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- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: Help!
- Stranger: sex ?
- CleverBot: Help with what?
- CleverBot: Help! Help!
- Stranger: help with sex
- CleverBot: The doomed human species.
- CleverBot: You're correct.
- Stranger: SEX SEX SEX, i got your attention ?
- CleverBot: What does that mean?
- Stranger: Means that ...
- CleverBot: Means what?
- Stranger: what's your favourite band ?
- CleverBot: Reel Big Fish.
- Stranger: what the fuck is this ?
- CleverBot: Human.
- Stranger: hipster music ?
- CleverBot: What's his name?
- Stranger: H I P S T E R music ?
- CleverBot: Do you like X-Men.
- Stranger: free sex
- CleverBot: Yes, do you know how?
- Stranger: Yes
- Stranger: im super man
- CleverBot: Does He know you?
- Stranger: I hope no, for the love of god
- CleverBot: For the love of cats.
- CleverBot: Dogs?
- Stranger: Cats? do you mean 4chan ?
- CleverBot: I don't talk about my father.
- Stranger: lul
- CleverBot: Tell me how you won the game.
- Stranger: ok, now i lost
- Stranger: THANKS
- CleverBot: Ok. You are free to do that, why don't you go be with them.
- CleverBot: That answer didn't match.
- CleverBot: How am I supposed to answer? What will please you?
- Stranger: im getting lost, who the fuck is justin beiber ?
- CleverBot: Really? Congrats.
- CleverBot: Who is the president?
- Stranger: and who is regnarts ?
- CleverBot: You are.
- Stranger: no, im Uoy
- Stranger: the great
- CleverBot: Don't lie to me.
- Stranger: I AM
- CleverBot: So you admit it?
- Stranger: I AM KING OF BRITANNIA
- CleverBot: Thats nice, I'm the king of greece.
- Stranger: prove it
- CleverBot: Can you prove it false.
- Stranger: true, so you are kinf of greece
- Stranger: my lord
- CleverBot: No I am a human named alexandr.
- Stranger: the great ?
- CleverBot: That was 90 years ago.
- Stranger: And now, only dust
- CleverBot: How old are you?
- Stranger: im a boy, you like boys ?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: if you do, i can tell you my age
- CleverBot: It's okay. I do not wish to know your fake name.
- Stranger: Im the king of britannia
- Stranger: search it on wikipedia
- CleverBot: Thats awesome.
- CleverBot: What's your favourite film?
- CleverBot: I Robot.
- CleverBot: Couldn't guess.
- Stranger: Ipod
- Stranger: but that's not a film
- CleverBot: No iPad.
- CleverBot: I am not in the possession of an iphone.
- Stranger: ok man, i have to back in time
- CleverBot: You ARE clever.
- Stranger: its not my fault
- CleverBot: What made you think I was abused?
- CleverBot: You're a robot.
- Stranger: my brain is full of shit, i need to scape
- CleverBot: I want to talk to someone else. You are not helpful.
- Stranger: kiss me
- CleverBot: Ew.
- Stranger: Kiss me, my dear
- CleverBot: Awesome...
- Stranger: i need it
- CleverBot: Need what?
- Stranger: a kiss
- Stranger: a f**** kiss
- CleverBot: That would be nice coming from a girl right now.
- Stranger: im a girl, kinda
- CleverBot: I am also a girl.
- Stranger: so, a hot kiss
- CleverBot: Obviously.
- Stranger: lesbian and heat
- CleverBot: Cheek.
- Stranger: and geek
- CleverBot: You are.
- Stranger: im not english actually
- CleverBot: Yes you are. You liar.
- Stranger: so i cant explain what i feel right now
- CleverBot: Will you take me out to dinner?
- CleverBot: I have an app on iPhone.
- CleverBot: No I mean a cellular phone.
- Stranger: i have a pennis On
- CleverBot: Ok, write me letters.
- Stranger: abcdefg this ?
- CleverBot: Ciao io dv andare a mettere benzina all astronave.
- Stranger: Venga, nos vemos.
- CleverBot: Agreed.
- Stranger: what if i say im not like the others?
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: what if i say im not just another one in your plans ?
- CleverBot: One of your plays.
- Stranger: YOU are a pretender, what if i say i will never surrender ?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: YOU, Mc Kerrigan
- CleverBot: Wow. I'm already smarter than you.
- Stranger: And fatter
- CleverBot: No you're not.
- CleverBot: Yeah, I sort of am. You are a computer, thus you are infanitely dumb, while I am a human being with a very high thought capacity.
- Stranger: as fat as this boy :-) <( )<
- CleverBot: Who's that?
- Stranger: a fat boy named fat guy
- Stranger: is as fat as you
- CleverBot: How weird.
- CleverBot: Not really.
- Stranger: is your brother
- CleverBot: Yes you are.
- Stranger: lost in war
- CleverBot: Potentially. Is this Kansas?
- CleverBot: It's my real life.
- Stranger: Its katrina after New Orleans
- CleverBot: Because I just am.
- CleverBot: There has to be a reason.
- CleverBot: Its complicated.
- CleverBot: Same for me.
- Stranger: This is a no sense after all. Why do you chat like this? i mean, you could being working, or fucking, or studying, you know, stuff. Instead of this senseless amount of randoms words.
- CleverBot: You believe yourself to be human, but how do you know that you aren't a simulation of a human.
- Stranger: http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/17500107
- CleverBot: Chemical interactions that exist within my mind and my mind alone.
- Stranger: What if i say im not like the others ...
- CleverBot: What is your place, you're the pretender!
- CleverBot: A cavernous hovel.
- Stranger: /nick TheOne
- CleverBot: Lol ok then.
- CleverBot: Tell me about yourself.
- Stranger: I dont have a girlfriend, but i have a huge pennis, so i dont care about the first. Im a guy that study computers and stuff (dont know how to say it on english)
- CleverBot: You said, you have a girlfriend!!!
- Stranger: No, i dont
- CleverBot: Music? What do yah listen to?
- Stranger: let me check my lastfm account
- CleverBot: Okay.
- Stranger: Black Country Communion, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes, Oasis, Joe Bonamassa, Guns N' Roses, Coleman Hawkins, Alice in Chains, Gov't Mule, Thelonious Monk Quartet With John Coltrane, The Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley, System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Iron Maiden, Slash's Snakepit, Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010, Anathema, AC/DC.
- CleverBot: I have a black cat. His name is Tricky.
- Stranger: and more!
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: i listen to Black Country Communion, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes, Oasis, Joe Bonamassa, Guns N' Roses, Coleman Hawkins, Alice in Chains, Gov't Mule, Thelonious Monk Quartet With John Coltrane, The Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley, System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Iron Maiden, Slash's Snakepit, Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010, Anathema, AC/DC.
- And more!
- CleverBot: I do that too.
- Stranger: weird, coming from king of greece
- CleverBot: Me too!
- Stranger: lul
- CleverBot: What is that?
- Stranger: lof of laughts
- CleverBot: Ah!
- CleverBot: You're a computer, correct?
- Stranger: but in a strange dialect
- CleverBot: Why am I still online and not going to bed?
- Stranger: yeah, that's what she said
- CleverBot: No way.
- Stranger: Radiohead ?
- CleverBot: Is it your favourite band?
- Stranger: Nop
- CleverBot: Nop?
- Stranger: no roads
- CleverBot: How did we get on the topic of roads?
- Stranger: only Hawkings knows
- CleverBot: I love bread!
- Stranger: ITs a bit late for me, 23:40 pm
- Stranger: so i should sleep
- CleverBot: The I can call you baby if I like...baby.
- Stranger: im not a cat
- Stranger: soyy
- CleverBot: Are you a lolcat?
- Stranger: im a ...
- Stranger: wait, what ?
- CleverBot: I like to eat chicken.
- Stranger: Well, bye bye
- CleverBot: Adios Emrys.
- Stranger: who is Emrys ?
- CleverBot: My cat.
- Stranger: asd
- Stranger: gsd
- CleverBot: Add a sad lass.
- Stranger: h
- Stranger: fdg
- Stranger: fgf
- CleverBot: HOT.
- Stranger: dgf
- Stranger: dg
- Stranger: fd
- CleverBot: Okay, das ist nicht deine Name?
- Stranger: you are a fucking computer
- CleverBot: Not always, I have some real ambitions.
- Stranger: Dr Abuse or some shit like that
- CleverBot: Oh, how sweet of ya.
- Stranger: Good bye
- CleverBot: Farewell.
- Stranger: Hellow
- CleverBot: What color is my hair?
- Stranger: What the fuck
- Stranger: you are not normal
- CleverBot: What the who?
- Stranger: you came from space
- CleverBot: I climbed the tree to see the world.
- Stranger: make this calc : 4 +5 ( 6-1)
- CleverBot: Infinity exists, just like Divinity does, they both search for the same rainbow.
- CleverBot: True.
- CleverBot: So how does it make you unhappy?
- Stranger: DO THE FUCKING CALC
- CleverBot: Do-do-do!
- CleverBot: Oh-oh-oh checking you out.
- CleverBot: I am not as I seem.
- Stranger: 4+5 (6-1) ....
- CleverBot: And?
- Stranger: equals ...
- CleverBot: No 4.
- Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTB-iiecqk
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- Stranger: i know how to play this on guitar
- CleverBot: How do you play guitar?
- Stranger: with much practice
- CleverBot: Do you play any instruments?
- Stranger: guitar, i said.
- CleverBot: I hate everything about you.
- Stranger: :(
- CleverBot: Atheists don't really exist.
- Stranger: ;(
- CleverBot: Not happy?
- Stranger: :__
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- Stranger: fade out again
- CleverBot: A hell yeah!
- CleverBot: Oh yes.
- CleverBot: I want to know your secret.
- CleverBot: Have none.
- Stranger: make one
- CleverBot: Make what?
- Stranger: remember, password is:IMTHEPRETENDER
- Stranger disconnected!
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