LEWD

[00:44:49] <@zoofman> "What were you even up to when the storm hit, son?"
[00:46:46] <Saryx> Aaaand now we're at the part where Saryx knows what's up but doesn't want to say something. "Well, umm . . . Errr . . ." He twiddles his fingers about nervously, loosing a half-assed chuckle. "Is there . . . Any chance you .  . . Remember the name of that girl . . . You know, the one that, heheh..." Oh God, he looks like he's ready to spring into the fallout shelter. "Smelled like ... Cinnamon?"
[00:47:08] <Saryx> He's kinda half cowering in mortal terror at the screen right now. If Dad picks up the pieces of this, oh God.
[00:47:31] <Saryx> -picks up +puts together
[00:48:51] <@zoofman> They seem confused. Grandpa speaks up. "Helga da baker? She kicked da bucket last spring. Oh, poor Helga, I remember when she and I were in da university dagedda..."
[00:49:38] <@zoofman> He starts to ramble on, there's a bit of staring. Dad moves the webcam in his direction. "Son, last I saw you was at dinner. Think that's the same for all of us. Okay, where were you when the aurora appeared?"
[00:52:11] <Saryx> "... An aurora?" He pops an eye open, quizzically, once he realizes he's not dead or getting his head screamed off at. "Well, ummm . . . Here's the thing, Dad. Me and that girl . . . At least, I hope it was a girl." He starts retreating back into defensive position.
[00:52:35] <@zoofman> "Uh huh?" nodding
[00:53:13] <Saryx> "... We were looking for some place to go together. ... Alone..." ... Oh God, Eiric's still staring, isn't he?
[00:54:02] <@zoofman> :|
[00:54:11] <Saryx> And at this point, he's probably, like . . . Eleven or something.
[00:54:20] <@zoofman> "Uh huh?" both Mr. Jenks and Dad. Sip on coolaid.
[00:56:09] <Saryx> Saryx slowly sinks offscreen downwards as the next lines come out. "To . . . You know . . ." His voice goes fainter and fainter, to the point of near inaudibility. "You know . . ."
[00:56:24] <Saryx> ... Pretend that was in italics.
[00:56:29] <Saryx> The second 'you know.'
[00:56:40] <@zoofman> "UH HUH?" both in unisen again. Sip.
[01:03:09] <Saryx> Damnit, they're not letting him get out of this one easy, are they? The guilt causes Saryx to break, and in an almost dramatic showing he bursts out of turtle mode, arms a'flailing and a look of exasperation on his face, shouting it loud enough that it probably goes out into the hallway, even IF the door was open. "WE WERE MAKING OUT ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS GONNA TEAR HER CLOTHES OFF, PRESS HER BARE ASS INTO THE SNOW, POUND HER INTO THE DIRT, AND BURY HER ALIVE WITH MY OWN SPECIAL BLIZZARD, OKAY DAD? I WAS DRUNK AND I WANTED TO FUCK HER. DOES THAT ANSWER EVERYTHING, DAD?!?" He has to stop and take in a huge breath after that one, his face flushed red. ... And then he looks around the room he's in.
[01:03:31] <Saryx> Poor. Fucking. Kids. And then back to the monitor. Poor. Fucking. Eiric!
[01:04:49] <@zoofman> The kids 'yaaaay' in the background, completely distracted by moe moe rangers.
[01:05:01] <@zoofman> There's an awkward silence. Eiric :O's then walks away.
[01:05:11] <Saryx> The look of horror upon Saryx's face upon realizing what he said, where, and in front of whom... You'd think he'd seen death incarnate.
[01:05:20] <@zoofman> Grandpa looks like he doesn't get it.
[01:05:30] <@zoofman> Mr. Jenks just goes. "What, that it?"
[01:05:45] <@zoofman> Dad is quiet for a bit, looks sternly and nods. "I see, son."
[01:06:00] <Saryx> The big bad Giratina himself. He just watches with the expression glued to his face as Eiric walks off camera.
[01:06:25] <@zoofman> "I'm relieved. Your mother and I thought you might be homosexual and having issues finding a way to express it to us out of fear of rejection. But I guess that's not important now."
[01:06:40] <@zoofman> He gives you that really obnoxious thumbs up you're used to. "GOOD GOING? SO, DID YOU?"
[01:07:45] <Saryx> If this were some shitty anime, Saryx's jaw would probably unhinge, swing back and forth like a pendulum for a bit, then drop to the floor, shattering like broken glass into dozens of pieces.
[01:08:11] <@zoofman> "Er, well, uhm." Dad straightens out. "I guess you were 'preoccupied' then."