Everything we know about sideball:

* Basics
** Sideball is a game played between two teams of 12-18 players each, up to 6 of whom may be nonhuman
** Raccoons are specifically banned

* Teams
** Nsburg literal tigers
** Chuffield Topes
** Lesser Miami Buccaneers
** Heathston Mole Rats
** Jewelsburg Minors

* Positions
** Nine-man or Pareisan-style defense
** There's a punter
** There's a second-turnstile and a first-turnstile
*** Second is key to Nsburg's strategy - They have a replica of one player for the other.

* Strategy
** Triple-hammy technique contrasted with working the North Wall

* The field
** There is a north wall.
** It's probably big enough for there to be a punter.

* There is a ball called the sideball.
** It hurts to get hit in the face with it, which usually happens
** Keeping your balls in the air is good?

* There is at least one breakout, the first breakout probably begins the game

* Season
** "Sideball Grinder" is the name of the whole season
** There is a grinder in July
** There are empty summer months