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- >Live in apartment complex.
- >Single fluffy mare lives under front steps.
- >Have complained to the manager but he likes fluffy ponies.
- "Quit being an asshole. She's not hurting anything."
- >She's annoying as hell; thinks you're her friend.
- >Runs out to babble at you every time you go outside.
- >To go to work...to get mail...when you go to the bar.
- >"Hewwo fwiend! Wan' pway?"
- >Ignore the stupid little shit.
- >Soon, she gets pregnant.
- >Neighbors leave her food during pregancy.
- >A few weeks later, three squeaking fluffy foals.
- >"Fwiend! Come see babees!"
- "No I don't want to see your wretched spawn."
- >Neighbors think fluffy foals are adorable.
- >Food donations continue for a while but finally taper off.
- >Fluffy mare has to leave foals to go forage.
- >Dumb foals do not stay in safe den.
- >See them stumbling around on stubby legs, trying to hug strangers.
- >Stray dog does not give huggies.
- >Stray dog kills all three shrieking foals for fun.
- >Fluffy mare finds babies mangled on sidewalk.
- >Cries pitifully over her dead foals.
- >Neighbors can do nothing, so they close windows or turn up music.
- >You decide to go get drunk to celebrate.
- >As you leave, fluffy hugs your leg, desperate for any comfort.
- >"Babees die. *sob* Why babees died?"
- >Lean down. Face to face.
- "Because you are a bad mommy and you didn't love your babies enough."
- >Shake her off...walk away.
- >Hours later, come back drunk.
- >Fluffy mommy drowned in her own tears.
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