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Earth Defender Rocket Head - Invasion of the Hamstars

	For an untold number of years they have had an eye on our blue planet. Planning and waiting for the right moment. The hamsters from the stars. The Hamstars. But unbeknownst to them, there was someone who could hear them. Listening, waiting and planning for the day that they would arrive. And now finally the fated day in which the ultimate battle will take place has arrived!

	On their silver ship the Hamstars arrived, leaving a blazing trail in their wake under the cover of shooting stars. Humanity will be none the wiser. Unfortunately for them our heroine was ready for their arrival. As a scouting party departed the ship to explore their surroundings, a steel object smashed into one of their faces.
Scene: A few shooting stars fall. Camera close up, its a UFO! UFO wobbles for a bit on a wooshy lines background. UFO lands, close up on stairs, Hamster aliens walk out. Close up on one of them having a baseball bat fly into its face.

	She stood atop a cliff. In her right hand was a steel embodiment of justice (baseball bat). In left arm was hero's helmet. She donned her helm, somehow squeezing her ridiculous curls of hair straight under. And as if her hair needed extra space to go, her helmet mysteriously grew a pair of rockets.
Scene: Silhouette of heroine standing atop cliff with bat in one hand and helmet in other. She puts on her helmet. Rockets sprout out from it.

	Yes, she was the legendary one and only Earth Defender. Blazing on the contrails of freedom and justice. Fighting against all that threaten humanity.

The great Rocket Head.

	She leapt into the sky, riding upon the twin blazes of her rockets. The Hamstars fired their ray guns, but their efforts were futile. They could not hit a target while being blinded by the radiance of the great Rocket Head. She descended upon them like lightning and struck down one of them like thunder, crushing it beneath her heel. Before any more shots could be fired, she delivered and overhead blow of justice upon another one of the Hamstars. The last of them appeared from behind, taking aim but it was too slow. Swiftly with no hesitation, Rocket Head spun around and shot forward in a burst of flame delivering her signature rocket propelled head butt of freedom.
Scene: Heroine jumps into the air with rockets blazing. Perspective camera scene of Hamstars shooting their rayguns for a bit. Camera change to heroine landing on one of the Hamstars with her foot. The Hamstar next to it gives a shocked expression before heroine swings baseball bat on top of its face, leaving the bat there. Hamstar appears from outside scene and raises gun, heroine turns around and bends over in a headbutt position. Rocket jets fire, she flies into the last Hamstar and knocks it back off screen.

	Within mere moments, the battle was over. The Hamstars have fled under the might of our heroine. Perhaps one day they will return. Perhaps they never will. Perhaps another hostile alien race will arrive. But we can sleep peacefully knowing that Earth Defender Rocket Head is watching our backs, ready to take anybody that will threaten our peaceful blue planet.

Scene: Heroine standing with her back to the camera watching a UFO fly off into the distance. Her helmet is rocket-less and under her arm. Her other hand is resting on a bent baseball bat. Some stars sparkle.