Insert Jojo meme about expecting one result, only to gain another in a hammy voice, as so to derive hilarity from such, since another smut book about inanimate objects being fucked are not all that funny to begin with, run on sentences suck, big mcthankies from mcspankies.
I've lost all control in my life
Crisis aside, our next peek into the wild wild world of Space Station 13 features Cazz, liberated from the shackles that was a fellow catbeast's tight asshole (As seen in Cazz 2: Skylar 2). Deciding he would take a much later shift in order to avoid such issues once more, he quickly found himself overworked. While the AI remained unactiviated, he was but the only security officer present. And as such, the few crew aboard the station were taking quite the advantage from this.
Deciding he would leave them to slipping themselves, he limped over to the Brig, having slipped a dozen times on his way over. Finding the place particularly empty, he realized what this meant he could do. Limping less and less from joy, he quickly strolled over to the permabrig section of the area. Looking through one of the door entrances, he saw his target. The one thing in his life he could always find hope and lust in.
He found his Phyllida body pillow, laying on the soft bed within the cell.
Taking a sigh of relief, he opened the door, and quickly jumped onto the bed. Taking his one love into his embrace, he brought "her" close, taking in her whole "form". "Oh, don't worry, honey" Cazz cooed, whispering into her ear. "I'm still okay, despite all of those bad people~" He whispered, bringing his head for a kiss. Feeling the linen on his lips, he kept himself there for a few seconds, not a drip of shame dawning on him.
"What's that?" He asked, suddenly bringing his head back. Silently, he stared at the body pillow, with it staring back blankly. "You wanna- well, if y-you feel the same..." he spoke softly, a blush visibly forming on his face. Then, without hesistation, he brough himself fast and hard onto the body pillow, kissing "her" passionately. All the while, he began undoing his pant buttons, quickly stripping away his lower pieces of clothing.
"Ohh, you wanna keep it to the minimal, huh?" He giggled, pulling himself away from "her" face slightly. He was, of course, referring to her clothed chest, completely unable to be stripped. "Well, that's fine, honey. All I care about is it~" he purred, suddenly rubbing his erect cock over her "clit". This, of course, being a haphazardly cut hole in the exposed lower-section of the body pillow.
After "teasing" for several seconds, he couldn't stand to wait any longer. Wanting to feel "her" warm insides, he shoved himself forward, quickly moving straight into rough fucking. "Yeah, I bet you like that, you bitch." He hissed, bringing his cock back and forth, pulling out cotton with each thrust. How he found this enjoyable is beyond me.
Realizing "she" was silent, he suddenly slowed down, a genuine sad look coming over his face. "Oh, come on, honey. You know I didn't mean it." He cooed, bringing his face closer to "her's" once more. Waiting for another few seconds, a look of comfort came over his face. "Okay, I'm sorry. Here, let me make it up to you~" Slowly bringing his head forward, he connected his lips to "hers", and resumed his fucking, taking it noticably slower.
He continued to pull his cock in and out of her "pussy", slowly moaning and moaning more and more as he went. At this point, it's genuinely creepy. At least, if it wasn't already creepy before, which it was. However, Cazz wasn't done, but felt himself being close to being done.
"H-honey, I'm-m abbout to-" he stuttered, suddenly stopping as if interrupted. Continuing to pump himself in and out of "her", he finally spoke up. "O-ok, honey. If you insist." He said, a smile growing on his face. Grabbing onto her thights, he sped up even faster, feeling his cock become more and more overflowed with his catboy cum.
Unable to hold it back any longer, he let out a massive moan, and brought himself as deep into the body pillow as he could go. Slowly, the sheet of the body pillow pillow turned dark within it's middle, being soaked with the large doses of catboy seed. Continuing to pump load after load into the pillow, Cazz continued to sway himself left and right, continuing to moan under his breath with each orgasm.
Finally, however, the pillow took it all. And with drained balls and a full heart, Cazz fell forward, cuddling the now cum-soaked body pillow.
"I love you, Phy-Pillow~" He mewed, bringing "her" in for another passionate kiss.
All the while, several assistants, hiding just out view, are watching the entire thing. "I'm sure "she" loves you too, Cazz." They snickered, taking pictures of the entire thing.
The End.