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Frisk Absorbs Toriel OneShot NEVER AGAIN

Oct 3rd, 2016
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  1. >You face down Toriel, as she begins to turn to dust.
  2. >You're heartbroken - you didn't want to fight her!
  3. >You didn't want to hurt her!
  4. >You wanted to prove you were tough enough to get home, but, but, you didn't want this!
  5. >You wanted her to live, to spare her, but her name wasn't yellow!
  6. >No!
  7. >You reach forward, grabbing her softly crumbling body.
  8. >Hot tears run down your cheeks onto her dust.
  9. >You are DETERMINED.
  10. >DETERMINED to not...
  11. >(Your tears mix with her dust)
  12. >let..
  13. >(Her body becomes lighter, the smell of ash in your nostrils)
  14. >her...
  15. >(The slurry splatters across your chest as her form collapses)
  16. >DIE!
  17. >(Your arms hug through the space her body was, hugging yourself as you feel SOMETHING pass INTO you)
  18. >...
  19.  
  20. ---
  21.  
  22. >sans approaches the kid from behind.
  23. >He's grinning.
  24. >Perfect set up for a prank.
  25. "D O N ' T Y O U K N O W H O W T O G R E E T A N E W F R I E N D ?"
  26. >He sneaks up behind the child, whoopie cushion in hand, internally giggling at the kids reaction.
  27. >...but something's off.
  28. >The kid has...white fur?
  29. >Long ears?
  30. >They turn around, regarding sans with a matronly look.
  31. >"Don't you know not to approach children from behind?" they say, a voice semi-recognisable, "It is not very polite."
  32. >That voice...!
  33. >No...
  34. >"kn-knock, knock," says sans, sweat gathering at his forehead.
  35. >The kid instantly brightens.
  36. >Oh no, no, no, no
  37. >"Who is there?" SHE replies, entranced.
  38. >Oh god above kid, what did you DO!?
  39.  
  40. ---
  41.  
  42. >You are THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
  43. >You have been searching all over Snowdin looking for your idle, lazy, slothful excuse for a brother, sans.
  44. >Where IS that blue-hoodied hooligan?
  45. >He has to reset his traps!
  46. >After all, if he doesn't set the traps, then a human might get past them.
  47. >And if THAT happens, then how will Papyrus get into the Royal guard then!?
  48. >How will Papyrus be able to stop sans from punning all day and make something of himself?
  49. >How will he get popularity and kisses from lovely robot celebrities?
  50. >How will he get Undyne's respect!?
  51. >How will he get crowned 'Coolest Skeleton Ever'!?
  52. >Such things are unthinkable!
  53. >Furiously tapping your foot, you think near the empty guard post as to where your sneaky slothful sibling has hidden himself to no doubt nap!
  54. >You hear a yelp of noise further down the path.
  55. >What ho!? Is that!
  56. > A HUMAN!?
  57. >...no, it's a rock.
  58. >BUT.
  59. >Beyond that rock you hear the familiar grumblings of your brother!
  60. >You pirruoette and dance away towards your no-doubt-fell-asleep-and-got-buried-in-snow brother!
  61. >Elegantly, you land and pose, to observe a curious sight.
  62. >Your brother is rambling most uncharacteristically as he violently shakes a mini-clone of Asgore.
  63. >You delicately sweep in and grab sans, holding his body high above your head, while he thrashes like an imputent toddler.
  64. >"SANS!" you yell, amazed, "I AM IMPRESSED THAT YOU'VE TRIED TO MAKE A FRIEND, BUT I FEAR THAT YOUR TECHNIQUE IS LACKING!"
  65. >sans breifly freezes, eyes looking at you nervously.
  66. >"pap," he says, full of concern, "pap, listen to me, you have to get away from it!"
  67. >Ah.
  68. >It's quite clear what is happening!
  69. >"FEAR NOT, BRRROTHER!" you say, cheerfully, "SOMETIMES EMBARRASSING THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU MAKE FRIENDS! BUT THESE THINGS ARE NOT AN EXCUSE TO RUN AWAY! IF I RAN AWAY THE FIRST TIME MY EMERGENCY SPAGHETTI FELL OUT OF MY BATTLE BODY IN FRONT OF UNDYNE, I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM TODAY!"
  70. >You sling your startled miscreant brother under your arm.
  71. >"AND NOW WE MUST PUSH THROUGH YOUR EMBARRASMENT AT NOT BEING A GOOD FRIEND MAKER, AND MAKE FRIENDS, STARTING WITH..."
  72. >You turn to the left (the best direction), finger pointing.
  73. >Befriending a rock?
  74. >Nah, sans already has one of those.
  75. >He needs new horizons!
  76. >You turn some more.
  77. >A tree?
  78. >Pfft, sans would make non-stop bark puns no doubt!
  79. >You turn some more.
  80. >Snow?
  81. >How does on even befriend SNOW that is not in the form of a snowman!?
  82. >You turn some more.
  83. >And your outstretched pointy digit comes into contact with a thoroughly confused goat kid's nose.
  84. >"...THIS MINI-ASGORE!"
  85. >The goat blinks, a look of mortification coming over it's face.
  86. >"Mini...Asgore?" it says, confused and slightly upset.
  87. >No doubt put off by sans' embarrassing behaviour.
  88. >Your brother thrashes under your arm.
  89. >"bro, srsly, bro, stop," he whines petulently, "it'll...eat us, bro!"
  90. >"NYEH HEH HEH!" you nyeh heh heh, "YOU ARE SUCH A SILLY BAG OF BONES SANS! HOW CAN SUCH A TINY ADORABLE KING-COPY EAT US! THE ONLY THING THAT IS GETTING EATEN..."
  91. >With a flourish of your free hand, you reveal a steaming plate of emergency spaghetti.
  92. >"...IS THIS EMERGENCY SPAGHETTI, MADE BY A TRUE, GENUINE SPAGHETOR!"
  93. >You leap over to the mini-Asgore.
  94. >You stand tall, a plate of the Best Food in one hand, held aloft.
  95. >Your brother flops angrily under your other arm.
  96. >You smile widely as your scarf dances in the breeze.
  97. >"GREETINGS! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SOON TO BE ROYAL GUARDSMAN AND HUMAN HUNTER!"
  98. >You heft your brother under your arm.
  99. >"THIS IS MY LAZY BONES BROTHER, SANS! UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S MISBEHAVING RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M SURE HE MEANS WELL! FOR NOW, I WILL TAKE CHARGE OF THIS FRIENDSHIP, AND SAIL US TOWARDS HAPPINESS!"
  100. >You offer the plate.
  101. >"WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SOON-TO-BE-FUTURE-BEST-FRIEND-OF-SANS?" you ask, politely.
  102. >The Tinygore looks at you amused as they take the plate.
  103. >"My name is Tori-...my name is Fri-..."
  104. >The goat seems profoundly confunded.
  105. >Just like you are when exposed to a particularly puzzling puzzle!
  106. >"FEAR NOT, TINYGORE!" you say, "I, TOO, SOMETIMES HAVE REMEMBERING MY NAME! JUST YESTERDAY I SPELT IT PYPARUS INSTEAD OF PAPYRUS!"
  107. >You lean in to conspiratorially whisper, but then think the Tinygore might not hear you and decide to yell anyway
  108. >"I FEAR THAT I WON'T RECIEVE MY LATEST SHIPMENT OF TRAPS MONTHLY!" you cry.
  109. >You lean back.
  110. >"PERHAPS SOME DEEP AND INVIGORATING PUZZLING WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER! AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS..."
  111. >You hold up a startled sans before you.
  112. >"...THAT SANS HERE NEEDS TO RECALIBRATE HIS PUZZLES!" you say, mildly upset, "WHICH HE WILL DO RIGHT NOW!"
  113. >You put the grumpy skeleton under your arm.
  114. >"WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG, LITTLE GORE, AND TEST YOUR METTLE AGAINST OUR HUMAN-DECIEVING TRAPS! I MEAN," you add, hastily, "I KNOW YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN, LITTLE GORE, BUT YOU CAN STILL TEST YOUR METTLE AGAINST I, THE GREAT TRAPMASTER PAPYRUS!"
  115. >Mini-Asgore looks at you dubiously.
  116. >No doubt that such an offer to hang out with your awesome is something even this poor little goat-kid can even comprehend!
  117. >But then, they smile happily.
  118. >"I would very much like that, Great Papyrus," she says, "although while I am uncertain of my own name..."
  119. >A dark look passes over her little face.
  120. >"...I DEFINITELY don't think it's Asgore," she grinds out.
  121. >"OF COURSE!" you chirp, "WE CAN SAFELY SCRATCH THAT NAME OFF THE LIST OF POSSIBLE MINI-NOT-ASGORE NAMES!"
  122. >You turn, striding off towards the next puzzle.
  123. >You hear the little goat slurping up your spaghetti behind you, making your heart soar.
  124. >A new friend!
  125. >You can't believe it!
  126. >Maybe this is the turning point for you!
  127. >With this new friend's help, you might be able to come up with the trap that catches the next human!
  128. >Unseen to you, your brother takes two digits to his eyes.
  129. >Then back to the goat kid.
  130. >The goat kid tries to hide how much this hurts them.
  131. >As does everything else.
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