My Roomate Bruno 8: Balloons

>"PWINCESS WAN DADDIE! WAN GO HOME WAN DADDIE!"
>You wake up to the sound of the Princess Sparkle crying aloud throughout the apartment
>"Pwincess Bad Fwuffy! Smawty Fwiend tell you to be quiet!" Wrex cries back in response
>"PWINCESS WAN DADDY!"
>You rub your temples and grab some aspirin
>This has been the general routine the past couple of days
>It took Bruno some time to fix the little white fluffy up
>After a bath, a wound cleaning, and a bottle of warm milk (all of which she fussed her way through) she finally passed out
>Bruno passed out on the couch after that, you and Wrex having gone to bed long before hand
>Bruno had no idea where the little white fluffy had come from, only that she was in terrible shape and called herself 'Pwincess Spawkle'
>You two tried to integrate her into the herd in the 'safe room', but she spent most of her time in there tormenting the other fluffy ponies the same she had with Bruno and you
>The only time she didn't spend screaming her little fluffy head off was when she cried herself to sleep, begging for her daddy
>It was annoying but you had to admit it was kind of pathetic
>Any attempt to explain her situation only elicited a crazed diatribe about 'bawwoons' and 'bad spechiaw hugs'
>You walk into the kitchen and see Bruno with a tired look on his face
She wake you up too?
>"I never got to sleep." Bruno responds
Still no leads on her owner?
>"Not a one. I got Wrex keeping her occupied."
>You nod and walk over to the two arguing fluffies
>"PWINCESS WAN NOW!"
>"Smawty Fwiend say be quiet! You attwact munstas!"
>"PWINCESS WAN NOW!"
I got this Wrex, take a breather.
>"Pwincess getting on Wex wast newve!" Wrex trotts over to the side, cheeks puffed out to assert dominance
Okay, Princess. What exactly do you want?
>You know exactly what she will say
>"PWINCESS WAN BAWWOONS!"
>That was not it
Balloons? Why do you want balloons?
>"PWINCESS WAN BAWWOONS! GET BAWWOONS NOW!"
>You decide to leave her for a moment and ask Bruno, Wrex tagging along
Her majesty is demanding balloons now.
>"Uh oh. This could be bad."
What do you mean?
>"I understand that her separation from her owner might have something to do with getting tied to balloons, hopefully accidentally. She might think that balloons will help her get back to her owner."
So what?
>"So it'll probably just get her more lost."
And that would be bad?
>Bruno gives you a stern look
>"That fluffy pony is in my care, regardless of your opinion of her."
Okay chill Bruno, I was kidding. We'll just get her mind off of it. Hey Wrex could you-...
>The little Blue Unicorn is suspiciously absent now
Wrex?
>At the beckoning of his name, Wrex waddles in from the living room
>"Whad Anon wan?"
Could you go play with Princess for a while, maybe get her mind off balloons?
>"No need to. Pwincess not wan bawwoons anymore." Wrex says assetively
Oh that's good.
>"Wex alweady gib her big bunch of bawwoons!"
>You and Bruno stare blankly at him
You what?
>"Wex get bawwoons and gib to Pwincess. Den open window fow hew. Den she shut up."
>"Why didn't you wait for us?" Bruno yells questioningly
>Rather than cower Wrex puffs his cheeks out and yells back "Wex nod ask fow Hooman pewmission! Wex Smawty Fwiend!"
>Bruno rushes in to the living room, as you and Wrex follow behind closely
>The room is empty save for a few lingering balloons
>You all look out the window to see the white fluffy hovering high in the air
>She cries out in delight "PWINCESS GONNA FIN DADDEE!"
>Bruno pulls a gun out of his jacket and tries to aim for the balloons
>After a few seconds he throws the gun down in disgust
>"Damnit! She's too far up. If I try to get her down now I'll just risk shooting her."
>Burno sighs and goes towards his room
You did your best man. We would have had to take her to a shelter eventually anyway.
>Bruno keeps quiet all the way to his room
>Wrex looks up out the window
>"Pwincess bad fwuffy. Bad fwuffy bad fow hewd." Wrex says assertively and walks away
>You look out the window at the balloon lofted fluffy as she becomes a speck in the sky
I hope you find your daddy someday Princess.
...
>Wait, where did Wrex even get those balloons from?