Pally Des omg

my friend Sarah just gave me an idea for a princess Lucy knight Des AU
[8/11/2013 7:06:09 PM] bb: and I just....
[8/11/2013 7:06:12 PM] bb:  /sob
[8/11/2013 7:06:15 PM] bb: it'd be really cute
[8/11/2013 7:06:20 PM] Nark Nark: ksdjnfskdfnsd
[8/11/2013 7:06:32 PM] Nark Nark: idk how good i'd be on that
[8/11/2013 7:07:02 PM] bb: DAMNIT SARAH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT PRINCESS LUCY AND KNIGHT DESMOND
[6:44:18 PM] bb: YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
[6:44:37 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: WHAT? I'M SORRY!! D: I WAS THINKING IT TOO, OKAY? KNIGHT AND HERO DESMOND, SASSY PRINCESS LUCY.
[6:45:07 PM] bb: AHHHH!!!!
[6:45:15 PM] bb: white knight Desmond
[6:45:15 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: I WANT ART OF THAT!!!
[6:46:14 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: He gets kidnapped by an evil kingdom that wishes to use him for...something. power or whatever. And princess lucy saves him! But then she gets taken by an evil witch named juno, and Desmond has to save her! And then she goes and says they're even, and then they kiss.
[6:47:52 PM] bb: *whispers*
[6:47:55 PM] bb: i hate you so much rn
[6:48:15 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: I am sorry. I hate me too. D: because I pictured Clay as the ghost haunting the magic object they need to save lucy.
[6:48:38 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: and Shaun and Becca are those guys, you know, how every fairytale has those guys who live in the woods or the city and get roped into adventures?
[6:48:49 PM] bb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[6:49:15 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: AND THEN JUNO AND THE EVIL DOCTOR VIDIC TEAM UP BECAUSE OF REASONS.
[6:49:34 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: AND THEY ALL BAND TOGETHER TO STOP THEM
[6:49:58 PM] bb: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
[6:49:58 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: BUT THEN DESMOND DIES. BUT LUCY BRINGS HIM BACK WITH A KISS. Like they do in all fairytales. And then they go off to have more adventures.
[6:50:12 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: Daniel can be the black knight forced to work for the evil doctor.
[6:50:21 PM] bb: .....
[6:50:23 PM] bb:  /cries
[6:50:26 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: I AM SORRY D:
[6:50:30 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: I COULDNT STOP
[6:50:47 PM] bb: princess Lucy /sob
[6:51:25 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: She saves the knight, the knight saves her, then she saves him AGAIN!
[6:51:39 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: She gets to wear a dress...AND ARMOR.
[6:52:16 PM] bb: ahg
[6:52:20 PM] bb: true love's first kiss
[6:52:23 PM] bb: I hate you
[6:52:35 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: I'm sorry. D: I wanted ALL THE FAIRYTALES.
[6:52:56 PM] bb: kslfjgdsuhij
[6:53:15 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: And...and Shaun and Becca are snarky and wonderful, and Becca is an inventor and Shaun is...well, shaun.
[6:53:23 PM] bb: XD
[6:54:35 PM] Sarah Zaccardi: the Black Knight Daniel probably dies redeeming himself or giving them all an opening to save the day.
[8/11/2013 7:09:56 PM] Nark Nark: BLACK KNIGHT DANIEL DIES A HEROIC DEATH except it's actually not all that heroic considering it's Dan
[8/11/2013 7:10:14 PM] bb: yeah
[8/11/2013 7:10:16 PM] bb: but still
[8/11/2013 7:10:20 PM] bb: THAT'D BE CUTE RIGHT!?
[8/11/2013 7:10:24 PM] Nark Nark: I THINK SO
[8/11/2013 7:10:33 PM] Nark Nark: jesus christ i also want to write nv/aperture but
[8/11/2013 7:10:44 PM] bb: w-we could do both???
[8/11/2013 7:12:04 PM] Nark Nark: maaaaaan so much
[8/11/2013 7:12:11 PM] bb: ?
[8/11/2013 7:12:18 PM] Nark Nark: so like
[8/11/2013 7:12:27 PM] Nark Nark: des is just like white knight
[8/11/2013 7:12:29 PM] Nark Nark: or is he like a paladin
[8/11/2013 7:12:31 PM] Nark Nark: like
[8/11/2013 7:12:39 PM] Nark Nark: mmo status or fairy tale
[8/11/2013 7:12:45 PM] bb: mmm
[8/11/2013 7:12:57 PM] bb: well a D&D pally has semi mage abilities right/
[8/11/2013 7:13:02 PM] Nark Nark: mhm
[8/11/2013 7:13:07 PM] Nark Nark: paladins often have white magic abilities
[8/11/2013 7:13:19 PM] bb: WHITE MAGIC DESMOND YES
[8/11/2013 7:13:20 PM] Nark Nark: usually party rally/healing, holy shizznit
[8/11/2013 7:13:50 PM] bb: we could twist the paladin mythos tho
[8/11/2013 7:14:01 PM] bb: into a sword mage kinda thing?
[8/11/2013 7:14:22 PM] bb: ahg just
[8/11/2013 7:14:25 PM] bb: magic Desmond yes
[8/11/2013 7:14:36 PM] bb: also
[8/11/2013 7:14:43 PM] bb: did you boop?
I don't remember if you did
[8/11/2013 7:15:03 PM] Nark Nark: yes
[8/11/2013 7:17:42 PM] bb: but
[8/11/2013 7:17:44 PM] bb: pally Desmond?
[8/11/2013 7:18:40 PM] Nark Nark: yes pally desmond
[8/11/2013 7:19:00 PM] Nark Nark: Lucy would be like a witch princess, how kawaii
[8/11/2013 7:19:05 PM] bb: o3o
[8/11/2013 7:19:18 PM] bb: so she'd have magic too?
[8/11/2013 7:19:29 PM] bb: if she did he'd have mostly offensive magic
[8/11/2013 7:19:37 PM] bb: and Des should have defensive magic :D
[8/11/2013 7:20:10 PM] Nark Nark: well because Des swings around a giant sword
[8/11/2013 7:20:17 PM] bb: yeah
[8/11/2013 7:20:23 PM] Nark Nark: Lucy's like
[8/11/2013 7:20:26 PM] bb: not one of those dumb animu giant swords tho
[8/11/2013 7:20:28 PM] Nark Nark:  /fireball
[8/11/2013 7:20:34 PM] Nark Nark: no, like a two handed sword
[8/11/2013 7:20:35 PM] bb: an appropriately largee sword tho
[8/11/2013 7:20:42 PM] bb: claymore :D
[8/11/2013 7:20:54 PM] bb: tho
[8/11/2013 7:20:59 PM] bb: I really love a dude with a war hammer
[8/11/2013 7:21:47 PM] Nark Nark: .... or a battleaxe? aaaah
[8/11/2013 7:21:58 PM] bb: no man
[8/11/2013 7:22:00 PM] bb: war hammer
[8/11/2013 7:22:05 PM] bb: cause war hammers
[8/11/2013 7:22:06 PM] bb: you just
[8/11/2013 7:22:11 PM] Nark Nark: rop it on a face
[8/11/2013 7:22:11 PM] bb: BASH DUDES SKULLS IN
[8/11/2013 7:22:12 PM] Nark Nark: drop*
[8/11/2013 7:22:28 PM] bb: and we both know that really Des is kinda super violent
[8/11/2013 7:23:12 PM] Nark Nark: he's like
[8/11/2013 7:23:17 PM] Nark Nark: shouldn't be a paladin
[8/11/2013 7:23:24 PM] Nark Nark: but he is
[8/11/2013 7:23:50 PM] bb: yeah
[8/11/2013 7:23:52 PM] bb: somehow
[8/11/2013 7:24:20 PM] bb: are pallys in this world trained like knights
[8/11/2013 7:24:24 PM] bb: or like
[8/11/2013 7:24:30 PM] bb: is it a tital?
[8/11/2013 7:24:52 PM] bb: title*
[8/11/2013 7:25:19 PM] Nark Nark: trained knight who has an affinity for magic, and is kind of associated with the church
[8/11/2013 7:25:35 PM] Nark Nark: witches are more like mystics and stuff, not like
[8/11/2013 7:25:39 PM] Nark Nark: burn the witch blah blah
[8/11/2013 7:25:44 PM] bb: yeah obvs
[8/11/2013 7:26:03 PM] Nark Nark: the church is more like a spiritual thing, more like skyrim, multiple gods etc
[8/11/2013 7:26:23 PM] bb: ah
[8/11/2013 7:26:23 PM] bb: good
[8/11/2013 7:30:02 PM] Nark Nark: So like Lucy's real damn important
[8/11/2013 7:30:15 PM] bb: well she's a princess :U
[8/11/2013 7:30:33 PM] Nark Nark: like besides that though, it kind of means that she's kind of like... a conduit for one of the dieties
[8/11/2013 7:30:40 PM] Nark Nark: deities*
[8/11/2013 7:30:43 PM] Nark Nark: not diets lol
[8/11/2013 7:30:49 PM] bb: ...
[8/11/2013 7:30:49 PM] bb: yes
[8/11/2013 7:30:54 PM] bb: so she's super powerful?
[8/11/2013 7:31:05 PM] bb: or can she like.. be possessed by said god?
[8/11/2013 7:32:20 PM] bb: boop also
[8/11/2013 7:33:11 PM] Nark Nark: she has access to that power and also serves to carry the word of the deity, all that
[8/11/2013 7:33:28 PM] bb: ah
[8/11/2013 7:33:37 PM] bb: so she's like a prophet
[8/11/2013 7:33:47 PM] Nark Nark: yep
[8/11/2013 7:34:11 PM] Nark Nark: and the deity is probably all like 'des is important go snag that, yo.'
[8/11/2013 7:34:15 PM] Nark Nark: but isn't explaining shit
[8/11/2013 7:34:16 PM] bb: XD
[8/11/2013 7:34:23 PM] bb: so it's 'kidnapping' to Desmond
[8/11/2013 7:34:36 PM] bb: and Lucy's just like 'no no! Oh god no.'
[8/11/2013 7:35:15 PM] Nark Nark: yeah well 'good' deities want Des' skills and 'bad' ones do too so that would be how he gets kidnapped by the 'bad guys'
[8/11/2013 7:35:29 PM] Nark Nark: which would also introduce daniel and all that
[8/11/2013 7:35:33 PM] Nark Nark: or to get des to come to them
[8/11/2013 7:35:37 PM] Nark Nark: they kidnap lucy
[8/11/2013 7:35:43 PM] bb: I like that more
[8/11/2013 7:36:10 PM] bb: so Des is like... a powerful pally yeah?
[8/11/2013 7:36:19 PM] bb: is he special in other ways?
[8/11/2013 7:36:21 PM] Nark Nark: tho none of that star wars stuff where she's dangled and dragged in front of him
[8/11/2013 7:36:51 PM] Nark Nark: idk is being able to channel every deity (sporadically) too much?
[8/11/2013 7:37:11 PM] Nark Nark: i mean normally it would be like the high mages/princes/princesses have their one deity they can utilize
[8/11/2013 7:37:22 PM] Nark Nark: and other than that magic comes from them and stuff like that
[8/11/2013 7:37:46 PM] Nark Nark: and it's usually like one person can use magic/skills from one patron deity
[8/11/2013 7:37:56 PM] bb: I like the idea that any diety can channel him
[8/11/2013 7:38:01 PM] bb: but only with his permission
[8/11/2013 7:38:04 PM] bb: and for a time limit
[8/11/2013 7:38:19 PM] bb: where with Lucy it can happen any time and she has no control over how long
[8/11/2013 7:38:20 PM] Nark Nark: well permission is kind of loose
[8/11/2013 7:38:28 PM] bb: or have any idea what's going on
[8/11/2013 7:38:31 PM] Nark Nark: his emotions make it iffy
[8/11/2013 7:38:33 PM] bb: she basically goes to sleep
[8/11/2013 7:39:02 PM] Nark Nark: Des doesn't really understand it, and because it's different with each deity it's really weird and he's more afraid of it than anything and probably manifests destructively
[8/11/2013 7:39:17 PM] bb: yeah
[8/11/2013 7:39:35 PM] bb: but he still has no control over what happens while being possessed
[8/11/2013 7:39:52 PM | Edited 7:39:56 PM] bb: he effectivly takes a back seat like Lucy does to her deity
[8/11/2013 7:40:13 PM] bb: but 'evil' gods don't really get chances to have a conduit
[8/11/2013 7:40:20 PM] bb: so they really wat Desmond
[8/11/2013 7:40:31 PM] Nark Nark: I'd think Lucy has some control unless it's like 'HANG ON MORTAL I HAVE A MESSAGE TO DELIVER'
[8/11/2013 7:40:33 PM] bb: like the good ones get prohpets all the time to do their work
[8/11/2013 7:40:46 PM] Nark Nark: there are dark prophets and stuff
[8/11/2013 7:40:49 PM] Nark Nark: rarer, probably
[8/11/2013 7:40:52 PM] bb: yeah but not as often
[8/11/2013 7:40:58 PM] bb: people like Lucy are much more common
[8/11/2013 7:41:08 PM] Nark Nark: course people are like /gotta destroy the dark prophets ok
[8/11/2013 7:41:19 PM] bb: well yeah
[8/11/2013 7:41:54 PM] bb: so Des is doing as he does
[8/11/2013 7:42:03 PM] bb: gets 'kidnapped' by Lucy's people
[8/11/2013 7:42:22 PM] bb: and kinda freaks out before learning that no Lucy didn't really kidnap him
[8/11/2013 7:42:33 PM] bb: they obvs get close
[8/11/2013 7:42:47 PM] bb: then the dark gods' agents steal Lucy
[8/11/2013 7:42:53 PM] bb: and Des goes to look for her
[8/11/2013 7:43:01 PM] bb: meets Daniel the dark knight
[8/11/2013 7:43:12 PM] bb: he ends up dying tho
[8/11/2013 7:43:18 PM] Nark Nark: des is doing his knighting and shit. aka smashing faces because it's fun and it's not supposed to be fun;
[8/11/2013 7:43:21 PM] bb: and yeah; true love's kiss cause I
[8/11/2013 7:43:25 PM | Edited 7:43:30 PM] bb: like it /sob
[8/11/2013 7:43:37 PM] bb: lols yes
[8/11/2013 7:44:30 PM] Nark Nark: Dan beats Des, yea
[8/11/2013 7:44:31 PM] Nark Nark: h
[8/11/2013 7:44:55 PM] bb: at the end?
[8/11/2013 7:44:59 PM] bb: Dan kills him?
[8/11/2013 7:56:42 PM] bb: also I booped if you missed it while we jammed about princess Lucy and pally Des