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- >Day still running in Equestria
- >You can hear Derpy calling out for you, the sound of her wings getting closer by the second
- >"Come back! I already have a wedding dress picked out and everything! We'll have a giant muffin instead of a cake! Won’t that be special?!"
- >You duck and weave through the alleyways, but random mares keep grabbing at you
- "No time for hugs ladies."
- >Sometimes these ponies are too affectionate
- >You need a place to hide and it doesn't look like you'll make it to Fluttershy's cottage at this rate
- >Derpy seems to have crashed into a fruit cart, but that won't buy you very long
- >Twilight's tree? Sugarcube corner? Sweet Apple Acres?
- >Up ahead you see a line of stallions entering a bathhouse, with a large muscular pegasus guarding the entrance
- >He isn't letting any mares in
- "The Gay Bathhouse. Perfect"
- >A place to rest where everyone is friendly and happy
- >With no way for Derpy to get in
- "Jackpot"
- >You run up to the door past all the ponies in line
- "Please. I NEED to be in there right now."
- >The bouncer examines the birthday suit your mama made you and gives you a grin
- >"Yeah you do. Get in."
- >With a sigh of relief you duck inside and hear the groans of the ponies outside
- >You assume the smack he gave your butt means he was a hoofball player.
- >Good thing too, you can hear some of the mares chasing after you as you slip in.
- >You see stallions of all kinds relaxing in hot tubs, getting massages, and some bathing each other
- "Everyone seems so happy here."
- >You see Big McIntosh by himself, the steam and bubbles making his red fur flushed
- >He nods for you to come on over and join him
- "Hay Mac. Washing off after a long day's hard work?"
- >"Nah, I'm just here cause Carmel is too shy to come alone. I didn't know you swung this way."
- >They have swings here too? This place is awesome!
- >You and Mac shoot the breeze, watching different ponies walk by your tub
- >The highlight was seeing Prince Blueblood walking weakly, his forelegs around Pokey Pierce
- >He shoots a wink as he walks by
- "He doesn't seem half as bad as Rarity made him out to be."
- >"Yup. He can be a real princess when he wants to be."
- >Big Mac is about to continue when you hear applause coming from a room deeper in the building
- >He sighs and gets out of the tub, not even bothering to towel off
- >"Shows about to start. They're gonna want to see you there."
- >How nice of them. Massages, baths, swings, shows, no wonder they call this place gay
- >They even have room for some of the more aggressive stallions to wrestle
- >McIntosh escorts you into what looks like a most pit surrounding a stage covered in poles as the lights dim
- >A cage is descending while everypony is grinding to the music
- >You can see a brown pony wearing a silk mask and cloak inside the cage, and some of the ponies are getting on stage around the poles
- >A voice comes over the sound system
- >"Everybody give a hoof for SAUCY"
- >The pony in the cage turns around and starts singing
- >"DON"T GET STRUNG OUT."
- >"BY THE WAY I LOOK."
- >"Don't judge a book by its coooveeeer."
- >Hold on. This is eerily familiar.
- >You try to move to the exits but the crowd is pushing you towards the stage
- >Hoofs drift to places Fluttershy told you only she should touch
- >She is a specialist on humans
- >She had the papers to prove it
- >That was the day you learned degrees in Equestria were written in crayon
- >You snap back to attention as the singer on stage sheds her, no his, cloak
- >Revealing Caramel wearing a corset, highheels, and fishnet stockings
- >"Just a sweet TRANS-VESTITE
- >"From TranSEXUAL
- >"Translyvyatkaaaaaaa-aa-aah"
- >At this point he's thrown his cloak around your neck like a boa and is giving you a private dance
- >When he finishes his song he shakes his rump so hard his delicates are accidentally flung into your face
- >Once you get them off there is a note telling you to meet him in his dressing room
- >Probably so you can give them back
- >You push through the crowd to get their as quickly as you can, being cheered on the whole time
- (Vyatka is a breed of pony)
- >Backstage security lets you through to a room marked "SAUCY"
- >Inside the dressing room is a rack of Rarity exclusives, some make up, and oddly enough mirrors on the wall and ceiling
- >Must be a pony thing
- >Somehow he has a few nude pictures of you on his dresser, covered in lipstick kisses
- >How did he get those? That pink haired mustached photographer promised to keep the photos confidential
- >Never did learn whether you would get to be a model or not
- >Eventually the door opens and Caramel trots in, a bouquet of flowers in his mouth
- >He eats a couple and moves over to you, offering you one
- >"I'm so glad you came Anon. I can promise you I can make you cum again."
- >He winks at you, probably some pollen from the flowers
- >"I was so nervous the first time I came, but seeing you in the audience made this my best performance yet Anon."
- >He puts his face inches away from yours, his lipstick-
- >Hold on a minute
- >You compare the lipstick on the photo to the lipstick on his mouth
- >Look at photo
- >Look at mouth
- >Look at photo
- >Look at mouth
- >Wait for it
- >He ignores you and begins to rub his hoof through your hair
- >"I just know we're going to be together forever Anon."
- >"Forever."
- >Wait for it
- >Maybe throwing his panties at you wasn't an accident
- >Either way you push them into his face and bust out the door
- >"Don't be shy Anon! I'm always gentle the first time. I love you!"
- >You exit out the back door and crash into Rainbow Dash
- "What were you doing with your ear against the door?"
- >"Uhhhhh"
- >Her eyes dart back and forth until she looks back at you with a hoof to your chest
- >"What were you doing in there, and why are you-ohhh"
- >Her eyes roam your naked body
- >She begins to blush fiercely, and seems a little disappointed
- >"So I guess this means that you like stal-
- "Rainbow I need you."
- >Her ears perk up and she looks excitedly at you
- >"Okay, I mean, we'll have to go to your place bu-
- "Rainbow, what are you talking about? I need you to
- >At this point Caramel bucks open the door, still in his ensemble
- >Dash's wings looked so tense now
- "Dash I promise to rub your wings later, but right now I need you to distract him!"
- >You sprint off into the night while you hear shouts of "MINE" in the background
- >Good old loyal dash. You couldn't ask for a better friend.
- >You see Twilight's room shining in the distance
- >You make a sprint for hit hoping to avoid anymore suitors
- "Twilight is a smart pony. She can get me to Fluttershy safely."
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