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- prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/301558/whatcha-say
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- >Day Deafness in Equestria
- >Wake up to the bright, yellow sunshine that graces Equestria.
- >Rubbing the sand out of your eyes, the grass is green, the birds are flying freely and the trees are in full bloom.
- >You've been able to train yourself to wake up at this time of day fairly consistently.
- >Since you lost your hearing on Earth.
- >Being transferred to Equestria was difficult. Most older mares and stallions had a chance of becoming hard of hearing, but rarely completely deaf.
- >Teaching them sign-language wasn't really an option either.
- >That would have to be one lesson that Twilight would have to deal with failure.
- >After a good stretch, you begin your morning ritual.
- >Shower, Shit, Shave.
- >You head downstairs to grab your morning bowl of Sweetie O's.
- >One thing was always sure about your morning ritual, you never really had to worry about disturbances.
- >Never having visitors meant that there was always peaceful solitude.
- >You wouldn't even hear if there was a massive pony orgy right outside your window.
- >However, something felt off.
- >The hairs on the back of your neck stood up.
- >The unmistakable feeling of forgetting something pestered your thoughts.
- >The unnerving feeling of being watched crept into your soul.
- >You do your best to disregard it and enjoy your breakfast.
- >Something touches your shoulder.
- >Kung-Fu mode kicks in, grabbing the unknown entity and slamming them into the nearest wall.
- "Oh, Hi Fluttershy."
- >Fluttershy slides down the wall dazed and confused. She must have closed the door on her way in.
- >She stands up and hides her face behind her mane. Her hair and face seem to move, and she stares at you.
- "Uh, I won't understand you unless I see your lips Fluttershy. I can't mind read."
- >"Oh... um... sorry. It's just you never answer your door in the morning when I come to check on you, and... well. I was worried that something might have happened to you."
- "Oh, well thanks! I never hear if I have visitors, so this means you must be the first."
- >She buries her face into her hair again to hide the pink on her face.
- "Can't hear you."
- >"Oh... yes. Well, um. I just wanted to know if ... your ..."
- >You haven't lip read these words before.
- "Uh. Can you say that again please? Maybe slower"
- >"Um. I wanted to know if sunrises was your ..."
- >Her face glowed in anticipation for your answer. She moved closer to you with the cutest smile on her face.
- "I'm sorry, one more time? I didn't catch the last part."
- >"Are surprises your ...ish?"
- >'Are surprises my relish?' No that can't be right.
- >'Are sunrises moonish?'
- "Silly Fluttershy, sunrises don't have anything to do with the moon."
- >She looks at you confused.
- >"No anon, are sur-prises your ...-dish"
- "How can surprises be my favorite dish. Surprises aren't food."
- >Unless it's a Pinkie Pie surprise anyway.
- >"No, no, no!"
- >She stomps her front hooves on the ground and thinks for a second.
- >Adorableness of this attitude can only exist on Equestria.
- >She takes a deep breath, and puts brings her hooves to your face.
- >"I want to make doves with you."
- "Uh... We should let doves do that on their own Fluttershy."
- >Maybe she is a crazy animal pony.
- >"I want you, to count me."
- "Uhm. Okay."
- >Her face lights up and she begins to dance through the air.
- >You point at her with a proud smile on your face.
- "One."
- >She stops to stare at you, and lets out a dejected sigh.
- >Slowly making her way to the door, you can't let this poor pony go.
- "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please one more try. I'll get it, I promise. Make it easy. Like for a little filly or colt."
- >Turning to you, with very hope left in her face.
- >"I. Would. Like. To. Sweep. With. You."
- >'Oh Shit.'
- "I would love that Fluttershy."
- >Her face is filled with disbelief.
- >"Really?"
- "Yeah, a lot."
- >Lightning speed into the next room.
- >You grab a maid outfit and your broom and dash back to your kitchen.
- >For 'just-in-case' sexy time celebrations.
- >Trying to conceal Excalibur with the broom, you renter the kitchen.
- >Her smile fades when she sees the broom.
- >"No, no, no... Not Sweep! Just forget it anon. I'm sorry I bothered you.
- "No Fluttershy please! Maybe we could just clean up the kitchen a bit and try again."
- >"This was a mistake. I'm sorry I came over."
- >She flies out of the house and the door leaves a silence after it is shut.
- >The Sweetie O's weren't sitting well any more.
- >Might as well clean up anyway, since it's a brand new day.
- >But you just really wish you could be,
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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