flux

I’m sorry to keep bugging you, Salamon. It happened again, I got caught in more Gruul shit. I’ve been trying to keep away like you said but this time they were right outside my apartment. It’d be uncouth of me not to protect my property. I kicked their asses this time! They’ll think twice about coming back to my block, I bet.

This won’t make any sense to you at all, and I know it won’t, but I need to go off about it anyway. They’re absolute savages! They take and they brutalize with no care for anyone else just because they think nature wants it. Nature wants nothing but to grow, they are the ones that want to burn everything down. They’re just justifying it with their nature. Dragon balls, the jungles of Elpis were way more civilized than that. Compared to the Gruul it’s like Zerah was supposed to have the blue mana the whole time.

...Wait a second.

He was never as brutish and impulsive as the Gruul. Sister was always kind of a bitch and not as insane as the Izzet. Glasbryn was filled to the brim with spirit activity, which the Selesnya don’t do, and Kuroiki was steeped with raw magic underneath the bogs, unlike the Golgari. My kingdom was known as a creative centerpoint, nothing like the Boros at all…

I think I figured it out Salamon, I think I figured out the Flux! The colors were always supposed to be there! The signs were right under our noses!- ow! Ow fuck…

Yeah, yeah I know you have no idea what any of that means but… just trust me. I figured out something really important. Really really important. Groundbreaking! Fuck… fuck I need to do research.

… After I get my ribs unbroken.