork: i don't recognize iguana bitch so i'm probably watching out of order
  154.  
  155. A Giant Dork: those are the most "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR" eyes i've ever seen on a kaiju outfit
  156.  
  157. A Giant Dork: this slapfight is more hillarious than it needs to be and i haven't even watched the origin movie
  158.  
  159. A Giant Dork: AAAAAAAAAAA
  160.  
  161. A Giant Dork: okay hold up
  162.  
  163. A Giant Dork: what the FUCK
  164.  
  165. A Giant Dork: is that tongue
  166.  
  167. A Giant Dork: is it shooting out cold air or some shit?
  168.  
  169. A Giant Dork: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
  170.  
  171. A Giant Dork: "i'm too cold and i don't have my 12 lb weighted blanket, fuck me"
  172.  
  173. A Giant Dork: DONK DONK DONK
  174.  
  175. A Giant Dork: "I LIVED BITCH"
  176.  
  177. A Giant Dork: *recycled footage: THE MOVIE*
  178.  
  179. A Giant Dork: DUNK
  180.  
  181. A Giant Dork: is that a kabuto
  182.  
  183. A Giant Dork: he kidnapped a children
  184.  
  185. A Giant Dork: how fuckin
  186.  
  187. A Giant Dork: i'm suffering through low quality lasers
  188.  
  189. A Giant Dork: I'M BLEEDING WAAATEEEER
  190.  
  191. A Giant Dork: CHILD: PROTECTED
  192.  
  193. A Giant Dork: CHICKEN STATUS: FRIED
  194.  
  195. A Giant Dork: CAMPINESS LEVELS ARE MAXIMUM
  196.  
  197. A Giant Dork: "KINDNESS IS HIS WEAKNESS"
  198.  
  199. A Giant Dork: "TIME TO STEAL A CHILDREN"
  200.  
  201. A Giant Dork: oh welp, guess your heel heat is maximum, too
  202.  
  203. A Giant Dork: wow you guys just spent all 15 minutes trying to research gamera
  204.  
  205. A Giant Dork: yikes
  206.  
  207. A Giant Dork: ITS THE BUMBLEFUCK-O H NO MY HEADPHONES ARE HURTIN MUH EARS
  208.  
  209. A Giant Dork: AAA
  210.  
  211. A Giant Dork: JETPACK BUTT TURTLE
  212.  
  213. A Giant Dork: "MURDER US AND WE'LL MURDER DA BOIS"
  214.  
  215. A Giant Dork: "LET MUH BOIS GO"
  216.  
  217. A Giant Dork: "what the fuck kinda ship is this"
  218.  
  219. A Giant Dork: another dufe?
  220.  
  221. A Giant Dork: many dudes...
  222.  
  223. A Giant Dork: WEIRD INTENSE STARE AT CHILD
  224.  
  225. A Giant Dork: BEE ONE OF US
  226.  
  227. A Giant Dork: GAMERA, BEECOME ONE OF US
  228.  
  229. A Giant Dork: BZZZT
  230.  
  231. A Giant Dork: those teeny tiny zaps ain't gonna do shit
  232.  
  233. A Giant Dork: CONTROL THE BRAINWAAAVESS and... i think this is gonna backfire horribly somehow :U
  234.  
  235. A Giant Dork: GO FETCH US SOME FUCKIN COFFEE FROM SOMEWHERE
  236.  
  237. A Giant Dork: LOCAL ONLY
  238.  
  239. A Giant Dork: BLACK
  240.  
  241. A Giant Dork: LIKE OUR SOULS
  242.  
  243. A Giant Dork: >free juice after they were talking about it
  244.  
  245. A Giant Dork: NO THE JUICE IS POISONED
  246.  
  247. A Giant Dork: th
  248.  
  249. A Giant Dork: those sandwiches look
  250.  
  251. A Giant Dork: okay?
  252.  
  253. A Giant Dork: also it has no crust which is A-OK TO ME
  254.  
  255. A Giant Dork: telepathy-powered ship
  256.  
  257. A Giant Dork: ...thats not right but does that mean if
  258.  
  259. A Giant Dork: i-if i thought about something lew-
  260.  
  261. A Giant Dork: ...let's not go that route
  262.  
  263. A Giant Dork: "SHIP GIVE ME VALIDATION"
  264.  
  265. A Giant Dork: NO WEAPONS OR PARACHUTES ALLOWED
  266.  
  267. A Giant Dork: those eyes are CREEPY
  268.  
  269. A Giant Dork: delicious apples
  270.  
  271. A Giant Dork: no knife tho.
  272.  
  273. A Giant Dork: "WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND?" *masao makes a mad dash inside the ship* "A KNIFE" "NO-"
  274.  
  275. A Giant Dork: dafaqiisthat
  276.  
  277. A Giant Dork: mUH HAT
  278.  
  279. A Giant Dork: ITS A SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
  280.  
  281. A Giant Dork: AAAGH THE EYES
  282.  
  283. A Giant Dork: AGAIn
  284.  
  285. A Giant Dork: you sure you wanna free him?
  286.  
  287. A Giant Dork: it might be
  288.  
  289. A Giant Dork: a TrAP
  290.  
  291. A Giant Dork: DETACTHABLE LIIIMBS
  292.  
  293. A Giant Dork: woah those bars showed up outta nowhere...
  294.  
  295. A Giant Dork: gamera just looks so sad!
  296.  
  297. A Giant Dork: oh, dam.
  298.  
  299. A Giant Dork: "DESTROY TOYKO"
  300.  
  301. A Giant Dork: toyko never gets a fuckin break
  302.  
  303. A Giant Dork: "PRANK 'EM BRO"
  304.  
  305. A Giant Dork: REUSED
  306.  
  307. A Giant Dork: STOCK FOOTAGE
  308.  
  309. A Giant Dork: "WHAT AM BUDGET"
  310.  
  311. A Giant Dork: SURRENDER OR GAMERA WILL FUCK UR SHIT UP
  312.  
  313. A Giant Dork: "so we surrender or we SACRIFICE THE CHILDREN"
  314.  
  315. A Giant Dork: okay those are some pretty bad options fam
  316.  
  317. A Giant Dork: lets choose the ones that don't fucking suck
  318.  
  319. A Giant Dork: ...i have no idea how that rope trick worked.
  320.  
  321. A Giant Dork: OHJIM
  322.  
  323. A Giant Dork: PLZ
  324.  
  325. A Giant Dork: WELP GUESS WE'LL DIE?
  326.  
  327. A Giant Dork: *shrug*
  328.  
  329. A Giant Dork: don't think batteries work that way bUT OKAY! WE GOT A PLAN!
  330.  
  331. A Giant Dork: oh great speciesists, nice
  332.  
  333. A Giant Dork: hope ya'll perish
  334.  
  335. A Giant Dork: "OH SHIT"
  336.  
  337. A Giant Dork: SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE!
  338.  
  339. A Giant Dork: SUPER RELEASE RAAAAAAAA
  340.  
  341. A Giant Dork: REVERSE STOCK FOOTAGE-
  342.  
  343. A Giant Dork: "FUCK YOUR PLANS"
  344.  
  345. A Giant Dork: Time to get TOASTY
  346.  
  347. A Giant Dork: kill gamera
  348.  
  349. A Giant Dork: funny joke
  350.  
  351. A Giant Dork: funny joke, thinking you-
  352.  
  353. A Giant Dork: ...
  354.  
  355. A Giant Dork: oh... oh dear.
  356.  
  357. A Giant Dork: TEN MINUTE KAIJU SLAPFITE
  358.  
  359. A Giant Dork: this squawking is already 1 million % annoying
  360.  
  361. A Giant Dork: is gamera a pogeyman now?
  362.  
  363. A Giant Dork: "ofuck tentacles I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING"
  364.  
  365. A Giant Dork: RIP gamear
  366.  
  367. A Giant Dork: "I always wanted to try kalimari..."
  368.  
  369. A Giant Dork: first you tenderize the meat...
  370.  
  371. A Giant Dork: truly the tension is astounding here
  372.  
  373. A Giant Dork: *CAMPY MUSI-*
  374.  
  375. A Giant Dork: *fucker gets stuck in a rock*
  376.  
  377. A Giant Dork: *GAMERA FLIES*
  378.  
  379. A Giant Dork: my god
  380.  
  381. A Giant Dork: i'm dead.
  382.  
  383. A Giant Dork: gamera hate this.
  384.  
  385. A Giant Dork: ...ow!
  386.  
  387. A Giant Dork: just impale my turt like this?
  388.  
  389. A Giant Dork: this is just
  390.  
  391. A Giant Dork: so silly
  392.  
  393. A Giant Dork: SO LONG GAY BOWSER?
  394.  
  395. A Giant Dork: so
  396.  
  397. A Giant Dork: fackin
  398.  
  399. A Giant Dork: GIVE THEM DINNER MOTHERFUCKERS
  400.  
  401. A Giant Dork: WELL UM
  402.  
  403. A Giant Dork: OKAY
  404.  
  405. A Giant Dork: if anyone asked me now what the fuck this was about
  406.  
  407. A Giant Dork: i would answer
  408.  
  409. A Giant Dork: "i don't know, watch this with me and we'll find out ~together~"
  410.  
  411. A Giant Dork: or, more realistically, "I don't fucking know, all i know is that it had mind control, a squid, and Gamera. also kids i guess"
  412.  
  413. A Giant Dork: and watching this has inevitibly taken like
  414.  
  415. A Giant Dork: 90% of the enjoyment of the movies it took footage from
  416.  
  417. A Giant Dork: i'
  418.  
  419. A Giant Dork: so i'll proabbly have to watch those way later, when I have forgotten and i am like a milletian
  420.  
  421. A Giant Dork: reborn, not knowing what the fuck
  422.  
  423. A Giant Dork: READY TO ABSORB MORE KNOWLEDGE LIKE A SPONGE
  424.  
  425. A Giant Dork: moral of the story, always trust a boy scout
  426.  
  427. A Giant Dork: and turts
  428.  
  429. A Giant Dork: 6/10
  430.  
  431. A Giant Dork: NEXT TIME: hopefully i'll actually wait until, i dunno, saturday or sunday to do a live commentary with ivel for old-ass-godzilla
  432.  
  433. A Giant Dork: and another goofy movie
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