Department of Homeland security automated monitoring

/*
This will pick a few random words that should trigger DHS automated
monitoring and give you them in a nice concatenated string

Words picked from:
http://animalnewyork.com/2012/02/the-department-of-homeland-security-is-searching-your-facebook-and-twitter-for-these-words/

To run paste in your browser's JavaScript console.
*/

// How many words to pick
var numItems = 10;

// ----- START MAGIC -----
(function(list) {
    for(var j, x, i = list.length; i; j = parseInt(Math.random() * i), x = list[--i], list[i] = list[j], list[j] = x);
    return list;
})(["2600", "AMTRAK", "AQAP (Al Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)", "AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)", "Abu Sayyaf", "Afghanistan", "Agent", "Agriculture", "Agro", "Agro Terror", "Aid", "Air Marshal", "Airplane (and derivatives)", "Airport", "Al Queda (all spellings)", "Al-Shabaab", "Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)", "Ammonium nitrate", "Anthrax", "Antiviral", "Arellano-Felix", "Artistics Assassins", "Assassination", "Attack", "Attack", "Authorities", "Avalanche", "Avian", "BART", "Bacteria", "Barrio Azteca", "Basque Separatists", "Beltran-Leyva", "Biological", "Biological infection (or event)", "Biological weapon", "Black out", "Blister agent", "Blizzard", "Body scanner", "Bomb (squad or threat)", "Border", "Border Patrol", "Botnet", "Breach", "Bridge", "Brown out", "Brown out", "Brush fire", "Brute forcing", "Burn", "Burst", "Bust", "CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)", "Cain and abel", "Calderon", "Canceled", "Car bomb", "Cartel", "Cartel de Golfo", "Center for Disease Control (CDC)", "Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)", "Chemical", "Chemical Spill", "Chemical burn", "Chemical fire", "Chemical weapon", "China", "Ciudad Juarez", "Closure", "Cloud", "Coast Guard (USCG)", "Cocaine", "Collapse", "Colombia", "Communications infrastructure", "Computer infrastructure", "Conficker", "Consular", "Contamination", "Conventional weapon", "Cops", "Crash", "Crest", "Critical infrastructure", "Customs and Border Protection (CBP)", "Cyber Command", "Cyber Security", "Cyber attack", "Cyber security", "Cyber terror", "DDOS (dedicated denial of service)", "DHS & Other Agencies", "DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)", "Deaths", "Decapitated", "Delays", "Denial of service", "Department of Homeland Security (DHS)", "Dirty Bomb", "Dirty bomb", "Disaster", "Disaster assistance", "Disaster management", "Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)", "Dock", "Domestic Security", "Domestic nuclear detection", "Domestic security", "Drill", "Drug", "Drug Administration (FDA)", "Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)", "Drug cartel", "Drug trade", "Drug war", "E. Coli", "ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)", "Earthquake", "Ebola", "Eco terrorism", "El Paso", "Electric", "Emergency", "Emergency Broadcast System", "Emergency Landing", "Emergency management", "Emergency response", "Enriched", "Environmental terrorist", "Epidemic", "Epidemic", "Erosion", "Evacuation", "Evacuation", "Execution", "Exercise", "Explosion (explosive)", "Exposure", "Exposure", "Extreme weather", "Extremism", "FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)", "Facility", "Failure or outage", "Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)", "Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)", "Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)", "Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)", "First responder", "Flood", "Flu", "Food Poisoning", "Foot and Mouth (FMD)", "Forest fire", "Fort Hancock", "Fundamentalism", "Fusion Center", "Gang", "Gangs", "Gas", "Grid", "Gulf Cartel", "Gunfight", "Guzman", "H1N1", "H5N1", "HAZMAT & Nuclear", "Hacker", "Hail", "Hamas", "Hazardous", "Hazardous material incident", "Hazmat", "Health Concern + H1N1", "Help", "Heroin", "Hezbollah", "Home grown", "Homeland Defense", "Homeland security", "Hostage", "Human to ANIMAL", "Human to human", "Hurricane", "IED (Improvised Explosive Device)", "IRA (Irish Republican Army)", "Ice", "Illegal immigrants", "Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE)", "Improvised explosive device", "Incident", "Industrial spill", "Infection", "Infection", "Influenza", "Infrastructure Security", "Infrastructure security", "Interstate", "Iran", "Iraq", "Islamist", "Jihad", "Juarez", "Keylogger", "Kidnap", "La Familia", "Law enforcement", "Leak", "Lightening", "Listeria", "Lockdown", "Looting", "Los Zetas", "MARTA", "MS13 or MS-13", "Magnitude", "Malware", "Mara salvatrucha", "Marijuana", "Maritime domain awareness (MDA)", "Matamoros", "Meth Lab", "Methamphetamine", "Metro", "Mexican army", "Mexicles", "Mexico", "Michoacana", "Militia", "Mitigation", "Mud slide or Mudslide", "Mutation", "Mysql injection", "NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)", "Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)", "Narcos", "Narcotics", "National Guard", "National Operations Center (NOC)", "National infrastructure", "National laboratory", "National preparedness", "National preparedness initiative", "National security", "Nationalist", "Nerve agent", "New Federation", "Nigeria", "Nogales", "North Korea", "Norvo Virus", "Nuclear", "Nuclear", "Nuclear facility", "Nuclear threat", "Nuevo Leon", "Organized crime", "Outbreak", "PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)", "PLO (Palestine Libration Organization)", "Pakistan", "Pandemic", "Phishing", "Phreaking", "Pipe bomb", "Pirates", "Plague", "Plot", "Plume", "Police", "Pork", "Port", "Port Authority", "Powder (white)", "Power", "Power lines", "Power outage", "Prevention", "Public Health", "Quarantine", "Radiation", "Radicals", "Radioactive", "Recall", "Recovery", "Recruitment", "Red Cross", "Relief", "Resistant", "Response", "Reynose", "Reyosa", "Ricin", "Riot", "Rootkit", "SWAT", "Salmonella", "San Diego", "Sarin", "Scammers", "Screening", "Secret Service (USSS)", "Secure Border Initiative (SBI)", "Security", "Service disruption", "Shelter-in-place", "Shooting", "Shootout", "Shots fired", "Sick", "Sinaloa", "Sleet", "Small Pox", "Smart", "Smuggling (smugglers)", "Snow", "Social media", "Somalia", "Sonora", "Southwest", "Southwest Border Violence", "Spammer", "Spillover", "Standoff", "State of emergency", "Storm", "Strain", "Stranded/Stuck", "Subway", "Suicide attack", "Suicide bomber", "Suspicious package/device", "Suspicious substance", "Swine", "Symptoms", "TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)", "Taliban", "Tamaulipas", "Tamiflu", "Tamil Tiger", "Target", "Task Force", "Telecommunications", "Temblor", "Terror", "Terrorism", "Terrorism", "Threat", "Tijuana", "Tornado", "Torreon", "Toxic", "Toxic", "Trafficking", "Transportation Security Administration (TSA)", "Transportation security", "Tremor", "Trojan", "Tsunami", "Tsunami Warning Center", "Tuberculosis (TB)", "Tucson", "Twister", "Typhoon", "U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)", "U.S. Consulate", "United Nations (UN)", "Vaccine", "Violence", "Viral Hemorrhagic Fever", "Virus", "Virus", "WMATA", "Warning", "Watch", "Water/air borne", "Wave", "Weapons cache", "Weapons grade", "Weather/Disaster/Emergency", "Wildfire", "World Health Organization (WHO and components)", "Worm", "Yemen", "Yuma"]).slice(0,numItems).join(" ");