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oh, miners...

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  1. [04:27:35] confused miner > What are you doing
  2. [04:28:15] me > i don't know what did i do?
  3. [04:28:24] confused miner > Funny
  4. [04:28:40] me > i don't speak good english very often
  5. [04:28:44] confused miner > Get out now while you still can
  6. [04:29:00] me > how do i do that
  7. [04:29:10] me > oh crap
  8. [04:29:14] me > i think i just went away
  9. [04:29:32] confused miner > You're dead
  10. [04:29:39] me > i didn't mean to i'm sorry
  11. [04:30:19] confused miner > Bring back or bounty. Simple
  12. [04:30:37] me > i dont know how
  13. [04:30:57] confused miner > Fine have it your way
  14. [04:31:38] me > what do i do?
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  19. [04:31:04] "comm officer" > hello to you
  20. [04:31:16] me > um. hello
  21. [04:31:42] "comm officer" > I am the communication officer from ~redacted~ the corp from whom you just stole an orca
  22. [04:32:11] me > i dont know how i did that
  23. [04:32:22] "comm officer" > than you just leave it
  24. [04:32:47] me > i dont know how
  25. [04:32:55] "comm officer" > where are you right now
  26. [04:33:07] me > louisiana
  27. [04:33:12] "comm officer" > ---
  28. [04:33:13] me > does that matter?
  29. [04:33:14] "comm officer" > -_-
  30. [04:34:11] "comm officer" > you have two choices right now : 1. you bring back the Orca and nothing happens, 2. you keep it and there will be a hyge bounty on your head what do you prefer
  31. [04:34:42] me > i dont know how so i guess a bounty
  32. [04:34:48] "comm officer" > haha
  33. [04:35:00] "comm officer" > come back where you took it and i will tell you how
  34. [04:35:02] me > i was just trying to mine
  35. [04:35:38] "comm officer" > do you know what a bounty does on you?
  36. [04:36:28] me > i dont know english too well
  37. [04:36:36] "comm officer" > what langage do you speak
  38. [04:36:50] me > russian is best
  39. [04:36:56] "comm officer" > lol
  40. [04:37:06] "comm officer" > come to eygfe v11 moon 19
  41. [04:38:06] me > how do i go to there?
  42. [04:38:25] "comm officer" > are you kidding?
  43. [04:38:32] "comm officer" > hell yeah you are
  44. [04:38:47] me > moons arent on the overview... how do you go there
  45. [04:39:17] "comm officer" > they are on the overview
  46. [04:40:14] me > i dont know what to do
  47. [04:40:19] me > i guess you will have to bounty me :(
  48. [04:40:26] me > im sorry i dont know how i did it
  49. [04:40:35] me > im not very good at this game
  50. [04:40:54] "comm officer" > tell me your exasct position if i put a bounty on your head all the pirates in the game will come for you
  51. [04:41:12] me > no dont do that
  52. [04:41:25] "comm officer" > then come to moon 19 NOW
  53. [04:42:04] me > i dont know how!!! please dont bounty me
  54. [04:42:19] "comm officer" > tell where you are then
  55. [04:42:29] me > im in a station
  56. [04:42:36] me > the people in the belt were locking me so i warped away
  57. [04:42:45] "comm officer" > leave it with the orca now
  58. [04:44:24] "comm officer" > undock NOW
  59. [04:44:31] me > your going to shoot me
  60. [04:44:45] "comm officer" > i aint going to shoot you if you give back the Orca
  61. [04:44:45] me > i didnt mean to do anything
  62. [04:45:07] me > and then you faction war people come and put me in your ship somehow
  63. [04:45:29] "comm officer" > i swear to god i wont harm you and I wont alert anyone
  64. [04:45:54] me > no, dont tell anyone
  65. [04:45:58] me > i dont want to get banned
  66. [04:46:08] "comm officer" > so give it back
  67. [04:47:14] me > i dont know how
  68. [04:47:19] me > god this game is stupid
  69. [04:47:57] me > tell your stupid friends they can ban me i'm going back to play wow
  70. [04:48:12] "comm officer" > dude you come BACK HERE WITH THE ORCA
  71. [04:48:43] me > i dont know how i don't know what to do
  72. [04:48:50] me > if i click on it and press trash does it go back to you?
  73. [04:48:57] "comm officer" > nope
  74. [04:49:06] "comm officer" > tell me in what system you are right now
  75. [04:49:16] me > y do they even have that option then
  76. [04:49:18] me > thats dumb
  77. [04:50:06] "comm officer" > dude please stop fooling around tell me where you are we will get back our Orca and everythign will stop there
  78. [04:53:13] "comm officer" > you got 2 minutes to come back to eygfe or the bounty will be on your head
  79. [04:53:56] me > well i just died thanks to you. i was jus ttrying to get awy from ur system so i went in a pod and now im dead
  80. [04:54:06] me > nice scam you have
  81. [04:54:11] me > puttin gpeople in ships
  82. [04:54:19] me > i dont know how you do that but im filing a petition
  83. [04:54:29] "comm officer" > your bullshitting and i know it its been at least 10 minutes you have not been in the system
  84. [04:55:14] me > ye i got killed and im in rominow
  85. [04:56:37] "comm officer" > have fun getting chased by bounty huntes man
  86. [04:56:48] me > no no i dont want that
  87. [04:56:54] me > how will i play if they are chasing me all the time
  88. [04:57:22] "comm officer" > i dont give a fuck right now you are bullshitting me and i dont like that a nice 300 000 000 isk on your head
  89. [04:58:07] me > so i steal your orca, and then you spend more money on me? good plan. :)
  90. [04:58:25] me > cut your losses and tell your guy not to eject from his ship in a belt
  91. [04:58:37] "comm officer" > hah ;)
  92. [04:58:55] "comm officer" > just for the fun of seeing you dead will be worth the 500 000 000 on your head
  93. [04:59:38] me > that would be excellent
  94. [04:59:57] me > though if you have 1 billion, i will take that as well
  95. [05:00:24] "comm officer" > haha
  96. [05:04:55] "comm officer" > ha well have fun man
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