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Fluffy Mummy

May 4th, 2012
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  2. >Live in apartment complex.
  3. >Single fluffy mare lives under front steps.
  4. >Have complained to the manager but he likes fluffy ponies.
  5. "Quit being an asshole. She's not hurting anything."
  6. >She's annoying as hell; thinks you're her friend.
  7. >Runs out to babble at you every time you go outside.
  8. >To go to work...to get mail...when you go to the bar.
  9. >"Hewwo fwiend! Wan' pway?"
  10. >Ignore the stupid little shit.
  11. >Soon, she gets pregnant.
  12. >Neighbors leave her food during pregancy.
  13. >A few weeks later, three squeaking fluffy foals.
  14. >"Fwiend! Come see babees!"
  15. "No I don't want to see your wretched spawn."
  16. >Neighbors think fluffy foals are adorable.
  17. >Food donations continue for a while but finally taper off.
  18. >Fluffy mare has to leave foals to go forage.
  19. >Dumb foals do not stay in safe den.
  20. >See them stumbling around on stubby legs, trying to hug strangers.
  21. >Stray dog does not give huggies.
  22. >Stray dog kills all three shrieking foals for fun.
  23. >Fluffy mare finds babies mangled on sidewalk.
  24. >Cries pitifully over her dead foals.
  25. >Neighbors can do nothing, so they close windows or turn up music.
  26. >You decide to go get drunk to celebrate.
  27. >As you leave, fluffy hugs your leg, desperate for any comfort.
  28. >"Babees die. *sob* Why babees died?"
  29. >Lean down. Face to face.
  30. "Because you are a bad mommy and you didn't love your babies enough."
  31. >Shake her off...walk away.
  32. >Hours later, come back drunk.
  33. >Fluffy mommy drowned in her own tears.
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