dancey cat hoedown lyrics/chords chordpro version

{title: Dancey Cat Hoedown}
{artist: @ewe2}
{define: A7alt frets 2434 fingers 1324}

Works well in C or G or possibly D

8 bars or so instrumental intro

{c:verse}
they [C]took yo money living high on the hog
[G]high on the hog, [C]high on the hog
well [C]they took yo money living high on the hog
[G]dont you feel a fool

{c:verse}
well they got all them backers and they shit out a log
shit out a log, shit out a log
well they got all them backers and they shit out a log
dont they look a fool

{c:mid 8}

They[F]told you you'd have [F#dim]jpegs that would [C]fly in private [C7]space
But[F]all you got for [D7]wishing is some [G]pixels on yo face [Gaug]PAARRRP

{c:verse}
well it looked pretty bad but you kept buying more
kept buying more kept buying more
well we said "that's bad!" but you kept buying more
go and get some help

{c:verse}
well they made star marine and it done disappeared
done disappeared done disappeared
well they made star marine and it done disappeared
pretty much a scam yeehaa

{c:(ad lib over) yeehaa take yo pardners for the dancey cat hoedownnn}

make about 16 bars for solos after a double verse instrumental

{c:mid 8}

they said it'd be amazin' and there'd be no end of it
but now they tell you shut up and you'll take what you done git PAARRRP

{c:verse}
well we told you so and you cried us a goon
cried us a goon, cried us a goon
well we told you so and you cried us a goon
derek smart was right ha ha

{c:verse}
now they got yo money living high on the hog
high on the hog high on the hog
now they got yo money living high on the hog
they're all laughing too

8 bars of instrumental

{c:some kind of hokey ending}
[C] [C] [C7] [C7] [F] [F] [D7] [D7] [C] [C] [A] [A] [Faug] [G7] [C] [G] [C]