NEVER WRITE WHILE DRUNK, KIDDOS - FNAF

"Well, this is somewhat weird."

He was standing in front of what was probably the weirdest thing he'd seen since starting his
job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. In front of him, among the sounds of grinding metal and the
old fabric rubbing against each other, several haunted animatronics rubbed against each other.

"Don't you have to wear protection for this" he asked, one eyebrow raised.

Rising up from the robotic fuck pile, Freddy glanced in the security guard's direction and spoke.

"Don't you have fucking work to do?! Stop watching us grind torsos, you fucking weeb."

And he went back to work.