[05:58:35] <SamuelL> She was planning to call, and I joked that we should three way call, then she asked if I wanted to listen in.  Of course I said yes.
[05:58:43] <ButtKing> Wow.
[05:58:43] <%Mr_Miles> Unlock, root and flash, then download Cyanogen mod
[05:58:47] <@Wallis> Because I'm too much of a pussy to use custom roms.
[05:58:48] <kenup> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKBesW89AgU
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[05:59:01] <%Mr_Miles> Or get a Nexus phone, Nexus phones get the newest updates from Google
[05:59:03] <@Wallis> Mr_Miles, I don't have any type of warranty, so I don't want to risk a brick.
01[05:59:04] <GodlessCunt> that's why I never talk on the phone about sensitive matters
[05:59:07] <%Mr_Miles> No matter your provider
[05:59:09] <@Wallis> My G3 is alright.
01[05:59:19] <GodlessCunt> SamuelL might be listening in
[05:59:20] <@Wallis> I know, the nexus is a godly phone.
[05:59:25] <%Mr_Miles> What kind of phone do you have Wallis ?
[05:59:32] <@Wallis> I'm on an LG G3
[05:59:39] <%Mr_Miles> LG is good
[05:59:43] <@Wallis> I love the phone
[05:59:45] <kenup> I hate LG
[05:59:52] <%Mr_Miles> Solid manufacturer
[05:59:53] <@Wallis> But, the issue I have is I want to update.
[05:59:58] <kenup> my screen is LG and it sucks ass
[06:00:01] <%Mr_Miles> I'm still on a nexus 4
[06:00:09] <@Wallis> But, the update has a bug with notifications and wifi.
[06:00:12] <%Mr_Miles> I want one of those LG flex phones
[06:00:14] <SamuelL> Alright, he called back
[06:00:16] <@Wallis> Yeah
[06:00:18] <kenup> the only reason Nexus is good is because it's google's
[06:00:19] <SamuelL> *listens*
[06:00:21] <sabrinaa> Lonely iPhone party over here :(
[06:00:32] <%Mr_Miles> Nexus isn't made by google though kenup
[06:00:39] <%Mr_Miles> They source them out
[06:00:43] <kenup> no, but they commissioned it
[06:00:44] <%Mr_Miles> Nexus 4 is made by LG
[06:00:47] <@Wallis> I use to be an Apple guy, but after getting the G3, I couldn't ever go back to iOS.
[06:00:54] <@Wallis> Android is much better.
[06:00:58] <%Mr_Miles> iOS sucks
[06:00:58] <@Wallis> No doubt.
[06:01:01] <kenup> it's not just up to LG is my point
[06:01:09] <sabrinaa> I had android and windows phone but ios just worked for me
[06:01:11] <%Mr_Miles> Android is open source, it makes a massive diff.
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[06:01:28] <%Mr_Miles> You use an iPhone sabrinaa ?
[06:01:33] <sabrinaa> Oui Mr_Miles
[06:01:38] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Is UnknownArchive around?
[06:01:41] <%Mr_Miles> We can't be friends anymore sabrinaa
[06:01:46] <sabrinaa> I'm sorry :(
[06:01:49] <Hubacub> Hi Unfunny.
[06:01:51] <kenup> the only problem is some devices don't allow to change alot of setting if you don't route android
[06:01:52] <%Mr_Miles> Death to Apple!
[06:01:59] <kenup> DEATH TO APPLE
[06:02:09] <Zack> Clewd disappear
[06:02:11] <Zack> Clewd disappear
[06:02:12] <Zack> Clewd disappear
[06:02:20] <Hubacub> Apple disappear.
[06:02:25] <sabrinaa> Taking a break to play Mario Party 10 for a bit. BRB <3
[06:02:31] <kenup> like, my phone, before my sis fucked it up, I couldn't set it to installing apps on the sd
[06:02:32] <Hubacub> Apple disappearrr.
[06:02:38] <kenup> without routing it
[06:02:49] <Hubacub> How did she fuck it up?
[06:03:02] <kenup> didn't I explain it?
[06:03:12] <Hubacub> Not that I remember.
[06:03:27] <kenup> she thought my waterproof coat needed a clean up
[06:03:36] <kenup> but she didn't follow my recomendation
[06:03:44] <kenup> and so water got into the pockets
[06:03:47] <%Mr_Miles> Nintendo was shit for a long time but they're rebuilding their reputation
[06:03:51] <Hubacub> Oh wow.
[06:03:56] <%Mr_Miles> 3DS XL... i wouldn't mind one
[06:04:02] <Hubacub> Did she buy you a new one?
[06:04:03] <HeavenlyArmed> oh, didn't even realize TJ had a new video up too
[06:04:05] <%Mr_Miles> I haven't wanted a Nintendo product in years
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[06:04:18] <HeavenlyArmed> that was interesting... I guess?
[06:04:22] <kenup> no, I told her to just give me the money, I'll do with them as I please
[06:04:26] <%Mr_Miles> Welcome AndroUser2 .. Who are you?
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01[06:04:46] <GodlessCunt> someone who uses android
01[06:04:47] <GodlessCunt> obviously
[06:04:50] <Hubacub> ^^
[06:05:03] <HeavenlyArmed> "I got raped by the words and thoughts of people saying things I was offended by"
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[06:05:15] <kenup> well, I think I've been awake long enough
[06:05:18] <Hubacub> Best TJ vid in a while imo.
[06:05:32] <kenup> goodnight, and Good Morning GodlessCunt
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[06:06:13] <HeavenlyArmed> pretty entertaining, the vid he's responding to is kinda dumb
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[06:06:43] <Hubacub> Kinda?
01[06:06:46] <GodlessCunt> SamuelL you better be taking notes over there
[06:07:03] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Fuck, Sam is here again?
[06:07:05] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Shit.
[06:07:09] <HeavenlyArmed> well, more than a little dumb, but I've probably seen dumber
[06:07:09] <Hubacub> Yup.
[06:07:11] <SamuelL> stfu TheUnFunnyComedian
[06:07:13] <SamuelL> I'm busy
[06:07:18] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Nah, fuck you.
[06:07:20] <Hubacub> Fuck off Sam.
01[06:07:37] <GodlessCunt> he's on a legitimate mission though
[06:07:37] <HeavenlyArmed> unfunny and sam, go fuck somewhere else
[06:07:44] <Hubacub> Feel the 420 love.
[06:08:11] <SamuelL> I'm literally listening to her talk to her ex
[06:08:26] <HeavenlyArmed> hawt >.>
06[06:08:33] * GodlessCunt np: Cruachan - Some Say The Devil Is Dead
[06:08:41] <HeavenlyArmed> but seriously, why and what about?
[06:09:05] <%Mr_Miles> Did someone msg me on my mr-miles name?
[06:09:38] <%Mr_Miles> Or is my phone just being a laggy bitch
[06:09:43] <Hubacub> I didn't
[06:09:46] <TheUnFunnyComedian> No.
[06:09:51] <TheUnFunnyComedian> O
[06:10:07] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I do want to get ahold of UnknownArchive.
[06:10:10] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Is he around?
[06:10:21] <Hubacub> He was.
01[06:10:22] <GodlessCunt> just PM him
[06:10:26] <%Mr_Miles> I got a notification saying "Hello Mr-Miles" with it showing androIRC .. i checked IRC on my phone and can't find the msg
[06:10:27] <Hubacub> Earlier.
[06:10:59] <TheUnFunnyComedian> There's no point in PMing him if he's not online.
01[06:11:30] <GodlessCunt> well, he does things on a side
01[06:11:39] <GodlessCunt> and only once in a while checks out IRC
01[06:11:46] <GodlessCunt> or that's my guess anyway
[06:11:47] <SamuelL> HE'S FUCKING CRYING!
01[06:11:51] <GodlessCunt> so leave him a PM
[06:11:53] <TheUnFunnyComedian> lol
[06:11:55] <SamuelL> HOLY FUCK
[06:11:57] <TheUnFunnyComedian> What a bitch.
01[06:11:58] <GodlessCunt> in case he turns up in 20mins or so
[06:12:04] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Alright.
[06:12:05] <Hubacub> Lool
[06:12:18] <Hubacub> Sam, call him a little bitch.
[06:12:28] <SamuelL> It's not a true 3-way, I'm just listening in
[06:12:37] <%Mr_Miles> AndroUser2 is me, well SOB
01[06:12:41] <GodlessCunt> SamuelL is NSA in this scenario
[06:12:46] <Hubacub> ^^
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[06:14:10] <SamuelL> ...
[06:14:16] <Hubacub> What?
[06:14:19] <%Mr_Miles> That's better
[06:14:25] <SamuelL> This is way too complicated
[06:14:36] <Hubacub> What's happening?
[06:15:04] <SamuelL> It looks like now she's interested in getting back with him.
[06:15:10] <Hubacub> Oshit.
[06:15:14] <SamuelL> But I can't tell
01[06:15:24] <GodlessCunt> give us some highlights
01[06:15:28] <GodlessCunt> of what they are sort of talking about
01[06:15:31] <GodlessCunt> how the conversation is flowing
01[06:15:33] <GodlessCunt> something more to go on
[06:15:37] <SamuelL> How she wants to have sex with other people
[06:15:41] <SamuelL> And he doesn't want her to
[06:15:50] <SamuelL> But she hasn't mentioned my name
[06:16:23] <Hubacub> Are you able to talk to them?
[06:16:31] <Hubacub> Or can you only listen?
[06:16:36] <SamuelL> She can hear me, but I'm not going to interrupt
[06:16:38] <SamuelL> He can't hear me
[06:16:51] <Hubacub> So, he doesn't know that you're listening?
[06:17:01] <%Mr_Miles> This is some highschool level drama
[06:17:02] <SamuelL> Correct
[06:17:09] <SamuelL> Mr_Miles: I know...
[06:17:12] <SamuelL> It's pathetic
[06:17:17] <SamuelL> But, at the same time, entertaining
[06:18:14] <TheUnFunnyComedian> If they're broken up, what does he care if she fucks other people?
[06:18:16] <%Mr_Miles> So, who the fuck are these people who aren't taling?
[06:18:22] <SamuelL> Shit, we got disconnected.  It doesn't look like she hung up, though, it seems like a tech error
[06:18:32] <%Mr_Miles> Why come here if you aren't going to do anything here?
[06:18:38] <SamuelL> TheUnFunnyComedian: Because they're trying to get back together
[06:18:44] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Ah.
[06:18:52] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Three way relationship?
[06:18:56] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Would that work?
[06:18:58] <SamuelL> No
[06:19:02] <SamuelL> He's definitely against that
[06:19:09] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Well, fuck you, just shit all over my idea.
[06:19:14] <WilWheaton> change his mind
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[06:19:23] <Hubacub> Go murder the fucker.
[06:19:26] <WilWheaton> "convince" him
[06:19:35] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Suck his dick a little.
[06:19:42] <TheUnFunnyComedian> You kinda look like a chick anyway.
[06:19:53] <Hubacub> Convince him at gunpoint.
[06:19:57] <SamuelL> She called back
[06:20:06] <Hubacub> What's she saying?
[06:20:11] <SamuelL> For a minute I thought she forgot I was listening
[06:20:19] <SamuelL> But she didn't, she WANTS me to hear this.
[06:20:20] <SamuelL> WTF?
[06:20:24] <SamuelL> What. the. fuck?
[06:20:50] <TheUnFunnyComedian> That is one sadistic bitch.
[06:20:52] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I like her.
[06:20:54] <SamuelL> I agreee
[06:20:57] <WilWheaton> she played you like a *fool*, samual.
[06:21:03] <Hubacub> ^
[06:21:04] <SamuelL> WilWheaton: But she didn't
[06:21:19] <Hubacub> WilWheaton is Blooping.
[06:21:32] <SamuelL> I should livestream this call
[06:21:36] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Yes.
[06:21:40] <SamuelL> Nah
[06:21:40] <WilWheaton> no, this is patrick.
[06:21:42] <Hubacub> Yes.
[06:21:43] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Do it faggot.
[06:21:45] <Hubacub> Please do.
[06:21:46] <HeavenlyArmed> is *she* interested in the 3-way ending?
[06:21:50] <Hubacub> Seriosuly.
01[06:21:51] <GodlessCunt> I told you there were some mindfucks going on SamuelL
[06:21:55] <WilWheaton> DO IT
[06:22:00] <SamuelL> GodlessCunt: This is crazy
[06:22:00] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Who cares what she wants?
[06:22:03] <TheUnFunnyComedian> She's a chick.
[06:22:10] <TheUnFunnyComedian> They only exist to get fucked.
01[06:22:25] <GodlessCunt> she's probably getting off on this
[06:22:25] <Hubacub> I only exist to get fucked.
[06:22:38] <Hubacub> Ah
[06:22:51] <Hubacub> My fucking arm is cramping up like a motherfucker.
[06:22:51] <SamuelL> Now he's opening up to group sex, the fuck?
[06:23:04] <Hubacub> Are you trolling us dude?
[06:23:09] <SamuelL> No, I'm serously nowt
[06:23:12] <SamuelL> But I think she is me
[06:23:14] <Hubacub> Fine.
[06:23:20] <HeavenlyArmed> there, see? everyone wants the 3-way ending for you guys
[06:23:24] <Hubacub> ^
[06:23:44] <SamuelL> Like, now she's trying to convince him back to his old beliefs, as if to give her a valid excuse to end it with him.
[06:23:53] <Hubacub> Ah
[06:23:57] <Hubacub> My fucking arm.
[06:24:00] <SamuelL> "I don't want you to change yourself"
[06:24:09] <SamuelL> "But I don't want you not letting me fuk other people"
[06:24:20] <Hubacub> How old is this guy?
[06:24:26] <SamuelL> A little younger than me
[06:24:27] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Probably like 12.
[06:24:31] <SamuelL> 19
[06:24:43] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Sam's gonna fuck a little boy.
01[06:24:45] <GodlessCunt> maybe he's just Hubacub's cousin or something
[06:24:45] <Hubacub> This is some drama filled shit.
[06:24:52] <SamuelL> Hubacub: I know
[06:24:53] <HeavenlyArmed> she's probably having a blast fucking with you both
[06:24:59] <SamuelL> HeavenlyArmed: I know
[06:24:59] <bloop> ^
[06:25:05] <Hubacub> I think she's getting off on this shit.
[06:25:10] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Oh, right.
[06:25:10] <bloop> mgtow that bitch
[06:25:10] <SamuelL> But, you have to agree, that this is entertaining as fuck
[06:25:14] <bloop> tell her to go fuck herself
[06:25:25] <Hubacub> LIVESTREAM IT FGT,
[06:25:36] <TheUnFunnyComedian> DO IT
[06:25:43] <Hubacub> DO EEEIT NOAW.
[06:25:45] <%Mr_Miles> It's so entertaining i'm going to go watch random Youtube videos
[06:25:49] <SamuelL> Can't, I can't set it up fast enough
[06:25:53] <WilWheaton> you should mindfuck her, and go have sex with the guy.
[06:25:57] <Hubacub> ^
[06:26:00] <TheUnFunnyComedian> ^^^
[06:26:00] <SamuelL> Mr_Miles: Maybe not entertaing to YOU, but entertaining to ME
[06:26:12] <Hubacub> And me.
[06:26:20] <HeavenlyArmed> what WilWheaton said
[06:26:23] <%Mr_Miles> <28SamuelL18> But, you have to agree, that this is entertaining as fuck
[06:26:50] <SamuelL> He's crying again
[06:27:02] <TheUnFunnyComedian> lol
[06:27:15] <%Mr_Miles> If she's into such a pussy, what's that say about you sam?
[06:27:16] <TheUnFunnyComedian> This is one master manipulator type bitch.
[06:27:21] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I like this ho.
[06:27:26] <SamuelL> ^^^^
[06:27:32] <HeavenlyArmed> tell her to tell him she's got a cock to comfort him
[06:27:41] <Hubacub> ^
06[06:27:42] * GodlessCunt np: Cryptic Forest - Ystyr
[06:27:53] <Hubacub> Tell her she's a stupid dumb cunt.
[06:27:55] <%Mr_Miles> Sam, you really need to step back and try to look at this from a third person perspective
[06:27:59] <Hubacub> She''ll love that.
[06:28:05] <SamuelL> Mr_Miles: That's literally what I'm doin
01[06:28:09] <GodlessCunt> Mr_Miles he is the 3rd person in this scenario
[06:28:13] <SamuelL> I'm like a fly on the fucking wall
[06:28:21] <SamuelL> Debating whether I want to fly in
[06:28:25] <%Mr_Miles> That's not what i mean
[06:28:35] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Fly into his anus and her pussy.
[06:28:46] <Hubacub> ^^^^^^
[06:28:56] <%Mr_Miles> I mean, as in taking himself out of the situation, as if it was his friend in his shoes, what would he say or think
[06:29:03] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I've always wanted to have a three way.
[06:29:10] <TheUnFunnyComedian> That's one thing I've never done.
[06:29:15] <%Mr_Miles> I don't mean for a convo, i mean for the entire thing
[06:29:22] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Is Craigslist still a thing?
01[06:29:30] <GodlessCunt> I don't follow Mr_Miles
[06:29:30] <Hubacub> Kinda.
[06:29:32] <%Mr_Miles> Yes
[06:29:43] <SamuelL> I understand what you're saying
[06:29:50] <bloop> just tell her to go fuck herself
[06:29:54] <bloop> and stop talking to her
[06:29:56] <bloop> she's a cunt.
[06:29:57] <Hubacub> ^^^^
[06:29:58] <SamuelL> Nah
[06:30:01] <SamuelL> It's too much fun
[06:30:05] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Just fuck the bitch and get it over with.
[06:30:12] <SamuelL> This is some serious lulz right now
[06:30:13] <Hubacub> You're getting off to this shit
[06:30:20] <TheUnFunnyComedian> If you ain't gettin that pussy, it ain't worth it dude.
[06:30:23] <Hubacub> ^
01[06:30:28] <GodlessCunt> give us some more highlights about the conversation itself
[06:30:30] <SamuelL> I'm literally listening to this chick's exboyfriend cry
[06:30:31] <Hubacub> Dude, just fuck her.
[06:30:34] <HeavenlyArmed> the only people not getting off to this right now are the guy and Mr_Miles
01[06:30:37] <GodlessCunt> I'm really curious about this kind of situation
01[06:30:42] <GodlessCunt> what to say when someone is just crying
[06:30:44] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Keep him on the line, and fuck her.
01[06:30:45] <GodlessCunt> it's really strange to me
[06:30:48] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Make him listen.
[06:30:51] <SamuelL> ha!
[06:30:54] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Fuck to his tears.
[06:31:01] <SamuelL> This is so surreal
[06:31:02] <bloop> well
[06:31:06] <Hubacub> Use his tears as lube.
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[06:31:10] <HeavenlyArmed> oh, and bloop
[06:31:12] <bloop> that's why you don't try to make a whore into a housewife
[06:31:17] <bloop> let him cry
[06:31:20] <lubeman> tears do make good lube.
[06:31:21] <HeavenlyArmed> I don't think bloop gets off
[06:31:37] <TheUnFunnyComedian> God, bloop is such a puritanical fuck.
[06:31:37] <bloop> meh?
[06:31:38] <Hubacub> Lubeman, hi.
03[06:31:45] * Hubacub is now known as ButtKing
[06:31:47] <lubeman> hello
[06:31:47] <SamuelL> I can't tell how much she's acting
[06:31:59] <SamuelL> Because she's actually a pretty good actor
[06:32:01] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Who cares, just fuck her.
[06:32:09] <ButtKing> Just.Fuck.Her
[06:32:09] <lubeman> It was me. I was Wil Wheaton the whole time.
01[06:32:10] <GodlessCunt> this could be like a strange roleplay
[06:32:15] <SamuelL> Yea
01[06:32:20] <GodlessCunt> I'm borrowing the first part from UnFunny
[06:32:21] <ButtKing> It might be
[06:32:22] <SamuelL> I'm wondering if the guy is actually getting off to this, too
[06:32:27] <SamuelL> And they're just trolling me.
[06:32:37] <ButtKing> It might be roleplay for both of them.
01[06:32:38] <GodlessCunt> but instead of just listening to the guy cry, you also have bloop ranting in the background
01[06:32:42] <GodlessCunt> about what kind of slut she is
01[06:32:44] <GodlessCunt> as you have sex
[06:32:47] <TheUnFunnyComedian> lol
[06:32:49] <ButtKing> I think you're being trolled.
[06:32:52] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Yes!
[06:33:03] <bloop> that guy is not getting off to it and neither are you
[06:33:06] <bloop> you're just playing to the crowd
[06:33:10] <bloop> you're still in her palm
[06:33:11] <SamuelL> ButtKing, it does seem like that, but the amount of time we've spent together is far out of that possibility
[06:33:14] <bloop> wimps
[06:33:18] <SamuelL> She'd have to be the best troll I've ever met.
01[06:33:31] <GodlessCunt> well, some people are natural manipulators
01[06:33:35] <GodlessCunt> that's different from being a troll
01[06:33:37] <GodlessCunt> it's who they are
[06:33:37] <ButtKing> I think there's an element of roleplay to this.
01[06:33:41] <GodlessCunt> not what they pretend to be
[06:33:42] <SamuelL> I believe she just hung up on me
[06:33:56] <ButtKing> She's fucking him.
[06:34:00] <ButtKing> I'm sure of it.
[06:34:02] <SamuelL> Well, I know that
[06:34:06] <SamuelL> I'm not worried about that
[06:34:08] <HeavenlyArmed> now just go over and join them
01[06:34:39] <GodlessCunt> and people ask me why I never disclose personal stuff to other people
01[06:34:40] <GodlessCunt> this is the reason
[06:35:11] <HeavenlyArmed> because internet anonymity turns even peopple who are often kind and caring into shitheads?
[06:35:20] <ButtKing> http://strawpoll.me/4172553
[06:35:21] <[einbot]>  Straw Poll
[06:35:25] <HeavenlyArmed> probably a good reason
01[06:35:27] <GodlessCunt> I don't think it's the internet
01[06:35:34] <GodlessCunt> the internet simply provides more opportunities for that
01[06:35:39] <GodlessCunt> people are who they are
[06:35:40] <SamuelL> I mean, I voted yes
[06:36:05] <HeavenlyArmed> well, allow me to rephrase
[06:36:10] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I voted no!
[06:36:23] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I'm rooting for this hag!
[06:36:31] <lubeman> samuel, do you want to fuck y girlfriend?
[06:36:53] <HeavenlyArmed> it gives people an outlet to let the shittiest parts of their personality shine through without consequence
01[06:37:19] <GodlessCunt> I don't think it's about consequences either
01[06:37:46] <GodlessCunt> when most people get together with friends as an example
01[06:37:50] <GodlessCunt> they talk shit about other people all the time
01[06:38:02] <GodlessCunt> the internet just gives you the opportunity to do that on a greater scale
[06:38:06] <SamuelL> Should I send this:
[06:38:07] <SamuelL> "What the hell?  Thanks for letting me listen into that call, I definitely do not want to be anywhere near involved in any of that.  Have fun with your BS."
[06:38:19] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Nah.
[06:38:26] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Wait it out.
[06:38:30] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Then fuck 'em both.
[06:38:43] <HeavenlyArmed> honestly, SamuelL, yes, I'd say you probably should
[06:38:57] <bloop> derrrrrr
01[06:39:13] <GodlessCunt> quick add
[06:39:14] <HeavenlyArmed> for the sake of there is indeed some fucked up stuff going on there
[06:39:18] <SamuelL> I'm adding this modifier at the end:
01[06:39:18] <GodlessCunt> maybe you can slip in a question there
[06:39:19] <SamuelL> Let me know when you've actually sorted it out, if ever.
[06:39:20] <TheUnFunnyComedian> So, bloop, what constitutes a slut, if I may ask?
[06:39:27] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Can a guy be a slut?
01[06:39:28] <GodlessCunt> ask her if she would be impressed if you showed her a card trick on the first date
[06:39:32] <bloop> no
[06:39:36] <TheUnFunnyComedian> What happens if you marry a guy slut?
[06:39:42] <bloop> guy's that get laid a lot are not sluts
[06:39:48] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Well, why not?
[06:39:52] <TheUnFunnyComedian> What are they?
[06:39:57] <TheUnFunnyComedian> What's the difference?
[06:40:01] <bloop> because it's hard to get laid a lot as a guy (with the right caliber of women)
[06:40:03] <SamuelL> Sent.
[06:40:06] <bloop> as a woman it's not hard
[06:40:15] <bloop> different standards
01[06:40:20] <GodlessCunt> shit just got real SamuelL
[06:40:31] <TheUnFunnyComedian> That's literally the dumbest thing I think I've ever read in my life.
[06:40:31] <SamuelL> "Seen 11:31pm"
[06:40:36] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I feel dumber now.
[06:40:41] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I lost IQ points.
[06:40:48] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I'm sorry I asked.
[06:40:57] <bloop> makes sense to me
[06:41:13] <ButtKing> http://strawpoll.me/4172573
[06:41:14] <[einbot]>  Straw Poll
[06:41:43] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Who the hell voted 25%?
[06:41:53] <SamuelL> She's typing
[06:42:00] <SamuelL> oh shit, niggas
[06:42:08] <SamuelL> "I've already done so many terrible things"
[06:42:15] <SamuelL> "I can't keep hurting people anymore"
01[06:42:26] <GodlessCunt> rofl
[06:42:32] <TheUnFunnyComedian> You are being played so hard.
[06:42:34] <SamuelL> Anyone got a good reply?
[06:42:38] <SamuelL> "I don't want this"
[06:42:39] <HeavenlyArmed> so far we have 5 votes for she's a slut, one vote each for 25% AIDS and not a slut, and 3 votes for 150%
[06:42:43] <TheUnFunnyComedian> You better get the pussy at the end of this.
06[06:42:43] * GodlessCunt np: Dark Funeral - The Arrival Of Satan's Empire
01[06:43:14] <GodlessCunt> I would totally get into it
[06:43:16] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Seriously, who the fuck voted 25%?
01[06:43:17] <GodlessCunt> write something like
[06:43:21] <SamuelL> "And if you feel taht way, I don't think we should talk anymore."
[06:43:25] <SamuelL> "This isn't fair to either of us."
[06:43:27] <ButtKing> Oh wow.
[06:43:39] <ButtKing> She's playing you so fucking hard.
[06:43:41] <ButtKing> Dude.
[06:43:43] <SamuelL> Yea?
[06:43:44] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I'm way better than 25%.
[06:43:47] <SamuelL> She's typing again
[06:43:50] <HeavenlyArmed> "Then stop with all this, figure out what you really want, and then go with it"
[06:43:52] <bloop> tell her you're not hurt
[06:43:54] <bloop> you don't care
[06:43:54] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I'm like, at least 75%.
[06:43:54] <ButtKing> You are being trolled so fucking much.
[06:43:59] <bloop> and then "see ya"
01[06:44:03] <GodlessCunt> "by simply trying to hold on to this relationship that has clearly evaporated, you're making it harder for both him and yourself to move on. Continuing this will bring no closure, only more pain, especially for him."
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[06:44:09] <TheUnFunnyComedian> CLIPPY!
01[06:44:12] <GodlessCunt> .np zubrils
[06:44:13] <TheUnFunnyComedian> I missed you!
[06:44:14] <lubeman> Start crying. it worked for the other guy
[06:44:18] <[Clippy]> zubrils is listening to Dark Funeral - The Arrival of Satan's Empire from the album Diabolis Interium (played 10 times)
[06:44:19] <SamuelL> That's good, GodlessCunt
[06:44:21] <SamuelL> I'm going for it
[06:44:27] <bloop> no it isn't
[06:44:33] <bloop> stop texting her you retard
[06:44:39] <ButtKing> She's definitely trolling you.
[06:44:40] <ButtKing> She'
[06:44:49] <ButtKing> She's getting off to this so hard.
[06:44:58] <SamuelL> I just sent GodlessCunt's shit verbatim
[06:44:58] <%Mr_Miles> Oh no.. my brother is talking to himself again
[06:45:07] <lubeman> give me this bitche's number
[06:45:08] <%Mr_Miles> Can't wait to get the fuck out of here
[06:45:11] <lubeman> she sounds cool
[06:45:11] <bloop> i mean of course you're gonna hurt people you fucking whore
01[06:45:12] <GodlessCunt> what kind of messages is he getting today?
[06:45:14] <bloop> you've known you would all along
[06:45:15] <ButtKing> Is he schizophrenic?
[06:45:17] <SamuelL> Keep the replies coming, faggots
[06:45:18] <bloop> because you're a horrible slut
[06:45:36] <HeavenlyArmed> talking to yourself is normal
[06:45:37] <%Mr_Miles> I don't know what he is buttking, he refuses to see any mental health people
[06:45:44] <ButtKing> Wow.
[06:45:49] <lubeman> howold is he?
[06:45:52] <%Mr_Miles> Full blown conversations, HeavenlyArmed
[06:45:57] <SamuelL> Seen at 11:36, but she's not typing
[06:45:57] <%Mr_Miles> He's 28
[06:45:57] <ButtKing> Sam, call her a fucking bitch.
[06:46:04] <HeavenlyArmed> as long as you don't have conversations with two vastly opposing sides
[06:46:09] <ButtKing> And say that she doesn't deserve your dick.
01[06:46:25] <GodlessCunt> welcome to the post-show chat
01[06:46:28] <GodlessCunt> #realtalk only
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[06:46:34] <HeavenlyArmed> like, I can talk to myself for extended periods of time, but I don't argue with myself
01[06:46:48] <GodlessCunt> well, we all do that in our heads
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01[06:46:54] <GodlessCunt> doing it out loud doesn't mean anything imo
[06:47:00] <%Mr_Miles> It sounds like he's talking to someoneone, HeavenlyArmed .. but he isn't
01[06:47:05] <GodlessCunt> you still should try to avoid doing that while people are around
[06:47:06] <%Mr_Miles> This isn't his only issue
[06:47:20] <HeavenlyArmed> then yeah, there may be something wrong there
[06:47:43] <%Mr_Miles> He's also convinced he's Einstein reincarnate
[06:47:55] <%Mr_Miles> But he's about as clever as a tree
[06:48:07] <SamuelL> Oh, I'm going to do something, she hasn't replied yet
01[06:48:32] <GodlessCunt> you might have blown her mind
[06:48:37] <bloop> who the fuck are you talking about Mr_Miles
01[06:48:39] <GodlessCunt> with this very rational and simple realization
[06:48:58] <%Mr_Miles> he's also convinced NASA spies on him for their top secret projects, taps his mind to get info but don't want to pay him
[06:49:03] <TheUnFunnyComedian> His brother, bloop.
[06:49:08] <%Mr_Miles> my brother, bloop
[06:49:12] <SamuelL> I'm going to say: "I did get a sadistic high from that call, as I stopped being involved for minutes and started laughing at both of you.  It's actually pretty pathetic."
[06:49:14] <SamuelL> Should I?
[06:49:19] <bloop> is he schizophrenic
01[06:49:22] <GodlessCunt> Mr_Miles maybe you can try this some day
01[06:49:25] <GodlessCunt> SamuelL not yet
[06:49:26] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Do not do that.
01[06:49:29] <GodlessCunt> but keep it saved somewhere
[06:49:29] <lubeman> tone it down
[06:49:32] <SamuelL> Better response?
[06:49:36] <TheUnFunnyComedian> You need to get that pussy first.
[06:49:42] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Before you burn the bridge.
[06:49:45] <%Mr_Miles> His dad actually was schizophrenic so he may have some of that
01[06:49:45] <GodlessCunt> wait till she replies
[06:49:50] <SamuelL> No, I dont' want her pussy if I can't date her
[06:49:50] <bloop> SamuelL: I like that one
[06:49:54] <bloop> make that your last text
[06:50:37] <bloop> if we're lucky maybe they'll suicide together
[06:50:43] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Get that pussy damnit!
[06:51:02] <HeavenlyArmed> bloop: that's fucked up, kind sir
[06:51:12] <SamuelL> "I did get a sadistic high from that call, as I stopped being involved for minutes and started laughing at both of you.  It's actually pretty pathetic.  I thought you were smarter than this."
01[06:51:26] <GodlessCunt> HeavenlyArmed you don't understand - these people don't have a future like ours
[06:51:26] <bloop> no
[06:51:27] <TheUnFunnyComedian> There you go.
[06:51:30] <bloop> remove that last sentence
[06:51:32] <TheUnFunnyComedian> That makes it better.
[06:51:34] <SamuelL> Sent
[06:51:35] <bloop> because we all know that's not true
[06:51:36] <SamuelL> Fuck you
[06:51:41] <lubeman> Go over there Tony Soprano style, and whip that boi with your belt.
[06:51:44] <SamuelL> No, bloop, she really is a smart person
[06:51:47] <SamuelL> She's typing
[06:51:53] <ButtKing> Oh wow.
[06:51:58] <ButtKing> She's such a bitch.
[06:52:05] <SamuelL> She stopped typing, now she's mindfucked
[06:52:06] <ButtKing> Dude, you're being played.
[06:52:07] <SamuelL> MINDFUCKED
[06:52:17] <TheUnFunnyComedian> You done got that pussy right there.
[06:52:23] <HeavenlyArmed> I'm dying here, thanks godless
[06:52:49] <bloop> hahah it's so funny because you couldn't wrap your mind around a philosophical paper
[06:52:52] <bloop> because you're so dumb
[06:52:57] <bloop> so now it's funny
[06:53:03] <bloop> hahahah nice quip bros
[06:53:09] <HeavenlyArmed> oh, I didn't bother reading it because frankly I don't care
[06:53:20] <SamuelL> Aha, she's typing again
[06:53:23] <SamuelL> She thought that one through
[06:53:31] <SamuelL> "I felt it too"
[06:53:32] <TheUnFunnyComedian> bloop, I read it, I understood what you were saying.
[06:53:32] <HeavenlyArmed> it's just funny as a response
[06:53:33] <SamuelL> WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
[06:53:35] <TheUnFunnyComedian> It was stupid.
01[06:53:40] <GodlessCunt> lol
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[06:53:45] <bloop> you'd be the only one if that were true
[06:53:47] <TheUnFunnyComedian> She felt the connection.
[06:53:52] <TheUnFunnyComedian> She wants your dick now.
[06:54:00] <%Mr_Miles> welcome back to highschool sabrinaa
[06:54:03] <SamuelL> "And I knew you felt that way."
[06:54:14] <SamuelL> sabrinaa, this is fucking hilarious
[06:54:15] <HeavenlyArmed> she's just as much of a sadistic fuck as you, is what she meant
[06:54:16] <sabrinaa> Hooray! Are you guys going to tell me to kill myself too?
[06:54:36] <%Mr_Miles> Only because you live in Canada
[06:54:36] <bloop> it's not funny
[06:54:38] <sabrinaa> What's hilarious SamuelL
[06:54:40] <bloop> stop texting the stupid whore
[06:54:48] <SamuelL> But bloop, it's so funny
[06:54:50] <TheUnFunnyComedian> Nah, he needs to get her pussy first.
[06:54:55] <sabrinaa> Someone give me the TLDR
[06:54:58] <HeavenlyArmed> nah, no Ben fan should kill themselves
[06:55:05] <lubeman> sam got cucked
[06:55:12] <sabrinaa> Yay :3 HeavenlyArmed
[06:55:16] <SamuelL> She's calling me
[06:55:21] <sabrinaa> Stil?
[06:55:23] <ButtKing> http://strawpoll.me/4172633/
[06:55:24] <[einbot]>  Straw Poll
[06:55:34] <ButtKing> Dude, dump that bitch.
[06:55:37] <SamuelL> She's still on the phone with him
[06:55:38] <%Mr_Miles> oh sabrinaa this has been going on for some time
[06:55:39] <SamuelL> WTF
[06:55:45] <SamuelL> And now I'm listening in
[06:55:50] <TheUnFunnyComedian> bloop is not 150%.
[06:55:52] <%Mr_Miles> even my insane brothers couldnt derail this convo
[06:55:54] <sabrinaa> The calling part was happening when I left D:
[06:55:55] <SamuelL> ...
[06:55:59] <TheUnFunnyComedian> He's mabe 50% max.
[06:55:59] <HeavenlyArmed> sam got a good amount of entertainment hearing the girl talking on the phone to her ex
[06:56:04] <sabrinaa> Insane brothers? Mr_Miles