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Metagame analyses by Smogon Prof. juleocesar

Aug 1st, 2017
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  1. [21:29:15] juleocesar: Azure Super Staff Bros. is literally the worst metagame I have ever played.
  2. [21:29:23] @King Sin of Sloth: 1v1 edition
  3. [21:29:24] @King Sin of Sloth: is awful
  4. [21:30:24] juleocesar: The reasons that support my claim are the presence of cancerous, highly-autistic and retarded users being represented as Pokemon as an exclusive way to feed them with attention they do not deserve.
  5. [21:30:56] juleocesar: Of course this does not apply to all staff in the metagame, but to a small minority, who shouldn't be supported or represented in such manner.
  6. [21:30:58] @King Sin of Sloth: lol?
  7. [21:31:44] juleocesar: Finally, I am not going to be specific with the cancerous users present in the metagame as a way to avoid a possible misunderstanding with said players. Who knows whether they are reading my statements.
  8. [21:32:48] %Shoto T.: juleo, Ehsanul is open to PMs if people are not satisfied with ASSB CC1v1 you know
  9. [21:33:31] juleocesar: For example, Plushle's team is a good example of players that should not have been represented, especially the one he has chosen.
  10. [21:33:41] juleocesar: Particularly THE SINGLE ONE he chose
  11. [21:33:52] @King Sin of Sloth: Oh fendy bender
  12. [21:33:59] %Shoto T.: No, he's referring to A1-Char lol
  13. [21:34:04] @King Sin of Sloth: oh feelsbd
  14. [21:34:07] juleocesar: No, I am referring about iExca
  15. [21:34:10] %Shoto T.: oh
  16. [21:34:32] @King Sin of Sloth: If I had a assb mon, it would be support slurpluff
  17. [21:34:32] juleocesar: There are others too, but I am not going into further details.
  18. [21:34:35] @King Sin of Sloth: imo
  19. [21:34:45] juleocesar: For example, quageire's team also has one of these highly-autistic users.
  20. [21:34:51] LinkCode: thank god, this chat was getting autistic enough
  21. [21:34:57] LinkCode: oh never mind, he continued
  22. [21:34:59] @King Sin of Sloth: well
  23. [21:35:00] @King Sin of Sloth: not really
  24. [21:35:00] juleocesar: quageire previous game
  25. [21:35:05] quageire: what
  26. [21:35:06] @King Sin of Sloth: oh
  27. [21:35:14] @King Sin of Sloth: oh
  28. [21:35:16] @King Sin of Sloth: yeah
  29. [21:35:16] juleocesar: wait, quageire opponent actually has more than one in his current mtach
  30. juleocesar left
  31. [21:35:22] @King Sin of Sloth: he did have
  32. [21:35:27] @King Sin of Sloth: he had viktria
  33. [21:35:29] @King Sin of Sloth: zicarus
  34. [21:35:33] @King Sin of Sloth: and silvee
  35. juleocesar joined
  36. [21:36:50] juleocesar: King Sin of Sloth, I am happy you agree with me on some players.
  37. [21:36:58] juleocesar: There are one of them just in the list you provided.
  38. [21:37:03] juleocesar: is*
  39. [21:37:24] @King Sin of Sloth: well ofc, those mons are literally 1v1 mons
  40. [21:37:28] juleocesar: My overall conclusion is that people should avoid playing this metagame as soon as possible
  41. [21:37:35] juleocesar: For their own good
  42. [21:37:42] juleocesar: or else mental diseases might follow
  43. [21:37:57] LinkCode: this was a nicely written thesis paper
  44. [21:38:00] juleocesar: particularly for interacting with Pokemon representing autistic people
  45. [21:38:20] Nyan Luke: how about you knid your own business and not tell people what they can and can't do
  46. [21:38:27] LinkCode: hey hey hey
  47. [21:38:30] LinkCode: watch your mouth
  48. [21:38:37] LinkCode: he's a professor at smogon university
  49. [21:38:55] Nyan Luke: i dont give a damn who he is
  50. [21:39:54] juleocesar: Nyan Luke, I am taking care of my own business. Instead, I really recommend you refraining from shitposting without no prior justification.
  51. [21:40:21] @King Sin of Sloth: well he is minding his buesiness
  52. [21:40:24] LinkCode: top tier projection skills too
  53. [21:40:27] @King Sin of Sloth: anyways
  54. @King Sin of Sloth left
  55. [21:40:42] Nyan Luke: i'm just saying you can't force people to do want you want them to do
  56. [21:40:44] juleocesar: Again, this is not an order, but an in-depth analysis of why people should not play the metagame.
  57. [21:40:53] juleocesar: The decision is ultimately yours, but be aware of the consequences.
  58. [21:41:21] juleocesar: There was a clear misunderstand of what I said. Please read.
  59. [21:41:30] Nyan Luke: there are none know kindly stop talking about this
  60. [21:41:56] LinkCode: sssh let the tryhard do his thing
  61. [21:42:25] juleocesar: Yes, there are. I will briefly reiteirate that mental diseases can likely come to the players of the metagame, particularly because of the interaction of cancerous people benig represented as Pokemon they shouldn't.
  62. [21:43:01] LinkCode: how many layers of irony are you on
  63. [21:43:03] juleocesar: It is really up to you if you are going to disagree or not, but attacking me directly without any objective argument is something that I cannot tolerate.
  64. [21:43:05] %Shoto T.: Arcoxia had autism though
  65. [21:43:09] %Shoto T.: has*
  66. [21:43:32] LinkCode: WAIT
  67. [21:43:35] LinkCode: WARLIC IS THAT YOU?
  68. [21:43:40] %Shoto T.: LOL
  69. [21:44:04] juleocesar: LinkCode: he's a professor at smogon university
  70. [21:44:05] juleocesar: LOL
  71. [21:44:15] %Shoto T.: Professor Juleo
  72. [21:44:17] %Shoto T.: My god
  73. [21:44:33] juleocesar: tl;dr: Don't play ASSB
  74. [21:44:41] %Shoto T.: Do you teach Mental Disorders for Post-teens with Azure Server itis
  75. [21:45:15] juleocesar: Unfortunately, most mental disorders are hard to take care of, especially the azurean ones.
  76. [21:45:25] juleocesar: I have heard some of them are even uncurable!
  77. [21:46:46] juleocesar: In fact, I just realized assb has ''ass'' in it
  78. [21:46:50] juleocesar: one more reason not to play it!
  79.  
  80. [Gen 7] Monotype Challenge Cup 1v1 Single Elimination Tournament created.
  81.  
  82. [21:54:15] juleocesar: Alright, much better.
  83. [21:54:39] juleocesar: Hopefully never to see ASSB hosted on this room except for when some cancerous auth take place in this room.
  84. [21:54:59] juleocesar: Let's have fun!
  85. [21:55:35] juleocesar: For more in-depth analysis about metagames, you are free to contact myself (juleocesar)!
  86. [21:56:30] juleocesar: About Monotype Challenge Cup 1v1: This is an interesting metagame because the Pokemon are random, yet they are still to be chosen within a specific type by the player. There is still the random-sort factor but at least makes it more enjoyable.
  87. [21:56:51] juleocesar: Especially because the Monotype factor can influence what you are going to pick on team preview
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