[10:46]  underdog: ponto is right.
[10:47]  HateLegDay: but nott when they retourn to my hand
[10:47]  Ponto: DUDe
[10:47]  underdog: if you disagree you just dont know the game rules
[10:47]  Ponto: ~I'm fuckign telling you
    you have to
    it's teh rules
[10:47]  underdog: reaed the rules before you argue
[10:47]  Derek Zoolander:     504.6. If a face-down permanent moves from the in-play zone to any zone other than the phased-out zone, its owner must reveal it to all players as he or she moves it. If a phased-out face-down object moves to any zone other than the in-play zone, its owner must reveal it as he or she moves it. If a face-down spell moves from the stack to any zone other than the in-play zone, its owner must reveal it to all players as he or she moves it. At the end of each game, all face-down objects in play, in the phased-out zone, or on the stack must be revealed to all players.
[10:47]  Ponto: keep trying to say not to my hand
    it's the god damn rules
[10:47]  Derek Zoolander: you have to reveal it
[10:47]  HateLegDay: lol
[10:48]  underdog: its like saying you are not allowed to castle in chess, or that you can castle while in check
    you just cant its the rules. there is no debate. you are plain wrong, and stupid
[10:48]  Derek Zoolander: ahahahahaahahahah ponto now i can tell why they were considering you a troll
[10:48]  Ponto: derek
    how am I a troll again?
[10:48]  Derek Zoolander: yeah i know
    you were right
    just be less agressive
[10:49]  Ponto: you're the one
[10:49]  Derek Zoolander: i'm giving it as an advice of course
[10:49]  Ponto: talking shit to me
[10:49]  JLeira: Is there any replacement for Sylvan Caryatid in Abzan Reanimator?
[10:49]  underdog: yes
[10:49]  Vlad2000: jgan
[10:49]  Ponto: leira, as a mana dork?
[10:49]  JLeira: Yes
    They are too expensive for me
[10:49]  Ponto: not really no
[10:49]  Derek Zoolander: i'm not feeling or whatever XD i'm just giving you an advice, that's all
[10:49]  underdog: smoke teller
    thats your replacement
[10:49]  Derek Zoolander: peace, man XD
[10:50]  Ponto: lol underdog
    leira
    I suggest you cheap out on other cards
    if you have to play a mana dork to keep your mana consistent
    are you running any fetches?
[10:51]  JLeira: nope
    Only duals
[10:51]  Ponto: was gonna say you could cut those
[10:51]  underdog: ok your replacement is get a job
    and buy the cards you need
    stop being a bumb, there is your solution
[10:51]  Ponto: yeah udnerdog
    no
[10:51]  JLeira: Thanks underdog, you are really helpful
[10:51]  Ponto: not everybody has their mommy buying all the shit they want
    like you
    Jl
[10:52]  Derek Zoolander: elvish mystic i think is the only very cheap mana dork
[10:52]  underdog: i work for everything i own, thank you
[10:52]  Ponto: can you send me your list in private chat?
[10:52]  underdog: so get a job you children
[10:52]  The_Ineffable_: He just suggested you get a job?
[10:52]  Derek Zoolander: in standard, of course
[10:52]  underdog: go cut some lawns or something, be useful
[10:52]  Ponto: elvish mystic only gives green mana
[10:52]  Derek Zoolander: yup but is the only mana dork right now, beside caryatid
[10:52]  The_Ineffable_: If you have trouble affording agic while having a job, then chances are you shouoldn't play.
[10:52]  Ponto: doesnt go into an abzan reanimator
[10:52]  ThunderJAP: moi estas?
[10:53]  Ponto: tell that to every kid that loves the game ineffable
[10:53]  isleep2late: magic is affordable
[10:53]  The_Ineffable_: Okay?
    Easy.
[10:53]  Ponto: and then tell them how you're a dumbass
[10:53]  The_Ineffable_: ...Wut?
[10:53]  Ponto: and they should disregard what you told them about not playing magic
[10:53]  The_Ineffable_: How?
[10:53]  underdog: if you want to play constructed successfully you have to afford the cards. if you cant, dont expect to play constructed successfully, or be taken seriously by anyone who plays seriously
[10:54]  Ponto: he never said anything about playing successfully
[10:54]  The_Ineffable_: How am I a dumbass>
[10:54]  Seed Oil: eternal formats are kinda technically free as cards retain their value
[10:54]  Ponto: he probably jsut wants to play the deck at his fnm for fun
    no seed
[10:54]  underdog: well i dont know much about playing it unsuccessfully. i suppose you would be the expert on that ponto
[10:54]  The_Ineffable_: If you can't afford something then how is it anyone elses fault but yours?
[10:54]  Ponto: doesn't work like that
[10:54]  The_Ineffable_: An economic system doesnt work off of money?
[10:55]  Ponto: ineffable
[10:55]  The_Ineffable_: Yess. You're absolutely right.
[10:55]  Ponto: register before you try to argue
[10:55]  underdog: it works on rainbows and unicorn farts ineffable
[10:55]  The_Ineffable_: My old acount was Red.Gage.
[10:55]  Ponto: then log in it
[10:55]  Seed Oil: registering takes like 5 seconds
[10:55]  J. Jonah Jameson: Damn
[10:55]  Ponto: or was it banned?
[10:55]  J. Jonah Jameson: #rekt
[10:55]  SonictheHedgehog: in response to monstrosity my Stormbreath Dragon gets Murderous Cut'd; does opponent still take damage
[10:55]  J. Jonah Jameson: no, Sanic
[10:55]  Ponto: no
[10:55]  SonictheHedgehog: thanks
[10:55]  The_Ineffable_: I can't figure out the wooger works interface.
    Does the dragon get counters?
[10:56]  Seed Oil: no monmstrosity gets countered
[10:56]  underdog: well if it dies before monstrosity resolves
    then it doesnt become monstrous
    so... it doesnt do anything, why would it
[10:56]  The_Ineffable_: It was a rhetorical question.
[10:57]  Ponto: lol ineffable
[10:57]  The_Ineffable_: It'd only trigger if he did it after it got the counters, inresponse to the brow beat.
[10:57]  underdog: if i bitch slap your mom but as im slapping her she disappears, does it make a sound?
[10:57]  isleep2late: ...
[10:57]  Ponto: [16:57]  underdog: if i bitch slap your mom but as im slapping her she disappears, does it make a sound?
[10:57]  Vlad2000: jgan
    jg
[10:58]  Ponto: if i bitch slap your mom but as im slapping her she disappears
    if you bitch slapped her
    then you already slapped her
    how did she disapear
[10:58]  ging: why when I hold the mouse on a card with middle click in sideboard the card don't disappear from the screen?
[10:58]  Ponto: before the slap
    if you already slapped her
[10:58]  underdog: thats why its a riddle ponto. think harder
[10:58]  Derek Zoolander: if my hand got written on it "split second"
    it does
[10:59]  Ponto: no underdgo
    it's not a riddle
    it's the ramblings of a mad man
[10:59]  underdog: im a mad man now?
    thought i was a child who got money from his mom
    which is it ponto
[11:00]  Ponto: I never called you a child
    and the 2 aren't mutualy exclusive
[11:00]  underdog: oh so im an adult who gets money from his mom for magic, is that it?
[11:00]  Ponto: idk are you?
[11:00]  underdog: im asking you, you said i was
    since you must be an expert
    else why would you type out garbage like that, surely you arent just a moronic idiot?
[11:01]  Ponto: I also never called you an adult
    so you're trying to put words in my mouth
[11:04]  underdog: you said i was a mad man
    only one putting anything in your mouth is your uncle, at the christmas party in the closet
[11:04]  Ponto: I don't have an uncle
[11:04]  underdog: then thats even worse
[11:05]  Ponto: a mad man =/= an adult
[11:05]  underdog: did he at least buy you magic cards afterwards?
[11:05]  Ponto: well
    no
[11:05]  underdog: that sux
[11:05]  Ponto: a mad man might be an adult
    but again
[11:05]  bas1996: 3 more for DKA INN INN draft
[11:05]  Ponto: not mutualy exclusive
    or inclusive
[11:07]  underdog: ponto you seem like you havnt gone to school, so here is an english lesson for you. a man is generally known as an adult male. in the context of 'mad man' that would indiciate an insane adult male.
    if this is news to you stop skipping school and go to class, kid
[11:07]  peterdegraaf: Come KTK draft, few more!
[11:07]  Ponto: but I never called you a mad man
    you are seriously trying to put words in my mouth
[11:08]  bas1996: 4 more for DKA INN INN DRAFT!!!
[11:09]  underdog: [08:59]  Ponto: no underdgo     it's not a riddle     it's the ramblings of a mad man
[11:09]  Ponto: yes
    as in
[11:09]  underdog: i already told you, only one who put anything in your mouth is the man in the closet
[11:09]  Ponto: a mad man would say insane shit like that
[11:09]  underdog: i suggest you stop trying to say anything here, you lack basic understanding of the english language, not to mention tact
[11:10]  Ponto: you're trying to force contradicitons int he things I said
    but you fail
    because me saying
    that what you said are the ramblings of a mad man
    does not mean I called you a mad man
[11:10]  Nadrin: You two are morons.
[11:10]  underdog: if i said it, then who else is there
    some third unnamed party?
[11:10]  Ponto: underdogh
[11:11]  underdog: sorry ponto, but unless you make that clear it is implied you are referring to me
    again, go back to school kid
    learn
[11:11]  Ponto: lol
[11:11]  underdog: its good for you
[11:11]  Ponto: you're the one that doens't understand