Lyra meets Byron

[19:44]  * snuffshotMartyr [SM] began pestering masterfulShooter [MS]
[19:44] <snuffshotMartyr> Hello?
[19:44] <masterfulShooter> ow fuck
[19:44] <masterfulShooter> uh
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> a new person what the fuck
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> uh
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> who are
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> you?
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> wait shit
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> are you a person?
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> i could
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> assume so
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> but
[19:45] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm Lyra
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> considering
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> this game
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> oh
[19:45] <snuffshotMartyr> And yes, I am in fact a person
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> i think
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> i know who you are?
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> maybe
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> im not sure
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> exactly
[19:45] <masterfulShooter> this is
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> this is byron
[19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> I've heard the name before
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> how about that i guess
[19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> But I don't know you, not really
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> same here?
[19:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Now listen close, Byron
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> huh?
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> that was
[19:46] <masterfulShooter> a tone shift
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> fuckin hell
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> what
[19:47] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm about to die.  If I'm not, then everyone else IS
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> oh
[19:47] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay?
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> well
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> its like
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> everyone i meet is dying
[19:47] <snuffshotMartyr> Welcome to Sabath
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> heh
[19:47] <snuffshotMartyr> Now then
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> you seem cool so far
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> well
[19:47] <masterfulShooter> i only have a couple people to
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> go off at this point
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> did you
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> have like
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> something important to say
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> or
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Sort of
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> oh
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> But not so much about Sabath
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> well
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> oh
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> For the rest of this conversation, that game does not exist.  Deal?
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> uh
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> sure
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> cool?
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Now then
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Hi
[19:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Where and when do you live?
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> hey
[19:48] <masterfulShooter> im from
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> actually
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> where
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> do i live
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> shit
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> how do i not
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> even
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> know that
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> god i was
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> sigh
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> uh
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> at least i know that
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> well shit uh
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> when are you from
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> because like
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> relative to
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> when your from
[19:49] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm from 2015
[19:49] <masterfulShooter> it would oh
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> well then
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> im from the future then
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> hoorah
[19:50] <snuffshotMartyr> Cool
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> and
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> us-east?
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> atleast
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> i dont
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> get out much
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> or at all
[19:50] <masterfulShooter> really
[19:50] <snuffshotMartyr> Heh, fair enough
[19:50] <snuffshotMartyr> I can't give much specifics about my location either
[19:51] <snuffshotMartyr> I usually move around the country with my Dad - his job means he needs to be all over the place
[19:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Geo-whatever.  Something about earthquakes or tectonic plates, I think
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> huh
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> wow
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> that seems
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> better than what my dad does?
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> he doesnt
[19:51] <snuffshotMartyr> What's your dad do?
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> do anything
[19:51] <masterfulShooter> anymore
[19:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh
[19:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Anymore?
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> he was in the e-wars
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> wait
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> that didnt
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> happen yet
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> did it
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> oh
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> damn son
[19:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Alex has already told me a bit about those
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> that was some shit
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> he got like
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> ptsd
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> so
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> he just
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> sits around all day
[19:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Mm
[19:52] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm sorry
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> jumping at loud noises and stuff
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> he got a fuckton of money though
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> i used to really look up to him i guess
[19:52] <masterfulShooter> but
[19:53] <masterfulShooter> well
[19:53] <masterfulShooter> nah
[19:53] <masterfulShooter> its not really important
[19:53] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[19:53] <masterfulShooter> i guess i kept his legacy alive or something?
[19:53] <snuffshotMartyr> That's good
[19:53] <snuffshotMartyr> It's important not to forget what people have done, even after they change
[19:54] <masterfulShooter> that was some deep shit lyra
[19:54] <masterfulShooter> you should get that framed
[19:54] <masterfulShooter> sadly im not
[19:54] <masterfulShooter> the most
[19:54] <masterfulShooter> poetic
[19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Well
[19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> What are you good at, then?
[19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Gotta be something
[19:55] <masterfulShooter> uh i'm pretty wicked at games of all kinds
[19:55] <masterfulShooter> and
[19:55] <masterfulShooter> like
[19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Like video games or computer games?
[19:55] <masterfulShooter> both
[19:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Or tabletop?
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> i never really
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> did
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> tabletop games
[19:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Fair enough
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> i dont even
[19:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Seems a lot of people don't even
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> i guess you have to have
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> real friends
[19:56] <masterfulShooter> or something like that
[19:57] <masterfulShooter> fuck im usually not a bummer like this
[19:57] <snuffshotMartyr> Nah, Internet strangers works fine for me
[19:57] <masterfulShooter> haha
[19:57] <snuffshotMartyr> If you like, I might be able to get you in on a game?
[19:57] <masterfulShooter> that would probably be framed under my picture
[19:58] <masterfulShooter> i dont have
[19:58] <masterfulShooter> any objections to that
[19:58] <snuffshotMartyr> Awesome
[19:58] <snuffshotMartyr> We play Thursday nights
[19:58] <masterfulShooter> sorry if its weird that like
[19:58] <masterfulShooter> what
[19:58] <masterfulShooter> day is it
[19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> ...
[19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Let's say it's Monday
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> okay then
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> that sounds good
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> sorry if i talk in
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> these
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> weird like
[19:59] <masterfulShooter> word segments
[19:59] <snuffshotMartyr> It's not a problem
[20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Everyone's got their little typing quirks, right?
[20:00] <masterfulShooter> i guess
[20:00] <masterfulShooter> god i feel like such a fuckin bore right now
[20:00] <masterfulShooter> usually im out giving pep talks to the people
[20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh really?
[20:00] <snuffshotMartyr> How's that work?
[20:00] <masterfulShooter> who are all down and shit
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> i mena
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> mean
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> usually okay
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> so
[20:01] <masterfulShooter> what do you do for fun
[20:02] <snuffshotMartyr> I play tabletop games
[20:02] <snuffshotMartyr> And read, and listen to my iPod
[20:02] <snuffshotMartyr> And sometimes just surf the net to see what sort of stuff I can find
[20:03] <snuffshotMartyr> What about you?  There's got to be more than just "giving pep talks to the people"
[20:03] <masterfulShooter> I mean
[20:03] <masterfulShooter> i just
[20:03] <masterfulShooter> play video games, make money, eat, and...that was really it i guess
[20:03] <masterfulShooter> it was pretty sad if you look at it like that
[20:03] <snuffshotMartyr> You have a job?
[20:03] <masterfulShooter> haha no
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> god no
[20:04] <snuffshotMartyr> So... making money?
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> make money by playing games
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> its not
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> really worth anything
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> i guess its just
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> a source of validation?
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> god im getting fuckin deep now
[20:04] <snuffshotMartyr> So you're one of those competitive players?
[20:04] <masterfulShooter> yeah, i guess you could say that
[20:05] <snuffshotMartyr> Cool
[20:05] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't s'pose it'll be a game I might know?
[20:05] <snuffshotMartyr> Or games, I guess?
[20:05] <masterfulShooter> call of modern striketeam; counter warfare?
[20:05] <masterfulShooter> probably not
[20:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Heh
[20:06] <snuffshotMartyr> In my time, those are a bunch of separate games
[20:06] <masterfulShooter> what
[20:06] <masterfulShooter> that
[20:06] <masterfulShooter> why
[20:06] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean, they're all the same thing
[20:06] <masterfulShooter> well then
[20:06] <snuffshotMartyr> But separate
[20:06] <masterfulShooter> i mean now we just buy a title really
[20:07] <masterfulShooter> and then just buy dlc to fill it up
[20:07] <masterfulShooter> its an empty bag i guess
[20:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Haha
[20:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Seriously?
[20:07] <masterfulShooter> well yeah
[20:07] <masterfulShooter> what do you mean?
[20:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Well I mean, if you're talking megacorps, I guess it makes sense
[20:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Needing to pay twice for the game
[20:08] <snuffshotMartyr> It's this whole big issue here
[20:08] <snuffshotMartyr> *now, I guess
[20:08] <masterfulShooter> twice
[20:08] <masterfulShooter> what
[20:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Once for the game, once for the DLC
[20:09] <masterfulShooter> try paying for everything as dlc
[20:09] <masterfulShooter> its like
[20:09] <masterfulShooter> you gotta get good with a pistol so you can buy another weapon
[20:09] <masterfulShooter> but first you gotta buy hands so
[20:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Haha
[20:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Buy hands, eh?
[20:10] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:10] <masterfulShooter> you had to buy everything
[20:10] <snuffshotMartyr> So are all PCs just like empty voids in space until that point?
[20:10] <masterfulShooter> pretty much i guess
[20:10] <masterfulShooter> i mena
[20:10] <masterfulShooter> mean
[20:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Because it seems to me an empty void could sneak around enemies pretty easily, really
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> yeah but
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> you dont have
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> collision
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> so you kinda just
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> sink
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> and you dont have textures either so
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> you kinda just
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> stare
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> at
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> the screen
[20:11] <snuffshotMartyr> See
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> until you hopefully bump into some other guy who doesnt have anything
[20:11] <masterfulShooter> and then you flail about until one of you dies
[20:12] <masterfulShooter> and then you hope to fuck he drops enough for you to buy the player head texture
[20:12] <masterfulShooter> so you can at least see where the people are
[20:12] <snuffshotMartyr> Do you need to pay to collect item drops too?
[20:12] <masterfulShooter> how did you know?
[20:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Call it a lucky guess
[20:13] <snuffshotMartyr> :P
[20:13] <masterfulShooter> well past times were crazy as hell
[20:13] <masterfulShooter> what the hell are these fuckin
[20:13] <masterfulShooter> pills
[20:13] <masterfulShooter> like
[20:13] <masterfulShooter> why
[20:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Pills?
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> we dont have pills
[20:14] <snuffshotMartyr> You mean as in medicine?
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> yes
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> hell
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> i almost choked on a painkiller
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> why isnt it as easy as just
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> drinking it
[20:14] <masterfulShooter> like when im from
[20:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Well you're supposed to put them in a glass of water and just drink that
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> why did
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> what
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> okay i need to
[20:16] <snuffshotMartyr> It's not that hard
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> consult with tarane on why the hell she made me swallow it then
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> because
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> hmm
[20:16] <masterfulShooter> anyway
[20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Anyway
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> I think I'd better get this over with
[20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Thanks, Byron
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> haha sorry
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> are you like
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> leaving or
[20:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah
[20:17] <masterfulShooter> because that could mean
[20:18] <masterfulShooter> oh okay
[20:18] <snuffshotMartyr> I figure I've been putting it off long enough
[20:18] <masterfulShooter> im not sure
[20:18] <masterfulShooter> if i should be offended
[20:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Sorry
[20:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Didn't mean to offend
[20:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Just thought the conversation was done
[20:18] <masterfulShooter> nah its cool
[20:19] <masterfulShooter> ive probably been rambling too long anyway
[20:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Did you wanna keep talking?
[20:19] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:19] <masterfulShooter> not
[20:19] <masterfulShooter> you should probably go
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> god damn i sound like fucking nick at this point
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> what is my life coming to
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> sorry if
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> that actually
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> got written
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> it did
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> shit
[20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Not a problem
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> okay well
[20:20] <snuffshotMartyr> I've talked to Nick.  You still got nothing on him
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> i dont
[20:20] <masterfulShooter> oh thank fuck
[20:21] <snuffshotMartyr> :P
[20:21] <masterfulShooter> thanks for the vote of confidence
[20:21] <snuffshotMartyr> Any time
[20:22] <snuffshotMartyr> Well, I really think I should be going.  Faerzen's probably waiting
[20:22] <snuffshotMartyr> Byron?
[20:22] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:22] <snuffshotMartyr> Thanks.
[20:22] <masterfulShooter> for?
[20:22] <snuffshotMartyr> This.  Getting a chance to forget about everything, pretend for a couple minutes that everything's back to normal
[20:23] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:23] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:23] <masterfulShooter> anytime i guess
[20:23] <snuffshotMartyr> If I survive the next two hours, I may need to take you up on that offer
[20:23] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> thats some
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> ominous ass shit
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> why is everyone saying
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> spooky shit now
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> fuckin hell
[20:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Y'know Nick's evil death mask?
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> dont do anything fuckOH MY FUCK
[20:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Basically it's eating my soul
[20:24] <masterfulShooter> why doES THAT THING KEEP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP GOD DAMN IT
[20:24] <Tarane[K1K]> ((Out of curiosity is Byron having this conversation in my kitchen? XD))
[20:25] <snuffshotMartyr> It has that tendency, I've noticed
[20:25] <masterfulShooter> LITERALLY HALF THE FUCKED UP SHIT WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF HE WASNT SUCH AN IDIOT
[20:25] <masterfulShooter> ((i think so))
[20:25] <masterfulShooter> ((lol))
[20:25] <Tarane[K1K]> ((Tarane confusion and annoyance intensifies :P))
[20:25] <snuffshotMartyr> Well, time to show it where to shove its spectral wings
[20:26] <masterfulShooter> holy shit you are just a fuckin quote machine
[20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Um
[20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay
[20:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Thank you, I think
[20:26] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[20:27] <masterfulShooter> oh well
[20:27] <masterfulShooter> who knows
[20:27] <snuffshotMartyr> Guess so
[20:27] <snuffshotMartyr> If things don't work out, I'll do my best to kill you first
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> wait what
[20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> ... That came out wrong
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> nonononono thats all good im fine
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> im not sure if i want to die first i mean
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> well i mean its not like i have much to live for but
[20:28] <snuffshotMartyr> I meant it as in, the others will be jealous of how soon you get to die
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> its like
[20:28] <masterfulShooter> what why would they be jealous
[20:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Because I'll be torturing them
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> why would that be a thing that they are
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> wait what
[20:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Evil mask
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> okay okay okay lyra we need to back the fuck up because
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> i was all oh cool someone else to talk to occasionally
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> but then you come out with this
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> torture shit and kill me
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> and its like
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> if your gonna
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> torture people
[20:29] <masterfulShooter> i appreciate you killing me first
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> but how about you
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> not
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> do that
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> hows that sound
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:30] <snuffshotMartyr> That's the current plan, yes
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> and i dont mean
[20:30] <snuffshotMartyr> But like I said, when it fails...
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> to be offensive or anything
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> but like
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> if you know
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> that your gonna fuck shit up
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> why dont you like
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> you know
[20:30] <snuffshotMartyr> Jump off a cliff?
[20:30] <masterfulShooter> well no i mean something a little more permanent
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> like fly into the sun or something
[20:31] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno
[20:31] <snuffshotMartyr> We need the sun
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> true
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> but i mean we have like
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> 12 others so
[20:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait what
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> i tried to get nick to off himself but then
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> what  i mean the
[20:31] <masterfulShooter> the other planets
[20:32] <masterfulShooter> with
[20:32] <masterfulShooter> suns
[20:32] <snuffshotMartyr> I can't tell if you mean Sabath or Future
[20:32] <snuffshotMartyr> There's only one sun in 2015
[20:32] <masterfulShooter> in sabath
[20:32] <masterfulShooter> i doubt your gonna
[20:32] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh
[20:32] <masterfulShooter> crazy murder everybody in the past or the future
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Fingers crossed
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> sigh
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> if you
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> do go on
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> the crazy mask killing spree
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> like
[20:33] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> fukc
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> is there like a
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> quota
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> of people your not gonna torture
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> and instead like
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> kill
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> because
[20:34] <snuffshotMartyr> I really don't know
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> if your only not going ot
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> to murder me
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> i mean id rather you like
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> fuck this is going to sound
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> really weird without
[20:34] <masterfulShooter> context
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> and i hope shes actually like
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> asleep
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> but if your going to kill one person and
[20:35] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> torture everyone else
[20:35] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh right, you're with Tarane
[20:35] <Tarane[K1K]> (eavesdropping ;) ))
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> could you lik
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> e
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> you probably
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> get where im going with this
[20:35] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm going to TRY and kill as many people as possible
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> oh well that would
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> be preferable
[20:35] <masterfulShooter> to like
[20:35] <snuffshotMartyr> That's assuming the "off myself" and "plead insanity" plans don't work
[20:36] <masterfulShooter> killing one of us and not kill the other
[20:36] <masterfulShooter> wait
[20:36] <masterfulShooter> plead insanity
[20:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Long story
[20:36] <masterfulShooter> thats a plan
[20:36] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm basically arguing that my mind is too irrevocably damaged to be worth taking over, or something
[20:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Not that important
[20:37] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:37] <masterfulShooter> how did you
[20:37] <masterfulShooter> even get it on you
[20:37] <masterfulShooter> why did you put it on
[20:37] <snuffshotMartyr> I wanted to hurt one of the NPCs
[20:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Really badly
[20:38] <snuffshotMartyr> It's a long story
[20:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Just like I'm sure you and Tarane have a lot of stuff going on for you
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> what
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> the fuck
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> um
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> okay
[20:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Or the mysterious Juan
[20:38] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> who is
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> juan
[20:39] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> so you put on the spooky death fucker mask
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> to hurt an npc
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> that isnt
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> an actual
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> thing
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> thats alive
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> and
[20:39] <snuffshotMartyr> ... Yeah
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> whyyyy
[20:39] <masterfulShooter> why would you do that
[20:39] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm not too good at planning things out
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> i never have a plan and look where it got me
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> bad example but you know what i mean
[20:40] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't really know where it got you
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> it
[20:40] <snuffshotMartyr> I've got no idea what you and Tarane have been doing this whole week
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> didnt get me anywhere
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> i died
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> but
[20:40] <masterfulShooter> otherwise
[20:41] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:41] <masterfulShooter> shit
[20:41] <snuffshotMartyr> The rock bed, right?
[20:41] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:41] <masterfulShooter> that
[20:42] <snuffshotMartyr> Is it worth it?
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> it didnt really
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> hurt
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> so
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> i can fly now
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> which is
[20:42] <masterfulShooter> cool
[20:43] <masterfulShooter> i guess
[20:43] <snuffshotMartyr> Right
[20:43] <snuffshotMartyr> We've got to get the rest of the party a way to fly
[20:43] <snuffshotMartyr> Because I mean this is ridiculous
[20:44] <masterfulShooter> ive been carrying tarane the whole time
[20:44] <masterfulShooter> she doesnt like heights though so i guess thats not going to work much anymore
[20:44] <masterfulShooter> i dont really
[20:44] <masterfulShooter> know how shes going to fly
[20:44] <masterfulShooter> like that
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> but shes a trooper so shell probably figure out a way
[20:45] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm sure she'll manage
[20:45] <snuffshotMartyr> But that's not really what I meant
[20:45] <snuffshotMartyr> The beds
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> well
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:45] <snuffshotMartyr> Another NPC told me there are side effects
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> people gotta die on them so
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> really
[20:45] <masterfulShooter> i havent
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> really noticed any
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> i dont think
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> it has anything to do with it
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> i might
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> i teleported once?
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> and also this
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> little tiny light thing
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> showed me where to go
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> to get to where tarane was
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> so
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> thats a thingt
[20:46] <masterfulShooter> that happened
[20:47] <masterfulShooter> but i mean
[20:47] <snuffshotMartyr> Those sound more like benefits than debuffs
[20:47] <masterfulShooter> yeah so
[20:47] <masterfulShooter> it was pretty bitchin
[20:47] <snuffshotMartyr> I was told that you come back weaker, less of yourself
[20:47] <snuffshotMartyr> But he IS a liar
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> So thanks for the insight
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> was the the
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> the one you
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> No, different one
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> huh
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> You know about Derse?
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> oh
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> The queen
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> they kidnapped me once
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Me too
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> and told me to murder my friends
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> im pretty sure i have
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> a bounty on my head
[20:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Lovely
[20:48] <masterfulShooter> i havent slept since
[20:49] <snuffshotMartyr> I've just been sitting in a cage
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> im pretty acclimated to that but
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> im apparently
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> tied up
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> in a crumbling building
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> or
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> my dream self
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> so
[20:49] <masterfulShooter> im afraid that when i pass out im gonna get fucked up
[20:49] <snuffshotMartyr> I hear you
[20:49] <snuffshotMartyr> But also kind of excited because it means I get to take down the queen
[20:49] <snuffshotMartyr> And she REALLY deserves it
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> oh?
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> is this just
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> the murdercrow talking
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> or
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> like
[20:50] <snuffshotMartyr> This is me
[20:50] <masterfulShooter> is she actually fucked up
[20:51] <snuffshotMartyr> She cut off my arm and made me wear a collar
[20:51] <snuffshotMartyr> If I do start killing, she'll be last
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> thats
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> really
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> fucked up
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> holy shit
[20:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Good
[20:52] <snuffshotMartyr> She deserves it
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> how the fuck did that even happen
[20:52] <masterfulShooter> seriously holy shit
[20:53] <snuffshotMartyr> Can we maybe move on?
[20:53] <masterfulShooter> uh
[20:53] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[20:53] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[20:53] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[20:54] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[20:54] <masterfulShooter> not much is going to happen with me for a bit
[20:54] <masterfulShooter> just
[20:54] <masterfulShooter> going to like
[20:54] <masterfulShooter> nurse these wounds for a while
[20:54] <snuffshotMartyr> As one does
[20:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Still be here in two hours?
[20:55] <masterfulShooter> and...i dunno talk to some of the guys
[20:55] <masterfulShooter> chances are yeah
[20:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Then I guess I'll let you know how things go, one way or another
[20:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Again, thanks for the chance to calm down
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> no problem
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> im a little
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> worried
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> for the future
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> but im sure
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> youll
[20:56] <masterfulShooter> figure out something
[20:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Faerzen's the one figuring out how to avoid this
[20:57] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm just trying to work out a degree of damage control
[20:57] <masterfulShooter> oh fuckin hell
[20:57] <snuffshotMartyr> And talking about the real world was a big part of that
[20:57] <masterfulShooter> faerzen plans arent
[20:57] <masterfulShooter> really the most usefully executed
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> his plan for calming nick down was for them to
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> like
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> rub their wings
[20:58] <snuffshotMartyr> Makes sense to me, yeah
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> why the fuck did nick explain that to me in detail
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> he was on about
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> erogenous zones
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> holy fuck
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> my ears
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> my eyes
[20:58] <masterfulShooter> my literal eye
[20:59] <masterfulShooter> it was tainted forever
[20:59] <snuffshotMartyr> As opposed to your figurative one?
[20:59] <masterfulShooter> what are you using to message me anyway
[20:59] <snuffshotMartyr> I made a pair of glasses with a computer in them
[20:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Why?
[20:59] <masterfulShooter> i say my literal eye because i have an implant
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh heck yes
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> The future has implants!?
[21:00] <masterfulShooter> ikr its super fucking rad
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> THAT'S
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> SO
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> AWESOME
[21:00] <masterfulShooter> I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
[21:00] <masterfulShooter> i can message people in dreams
[21:00] <masterfulShooter> and shit
[21:00] <snuffshotMartyr> O.O
[21:01] <masterfulShooter> and get messages from dreams
[21:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay new plan
[21:01] <snuffshotMartyr> If things go well
[21:01] <masterfulShooter> its fucking legit as hell man
[21:01] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm coming over to wherever you guys are
[21:01] <snuffshotMartyr> And you are giving me robot eyes
[21:01] <masterfulShooter> you want
[21:01] <masterfulShooter> both
[21:01] <snuffshotMartyr> This is a thing that's happening now
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> holy shit okay that might be hard because i dont even know
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> how much grist that would cost
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> much less
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> how to actually
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> like
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> put it in
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> so
[21:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Doesn't matter, we'll figure something out
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> probably
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> i should actually
[21:02] <snuffshotMartyr> I could probably just pop one of my crystal eyes out, replace it
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> probably get everybody robot eyes
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> becauWHAT
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> THE FUCK
[21:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh man that would be so cool
[21:02] <masterfulShooter> IS A CRYSTAL EYE
[21:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Long story
[21:03] <snuffshotMartyr> I basically got duplicated or whatever, but my eyes are rocks
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> ...
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> is
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> the inside of your eyehole
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> still
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> like
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> meat
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> and like
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> is your brain still
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> not a rock
[21:03] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't even know
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> because i dont think
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> it sgonna like
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> interface right
[21:03] <snuffshotMartyr> Well
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> i mena
[21:03] <masterfulShooter> mean
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm sure we can figure something out
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> i can maybe
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> like
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> fuse them or something
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> oh shit dude
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> OH SHIT DUDE
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> O.O
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST FUCKING IDEA
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> DUUUUDEEEEE
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> DUDE!!!
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay okay okay
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> this is
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> obviously the best
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> plan of action
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> so
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> lyra i need you to not
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> go crazy
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> This is so much better than the "talkng about our feelings" stuff we were doing before
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> or if you do
[21:04] <snuffshotMartyr> No
[21:04] <masterfulShooter> yes of course
[21:05] <snuffshotMartyr> No crazy
[21:05] <snuffshotMartyr> This is better than crazy
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> if you do go crazy i gotta be like
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> that scientist hostage guy
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> because im sure
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> even through the
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> crow shit youll still want crystal robot eyes
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> because
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> thats something that everybody wants
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> ever
[21:05] <masterfulShooter> watch
[21:05] <snuffshotMartyr> Heck yes
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> *shouting* TARANE! YOU WANT ROBOT CRYSTAL EYES!?
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> i dont know if she heard me
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> im sure she does
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Well I mean did you actually shout?
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> yeah i actually shouted
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh cool
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> im actually
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> talking
[21:06] <masterfulShooter> right now
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> I think she probably heard you then
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Aww
[21:06] <snuffshotMartyr> :(
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> what
[21:07] <snuffshotMartyr> You need to talk for it to work?
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> oh no
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> i just
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> am too lazy to type
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> i probably should honestly
[21:07] <snuffshotMartyr> ...
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> but you can like
[21:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Is there a keyboard to type on?
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> project a keyboard or something
[21:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Ah
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> i never fucked with that
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> but we can like
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> tinker with it
[21:07] <masterfulShooter> or something
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> make it better
[21:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> for science
[21:08] <snuffshotMartyr> My shades use eye movements
[21:08] <Tarane[K1K]> ((no response from Tarane))
[21:08] <snuffshotMartyr> So I can text people while pretending I'm still part of a conversation
[21:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Y'know?
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> damn son
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> wait so
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> what if
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> we just
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> threw those
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> in there
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> because why not
[21:08] <masterfulShooter> im sure the cost is gonna be
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> fuckin
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> huge
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Emerald Shades + Crazy Awesome Robot Eye?
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait no
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> yes
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> + crystal eye thingy
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> How would we get your eye captchalogued?
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> shit
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> fuckin just like
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh wait the pen
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay yes
[21:09] <masterfulShooter> the pen
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Yes this is totally a thing we can pull off
[21:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Heck freaking yes
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> why havent we thought of this before
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> oh wait this is the first time ive ever talked to you
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> i forgot
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> haha
[21:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah.  And we were probably too busy moping about how we're all gonna die
[21:10] <snuffshotMartyr> But DUDE
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> that
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> thats bullshit
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> robot eyes for days
[21:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Aww yeah
[21:10] <snuffshotMartyr> We're definitely doing this
[21:10] <masterfulShooter> i can die happy if i everybody in the group had robot eyes
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> yeah were doing this shit
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> this is going to be
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> fucking
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> awesome
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> see
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> now you have a reason
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> to not
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> you know
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> murder everone
[21:11] <snuffshotMartyr> I already had reasons
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> you probably
[21:11] <masterfulShooter> did
[21:11] <snuffshotMartyr> But I'm pretty sure they would have worked against me
[21:11] <snuffshotMartyr> This, though
[21:12] <snuffshotMartyr> This is a good reason
[21:12] <snuffshotMartyr> Alright
[21:13] <snuffshotMartyr> I should really go deal with this stuff
[21:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Two hours until robot eyes
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> woo
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> okay wait before you go
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> shit i mean
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> im pretty sure
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> she already knows
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> like
[21:13] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:14] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> but i mean i cant ask faerzen or nick this because you know
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> theyre already
[21:14] <snuffshotMartyr> I really don't
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> squadded up
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> but
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[21:14] <snuffshotMartyr> What does that even mean?
[21:14] <snuffshotMartyr> "Squadded up"?
[21:14] <snuffshotMartyr> You've entirely lost me
[21:14] <masterfulShooter> i dont know this is awkward for me to talk about you probably should best just go
[21:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Dude
[21:15] <masterfulShooter> that is probably the best course of action for you to take currently
[21:15] <snuffshotMartyr> This may well be your last chance
[21:15] <masterfulShooter> yes
[21:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Get it out there
[21:15] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[21:15] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[21:15] <snuffshotMartyr> What's the worst that can happen?
[21:15] <snuffshotMartyr> :P
[21:15] <masterfulShooter> this is probably the worst time possible
[21:16] <snuffshotMartyr> Welcome to Sabath
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> considering the shit that just happened to her
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> and you know
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> the things that i fucked up on
[21:16] <snuffshotMartyr> ... Is Tarane hurt?
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> well
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> fuck i didnt
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> tell you
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> shit
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> so we decided to
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> fuck shit up
[21:16] <masterfulShooter> in the forest
[21:16] <snuffshotMartyr> She's still alive, though, right?
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> yeees
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh thank goodness
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> minus
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> a horn
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Right, she's an alien now
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> and also like a fuck tonne of bullet holes
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> in her legs
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> and
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> leg
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Uh
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> leg singular
[21:17] <masterfulShooter> and arm
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> I see
[21:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Well then
[21:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Can you carry her through the gate?
[21:18] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:18] <masterfulShooter> is that
[21:18] <masterfulShooter> the best
[21:18] <masterfulShooter> plan
[21:18] <snuffshotMartyr> I have a healing potion
[21:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Then again, it's one of MY plans, so it can't be that good
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> i guess that is the best plan of action?
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> it also
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> you know
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> takes us closer to the epicenter
[21:19] <masterfulShooter> of the action
[21:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh, good point
[21:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Maybe don't do that
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> maybe i should just go?
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> no thats probably a bad idea
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> she would
[21:20] <snuffshotMartyr> No, then she's alone and dying
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> probably hate me more
[21:20] <snuffshotMartyr> That's never a good combination
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> more than she already does
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> aww fuck now were back to depressing shit
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> just like
[21:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Tell you what, then
[21:20] <masterfulShooter> periodically
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> send me a message confirming that your not a crazy psycho
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> and then all will be cool
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> oh
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> shit you had
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> something so say
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> what
[21:21] <masterfulShooter> what was it
[21:21] <snuffshotMartyr> After Carl gets utterly obliterated by the sheer force of my want for robot eyes, I'll fly the potion to you
[21:21] <snuffshotMartyr> You're still at Tarane's, right?
[21:22] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[21:22] <snuffshotMartyr> Perfect
[21:22] <snuffshotMartyr> One quick loop of the planets
[21:23] <masterfulShooter> what i just flew straight
[21:23] <masterfulShooter> eventually i got there
[21:23] <snuffshotMartyr> It's a circle
[21:23] <masterfulShooter> ...
[21:23] <snuffshotMartyr> Keep going and you get back to where you started
[21:23] <masterfulShooter> maaagic
[21:23] <snuffshotMartyr> They're portals, dude
[21:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Look, my point is
[21:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Keep her stable
[21:24] <snuffshotMartyr> I'll be by soon
[21:24] <masterfulShooter> ill
[21:24] <masterfulShooter> try
[21:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Hopefully to help
[21:24] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[21:24] <masterfulShooter> im gonna
[21:24] <masterfulShooter> like
[21:25] <masterfulShooter> barricade the door ore
[21:25] <masterfulShooter> something
[21:25] <masterfulShooter> you gotta say the password
[21:25] <masterfulShooter> or someshit like that
[21:25] <snuffshotMartyr> Whatever makes you feel safe
[21:25] <masterfulShooter> honestly im probably just gonna lay down on the floor and try not to bleed everywehre
[21:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Probably a good call
[21:26] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[21:26] <masterfulShooter> well it was
[21:26] <masterfulShooter> nice meeting you i guess
[21:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Same here
[21:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Thanks for the help
[21:26] <snuffshotMartyr> And I'll see you soon
[21:27] <snuffshotMartyr> One way or another
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> although
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> if you were to kill me
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> the uh
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> theres a little
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> tiny tiny slot
[21:27] <masterfulShooter> right on the side of my eye
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> just find it and pull it down
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> and you should proooobably be able to get the implant out
[21:28] <snuffshotMartyr> ...
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> if you still want it
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> of course
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> it might
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> have my eye
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> but you know
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> just replicate it or whatever
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> ill be dead anyway
[21:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Did you just tell me how to get what I want if I kill you?
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> eh
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> its not like i can fight back
[21:28] <masterfulShooter> i have like
[21:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Are you trying to avoid the potential for being the resident kidnapped scientist, or... ?
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> no life left
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> oh shit
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> im gonna
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> turn on
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> biometrics or
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> something
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> make it blow up when it comes out
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> okay
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:29] <snuffshotMartyr> You can do that?
[21:29] <masterfulShooter> maybe?
[21:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh man these things just get better and better
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> probably not
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> well
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> actuall
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> y
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> considering the level of safety my dad wanted of my
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> me
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> im sure it actually can
[21:30] <masterfulShooter> good to know i can
[21:31] <masterfulShooter> have an eyeball grenade for when the going gets real rough
[21:31] <masterfulShooter> yay
[21:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Heh
[21:31] <masterfulShooter> thanks dad
[21:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Gotta love dads
[21:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Those guys are great
[21:32] <snuffshotMartyr> Alright, now I should REALLY be going
[21:32] <snuffshotMartyr> I told Faerzen I'd find them like an hour ago
[21:33] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[21:33] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:33] <masterfulShooter> well
[21:33] <masterfulShooter> you uh
[21:33] <masterfulShooter> should do that
[21:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Yes
[21:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Yes I should
[21:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Wish me luck?
[21:34] <snuffshotMartyr> Lord knows I'll need it
[21:34] <masterfulShooter> uh
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> i have
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> fuckng incredible luck
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> or
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> really really really fucking bad luck
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> so
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[21:35] <masterfulShooter> luck
[21:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, let's just go with "luck"
[21:36] <masterfulShooter> robot eyes
[21:36] <masterfulShooter> robot eyes
[21:36] <masterfulShooter> robot eys
[21:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Seems easier than specifying which kind
[21:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Robot eyes
[21:36] <masterfulShooter> do it for the robot eys
[21:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Robot eyes robot eyes robot eyes
[21:36]  * snuffshotMartyr [SM] has ceased pestering masterfulShooter [MS]