Chasity Virgo: The Red Paladin

>Being virturous a paladin is such hard work when your parents don't see the light. I remember when I saw the light.
>You patrol your neighborhood for any heresy of any kind.
Hmph, it's so much easier much easier for Paladin Ranger Red to find heresy.
>By now he could have found defenseless shota before the cut the ads.
>Suddenly you see a very intimating looking Dark Elf tormenting a little boy.
>She seems to be tickling him.
*Gasp* The fiend!
>Tickling leads to hugging which leads to hand holding which to kissing and all sorts of lewd stuff.
>You make your presence known
Hey you! By the name of justice and purity I will end this heresy right here and now!
>Flipping on the switch of your Super Paladin Ranger belt (tm) you strike a pose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj61XvOR7lU [Embed]
>"Is this girl serious?"
Yes i'm serious you knife eared tramp!
> You charge in at her. Then a stinging red flash comes at of nowhere. The Dark elf slapped you silly.
>"Were are your parents? who taught you to be like this?"
I'm a defender of justice and purity let go of me!
>The Dark Elf found out where you lived after some major trickery on her part. She draged you by your cheek to your mother and informed her what happened.
>"Oh dear, i'm sorry my daughter can be such a hand full sometimes with her imagination." Sometimes Mom i think your undermining my mission destroy hersey.
>"I don't know where she learned such fowl language, What do you say Jezebel when you say a bad word?"
My name is Chastity Virgo, and i'm sorry for calling the Dark Elf lady a bad word.
>The Dark Elf left after that. It turns out the boy who she was tickling was her son. Your Mom didn't take this lightly and grounded you. All you hug your Paladin Red Ranger to compensate your failure to destroy heresy.

>it's been two weeks since that fatefall day. After your mom ungrounded freedom was in the air again.
>This also meant justice was back on the menu in the suburbs of Monster Girl City. This time with your new partner Veronica the Ushi Oni from down the street.
You smell that Veronica ? I smell great heaping amounts of total unadulterated heresy in our mist.
>"No, just pasta sauce and cheese. I don't heresy has a smell"
That's why your are not the Red Paladin. Lack of perception is a horrible trait for a leader.
>She does sorta have point though.I think it would be hard to find evil in a Arcade with pizza barely qualifying as edible to have a much evil. Where would we find heresy in this place.
Umm... Vernoica. If you were leader what do you think we should do?
>"I would look around the Arcade Room to see any evil doers would take advantage of the darkness in the room to prey on unsuspecting victims."
That's a great idea! Evil always lurks in the shadows. That's why your the smart one.
>To be fair you think she can only be the smart one. She can't really assert herself enough to be called the tough one. Your fairly certain your the cool one.
For Honor and Glory!
>"Glory!"
>You run head first into the Arcade Room. Its a lot darker than you thought it would be. Well of course its going to be dark evil lurks here.
Now don't be scared Veronica. The Darkness only scare fools and cowards.
>"Then why are you shaking behind me?"
I'm just taking a tactical postion behind you, and i'm not shaking out fear its uh ....enticement.
>Most of the room is filled with Girls, with exception of one boy.
We found a viticm of the week!
>"isn't that a little harsh to say for someone you about to save?"
>With bold perception you notice a large girl walk towards the boy. They are argueing at each other. The girl is grabbing his arm.
Stop right there you shady fiend! I the Red Paladin Ranger will punish you for you misdeads.
>"Don't forget me the Pink Paladin Ranger"

Vernoica we already said that you were the smart one which means your blue
>"Smart is also cute"
No it is not
>" Yes it is my Mom said so"
Ok fine, well settle this later. As i was saying unhand that boy
>Before you know it the boy and the large girl was gone.
Now look what you did. The boy is gone. I was expecting a reward for saving him. Like a hug or kiss on the cheek.
>"I thought Paladins do it for the good deeds alone"
>Well sometimes a girl wants some affection from a cute boy. Oh god i'm like my mom
How about we just go eat pizza?
>"Yeah! I'm starving!"