Lone Wanderer in Equestria. Not doing this.

>"So, what are we going to do? Draw straws?"
>Looking to Sarah, you know what you have to do.
"I'm going in."
>"Ok, you have to be quick, and when we get back to the base, a round of water on me."
>Stepping into the chamber. you approach the console.
>You put the last thing you remember of your father in as the code.
>2
>1
>6
>As soon as you press enter, you feel a sudden surge of radiation, knocking you down and weakening you.
"Oww, fuck, that hurtsss" *wheeze*
b>With your vision darkening, you hear one thing.
>"Hey, local! Get up! You need to get up!"
>Your hearing is fading as well.
>Are you dying? Again?
>This sucks.
>Closing your eyes, you fade into history as the Lone Wanderer. The man that held enough beliefs in the world to uplift the worlds hopes.

*Undetermined amount of time later*

>Moving your hands, you notice one thing.
>You aren't in a building.
>Nor on the flat dead ground of the wasteland.
>Felling around, you feel grass, and water.
>Clean water.
>Not irradiated?
>Yes, pure, clean, non-irradiated water.
>...
>Opening your eyes, your thoughts prove you are in fact, aren't in the wasteland.
>This place reminds you of Oasis, but it does have clean water.
>Also, it has weird, flying creatures.
>What were they called? Birds?
>You think 'I think I saw some of those things while in Oasis, but they were much more... patchy.

Fuck this stupid shit.