[FR] (RBA) Cartoon logic

>Day scream-o-vision in Equestria
>You feel good today, even though you're going after the most dangerous rapist of them all
>Twilight Sparkle
>You know her trying to use magic to taste your "magic wand" and sometimes steals your undergarments
>You just want to get your underwear back without her getting in the way
>That sounds like a standard plot today
>As you're about to knock on her door, it flings open to reveal twilight
>She has a creepy smile on her face and she is dripping
>Is she on her estrus cycle?
>she lifts your body up with magic
>"Anon, I'm glad you're here! I have a problem that only you can fix!"
>Oh boy, better make it quick before you become her sex slave
>You reach into you pocket and get out a small piece of paper
>She yanks it out of your grip
>Fucking magic
>"What's this? A love note for me?"
>She opens it up but stares at it with a confused look
>"Anon, what's candlejack?"
>A scarecrow like head pops out of a book case
>"You called?"
>She turns to stare at him
Scream
>"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>In a blur, she was tied up and dragged out of the library
>With her out of the way, you go to her room
>You found it on her bed, covered in her juices
>Damn, this thing needs to be washed twice!
>Her walls are covered with pictures
>Pictures of you
>You shiver and quickly take your leave
Hopefully that's the last time I'll ever go into...
The Twilight Zone