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  1. 1:59 PM - syath: also
  2. 1:59 PM - radeon: what's up?
  3. 2:01 PM - syath: HOLY FUCK A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM
  4. 2:01 PM - radeon: LOL
  5. 2:01 PM - syath: One sec this is scaryt
  6. 2:01 PM - syath: I ran downstairs
  7. 2:01 PM - radeon: I'M DYING RN
  8. 2:01 PM - syath: I'm on my phone fuck wtf do I do
  9. 2:02 PM - syath: WHAT DO I DO
  10. 2:02 PM - syath: I HAVE HW TO FINISH
  11. 2:02 PM - radeon: go up to your room
  12. 2:02 PM - radeon: turn the lights off if any are on
  13. 2:03 PM - radeon: if your room has multiple windows, only leave one open
  14. 2:03 PM - radeon: leave that one open as wide as possible
  15. 2:03 PM - radeon: then you must wait
  16. 2:03 PM - syath: RADEON THERE ARE NO WINDOWS
  17. 2:03 PM - radeon: LOL
  18. 2:03 PM - radeon: OH NO
  19. 2:03 PM - syath: It flew in from the basement
  20. 2:03 PM - syath: Up 2 stories
  21. 2:03 PM - syath: Into my room
  22. 2:04 PM - syath: THERE ARE TWO BIRDS HLYFUCK
  23. 2:04 PM - syath: I CAN'T DO THIS IT ATTACKED ME
  24. 2:04 PM - syath: I'M SCARED AS FUCK DUDE
  25. 2:04 PM - radeon: IDK MAN
  26. 2:05 PM - radeon: WIKIHOW TO SAVE THE DAY
  27. 2:05 PM - radeon: http://www.wikihow.com/Chase-a-Bird-out-of-an-Enclosed-Porch-or-a-House
  28. 2:06 PM - syath: THE NIGGER FUCKING PECKED ME IN THE EYE
  29. 2:07 PM - syath: THIS FAGGOT I'M KILLING THIS PIECE OF SHIT
  30. 2:07 PM - radeon: BROOM THAT BITCH
  31. 2:07 PM - radeon: oh
  32. 2:08 PM - radeon: cereal suggested having the birds follow you outside
  33. 2:08 PM - syath: IT JUST ATTACKS ME
  34. 2:09 PM - syath: I can hear this thing chirping
  35. 2:09 PM - syath: I'm so afraid of this thing
  36. 2:09 PM - syath: Cuz I don't want to kill it
  37. 2:09 PM - syath: But I'm gonna have to
  38. 2:10 PM - syath: It fucking hurts
  39. 2:10 PM - syath: I have homework
  40. 2:10 PM - radeon: do you have a broom?
  41. 2:10 PM - syath: GOD DUDE PLEASE
  42. 2:10 PM - radeon: i'm serious
  43. 2:10 PM - syath: I DONT
  44. 2:10 PM - radeon: RIP
  45. 2:11 PM - radeon: oh god i've never seen anybody so fucked by a bird in my life
  46. 2:11 PM - radeon: idk what to do
  47. 2:11 PM - syath: I TRIED TO MOVE IT AWAY IT MY BODY
  48. 2:12 PM - syath: I'M BEING FUCKING RAPED DUDE
  49. 2:12 PM - syath: IT CUT MY ARM UP
  50. 2:12 PM - syath: I'm serious dude I'm so mad if I wasn't su ch a faggot twink I'd rip it apart with my hands
  51. 2:25 PM - syath has changed their name to I fragged a bird.
  52. 2:28 PM - I fragged a bird: Do I have to scrim today
  53. 2:29 PM - I fragged a bird: There is dead bird corpse and blood in my room
  54. 2:29 PM - I fragged a bird: I don't want to be in there anymore
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