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- >You dust off your hands, your work complete.
- >The entire waterslide is now aflame.
- >It looks much better this way!
- >You were stricken with inspiration in the middle of the night, so you stopped being in Canterlot, and started being in Ponyville.
- >Then you set the entire waterslide on fire, to see what it looked like.
- >Evidently, pretty cool!
- >You feel a tug on your shirt.
- >"Anon, you do realise that your waterslide is made of wood, don't you?"
- "Yes, Pinkie. I did realise that."
- >"Wood burns."
- "Oh."
- >Well that's a bit of a problem then.
- >What's the point of having a flaming waterslide if it's not going to withstand being on fire?
- >You sit, and think.
- >Water isn't flammable. You could make the waterslide out of that.
- >But, then again, how would you replace the wood with water?
- >You'll just have to displace it somehow.
- "I'd like a glass of water, please."
- >A short while later, and Pinkie returns with a glass of water.
- >You pour it onto the ground, and start filling the glass with space.
- >Once you've gotten about a waterslide's worth, you brush the rest of the space off the top of the glass, and head towards the end of the waterslide.
- >After the water runs out of slide, it just sort of pours out into the ground.
- >The ground's pretty big, so this shouldn't cause any problems.
- >At any rate, you hold the glass under the runoff, and water starts to fill the glass.
- >It takes a few minutes, but eventually the glass is filled.
- "Pinkie!"
- >She is by your side.
- >"Yes Annie?"
- "Could you get me a tube of some sort? I need it because reasons."
- >She disappears, and in almost no time at all, returns with a cardboard tube.
- "Perfect!"
- >You stab one end of the tube into the slide, and the other end into the ground.
- >The apparatus is complete!
- >You wobble and flow over to the start of the slide.
- >You touch the edge of the glass to this end of the slide, and pour the water into it.
- >As more water gets poured in, the wood gets pushed further down the slide, into the cardboard tube, and into the ground.
- >After a few minutes of pouring, you've replaced the entire slide with water.
- >You now have a flaming water waterslide.
- >It looks just as cool as you imagined.
- >Another tug on your shirt.
- >You turn to Pinkie, and put on a quizzical expression.
- >"Now the water's going into the slide."
- "Yes?"
- >"The water isn't flowing over the slide."
- >That's bad.
- >Now you have to somehow separate the water that the slide is made of, from the water that's meant to be flowing over it.
- >Hmm.
- >You decide to just freeze the slide.
- >You stick your arm in to the waterslide, up to the elbow.
- >Then, you take as much heat out of the water as you can grab.
- >All the heat goes into your arm, which starts to feel uncomfortably warm, then excruciatingly hot.
- >You drag your arm from one side of the slide to the other, taking all the heat as you go.
- >The water freezes as you go, and once you reach the end, your arm feels like it's on fire.
- >You tear your arm out of the slide, and throw all the heat into the Everfree Forest.
- >As it's quite a bit of heat, the air combusts at the heat moves through it.
- >It lands somewhere else, and that's good enough for you.
- >You stand back and admire your flaming ice waterslide.
- >The water flows as it should, and the fire stays where you put it.
- >Only now does it occur to you that it probably would've been much easier to just hold the slide very, very still.
- >Since heat is just vibrations and such, holding it still would have cooled it down to freezing.
- >Ah well, you'll remember that for the next time you need to freeze something.
- >You waltz over to the start of the slide again, and ride it.
- >Wheeee!
- >Waterslides are still fun.
- >Now all it needs is a stamp of approval.
- >You walk up to the side of the library, and press yourself really hard against it.
- >You melt through the wood grain, and end up inside the library.
- >You grab a quill and a piece of paper, and inscribe a seal of approval.
- "APPROVED BY"
- "ANON YTRII MOUS"
- "SEAL OF QUALITY"
- >Beautiful.
- >You leap out of Twilight's bedroom window, onto the waterslide, and ride it 'til the end.
- >It's still fun!
- >You fly off the end, and stop being in mid air
- >And start being back at the start of the slide, outside the library.
- >You lick the back of the seal of approval, and slap it onto the slide.
- >The ice cold surface of the slide freezes the saliva solid, affixing the seal.
- >Your work in Ponyville done, you stop being there
- >And start being back in Canterlot.
- >You stealthily slide your way back into your corner, curl up, and go back to sleep.
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