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- 1:59 PM - syath: also
- 1:59 PM - radeon: what's up?
- 2:01 PM - syath: HOLY FUCK A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM
- 2:01 PM - radeon: LOL
- 2:01 PM - syath: One sec this is scaryt
- 2:01 PM - syath: I ran downstairs
- 2:01 PM - radeon: I'M DYING RN
- 2:01 PM - syath: I'm on my phone fuck wtf do I do
- 2:02 PM - syath: WHAT DO I DO
- 2:02 PM - syath: I HAVE HW TO FINISH
- 2:02 PM - radeon: go up to your room
- 2:02 PM - radeon: turn the lights off if any are on
- 2:03 PM - radeon: if your room has multiple windows, only leave one open
- 2:03 PM - radeon: leave that one open as wide as possible
- 2:03 PM - radeon: then you must wait
- 2:03 PM - syath: RADEON THERE ARE NO WINDOWS
- 2:03 PM - radeon: LOL
- 2:03 PM - radeon: OH NO
- 2:03 PM - syath: It flew in from the basement
- 2:03 PM - syath: Up 2 stories
- 2:03 PM - syath: Into my room
- 2:04 PM - syath: THERE ARE TWO BIRDS HLYFUCK
- 2:04 PM - syath: I CAN'T DO THIS IT ATTACKED ME
- 2:04 PM - syath: I'M SCARED AS FUCK DUDE
- 2:04 PM - radeon: IDK MAN
- 2:05 PM - radeon: WIKIHOW TO SAVE THE DAY
- 2:05 PM - radeon: http://www.wikihow.com/Chase-a-Bird-out-of-an-Enclosed-Porch-or-a-House
- 2:06 PM - syath: THE NIGGER FUCKING PECKED ME IN THE EYE
- 2:07 PM - syath: THIS FAGGOT I'M KILLING THIS PIECE OF SHIT
- 2:07 PM - radeon: BROOM THAT BITCH
- 2:07 PM - radeon: oh
- 2:08 PM - radeon: cereal suggested having the birds follow you outside
- 2:08 PM - syath: IT JUST ATTACKS ME
- 2:09 PM - syath: I can hear this thing chirping
- 2:09 PM - syath: I'm so afraid of this thing
- 2:09 PM - syath: Cuz I don't want to kill it
- 2:09 PM - syath: But I'm gonna have to
- 2:10 PM - syath: It fucking hurts
- 2:10 PM - syath: I have homework
- 2:10 PM - radeon: do you have a broom?
- 2:10 PM - syath: GOD DUDE PLEASE
- 2:10 PM - radeon: i'm serious
- 2:10 PM - syath: I DONT
- 2:10 PM - radeon: RIP
- 2:11 PM - radeon: oh god i've never seen anybody so fucked by a bird in my life
- 2:11 PM - radeon: idk what to do
- 2:11 PM - syath: I TRIED TO MOVE IT AWAY IT MY BODY
- 2:12 PM - syath: I'M BEING FUCKING RAPED DUDE
- 2:12 PM - syath: IT CUT MY ARM UP
- 2:12 PM - syath: I'm serious dude I'm so mad if I wasn't su ch a faggot twink I'd rip it apart with my hands
- 2:25 PM - syath has changed their name to I fragged a bird.
- 2:28 PM - I fragged a bird: Do I have to scrim today
- 2:29 PM - I fragged a bird: There is dead bird corpse and blood in my room
- 2:29 PM - I fragged a bird: I don't want to be in there anymore
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