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- >Be Sniz
- >Just a normal pone.
- >Nothing much to you.
- >Except that you are a necromancer.
- >Of chickens.
- >You can only bring chickens back to life.
- >They don't do shit.
- >But they are undead.
- >Can't lay eggs.
- >You could make an undead chicken army.
- >Everyone would be mildly confused.
- >But not really.
- >So.
- >Onto other parts of your life.
- >You work at the pone equivalent of KFC.
- >No surprise.
- >But one day...
- >You were making your way downtown.
- >Walking fast.
- >Faces passed.
- >Then from out of the blue, you see a magical bullet.
- >It zooms into your spine.
- "SHIT."
- >You suddenly can't move your lower legs.
- >Blood sticks to your skin as it leaves your body.
- >Your skull cracks as you hit the ground.
- >Screams from everyone around you enter your ears.
- >From all the screams, you can pick out a voice.
- >Much deeper than all the rest.
- >"Welcome to the dungeon..."
- >Then you pass out, possibly passing into the void.
- >You awaken in a cold, damp room.
- >Other pones surround you.
- >"Welcome to the Dungeon, Sniz."
- >...Sniz?
- >You get up from the floor you were laying on.
- >You attempt to summon an undead chicken.
- >Nothing.
- >Wait...
- >What were you trying to do?
- >Summon a chicken?
- >Why would you do that?
- >All you can do now is venture through the dungeon.
- >That is your only goal.
- >You are a Dungeoneer.
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