Harold-Cyrus Halloween Scramble

Harold and Cyrus Halloween Scramble DLC

NOTE: Harold is an unlucky bastard. He should probably go back to being Mr. Incredible.

Part 1:

Harold:
Ha ha!
Looks like it's bad luck for you, Faceless!
Normally, you would be allowed to do as you wanted
But now that Harold has come here to the rescue...
You shall all receive your punishment!

Cyrus:
Harold...
I don't want to interrupt you during the middle of your heroic speech but...

Harold:
Oh, don't worry about it, Cyrus.
What is it?

Cyrus:
Well, your feet...
You're stepping in dog poop.

Harold:
Ah?!
Dammit!
Curse you, Faceless!
Such a low-handed method
Just to demean a hero of his pride and dignity!

Cyrus:
Uh, no, I think that the dog poop was just there

Harold:
If they planted this with the intention of hurting me
It only on had the opposite effect!
Because this poop...
Has done nothing but enflame the heart of a hero!
So have at it!
! ! (He falls into a pit)

Harold:
Hmm? What is this? What hit me?
My eyes have suddenly lost their sight!
By chance, is this the magic of the Faceless?

Cyrus:
No Harold...
The reason it's so dark
Is because you fell into a pit...

Harold:
........
Ha ha! So that's all it was!
I was wondering why it turned dark so suddenly!

Cyrus:
Just wait a second. I'll help you out

Harold:
Much obliged!
This is quite a deep pit!
Well, at least it's good that I fell into it and not someone else
At least I did something good!
Many thanks, Cyrus!
I must have luck on my side if you're here to help!

Cyrus:
Ah, thank you.


Part 2:

Harold:
Cyrus, what's wrong?!

Cyrus:
Ugh, my stomach suddenly started hurting
Ugh...it must have been that fish I ate a while ago

Harold:
Ha ha, you are in luck my friend!
Take this medicine!
I also tend to be struck with random bouts of stomach pain!
So, I always carry around medicine!

Cyrus:
No...it's fine
I don't like taking medicine...

Harold:
Is that so?
Are you sure you don't want to?
Because I feel that your stomach pain is about to turn into....a nuclear explosion
However, don't worry!
I shall drink this medicine immediately to show you that it works!
.......
This truly does work quickly!
How great the Nohrian pharmacy is!

Cyrus:
That is some amazing medicine...

Harold:
Yes indeed! That pharmacy is quite the place!
Look at the wrapping that they put the medicine into!
It's quite stylish, fitting for a hero!
Such a nice pattern!

Cyrus:
No, is this....
I think this says that its a laxative...

Harold:
W-what?!
Oh dear, you are correct
It is written here that it is a laxative
Ha ha....
B-but don't worry about me!
A person like me who has a strong body
Cannot lose to a mere laxative!
Ugh...I think it's starting to kick in
Ah, here is the medicine for the stomach pain

Cyrus:
Damn...my stomach is feeling worse

Harold:
Cyrus, please take this and eat it
It's the last tablet I have so take it.

Cyrus:
Harold, what about you?
You should cure the laxative that you just took!

Harold:
No, I do not need it
I also want to become a hero to all those in need
And I take joy in seeing the happiness in the faces of others!
I shall not let this laxative win!
Because I have the fighting spirit of a hero!

Cyrus:
Thank you, Harold....
You are indeed a heroic soul
.....
Harold....
Whenever you are in need of assistance
Where no one else is willing to help you
I will be the first to come to your aid
You have come a hero that is worth looking up to
I wish to honor you as a hero
And to see absolutely no harm come to you
Because Harold is my savior!

Harold:
Cyrus...
I am moved by your passion!
It almost moves my heart as much as these laxatives!

Cyrus:
Ever since I took that medicine, I feel much better
Well, let's head back into battle!

Harold:
Ah!
This time, I shall not fall victim to my own bowels!
Ugh....my stomach....
No no! Be strong, Harold! It's just bad gas!
Here I come, Faceless!