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- >Something wet pushes against your nose, awaking you.
- >Booping noses with you is Pinkie Pie.
- >She giggles and pulls away.
- >Then she bounces up in the bed.
- >"Come on Nonny! Get up!"
- >She jumps around and around your body.
- >"Get up get up get up!"
- "Alright! I'm gettin' up!"
- >You sit up and rub your eyes a bit before stretching.
- >Pinkie jumps off the bed.
- >"It's time for the morning routine Nonny!"
- >She pulls you by the hand into the bathroom and spins you around.
- >All of your clothes are thrown off and you sit down on the toilet.
- >Pinkie prepares to push on your stomach but you stop her.
- "I appreciate it, but this I can do myself."
- >"Okay. I'll just get the water going."
- >She steps into the shower and turns it on.
- >"AAAHHH THAT'S COLD!"
- >She dances around on her tiphooves and then turns the knob the other way so it gets warmer.
- >And then you flush.
- >"AAAAAHHHH COOOLDDD!"
- "Sorry!"
- >She pulls you in and you're drenched with cold water.
- "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
- >You feel like retaliating but she looks up at you with a cute face.
- >"I love you so much Nonny."
- >She stands on her hind legs and wraps her forelegs around your waist.
- >You bend down and pick her up in a hug of your own.
- "I love you too Pinkie."
- >After the passionate moment you two share in the shower, you decide to actually use the purpose of it and clean each other.
- >She helps you clean your back and you help her clean hers.
- >When you finish, you dry off and put on some clothes.
- >As you're getting dressed you look over and see the soulless eyes of Gummy watching you.
- >God that thing is terrifying.
- >Pinkie shakes off the water and poofs to a big ball of fur.
- >Then it dries almost instantly and she is back to normal.
- >Fucking Pinkie.
- >How does she work?
- >She bounces over to the stairs and throws Gummy in her mane, "Ready for breakfast Nonny?"
- "You fuckin' bet!"
- >She giggles and goes down the stairs into the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner.
- >Pretty damn cool how she can just eat as many sweets as she wants because she lives here.
- >You follow after her and see her sitting at a booth with a plate of cupcakes.
- >"Come on and sit down with me Nonny, we're not even open yet!"
- "Alright."
- >When you sit down she pushes a chocolate cupcake towards you.
- >May the gods in the pastry afterlife have mercy on that cupcake.
- >Because you sure as hell aren't.
- >Pinkie looks up at you with chocolate on her nose.
- >She goes cross-eyed looking at it and then giggles before licking it off.
- >Had you not have chose Pinkie that day, you probably wouldn't be getting so fat.
- >But you should be glad you did, now it's almost impossible to not be happy.
- >When you actually made the decision, they were surprised.
- >Like they really thought Pinkie wasn't going to be chosen.
- >Wonder why.
- >Most of them moved on and found their special somepony.
- >Fluttershy learned to be more assertive and actually asked Bic Mac out on a date.
- >She nearly fainted when he agreed though.
- >Rainbow Dash got the attention of the famous Wonderbolt, Soarin.
- >The guy finally stopped eating pie to realize he had an admirer.
- >Applejack prefers not to have a significant other at the moment.
- >She doesn't think searching for a stallion is going to get her a lifelong relationship.
- >Makes sense.
- >Rarity recently had a stallion from Prance move in with her.
- >He's a bit of an upper class fellow but not snobbish like the folks in Canterlot.
- >Twilight wants things to stay the way they are now.
- >She believes that one day she will bump into the right stallion.
- >Pinkie holds up a cupcake on her hoof.
- >"Take a bite."
- "Okay."
- >You lean forward and bite down on the cupcake.
- >She does the same and your lips meet in the center.
- >You can feel her tongue inside of your mouth with the cupcake.
- >Suddenly you have no more cupcake in your mouth.
- "HEY!"
- >Pinkie giggles as she swallows what you had been eating.
- >She wants to play this game?
- >Two can do that.
- >You hold up a cupcake in your hand.
- "Take a bite."
- >She smiles and closes her eyes to take a bite.
- >Then you stuff the entire thing in your mouth and watch as she leans forward and bites into nothing.
- >She opens her eyes and looks around confused.
- >It makes you chuckle.
- >She laughs with you.
- >Such is life with a taste of laughter.
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