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Doodleshy

Feb 27th, 2014
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  1. >Day drawings in Equestria
  2. >You wake up and stretch your back as you walk to the bathroom
  3. >You shit and shower...can't shave
  4. >Because yesterday's fetish attempt was if you liked fire
  5. >That's right. Fire. And instead of having a match she had Spike breath fire onto your magnificent neckbeard
  6. >Twilight fixed you up fine but there's no hair there anymore...and there never will be
  7. >A single glorius tear is shed
  8. >There's a knock on the door
  9. >You answer it
  10. >Fluttershy is holding a giant pencil
  11. Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?
  12. >"Are drawings that come to life your fetish?"
  13. >She points the tip of the pencil at the sky and...actually draws out a butterfly
  14. How did you do that?!
  15. >"Shhh."
  16. >You watch as the butterfly starts flapping it's wings and flies away
  17. That was...
  18. >Her ears flatten
  19. AWESOME!
  20. >She perks up and her wingboners flare
  21. >"So can we rut now?!"
  22. Fuck no!
  23. >Her ears flatten again
  24. >"Fine. I guess I'll just have to do this the hard way!"
  25. >She points the pencil out in front of her and draws a crude version of herself
  26. Fluttershy what in the world are you doing?
  27. >"I'm gonna need two of me if I'm gonna rape you."
  28. >She finishes the drawing
  29. >"I'll call you...Doodleshy!"
  30. >It looks around and then at you
  31. >It looks back at Fluttershy
  32. >"DEAAUGHH!"
  33. >It bucks her in the head and takes the pencil
  34. >You hear a voice cry out from nowhere
  35. >"KNOCKOUT!"
  36. >Doodleshy draws a hole and jumps in it
  37. >You look around
  38. >Nothing looks different
  39. >...that can be a terrible thing sometimes
  40. >You decide to head into town
  41. >As you approach Twilight's Librarytreehouse...thing...you notice some new features
  42. >Like the huge dick and balls drawn into the top of the tree
  43. >You see the nuts of the massive penis flex
  44. OH SHIT!
  45. >You try to escape the tidal wave of cum that erupts from Twilight's but you can't
  46. >You get swept up in it and crash on top of SugarCube Corner
  47. >The semen floods the town
  48. >You hear a noise
  49. >You turn towards it
  50. >Doodleshy has made a ship and seamen from the pencil and is sailing the seven seas of sperm
  51. >You rub your eyes in bewilderness
  52. What the fuck is going on...
  53. >Pinkie floats up next to you and squirts some cum out of her mouth like a fountain
  54. >"Hiya Nonny! What's up?"
  55. >You resist your urge to vomit
  56. Uh...I need to stop that.
  57. >You point to Doodleshy
  58. >Pinkie puts a hoof up to her face
  59. >"Sir yes sir!"
  60. >She goes back under the ocean of jizz
  61. >Then you see it slowly drain
  62. >As the semen level decreases you see a pink blob increase
  63. This is disgusting...
  64. >When all is left is a little strand or two of semen connecting blades of grass together, you see an enlarged Pinkie with a straw
  65. >She burps as you jump down and land face first in the sticky grass
  66. >The ship broke into pieces and you can see some bulges in Pinkie that look like they're kicking
  67. >You throw up in your mouth a little
  68. >Suddenly, Doodleshy is in your face with a gun
  69. >You put your hands up
  70. Woah woah man...let's think about this...
  71. >"DEAUUGHH DOOUUUGHA GOOOOFAS!"
  72. >She fires
  73. >Confetti explodes all in your face
  74. >You just stare at this abomination
  75. >She picks up the pencil to draw something else
  76. >You grab it and cunt punt her at Pinkie
  77. >She hits Pinkie's stomach and Pinkie vomits massive amounts of semen and seamen into the air
  78. >Fuck brain you take over
  79. >Uhkay!
  80. >You draw an unbrella
  81. Fuck you brain.
  82. >You hold the umbrella over you and get swept away in a current of regurgitated cum
  83. >As you lay on your back and drift along the spunk stream the sky becomes a little brighter
  84. >Then more. And then more. And then so much that you draw sunglasses and put them on
  85. >Sun melts the sunglasses
  86. >You put your arm in front of your eyes to protect yourself
  87. >Then the flowing stops
  88. >You stand up and break the strands of splooge from your back and the ground
  89. >Celestia melted it away huh?
  90. >You see Doodleshy galloping at you
  91. >Well it's not really galloping since Fluttershy drew two legs too short
  92. >Okay...she hobbles over to you quickly
  93. >You draw a square in front of you
  94. >Doodleshy stops at it and touches it
  95. >It's a wall
  96. >You quickly form a box around her with it
  97. >Then you write on the box
  98. >"What is 1 divided by 0?"
  99. >The box twists in on itself and disappears
  100. >It takes Doodleshy with it
  101. >You grab your head and walk back home
  102. >Today was an average day
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