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- >Day drawings in Equestria
- >You wake up and stretch your back as you walk to the bathroom
- >You shit and shower...can't shave
- >Because yesterday's fetish attempt was if you liked fire
- >That's right. Fire. And instead of having a match she had Spike breath fire onto your magnificent neckbeard
- >Twilight fixed you up fine but there's no hair there anymore...and there never will be
- >A single glorius tear is shed
- >There's a knock on the door
- >You answer it
- >Fluttershy is holding a giant pencil
- Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?
- >"Are drawings that come to life your fetish?"
- >She points the tip of the pencil at the sky and...actually draws out a butterfly
- How did you do that?!
- >"Shhh."
- >You watch as the butterfly starts flapping it's wings and flies away
- That was...
- >Her ears flatten
- AWESOME!
- >She perks up and her wingboners flare
- >"So can we rut now?!"
- Fuck no!
- >Her ears flatten again
- >"Fine. I guess I'll just have to do this the hard way!"
- >She points the pencil out in front of her and draws a crude version of herself
- Fluttershy what in the world are you doing?
- >"I'm gonna need two of me if I'm gonna rape you."
- >She finishes the drawing
- >"I'll call you...Doodleshy!"
- >It looks around and then at you
- >It looks back at Fluttershy
- >"DEAAUGHH!"
- >It bucks her in the head and takes the pencil
- >You hear a voice cry out from nowhere
- >"KNOCKOUT!"
- >Doodleshy draws a hole and jumps in it
- >You look around
- >Nothing looks different
- >...that can be a terrible thing sometimes
- >You decide to head into town
- >As you approach Twilight's Librarytreehouse...thing...you notice some new features
- >Like the huge dick and balls drawn into the top of the tree
- >You see the nuts of the massive penis flex
- OH SHIT!
- >You try to escape the tidal wave of cum that erupts from Twilight's but you can't
- >You get swept up in it and crash on top of SugarCube Corner
- >The semen floods the town
- >You hear a noise
- >You turn towards it
- >Doodleshy has made a ship and seamen from the pencil and is sailing the seven seas of sperm
- >You rub your eyes in bewilderness
- What the fuck is going on...
- >Pinkie floats up next to you and squirts some cum out of her mouth like a fountain
- >"Hiya Nonny! What's up?"
- >You resist your urge to vomit
- Uh...I need to stop that.
- >You point to Doodleshy
- >Pinkie puts a hoof up to her face
- >"Sir yes sir!"
- >She goes back under the ocean of jizz
- >Then you see it slowly drain
- >As the semen level decreases you see a pink blob increase
- This is disgusting...
- >When all is left is a little strand or two of semen connecting blades of grass together, you see an enlarged Pinkie with a straw
- >She burps as you jump down and land face first in the sticky grass
- >The ship broke into pieces and you can see some bulges in Pinkie that look like they're kicking
- >You throw up in your mouth a little
- >Suddenly, Doodleshy is in your face with a gun
- >You put your hands up
- Woah woah man...let's think about this...
- >"DEAUUGHH DOOUUUGHA GOOOOFAS!"
- >She fires
- >Confetti explodes all in your face
- >You just stare at this abomination
- >She picks up the pencil to draw something else
- >You grab it and cunt punt her at Pinkie
- >She hits Pinkie's stomach and Pinkie vomits massive amounts of semen and seamen into the air
- >Fuck brain you take over
- >Uhkay!
- >You draw an unbrella
- Fuck you brain.
- >You hold the umbrella over you and get swept away in a current of regurgitated cum
- >As you lay on your back and drift along the spunk stream the sky becomes a little brighter
- >Then more. And then more. And then so much that you draw sunglasses and put them on
- >Sun melts the sunglasses
- >You put your arm in front of your eyes to protect yourself
- >Then the flowing stops
- >You stand up and break the strands of splooge from your back and the ground
- >Celestia melted it away huh?
- >You see Doodleshy galloping at you
- >Well it's not really galloping since Fluttershy drew two legs too short
- >Okay...she hobbles over to you quickly
- >You draw a square in front of you
- >Doodleshy stops at it and touches it
- >It's a wall
- >You quickly form a box around her with it
- >Then you write on the box
- >"What is 1 divided by 0?"
- >The box twists in on itself and disappears
- >It takes Doodleshy with it
- >You grab your head and walk back home
- >Today was an average day
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