'The Threads We Make'
Based on 'The Trail We Blaze'

Look out game devs here we come
Loud, cynical and then some
Critical of AAA
Overhyped and broken games
An industry that has grown vain
Devs who live for twitter fame
We’ll prove it’s no Citizen Kane
In the threads we make

Getting banned from Neogaf
We shitpost about Sony
Microsoft is not safe
From our angry threads
And the sad unfolding
of Nintendo’s misery.
Greed will be revealed
In the threads we make

Paradise is close at hand
PC games, the promised land
Sixty frames on demand
Quite uncommon nowadays
/v/irgin servers, undefiled
No more children running wild
A fantasy that we’ve compiled
In the threads we make

The threads we make
Can go off-topic
Through e-celebs and bait to a filename thread
No place for the poster
To be distracted
We are part of the money-chasing industry