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 <Venator> omg its the polme
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[20:54] <Venator> hide the phyton !
[20:55] * Atlan eats it
[20:55] <tp3> its me :3
[20:56] <tp3> where is da pyton?
[20:56] * tp3 looks suspiciously at Atlan
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[20:56] <Venator> uhhhm
[20:56] <Venator> it took the train
[20:56] <Venator> to uhhm.......
[20:56] <tp3> which one?
[20:56] <tp3> where
[20:57] <Venator> k Atlan ate it pls no kill me
[20:57] <tp3> where
[20:57] <tp3> ATLAN!
[20:57] <tp3> ...
[20:57] * Atlan burps
[20:57] <Atlan> pardon me
[20:57] <Atlan> :<
[20:57] * tp3 stares qierdly at atlan
[20:57] * tp3 does an expression so horrifying it cannot be put into words
[20:58] * Atlan cuts a cleft in his stomach
[20:58] <Atlan> there, take it
[20:58] * tp3 narrows his eyes
[20:58] <tp3> ewww
[20:58] * Atlan moans
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[20:58] * tp3 cleans the phyton on his sleeve
[20:58] * tp3 saves it for later
[20:58] * Atlan dies
[20:58] * tp3 lels
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[20:58] == Atlan has changed nick to Atlan|dead
[20:59] <tp3> we are gathered here toay
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[20:59] <Venator> k
[20:59] <tp3> to celebrate the passing
[20:59] == Zing|afk has changed nick to Zinger
[20:59] <tp3> of a dearly departed friend
[20:59] <Fleischy> Fornax yes i do
[20:59] <tp3> I would like to say a few words...
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[20:59] <tp3> Atlan, you ate my phython
[21:00] <tp3> *cries*
[21:00] <Atlan|dead> :'c
[21:00] <Fleischy> hall of shame is f1avour, linkters and bcoolface
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[21:01] <Venator> http://i.imgur.com/Ec9KIK0.jpg
[21:02] <Atlan|dead> o
[21:02] <Atlan|dead> k
[21:02] <tp3> http://icecraft.noez.in/index.php?page=Thread&postID=93#post93
[21:03] <tp3> sooo anyway
[21:03] <tp3> now tha atlans gone...
[21:03] <tp3> who will carry out the ceremonial.... whatever it is that he did?
[21:03] <Venator> he did nothing
[21:03] * Venator buries Atlans body
[21:03] * Venator takes Atlans wallet first
[21:04] * tp3 digs it up
[21:04] <Venator> k
[21:04] <Venator> now its over
[21:04] <Venator> we should go home
[21:04] * tp3 cremates it
[21:04] <tp3> yeah
[21:04] <tp3> I would like to say I miss him...
[21:04] <Venator> NOT
[21:04] <Venator> huehue
[21:04] <tp3> but since I'm not obliged to...
[21:04] <Venator> Lets go eat something
[21:04] <tp3> yeah
[21:04] <Venator> I stole that fuckers wallet
[21:04] <Venator> He'll pay
[21:04] <tp3> :D
[21:04] <tp3> dinners on him!
[21:04] <tp3> lel
[21:05] <tp3> totally goin to the ritz
[21:05] <Venator> sure
[21:05] <tp3> whats this?
[21:05] <tp3> in his wallet?
[21:05] <Atlan|dead> eh, bring me some plowers please
[21:05] <Venator> whats what?
[21:05] <tp3> [MAP TO THE TREASURE]
[21:05] <tp3> Oo
[21:05] <Venator> yaaay :D
[21:05] <Fleischy> no
[21:05] <tp3> Atlan... had treasure?
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO
[21:05] <Venator> treasure :D
[21:05] <Fleischy> ENOUGH ROLE PLAY
[21:05] <Fleischy> STOP IT
[21:05] <Venator> \:D/
[21:05] <Fleischy> PLEASE
[21:05] <Fleischy> STOP
[21:05] <Fleischy> NOOOOOOOOOO
[21:05] <Venator> Fleischy shhhhh
[21:05] <Venator> u cant stop us
[21:05] <Fleischy> you're going to be like fornax and cyanicblue
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO please
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO
[21:06] <Venator> wait
[21:06] <Venator> but we arent fags
[21:06] <Venator> so we cant be like them
[21:06] <Venator> huehuehue
[21:06] <Fleischy> oh
[21:06] * tp3 slaps Fleischy
[21:06] * Fleischy unzips
[21:06] * Venator stabs Fleischy
[21:06] <tp3> uh oh
[21:06] <Fleischy> no I won't participate in this
[21:06] <tp3> I think
[21:06] * tp3 pokes him
[21:06] <Fleischy> no
[21:06] <Venator> yes u do
[21:06] <tp3> he's not breathing
[21:06] <tp3> ...
[21:06] <Venator> k
[21:06] <tp3> wallet :3
[21:07] * Venator takes a piss on the corpse
[21:07] * tp3 lels
[21:07] <Fleischy> thanks
[21:07] <Venator> Theres no pissing like corpsepissing
[21:07] <tp3> I can still hear his voice ...
[21:07] <Venator> hmm
[21:07] <tp3> doubl;e le ritz!
[21:07] * Venator stopms his head
[21:07] <Venator> better?
[21:07] <tp3> but what about this map, eh?
[21:07] <Venator> get some food first
[21:07] <tp3> sure
[21:08] * tp3 has a nice night out with Venator
[21:08] * tp3 plays some poker
[21:08] * tp3 has a few drinks
[21:08] * Venator has a (unhomosexual) nice night out with tp3
[21:08] * tp3 has a few more
[21:08] * tp3 gets smashed
[21:08] * tp3 gets hammered
[21:08] <tp3> {the time is 2AM}
[21:09] <tp3> s.oo.o.o.o
[21:09] <tp3> you...
[21:09] <tp3> you..
[21:09] <tp3> yooooooouuuuuuu
[21:09] * Venator smacks tp3
[21:09] * tp3 hiccups
[21:09] * tp3 vomits
[21:09] * Venator puts tp3 in a bathtub with icecubes and steals his kidney
[21:09] <Venator> huehue
[21:09] <tp3> you like fish, right?
[21:09] <Venator> now I have 2 wallets and a kidney
[21:09] <tp3> wait.... what happened to my kidney?
[21:09] <tp3> oooh
[21:10] <Venator> nothing ....
[21:10] <tp3> pretty lights
[21:10] <tp3> Oo
[21:10] <tp3> oO
[21:10] <tp3> oo
[21:10] <tp3> whats this white stuff
[21:10] * Venator calls the paramedics
[21:10] <tp3> looks tasty
[21:10] <tp3> -3 hours later-
[21:10] <tp3> BLEUGH
[21:10] * tp3 vomits
[21:10] <Venator> pls no die :c
[21:10] <Venator> Im sry bout your kidney
[21:10] * tp3 is fine
[21:10] <Venator> but I need monies :c
[21:11] <Venator> gud
[21:11] * tp3 regrows his kidney
[21:11] * tp3 is wierd like that
[21:11] <tp3> soooo anyway, now that that is over....
[21:11] <Venator> lets get some treasure \:D/
[21:11] <tp3> true dat
[21:12] <tp3> OK then...
[21:12] <tp3> you drive
[21:12] <tp3> *reads instruksuns*
[21:12] <Venator> k
[21:12] <tp3> so....
[21:12] <tp3> take the next right
[21:12] <Venator> k
[21:12] <tp3> then a left
[21:12] <tp3> two rights
[21:12] <tp3> a left
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[21:12] <tp3> 4 lefts
[21:12] <tp3> a u turn
[21:13] <tp3> take 4 rights
[21:13] <tp3> one right
[21:13] <tp3> two lefts
[21:13] <tp3> then a right
[21:13] <tp3> then the next left...
[21:13] <tp3> and we're there!
[21:13] <tp3> ...
[21:13] * tp3 realises where we are
[21:14] == Nickname is already in use: O_O
[21:14] <tp3> Venator...
[21:14] <tp3> are... are you OK?
[21:14] <Venator> yes
[21:14] <tp3> you look in a real bad state
[21:14] <Venator> I just smoked some of the funny rocks cowie gave me
[21:15] <tp3> yeah...
[21:15] <tp3> probably some sort of cake
[21:15] <tp3> do you know where we are?
[21:15] <Venator> There was "m3th" written on the baggie
[21:15] <Venator> lol why are u a unicorn?
[21:16] <tp3> neigh!
[21:16] <tp3> *phrt*
[21:16] <tp3> snort
[21:16] <z3k4> lel
[21:16] <tp3> eehhhhhrh
[21:16] <tp3> meeeeeeh
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[21:16] <tp3> neeeeigh!
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[21:16] <z3k4> k u can stop now
[21:16] <z3k4> or i'll ride you to a sunset
[21:17] <tp3> z3k4? when did you arrive?
[21:17] <tp3> Venator!
[21:17] <Venator> k nuff of that
[21:17] <Venator> imma go to bed now
[21:17] <Venator> good night <3
[21:17] <tp3> you can stop gazing at the cieling <Venator> omg its the polme
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[20:54] <Venator> hide the phyton !
[20:55] * Atlan eats it
[20:55] <tp3> its me :3
[20:56] <tp3> where is da pyton?
[20:56] * tp3 looks suspiciously at Atlan
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[20:56] <Venator> uhhhm
[20:56] <Venator> it took the train
[20:56] <Venator> to uhhm.......
[20:56] <tp3> which one?
[20:56] <tp3> where
[20:57] <Venator> k Atlan ate it pls no kill me
[20:57] <tp3> where
[20:57] <tp3> ATLAN!
[20:57] <tp3> ...
[20:57] * Atlan burps
[20:57] <Atlan> pardon me
[20:57] <Atlan> :<
[20:57] * tp3 stares qierdly at atlan
[20:57] * tp3 does an expression so horrifying it cannot be put into words
[20:58] * Atlan cuts a cleft in his stomach
[20:58] <Atlan> there, take it
[20:58] * tp3 narrows his eyes
[20:58] <tp3> ewww
[20:58] * Atlan moans
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[20:58] * tp3 cleans the phyton on his sleeve
[20:58] * tp3 saves it for later
[20:58] * Atlan dies
[20:58] * tp3 lels
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[20:58] == Atlan has changed nick to Atlan|dead
[20:59] <tp3> we are gathered here toay
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[20:59] <Venator> k
[20:59] <tp3> to celebrate the passing
[20:59] == Zing|afk has changed nick to Zinger
[20:59] <tp3> of a dearly departed friend
[20:59] <Fleischy> Fornax yes i do
[20:59] <tp3> I would like to say a few words...
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[20:59] <tp3> Atlan, you ate my phython
[21:00] <tp3> *cries*
[21:00] <Atlan|dead> :'c
[21:00] <Fleischy> hall of shame is f1avour, linkters and bcoolface
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[21:01] <Venator> http://i.imgur.com/Ec9KIK0.jpg
[21:02] <Atlan|dead> o
[21:02] <Atlan|dead> k
[21:02] <tp3> http://icecraft.noez.in/index.php?page=Thread&postID=93#post93
[21:03] <tp3> sooo anyway
[21:03] <tp3> now tha atlans gone...
[21:03] <tp3> who will carry out the ceremonial.... whatever it is that he did?
[21:03] <Venator> he did nothing
[21:03] * Venator buries Atlans body
[21:03] * Venator takes Atlans wallet first
[21:04] * tp3 digs it up
[21:04] <Venator> k
[21:04] <Venator> now its over
[21:04] <Venator> we should go home
[21:04] * tp3 cremates it
[21:04] <tp3> yeah
[21:04] <tp3> I would like to say I miss him...
[21:04] <Venator> NOT
[21:04] <Venator> huehue
[21:04] <tp3> but since I'm not obliged to...
[21:04] <Venator> Lets go eat something
[21:04] <tp3> yeah
[21:04] <Venator> I stole that fuckers wallet
[21:04] <Venator> He'll pay
[21:04] <tp3> :D
[21:04] <tp3> dinners on him!
[21:04] <tp3> lel
[21:05] <tp3> totally goin to the ritz
[21:05] <Venator> sure
[21:05] <tp3> whats this?
[21:05] <tp3> in his wallet?
[21:05] <Atlan|dead> eh, bring me some plowers please
[21:05] <Venator> whats what?
[21:05] <tp3> [MAP TO THE TREASURE]
[21:05] <tp3> Oo
[21:05] <Venator> yaaay :D
[21:05] <Fleischy> no
[21:05] <tp3> Atlan... had treasure?
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO
[21:05] <Venator> treasure :D
[21:05] <Fleischy> ENOUGH ROLE PLAY
[21:05] <Fleischy> STOP IT
[21:05] <Venator> \:D/
[21:05] <Fleischy> PLEASE
[21:05] <Fleischy> STOP
[21:05] <Fleischy> NOOOOOOOOOO
[21:05] <Venator> Fleischy shhhhh
[21:05] <Venator> u cant stop us
[21:05] <Fleischy> you're going to be like fornax and cyanicblue
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO please
[21:05] <Fleischy> NO
[21:06] <Venator> wait
[21:06] <Venator> but we arent fags
[21:06] <Venator> so we cant be like them
[21:06] <Venator> huehuehue
[21:06] <Fleischy> oh
[21:06] * tp3 slaps Fleischy
[21:06] * Fleischy unzips
[21:06] * Venator stabs Fleischy
[21:06] <tp3> uh oh
[21:06] <Fleischy> no I won't participate in this
[21:06] <tp3> I think
[21:06] * tp3 pokes him
[21:06] <Fleischy> no
[21:06] <Venator> yes u do
[21:06] <tp3> he's not breathing
[21:06] <tp3> ...
[21:06] <Venator> k
[21:06] <tp3> wallet :3
[21:07] * Venator takes a piss on the corpse
[21:07] * tp3 lels
[21:07] <Fleischy> thanks
[21:07] <Venator> Theres no pissing like corpsepissing
[21:07] <tp3> I can still hear his voice ...
[21:07] <Venator> hmm
[21:07] <tp3> doubl;e le ritz!
[21:07] * Venator stopms his head
[21:07] <Venator> better?
[21:07] <tp3> but what about this map, eh?
[21:07] <Venator> get some food first
[21:07] <tp3> sure
[21:08] * tp3 has a nice night out with Venator
[21:08] * tp3 plays some poker
[21:08] * tp3 has a few drinks
[21:08] * Venator has a (unhomosexual) nice night out with tp3
[21:08] * tp3 has a few more
[21:08] * tp3 gets smashed
[21:08] * tp3 gets hammered
[21:08] <tp3> {the time is 2AM}
[21:09] <tp3> s.oo.o.o.o
[21:09] <tp3> you...
[21:09] <tp3> you..
[21:09] <tp3> yooooooouuuuuuu
[21:09] * Venator smacks tp3
[21:09] * tp3 hiccups
[21:09] * tp3 vomits
[21:09] * Venator puts tp3 in a bathtub with icecubes and steals his kidney
[21:09] <Venator> huehue
[21:09] <tp3> you like fish, right?
[21:09] <Venator> now I have 2 wallets and a kidney
[21:09] <tp3> wait.... what happened to my kidney?
[21:09] <tp3> oooh
[21:10] <Venator> nothing ....
[21:10] <tp3> pretty lights
[21:10] <tp3> Oo
[21:10] <tp3> oO
[21:10] <tp3> oo
[21:10] <tp3> whats this white stuff
[21:10] * Venator calls the paramedics
[21:10] <tp3> looks tasty
[21:10] <tp3> -3 hours later-
[21:10] <tp3> BLEUGH
[21:10] * tp3 vomits
[21:10] <Venator> pls no die :c
[21:10] <Venator> Im sry bout your kidney
[21:10] * tp3 is fine
[21:10] <Venator> but I need monies :c
[21:11] <Venator> gud
[21:11] * tp3 regrows his kidney
[21:11] * tp3 is wierd like that
[21:11] <tp3> soooo anyway, now that that is over....
[21:11] <Venator> lets get some treasure \:D/
[21:11] <tp3> true dat
[21:12] <tp3> OK then...
[21:12] <tp3> you drive
[21:12] <tp3> *reads instruksuns*
[21:12] <Venator> k
[21:12] <tp3> so....
[21:12] <tp3> take the next right
[21:12] <Venator> k
[21:12] <tp3> then a left
[21:12] <tp3> two rights
[21:12] <tp3> a left
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[21:12] <tp3> 4 lefts
[21:12] <tp3> a u turn
[21:13] <tp3> take 4 rights
[21:13] <tp3> one right
[21:13] <tp3> two lefts
[21:13] <tp3> then a right
[21:13] <tp3> then the next left...
[21:13] <tp3> and we're there!
[21:13] <tp3> ...
[21:13] * tp3 realises where we are
[21:14] == Nickname is already in use: O_O
[21:14] <tp3> Venator...
[21:14] <tp3> are... are you OK?
[21:14] <Venator> yes
[21:14] <tp3> you look in a real bad state
[21:14] <Venator> I just smoked some of the funny rocks cowie gave me
[21:15] <tp3> yeah...
[21:15] <tp3> probably some sort of cake
[21:15] <tp3> do you know where we are?
[21:15] <Venator> There was "m3th" written on the baggie
[21:15] <Venator> lol why are u a unicorn?
[21:16] <tp3> neigh!
[21:16] <tp3> *phrt*
[21:16] <tp3> snort
[21:16] <z3k4> lel
[21:16] <tp3> eehhhhhrh
[21:16] <tp3> meeeeeeh
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[21:16] <tp3> neeeeigh!
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[21:16] <z3k4> k u can stop now
[21:16] <z3k4> or i'll ride you to a sunset
[21:17] <tp3> z3k4? when did you arrive?
[21:17] <tp3> Venator!
[21:17] <Venator> k nuff of that
[21:17] <Venator> imma go to bed now
[21:17] <Venator> good night <3
[21:17] <tp3> you can stop gazing at the cieling