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- I said a hip hop,
- Hippie to the hippie,
- The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
- To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
- To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
- Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
- And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
- See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
- To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
- The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
- Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
- Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
- Let's rock, you don't stop,
- Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
- Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
- And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
- C'mon, Hank, sing that song!
- Check it out, I'm the C-A-S-A, the N-O-V-A,
- And the rest is F-L-Y,
- You see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix,
- And these reasons I'll tell you why.
- You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun
- When I dress to a T,
- You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali
- and I dress so viciously.
- I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
- That definitely ain't the wack,
- I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunfoofed Cadillac.
- So after school I take a dip in the pool,
- Which is really on the wall,
- I got a colour TV, so I can see
- The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about
- Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money
- Than a sucker could ever spend,
- But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum form the Rucker
- Not a dime 'til I made it again. Everybody go
- Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
- 'Cos I'm a get a fly girl,
- Gonna get some spank n' drive off in a def OJ. Everybody go
- Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn,
- Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend.
- Master Gee! My mellow!
- It's on to you, so whatcha gonna do?
- Well, it's on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
- The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
- I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G with a double E,
- I said I go by the unforgettable name
- Of the man they call the Master Gee.
- Well, my name is known all over the world
- By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.
- I'm goin' down in history
- As the baddest rapper there ever could be.
- Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows,
- The beat starts gettin' into your toes
- You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet
- And movin' your body while while you're sitting in your seat
- And then damn! Ya start doin' the freak, I said
- Damn! Right outta your seat
- Then you throw your hands high in the air,
- Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere
- Ya rockin' to the beat without a care,
- With the sureshot MCs for the affair.
- Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
- But I rap to the beat just the same.
- I got a little face, and a pair of brown eyes
- All I'm here to do, ladies, is hypnotize
- Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
- The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
- Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
- Like a hot buttered pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
- Pop da pop pop, don't you dare stop
- Come alive y'all, gimme whatcha got
- I guess by now you can take a hunch
- And find that I am the baby of the bunch
- But that's okay, I still keep in stride,
- 'Cos all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
- Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
- The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
- Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
- Rock rock, y'all, throw it on the floor
- I'm gonna freak you here, I'm gona freak you there,
- I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere.
- 'Cos I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
- I'll put TNT in your behind. I said
- One, two, three, four, come on, girls, get on the floor
- A-come alive, y'all, a-gimme whatcha got
- 'Cos I'm guaranteed to make you rock
- I said one, two, three, four, tell me, Wonder Mike
- What are you waiting for?
- I said a hip hop,
- The hippie to the hippie
- The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
- To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
- To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
- A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
- And guess what, America, we love you
- 'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul,
- You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old.
- I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
- But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
- Rock it up, Baby Bubba!
- Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
- To the beat, beat, it's unique
- Come on everybody and dance to the beat!
- [Drum break]
- A hip hop
- The hippie to the hippie the
- Hip hip a hop and you don't stop, rock it
- Rock it out, Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang
- The boogie to the boogie, the beat.
- I said, I can't wait 'til the end of the week
- When I'm rappin' to the rhythm of a groovy beat
- And I attempt to raise your body heat.
- Just blow your mind, so you can't speak
- And do a thing but a-rock and shuffle your feet
- And let it change up to a dance called the freak
- And when you finally do come into your rhythmic beat,
- Reast a little while so you don't get weak.
- I know a man named Hank
- He has more rhymes than a serious bank
- So come on Hank, sing that song,
- To the rhythm of the boogie, the bang bang da bong!
- Well, I'm Imp the Dimp, the ladies' pimp,
- The women fight for my delight.
- But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs
- That shock the house for the young ladies
- And when you come inside, into the front,
- You do the freak, spank, and do the bump
- And when the sucker MC try to prove a point,
- We're a treacherous trio, we're the serious joint!
- a-From sun to sun and from time to time
- I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
- Because they say that miracles never cease
- I've created a devastating masterpiece
- I'm gonna rock the mic 'til you can't resist,
- Everybody, I say it goes like this
- Well, I was walking home late one afternoon
- A reporter stopped me for an interview
- She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
- That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntable
- This young reporter I did adore,
- So I rocked some vicious rhymes like I never did before
- She said, "Damn, fly guy, I'm in love with you
- The Casanova legend must have been true"
- I said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?"
- Said, "I go by name of Lois Lane
- And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can,
- Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman."
- I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
- Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
- He may be very sexy, or even cute,
- But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit,"
- I said, "You need a man man who's got finesse
- And his whole name across his chest
- He may be able to fly all through the night,
- But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
- He can't satisfy you with his little worm,
- But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"
- I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it.
- An' I'm here an' I'm there, I'm Big Ban Hank, I'm everywhere
- Just throw your hands up in the air
- And party hardy like you just don't care
- Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!
- Go ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
- I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def OJ,
- Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
- You say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend
- I say skip, dive, what can I say?
- I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ,
- So I just tak half, and bust 'em out,
- I give the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house
- It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
- I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
- Everybody was dancin' on the floor
- Doin' all the things they never did before
- And then this fly girl with a sexy lean
- She came into the bar, she came into the scene
- She travelled deeper inside the room
- All the fellas checked out her white Sassoons
- She came up to the table, looked into my eyes
- Then she turned around and shook her behind
- So I said to myself, it's time for me to release
- My vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece
- And now people in the house, this is just for you
- A little rap to make you boogaloo
- Now the group you hear is called Phase Two
- And let me tell you somethin', we're a helluva crew
- Once a week, we're on the street
- Just to cut in the jams and look at your feet
- For you to party, you gotta have the moves,
- So we'll get right down and get you a groove
- For you to dance, you got to be hot
- So we'll get right down and make you rock
- Now the system's on and the girls are there
- You definitely have a rockin' affair
- But let me tell you somethin', there's still one fact
- And to have a party, you got to have a rap
- So when the party's over, you're makin' it home,
- And tryin' to sleep before the break of dawn
- And while you're sleepin', you start to dream,
- And thinkin' how you danced on the disco scene
- My name appears in your mind,
- Yeah, a name you know that was right on time
- It was Phase Two just doin' a do
- Rockin' you down 'cos you knew we could
- To the rhythm of the beat that makes you freak,
- Come alive girls, get on your feet
- To the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
- To the double beat beat that makes you freak
- To the rhythm of the beat that says you go on
- On'n'on into the break of dawn
- Now I got a man comin' on right now
- He's garuanteed to throw down
- He goes by the name of Wonder Mike
- Come on, Wonder Mike, do what you like!
- I say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey,
- Like a millionaire that has no money
- Like a rainy day that is not wet,
- Like a gamblin' fiend that does not bet
- Like Dracula without his fangs,
- Like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
- Like collard greens that don't taste good,
- Like a tree that's not made out of wood
- Like goin' up and not comin' down,
- Is just like the beat without the sound, no sound
- To the beat beat, you do the freak
- Everybody just rock and dance to the beat
- Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
- And the food just ain't no good?
- The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
- And the chicken tastes like wood
- So you try to play it off like you think you can
- By saying that you're full
- And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
- He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
- So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
- And you say that you already ate
- And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
- So you pile some more on your plate
- While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
- Of the moment that it's time to leave
- And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
- Into something that looks like cheese
- Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
- I don't care what these people think,
- I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
- With this ugly food that stinks"
- So you bust out the door while it's still closed
- Still sick from the food you ate
- And then you run to the store for quick relief
- From a bottle of Kaopectate
- And then you call your friend two weeks later
- To see how he has been
- And he says, "I understand about the food,
- Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"
- With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
- The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin'
- To the bang bang boogie
- Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
- I say, "Hank, can ya rock?
- Can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop?
- Can ya hip me to the shoobie doo?"
- I said, "Come on, make, make the people move!"
- I go to the balls and then ring the bell
- Because I am the man with the clientele
- And if ya ask me why I rock so well,
- A Big Bang, I got clientele
- And from the time I was only six years old
- I never forgot what I was told
- It was the best advice I ever had
- It came from my wise, dear old dad
- He said, "Sit down, punk, I wanna talk to you
- And don't say a word until I'm through
- Now there's a time to laugh, a time to cry
- A time to live and a time to die
- A time to break and a time to chill
- To act civilized or act real ill
- But whatever you do in your lifetime
- You never let an MC steal your rhyme"
- So from six to six 'til this very day
- I'll always remember what he had to say
- So when the sucker MCs try to chump my style
- I let them know that I'm versatile
- I got style, finesse, and a little black book
- That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
- But the thing that seperates you from me
- And that is called originality
- Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
- I didn't even bite, not a go---word
- And I say a little more, later on tonight
- So the sucker MCs can bite all night
- A tick a tock, y'all, a beat beat, y'all
- A let's rock, y'all, you don't stop
- Ya go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today?" (Say what?)
- Ya say, "I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank and
- Drive off in a def OJ"
- Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
- Ya say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friends
- A like that, y'all, to the beat, y'all
- Beat beat y'all, ya don't stop!
- A Master Gee, my mellow
- It's on to you so whatcha gonna do?
- Well, like Johnny Carson on the Late Show
- A like Frankie Crocker in stereo
- Well like the Barkay's singin' "Holy Ghost"
- The sounds to throw down, they're played the most
- It's like my man Captain Sky
- Whose name he earned with his super sperm
- We rock and we don't stop
- Get off, y'all, I'm here to give you whatcha got
- To the beat that it makes you freak
- And come alive, girl, get on your feet
- A like a Perry Mason without a case
- Like Farrah Fawcett without her face
- Like the Barkays on the mic
- Like gettin' down right for you tonight
- Like movin' your body so you don't know how
- Right to the rhythm and throw down
- Like comin' alive to the Master Gee
- The brother who rocks so viciously
- I said the age of one, my life begun
- At the age of two I was doin' the do
- At the age of three, it was you and me
- Rockin' to the sounds of the Master Gee
- At the age of four, I was on the floor
- Givin' all the freaks what they bargained for
- At the age of five I didn't take no jive
- With the Master Gee it's all the way live
- At the age of six I was a-pickin' up sticks
- Rappin' to the beat, my stick was fixed
- At the age of seven, I was rockin' in heaven
- Don'tcha know I went off
- I gotta run on down to the beat you see
- Gettin' right on down, makin' all the girls
- Just take off their clothes to the beat the beat
- To the double beat beat that makes you freak
- At the age of eight, I was really great
- 'Cause every night, you see, I had a date
- At the age of nine, I was right on time
- 'Cause every night I had a party rhyme
- Going on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
- The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
- A sayin' on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
- Like a hot buttered de pop pop de popcorn...
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