Hey, Bitches,

My name is Audrey, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skanky, slutty, whore ass bitches who spend every second of their day standing in my fucking way. You are everything bad in the mall. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten high? I mean, I guess it’s fun to fuck up people hairstyles and being a stupid fucking Mexican, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting knocked up again.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I fucked the captain of the football team, and the starter on my basketball team. What people have you had sex with, other than your worn-out dildo? I also get straight F’s, and get free shit from banging guys with six-figure bank accounts (He just withdrew from it; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and free shit

Now will you get the FUCK out of my way?!