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- Some shorts I wrote with Nebulus when we were messing around with the idea of Pizza Anon delivering to hungry milfs.
- Enjoy!
- >"Sonny, I'll have you know, I had the finest legs in' all er' Equestria!"
- "Yes, I'm sure you did."
- >Granny Smith leans on the door frame of the Apple's farmhouse, stretching out her old, wrinkled legs.
- >"Ay' still got 'em, too!"
- >Yeah, sure you do.
- "This isn't really appropriate. Please, I just need the eight bits for the pizza."
- >Granny's eyes almost pop out of her head, as her surprise is only matched by your uncaring glare.
- >"Eight bits! Sonny, in my day, we'd get eight of those for just one bit!"
- "Are you saying you don't have eight bits, ma'am?"
- >"I've got a bit. Take it er' leave it!"
- "I'm sorry, ma'am, I need eight bits for this."
- >She gets down from the door frame, as she puts her hoof to her chin.
- >"I think I've got just about enough in my coin purse. Wait right here!"
- >And off she goes.
- >Maybe pizza delivery isn't your thing.
- >You consider switching careers to something a little more appropriate.
- >Whoring yourself out doesn't sound like a bad idea.
- >At least you get paid to fuck all these pent-up ponies.
- >Eventually, you could see her go back down the steps.
- >What the fuck was she wearing?
- >Was she... in a fucking bikini?
- >She stands in your line of sight, as she turns around to shake her wrinkly booty at you.
- >Did you just go blind?
- >Because you probably would have.
- >"Ai've got sumthin' better than nasty ol' bits, tiger!"
- "T-that's ok, pizza's free."
- >You throw the pizza at her, and turn around and attempt to dash off.
- >That is, until you crash into Big Mac on your first step.
- "You're not going to let me leave, are you?"
- >"Nope."
- >You should seriously consider investing in a chastity belt.
- ------
- >"Go away! I'm busy here!"
- "It's the pizza you ordered."
- >"Alright, in a minute."
- >The door opens to reveal Cranky Doodle Donkey, wearing his signature yellow wig.
- >That thing always looks really weird on him.
- "That'll be ten bits."
- >"Does it look like I have pockets, wiseguy?"
- >What a dick.
- >Eh, at least he's honest.
- >"Come inside and wait in the living room. I'll grab your damn change."
- >You step into his home, as you take a seat on a plastic-covered sofa.
- >Why the fuck do people even use this shit on sofas?
- >It's so uncomfortable.
- >From your position, you could see his wife in bed, waiting for something.
- >Hopefully not what you've gotten the last seven times.
- >Cranky comes back, with a paltry amount of bits in his mouth.
- >He spits them out at you, and looks up.
- >"I know it's not enough. Hear me out here."
- >Oh, great, here we go.
- >"Look, I don't have what you need. But I have something you might like?"
- "If you're asking for what I think you are, I'm not providing extra sausage for your wife."
- >"How did you know I was going to say that?"
- "I had a feeling."
- >"I've got nothing for you, then. Keep the pizza."
- "Ok; see ya guys."
- >Looks like you're home safe.
- >Hopefully, those damn goats haven't followed you here.
- >You grab your pizza and open the exit door, only to be met by Pinkie Pie herself.
- >"Hey, Anon! How's pizza work going?"
- "Not very good. They couldn't pay me."
- >"Didn't they offer you some ass?"
- "How do you know that?"
- >Pinkie giggles a very interesting smile, as she pushes you back inside.
- >"I come here every Wednesday for a nice threesome. Of course, we've always wanted a fourth."
- "I can't do that, Pinkie."
- >"I didn't ask, Anon."
- >Wait, what?
- >Pinkie closes the door, locking it behind her, before she gives one last shout to the donkey couple.
- >"I hope you guys like sausage!"
- ------
- >How the hell could a house be slanted?
- >Better not to question Equestria's physics at a time like this.
- >You got a pizza to deliver.
- >You knock on the door, steeling your mind for the inevitable
- >"I'll be right down, sir!~"
- >Soon enough, the door opens, revealing a familiar grey mare.
- >At least this one's too clumsy to try anything.
- >"How much is the pizza, sir?"
- "That'll be six bits."
- >For once, this mare came prepared.
- >She counted out a couple of bits in her hoof.
- >You swear you see eight bits in her hoof as she hands you the money.
- >"A tip for being such a nice person, Anon!"
- >Aww, how adorable!
- >Your hands extend themselves, as they begin to hand the pizza over to Derpy.
- >She takes the pizza kindly, and turns around to walk back inside.
- >Of course, true to her namesake, she trips herself on her own feet.
- >Her fall is strange enough that it somehow sends the pizza rocketing towards you.
- "Oh shi-"
- >HEADSHOT.
- >Your forehead now has a pizza-box shaped mark,
- >"O-oh, I'm sorry! Let me help you!"
- >She hurries back to you, only to trip on her feet again.
- >Her hooves stretch themselves out, attempting to grip themselves on anything to stop her fall.
- >Of course, she ends up gripping your very loose shorts.
- >With no underwear underneath.
- >That damn zebra probably took them before you woke up.
- >"I'm s-so sorry!"
- >She attempts to grip your pants to pull them back up, but ends up falling backwards.
- >Pulling you down with her.
- >As soon as she hits the ground she instinctively speads her legs to lower to try and stop herself.
- >Of course, that only means that your member is just at the right position for...
- >Accidental fucking.
- >"Oo-o-oh!~ I'm sorry, Anon! Let me get off you."
- >She tries to pull herself off your cock, but only succeeds in repeatedly falling on it again and again.
- "Stop, Derpy. Let me do this."
- >She stops moving for a second, allowing you to take your cock out of her.
- >"I-I just don't know what went wrong, Anon."
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