MGT 5

>You are covered in coffee
>You are having a shitty day
>Kitsune Milf still has your pen but it has now disappeared into her cleavage
>Fucking dammit
>You stand and take your dress shirt off
>You are now in your grey muscle shirt
>You are now getting eye fucked like there is no tomorrow
>God dammit
>You  open your desk drawer
>You desperately want a cigarette
>Still school hours so a toothpick will have to do
>Stick toothpick end in your mouth and begin chewing it slightly
>That's better you guess
>Alright, you can survive this
>"Ok, next up is.."
>Two hands raise simultaneously
>Huh
>What ever
>"Will bo-"
>Scantily clad brown skinned woman stands up
>She has wings
>She has horns
>She also has-
>...what the fuck are those and why do they have teeth
>"C'mon honey, we'll go first."
>Another woman stands up
>She's the same just lighter skinned and with red hair and a Green dress
>And no..mouth things
>What the fuck are those
>"Excuse me, but my daughter raised her hand first, so we'll be going first."
>Oh please no
>"Oh? Clearly my daughter was the faster, so we shall be going first."
>Please don't fight
>Read hair frowns
>"My daughter was clearly the fastest, perhaps those funbags of yours simply got in the way of your eyes?"
>Please no
>They begin arguing
>God dammit
>Daughters try to get them to stop
>Red head scowls
>"Hush dear, mommy is trying to tell this dried up old whore how wrong she is."
>Oh shit
>"Dried up old whore?! Maybe if you weren't such a cunt you could keep a husband around!"
>ouch
>They're still arguing
>You're pissed now
>Your toothpick end snaps off from biting too hard
>That's it
>You slam your fist down on your desk
>"Both of you shut the fuck up!"
>They look at you in shock
>"W-ha-
>You point at them
>"Shut yer mouth, and both of you go stand in front of the chalk board! Jeesus christ!"
>They're too stunned to do anything other than listen
>They both move to the chalk board
>"Now, one at a time, left first."
>Brown Lady explains she is a fashion designer and goes on to talk about the various ins and outs of certain types of products
>Red hair is the owner of a security service that provides both physical and cyber protection to big name corporations
>They both wait silently looking at you
>"Now go sit down."
>They both sit down quietly
>Look around the class
>Dark Elf Policewoman is gripping her thighs and rubbing them together slowly
>Kitsune milf is grinning at you and licking her lips sensuously
>God dammit

Such is the life of the Male teacher