@Echo off
SETLOCAL EnableDelayedExpansion
for /F "tokens=1,2 delims=#" %%a in ('"prompt #$H#$E# & echo on & for %%b in (1) do     rem"') do (
  set "DEL=%%a"
)
title Windows 7 Quick Patch V .3
cls

:checkPrivileges
NET FILE 1>NUL 2>NUL
if '%errorlevel%' == '0' ( goto prechk) else ( goto getPrivileges )

:getPrivileges
if '%1'=='ELEV' (shift & goto prechk)
for /f "delims=: tokens=*" %%A in ('findstr /b ::- "%~f0"') do @echo(%%A
setlocal DisableDelayedExpansion
set "batchPath=%~0"
setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion
Echo Set UAC = CreateObject^("Shell.Application"^) > "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs"
Echo UAC.ShellExecute "!batchPath!", "ELEV", "", "runas", 1 >> "%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs"
"%temp%\OEgetPrivileges.vbs"
exit /B

:prechk
set /p var=<C:\Step.txt
call :%var% 2> NUL

:Start
cls
Echo.
Echo This script is based off of information from:
Echo.
Echo http://www.freenode-windows.org/resources/vista-7/windows-update
Echo.
Echo This script is brought to you by Solaris17 of TPU
Echo.
Echo This script is for Windows 7. I didnt put alot of failsafe time into it.
Echo.
Echo This script should automatically run after rebooting.
Echo.
pause
copy %0 "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"
mkdir C:\Win7qUD
set /p var=<C:\Step.txt
call :%var% 2> NUL

:detect
@Echo off
cls
ver | findstr /i "5\.1\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
ver | findstr /i "5\.2\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
ver | findstr /i "6\.0\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
ver | findstr /i "6\.1\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto archchk
ver | findstr /i "6\.2\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
ver | findstr /i "6\.3\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
ver | findstr /i "10\.0\." > nul
IF %ERRORLEVEL% EQU 0 goto warn
goto warn

:warn
Echo.
Echo This is not Windows 7. This wont work for you.
Echo.
pause
goto exit

:archchk
Echo.
IF EXIST "%PROGRAMFILES(X86)%" (GOTO 64BIT) ELSE (GOTO 32BIT)

:64BIT
goto 64step1

:64step1
@echo 64step1 > C:\Step.txt
:: Kill Services and folders
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 1 of 6
Echo.
Echo Killing Services etc
SC stop wuauserv
rmdir c:\windows\softwaredistribution\WuRedir /s /q


:64step2
@echo 64step2 > C:\Step.txt
:: Download KB fixes x64
cls
echo.
Echo Step 2 of 6
Echo.
Echo Downloading KB updates.
Echo.
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3020369" https://download.microsoft.com/download/5/D/0/5D0821EB-A92D-4CA2-9020-EC41D56B074F/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x64.msu C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3172605" https://download.microsoft.com/download/5/6/0/560504D4-F91A-4DEB-867F-C713F7821374/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x64.msu C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3125574" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d/msdownload/update/software/updt/2016/05/windows6.1-kb3125574-v4-x64_2dafb1d203c8964239af3048b5dd4b1264cd93b9.msu C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu

:64step3
@echo 64step3 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing first MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 3 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 15min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 64step4 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:64step4
@echo 64step4 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing second MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 4 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 15min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 64step5 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:64step5
@echo 64step5 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing third MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 5 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 35min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 64step6 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:64step6
Echo.
:: Cleaning up files etc
cls
rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q
del C:\Step.txt
Echo.
Echo Step 6 of 6
Echo.
Echo Complete^^!
Echo.
Echo You should now be able to continue Windows updates as normal.
Echo.
Echo You can delete this script after it closes if you wish.
Echo.
Echo This script will now delete itself from startup.
Echo.
pause
del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat"
goto exit

:32BIT
goto 32step1

:32step1
@echo 32step1 > C:\Step.txt
:: Kill Services and folders
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 1 of 6
Echo.
Echo Killing Services etc
SC stop wuauserv
rmdir c:\windows\softwaredistribution\WuRedir /s /q


:32step2
@echo 32step2 > C:\Step.txt
:: Download KB fixes x86
cls
echo.
Echo Step 2 of 6
Echo.
Echo Downloading KB updates.
Echo.
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3020369" https://download.microsoft.com/download/C/0/8/C0823F43-BFE9-4147-9B0A-35769CBBE6B0/Windows6.1-KB3020369-x86.msu C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3172605" https://download.microsoft.com/download/C/D/5/CD5DE7B2-E857-4BD4-AA9C-6B30C3E1735A/Windows6.1-KB3172605-x86.msu C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu
bitsadmin.exe /transfer "KB3125574" http://download.windowsupdate.com/d/msdownload/update/software/updt/2016/05/windows6.1-kb3125574-v4-x86_ba1ff5537312561795cc04db0b02fbb0a74b2cbd.msu C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu

:32step3
@echo 32step3 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing first MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 3 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 15min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\1st.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 32step4 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:32step4
@echo 32step4 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing second MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 4 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 15min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\2nd.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 32step5 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:32step5
@echo 32step5 > C:\Step.txt
:: Installing third MSU
cls
Echo.
Echo Step 5 of 6
Echo.
Echo Starting Install...
Echo.
Echo Should take about 35min; reboot if machine hangs.
Echo.
Echo If the installer prompts for reboot just hit CLOSE^^!
Echo.
Echo To check to see if its working "TrustedInstaller" should be going nuts.
Start /wait C:\Win7qUD\3rd.msu /quiet
shutdown /r /t 60 /c "Rebooting: Process will continue after restart."
@echo 32step6 > C:\Step.txt
exit

:32step6
Echo.
:: Cleaning up files etc
cls
rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q
del C:\Step.txt
echo.
Echo Step 6 of 6
Echo.
Echo Complete^^!
Echo.
Echo You should now be able to continue Windows updates as normal.
Echo.
Echo You can delete this script after it closes if you wish.
Echo.
Echo This script will now delete itself from startup.
Echo.
pause
del "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\*.bat"
goto exit

:exit
rmdir C:\Win7qUD /s /q
del C:\Step.txt
exit

::v3 Added /quiet | Fixed bug with other windows versions leaving script in startup. | Put check for previous run at head to skip start text.