Hunger Games: SEX edition

Day events:
(Player1) hides behind a bush and masturbates.
(Player1) and (Player2) kiss each other deeply.
(Player1) sneaks up behind (Player2) and squeezes (his/her2) ass.
(Player1) thinks about (Player2) and masturbates to intimate thoughts of (him/her2).
(Player1) finds (Player2)'s discarded clothes and sniffs them.
(Player1) gets bored and plays with (himself/herself1).
(Player1) finds (Player2) sobbing on the ground. (Player1) comforts (him/her2)
(Player1) rapes (Player2).
(Player1) shouts as (Player2) accidentally finds (him/her1) masturbating.
(Player1) urinates in a bush, unaware that (Player2) is hiding there.
(Player1) wishes (he/she1) were with (Player2).
(Player1) bumps into (Player2). (Player1) grabs (Player2)'s cheeks and kisses (him/her2) deeply.
(Player1) bumps into (Player2). (Player2) grabs (Player1)'s cheeks and kisses (him/her1) deeply.
(Player1) overhears (Player2)'s cries of pleasure.
(Player1) and (Player2) find a secluded spot and get very lewd.

Night events:
(Player1) hides behind a bush and masturbates.
(Player1) and (Player2) kiss each other deeply.
(Player1) thinks about (Player2) and masturbates to intimate thoughts of (him/her2).
(Player1) gets bored and plays with (himself/herself1).
(Player1) rapes (Player2).
(Player1) bumps into (Player2). (Player1) grabs (Player2)'s cheeks and kisses (him/her2) deeply.
(Player1) bumps into (Player2). (Player2) grabs (Player1)'s cheeks and kisses (him/her1) deeply.
(Player1) overhears (Player2)'s cries of pleasure.
(Player1) and (Player2) find a secluded spot and get very lewd.
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) have a threeway.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) have an orgy next to the fire.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) sit in a circle and rub each other off.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) play soggy biscuit. (Player1) loses.
(Player1) fucks (Player2) throughout the entire night.
(Player1) can hear (Player2)'s screams as (he/she2) is raped by (Player3)
(Player1) and (Player2) cuddle very closely.
(Player1) takes out (his/her1) dildo and has some fun
(Player1) facesits (Player2) and squeals as (Player2) rims (him/her1)
(Player1) rims (Player2).
(Player1) orgasms, squealing loud enough for (Player2) to hear.
(Player1) orgasms.

Day and night death events:
(Player1) rapes (Player2) too hard, killing (him/her2).
(Player1) dies of autism.
(Player1) dives into a pool. Unfortunately for (him/her1), the pool was closed. RIP :^)
(Player1) dies of AIDS contracted from (Player2).
Ebola-chan infects (Player1) with her love. (Player1) dies shortly after four hours of constant sex.
(Player1) gets cancer from reading the 4chan Cup general on /vg/ and dies.
(Player1) and (Player2) argue about the color of the dress, resulting in (Player1) being stabbed.
(Player1) shoves (his/her1) dildo in too far, tearing (his/her1) anus. (he/she1) bleeds out.
(Player1) laughs at a banana and dies of a heart attack.