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- >Well, this is it.
- >This is the day you finally face your fears of death, and kill yourself.
- >Sure, you are absolutely terrified of dying, but the idea of being stuck here away from your family and friends for the rest of your life terrifies you even more.
- >You go over these thoughts in your head as you tie up a noose on a tree near the exit of Ponyville.
- >After testing the rope to see if it's tied well enough, you stick your head through the loop and remove your feet from the stool you are standing on.
- >The air is removed from your lungs immediately.
- >You struggle for a little bit, but soon give in to the slowly creeping darkness.
- >"Anon?!"
- >Wha..?
- >A streak of pinkish purple light streaks past your head.
- >You feel the tension around your neck loosen as the rope gets cut.
- >Then you hit the ground.
- "Ugghh... What happened..?"
- >You see a pair of purple hooves run up to you.
- >"Anon, are you okay?!"
- >Looking up, you see the face of Twilight Sparkle.
- "Uhh... Yeah..?"
- >She heaves a sigh of relief.
- >"Oh, thank Celestia! You had me so worried! Anon, you need to be more careful when making a rope swing in a tree."
- >Rope what?
- "God dammit Purple Smart, can't you just let me kill myself in peace..?"
- >She cocks an eyebrow up in confusion.
- >"Sorry, what was that?"
- >You shake your head as you sit up.
- "Nothing, sorry..."
- >She shrugs.
- >"If you say so. Are you going to be okay, Anon?"
- >You slowly stand up and dust yourself off.
- "Yeah, I'll be fine."
- >The purple pone perks up.
- >"Oh, well, okay! Are we still on for lunch today?"
- >This bitch.
- "Yeah, sure..."
- >With a wide grin on her face, she speaks.
- >"Great! I'll meet you there, 2 PM, right?"
- >Dusting yourself off, you speak.
- "Yeah."
- >Twilight smiles one last time before turning to walk away.
- >"Gotcha! See you then!"
- >Fucking ponies
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