Saving Satanists

SAVING SATANISTS
chapter 1!
Hello I'm Christian Preecher and this is the story of my time at high school. I'm going to be going to Cliff woods high school, and this is a story for you to read about me at high achoo.

So first day of school, I woke up in the morning cause my alarm clock went off and said "BEEP BEEP BEEP" at me and I jumped out of bed and I was full of energetic. I was so excited to share the Gospel of Jesus with everyone at school! I put on my clothes, which was a pair of blue pants, a shirt with a collar, a tie, and my shoe. I also make sure that my hare looked nice, and not sticking up in weird places, cause I wanted to look profession.

I went down the stairs to go eat breakfast that my mom made! She was making pancakes with blueberries inside them and also eggs and glasses of orange juice! "Good morning Chris!" She said, "are you exited for you first day at high school." I said "Good morning Mother! Yes I'm very excited to go to high school, and learn things and minister to everyone that's there!" I ate my food, and then I had to go to school, and it was only a block from my house that i lived in, so I walked.

When I was there I saw my friend from church named Craig. "Hi Craig!" I said. "Did you get your classes yet." He said "Yeah, I did. I have Physical science first period, and then I have English, and then Algebra, and then art and lunch. How about you?"

I said"I have art first period and I have English second period, and civics third and then physical science! What classes do you have after lunch? I have algebra, and then health and Gym!"

"I have health, then civic and then gym! We have English and Gym together!" Craig said with a smile! "I have to go at my class, cause I can't be late!"

"Good luck and God Blessing on you! I said as I waved goodbye. Then I went to my locker to put my lunch in it, and then I went to art class!

I got into art class, and I said" hi" to the teacher, cause it's nice to say hi to teachers! She said "Hello" and then she said "sit down, I'll give you your seating assingments later today!" With a smile on her face. She seemed really nice, and I saw the cross necklace around her neck and my heart was happy. There were other Christians here!

The classroom got full of people, but none of them was my friends! I didn't recognize at any of them! I was a little bit scared, but I knew that Jesus wanted me to be brace so I could minister at them. Then the bell rang and the teacher went to the front of the room that we were sitting there in. "Hi I'm Miss Jones and I'm your art teacher! If you do not have Art first period. Then this not your classroom." One student left the room, cause he didn't have art first period. Then she told us the rules in the class, and then gave us seating assignments. She assigned some people to sit in the front row, and then she called out the second row. "Kendall, Elise, Eric, Claudia and Christian!"

I sat in the desk in the second row, and this girl sat next to me. So this is Claudia I though. She had blond hair, and light skin. She wore a camo pants, and black boots with laces, and she wore a leather jacket, and a shirt that says "Dimmu Burger" on it. She had glasses and make up on her face, like dark eyeliner and dark lipstick. I said "hi" to her. She didn't look at me because she was drawing in her notebook. "Hey Claudia!" I said to her and she looked at me through her glasses.

"Hello," Claudia said and I noticed that she talked funny. "What is your name."

"I'm Chris!"I said. "Why is you not talking like an American, like your accent isn't American."

"I am a... what do you call it, Foren exchange Student." She said.

"Oh cool!" I said. "What county are you form?"

"I am from Sweden" she said and she set her notebook down in her desk. I looked in it, because the pages were open. Inside was a picture of a demon, and it were drawn in ink, and there were a lot of detail on it, and there were stanic symbols all over it. I was impressed by how she could draw but it was a really scary and satanic demon so I fainted. I woke up a minute later though.

"So... what do you do for fun?" I said kinda awkward, because I just fainted and maybe she asked me something when I was unconscience. And me not answering might have been rude, cause people form foreign countries have deferent manners than Americans sometimes.

"I draw." Claudia said.

"Oh cool, me too! Anything else? You like doing?" I said.

"I listen to music a lot and play video games sometimes but I mostly draw." She said.

"Oh cool!!!! I like video games like Sonic and Mario! I like to work out, and I like sports, and also I'm very religious! Do you have a region?" I said. I didn't want to say I'm Christian Right away, because I could get in trouble, but I probably wouldn't in Miss Jones art class but I still wanted to be kinda careful.

Claudia shook her head slightly and I didn't know what she meant by it because she said "Yes."

I was confused but I summed up the courage to ask her question. "Do you want to go to youth group with me! It's at my church."

She rolled her eyes, and I could see her roll her eye through her glasses. "No." she said. "I do not like church."

I said"why not?"

She groaned. "You can't tell?" The bell rang and we went to our next classes. I had English next, with Craig , and then civics with a friend from church named Rachel! She is awesome and cool but I didn't have any other classes with her though. I went to physical scents, but I didn't know ANYONE and the teacher wore a tie die shirt and sandals. AND HE HAD LONG HAIR. So I said "why are you wear a tie die shirt" and he said "why are you wearing a dress shirt and tie" and I didn't know what to say so I was quite.

And lunch happened! I ate a taco salad! And I tried to find Claudia to say hello to her, but I found another girl who looked a lots like her, but different, because dark hair. She wore a. Trench coat and she had a book open and was writing on paper. "Hi what's your name! I'm Chris!" I said,

"Go away you dum dum," she said. "I was doing a complicated calculus problem and You interrupt at me!"

"I'm sorry," I said, I looked at her page and saw her name was Sam L. "I'm so sorry Sam I didn't mean it!"

And then a dude with long hair came there. "Go away, stupid" he said. So I left. I sat with my friends Craig and Rachel and Ryan and Trevor and Amber and Mariah!

I went to algebra then, and I sat next to Claudia again! The teacher taught a lesson, and Claudia just looked at the teacher confused. "I never learned what that means," she said. "I can teach you American you need to do mat!" I said, and she said "sure why not."

Then I went to health class. My friend Mariah was in health!!!! I smiled cause I had a friend, and the teacher let us sit next to who we wanted to sit next! So I sat next Mariah and some of her other friends.

The I had gym, and guess who was there? Craig, yeas but also Claudia! I went over to her and said Hi! She looked at me awkward. "You're here again?" She said. We were all wearing gym uniforms, cause we had gym uniforms, which was navy blue shorts and white t shirts with Cliff Woods High School wrote on them in navy blue!

"Yep! What's a coincidence, that we have so many classes together!" I said smiling. She played with her glasses. Craig came there, where we were! "Chris who is this?" He said.

"Craig, this is Claudia! She's a foreign exchange student, from Sweden! Claudia. This is my friend Craig from Youth group! He's really nice!"I said.

"Hi Claudia," Craig said.

"Hello Claudia said.

And the teacher had us run 5 laps around the gym, and then we did push ups and sit ups and then school was over!

I said goodbye at my friends, and went home! I was so happy and I told my mom all about the day! Except for Sam and the long hair dude who called me names.


Saving Satanists
Chapter 2!

So not a lot happened for a couple days, but then a few day later, I got to talk to Claudia again in art class! She was wearing a trench coat, and a spiked collar and a shirt that said "Dark throne" and dark jeans, they looked black but maybe they dark grey or really really dark blue. The  class had a project that we were doing, where we had to paint a vase that was full of sunflowers. I was painting the water in the vase even though she was still draw an outline!

"Why you drawing so slow?" I said. She snarled at me.

"Why are you rushing you art??" She said and then she kept drawing the outline. I said "but The deadline!" And she roll her eyes.

"Shut up and let me finish my art" she said. I felt kinda insulted at but I kept painting my case of sunflowers. I finished it, and my teacher Miss Jones said it was nice and told me to put on the drying rack to dry! I liked Miss Jones because she was nice.

Claudia didn't even look at me the rest of the class even though I kept try to talk to her and at end of class, she only had a couple tiny spots of yellow paint on her painting.

The bell rang and I had to go to another class which was English and then to civics!!! But not a lot happens, until Physical science. When the teacher whose name was Mr Bryan said "okay everyone we're doing a lab!! On the property of M***J****!" The whole class cheered. Two girls, one was a red haired girl wearing at a shirt with a b*ng on it, and the other was a brown hair grill with glasses and a shirt with a m***j**** leaf on it, cheered really loud and said "Yay pot!" I looked up at Mr Bryan.

"Mister Bryan," I said, "I can't do this lab, because I believe in Jesus and He doesn't want people to do drugs."

The two girls laughed. "You believe in GOD!!!" They laughed. "What a nerd!" The one with glasses said.

"What a dum dum! He doesn't know there ain't a God!" The red head said, laughing and pointing at me.

"Chris leave the room please, I'm aloud to excuse you based on your religion. Does anyone else want to leave?" No one else raised there hands. "Okay Chris you can leave now, you are excused from the lab entirely."

I walked out in the hall with my backpack and knew that I had stood up for Jesus. I hummed a hymn "How great thou art" as I walked along the hallways. And then I saw long haired dude from lunch! I waved and said "Hi!"

He just glared. "You little dum dum, you interrupt at my girlfriend while she was doing calculus!! You gonna pay!" And he stuck my face in a water fountain. But then some teacher I think it was a chemistry teacher, showed up and told him to go at the principals office for bullying me. And I said to the dude as he left, "Jesus loves you!" And I smiled as I put paper towel in my hair to dry it off.

Then I left, and I still had twenty minutes before lunch. I walked past some English rooms, and I saw my friend Mariah in one of them! So I waved at her and she waved back but I didn't realize that Claudia was in the same room. She was focusing intent on the lesson, and then she move her glasses around on her face, and then she took some notes. And then she saw me and scowl at me and took some more notes. I walked away and then went by the math rooms and saw Sam in one the rooms, the most advanced calculus room. There was only seven other people in the class, and none of them was wear at trench coats. Most of them had glasses, and a lot of them looked really smart. I walked down the halls some more, and I waved at some of my friends in there classes. And then the bell for lunch rang!! I sat with my friends again, and this time, I ate a burger. We smiled and talked and made jokes, but not dirty jokes, and I warned everyone about the lab in psychical science. They shook there heads.

Then I got up and went over to Sam. She was with some other people, some of them wore black and trench coats and some wore tie die and some were the people in the calculus room. "Hey Sam." I said. The whole table look at me awkward.

"What do you want?" She muttered.

"I want to say sorry, for interrupt your Math problem yesterday, I didn't realize what you was doing. Can you forgive at me?"

"Sure, I guess," she said. "I mean you are just a freshman." Some people at the table laughed, and then they all went to talk among theirselves. I walked away to go somewhere else, and I still had about maybe five minutes before lunch was over, so I looked for Claudia. I walked past the science rooms, and in my science room I saw Mr. Bryan smoking m***j**** with the two girls. When they saw me outside the door they did the middle finger up at me and laughed. "He believe in Jesus but we know better cause we're atheist!." The one with glasses said. And then they all laughed. I was insulted at.

And then I walked by the art classrooms. And just outside one of them was Claudia, and she was drawing in her notebook. I sat next to her quietly not want to bother her but I wanted to see what she were drawing. And I saw a dude hanging from a noose, and he was covered in blood. I fainted again, because it was blood, and scary too. Then I woke up, and Claudia was glare at me. "What are you doing here with me. Go away," she said.

"I just wanted to say hi! And make sure you was okay, cause it's awful being lonely at lunch!!" I said.

"You don't get at it do you?" She said, shutting at the notebook. "I don't want you poke your nose in my business. I don't want to be around and of you people."

"But you won't have any friends!" I said.

"Friends are bad, cause they just leave you. And call you crazy." She said, shutting at the notebook.

"Not all friends do that! Not Jesus!" I said.

She cringed. "Never say that word around me." She said, getting up to go to math class. I flowed her, but I couldn't keep up with the pace walking! So I ran to catch up with her. "Please, Jesus can make you feel happy and not lonely!" I said.

She turned to face me. "No. The only thing we are talking about from here forward. Is how to do math in American." And then she went to algebra, and we were in the same class and we sat next to each other. She was confused on the lesson again and I explained it, because she need an explanation. After I explain the lesson, I said "you can come sit with me and my friends at lunch tomorrow!"

She narrowed her eyes at me. "I don't need preaching." She said. "I need math help, so I can get good grades so I can stay here."

"But why you want stay here, if you have no friends?" I said.

"Because. It's worth anything to get rid of my parents." She said.

"What do you mean!! I love my mom!!" I said. "I never want to get rid of her!!"

"Good for you." She said. "My host family respects me more than my actual parent, now let's talk abound math now."

So we talked about math. And then I went to Health class, and I had fun talk about how to eat healthy!!' With Mariah and all her friends, and we played a game where we sorted healthy food away from unhealthy food! And the girl with glasses from my physical sciences class, was so high on drugs that she said milkshakes was a healthy food!!! The teacher, her name was Ms White, polite chuckled and then said that milkshakes weren't healthy and I then learned that the girl with the glasses name, was Kitty.

And then I went to Gym with Craig and Claudia, and we did some laps in the gym and then played volleyball. There was a couple of volleyball nets, because it was a big gym, and there were four differ ant teams. And we played volleyball. Claudia wasn't on my team though but Craig was and Craig and I had lots of fun! And then school was over!

I went to Claudia and asked if she needed math help after school, but she said "No I have to go home." And left. So then I went home, and did homework, and went outside and played basketball with some friends in my neighborhood!


Saving Satanists
Chapter 3!

We had a assembly, in the gym about a week later to celebrate our football team and I would tried out, but I didn't hit at my growth spurt yet. I didn't see Claudia at the assembly but maybe cause our gym is big, and it happen before first period and so maybe she just skipped but I didn't know. Where she was.

And then I went to art class, and Claudia was there! She was wear a Burzum shirt, and jeans, and a trench coat and also makeup. I said hi to her and she said hello to me!! And then guess what happen? The teacher gave back our art projects, the ones with the sunflowers, and Claudia got a A+!!! But then I got mine and it was a C!! None my art teachers before gave a C at me!!! So I asked "Why did I get a C!!!" And the teacher Miss Jones said "look at the rubric."

And I did and it said "You're composition was slight off and the paints were sloppy." And I thought "but she said it was nice to start with" and then I was a little insulted at. And then Miss Jones said "Okay everyone your next project is for the art show next week, you can do anything you want, but no nudity or violence, and please no religiously sensitive stuff, I know many of you are religious, and I am religious, but it's a school police."

And I was kinda sad cause I couldn't express my love for Jesus, but then I thought of a idea!! I would draw a bunch of happy people, around a planet earth!!! Cause God made people, and Earth! I look over at Claudia's Paper, and she was do a drawing of a dragon, and it was in a bunch of flames. I knew she were do symbolism, and I knew it be really scary when she finished, and I fainted. And then, I woke up again and start drawing at my earth with people on it, and hen the bell rang.

The next major stuff that happened was in physical science, I heard Kitty start talking to some random dude about how much m***j**** she smoked on the weekend. And then Kitty's friend, the red hair one, walked in!! She was wear a tie die shirt and she had a notebook in her hand.

"Hey Jen!" Kitty said. "Remember at Saturday, when we smoked weed, and I got the munches and order like ten pizza!! That was so funny!!"

"Yeah like totally funny!" Jen said and she opened at her note book. "I drew chicks in a bikinis. Like look!!!"

And Kitty said "Oh my gosh that so hot!! Show Chris, he's lame and believes in Jesus!" And then Jen came in my direction.

"Hey Chris," she said, flirting, "look at this picture!!!" And I looked, and there was three chicks in bikinis, and you could see there breasts and booties and everything, except for their lady bits.

I looked away quick. "That's not glorifying God." I said.

And then Mr. Bryan came in the classroom. "Guys, I have extra drugs, does anyone want some? I have m***j**** and co**** and LSD."

And some fat dude said "sure why not hail at Satan." And he kinda talked funny kinda like Claudia, maybe he Swedish too, and he wore a short with a pentagon on it, and he was fat and bald, and probably never worked out ever. And he was a Satanist, cause he said hail Satan!!!!!!

And Mr. Bryan gave him drugs. And Kitty and Jen laughed, and said "Lol you believe at Satan!!! You just as stupid as Chris who believe in Jesus!" And then they said "we want drugs!" And Mr. Bryan gave them drugs, and then he said "okay don't tell anyone about this!" And then class let out and bell rang.

I was going to my locker to get my lunch that my mom made for me, and  I saw Jen and Kitty in the hall, and they pointed at me and laughed. "What a nerd!" They said. "He probably hates at gay people!" And then they chuckles.

"I don't hate gay people, but homosexual sex, is a sin!" I said. Proud and confident in Jesus.

"Lol, but Jesus don't exits!" Kitty said, and SHE KISSED JEN ON THE LIPS!

"STOP YOU HOMOSEXUALITY!" I said.

"Nope, you can't, cause I'm not homosexual I'm bisexual so there!" Jen said and she kissed Kitty on the lips and TOUCHED HER BREASTS!

I said! "no!" And then we all walked, close at the stairs, and they made me trip and fall down them! "No! Bully alert!" I said.

As I was fall Kitty said, "Have a nice... TRIP!" And then they laughed and then made out with each other and flipped there middle fingers at me! I want to cry but I didn't. I went to the lunch room and sat with my friends and ate my sandwich, it was a ham and cheese and lettuce sandwich on whole wheat bread, but then............,....,,. Sam showed up and took my friend Craig's chair while he was getting a napkin!

"That's not fair! I said.

"What you gonna do about it, freshman," she said. "Use your logic don't lie at me." And she sat down with her friends. And I sat with my friends And ate my food, and I left five minutes before the bell to find Claudia, and she was sit next to the art room with the fat satanist from before!!!! And they weren't speaking American, it was another language!

"WHAT YOU DOING! CLAUDIA HOW COULD YOU!" I said.

She just glared at me. "He's my boyfriend now, dim wit." She said. And she held his hand, the one that wasn't on his Nintendo ds. "Hail Satan am I right?" She said, and she looked at him.

"Hail Satan?" he said and he made the devil horn symbol at me, and I noticed he was wearing makeup, and I ran all the way to math class. Because I was scared that he sent demons flying at me, even though I knew I had the power of God on my side, still nervous because I don't want to be possessed at by demons cause that will stop me from doing God's work! So I went to Math class in the math classroom.

In math class I explained the lesson again to Claudia but she didn't talk to me about stuff that weren't math. I tried to talk to her multiple time, but she didn't listen and she just ignored me and she growled at me once and then the bell rang and I went to health. And in health class, Kitty was high on drugs again, and we were talking about the digestive system, and she just said "butt hole" over and over and over again!!! And the teacher said "Stop that it's actually called the anus!" But Kitty kept say "butt hole" and then she got kicked out the class, and I'm pretty sure she went at Mr Bryan's room and did drugs!

And then Gym happened, and we played basketball! And Claudia avoided at me and Craig!

I asked her "do you want to come over after school!"

But she said "Nope, go away i have a boyfriend dum dum!" I couldn't believe that she was dating with some fat satanist, that did drugs and did nothing but video games! I was appled that she would go out with him!

"Please hang out with me though??" I said.

"No way Jose." She said and went away. from me.

And I went home and told my mom all about school!! And then I did a lot of different stuff!!!!


Saving Satanists
Chapter 4'

I went to art class and IT WAS THE ART SHOW AFTER SCHOOL! Claudia was there, and she walked in there with her boyfriend THE FAT SATANIST. They just talked in their weird Sweden language and I didn't know what they was talking about, cause I didn't speak Sweden language!!!!!!! So I said "Claudia what are you talk about!"

She said some stuff In her native language at her boyfriend and then they laughed!!!!!! And i said "WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT." But she ignoramus at me. And I poked my face in the conversion, and said "WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT." And they looked at me, and her boyfriend, he laughed.

And Claudia said, "Hail Satan am I right!" She was wearing a black shirt, and it didn't have stuff on it, and camo pants and boots, and a trench coat. And of course her glasses, and makeup too and it was eye liner and lipstick, and founding or whatever it's called, that you put on to cover up freckles or a pimple of you have acne, I can't remember that's called.

"And I said don't hail at the devil?"

And her boyfriend said "Hail Satan" and did the (number of the beast) sign at me!!! And then he left.

And so we finished our art projects for the show the evening, after school and mine was awesome! Cause there were people on earth and it was bright and colorful! And Claudia's was cool, but it was really scary, and I tried not to faint but I accidentally fainted, but then I didn't. And then I woke up, and I gained a sense of Jesus's presence. And so I got in front the class, and delivered a sermon!

And afterwards, 4 people came up to me and asked me to teach them how to accept Jesus! Two of them were guys, one was from the football team. And the other was a band geek, I'm not try to be offense by Say that but isn't that the name of there click? And then there was a cheerleader chick, and then a girl in a burka! And they all accepted Jesus! But I was a little sad cause Claudia didn't accept him. But I at least planted seed of Jesus in her heart though! And I told those 4 people, where my church was and when youth group was! And they smiled and thanked at me!

Then the bell rang. But nothing really happened, until Physical science, when Mr Bryan didn't even show up and no sub teacher! So Kitty and Jen, and also this dude, who talked in a Mexico voice, and looked Mexican, divided to teach the classroom about M***J****!! Like we didn't already have twenty lessons about it, from Mr Bryan! I raised my hand and said!" "NO more m***j**** talk! Also stop you homosexuality!" Kitty just laughed and drew a girl on the board that had GOAT BREASTS. I gaped at her.

And then guess what!!!! ALL THREE OF THEM WAS SO HIGH ON DRUGS THAT THEY MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER! I ran out the class appalled, because they all tried get naked. And I came in the lunchroom, because lunch was soon, and I sat with my friends, but then Sam and her boyfriend showed up!!!

"What logic explanation you have for sir there, cause that's where we always sit." Sam boyfriend said.

"Cause we were here fist!" I said.

"Nuh uh you can't, cause we're Satanists that is also atheist so THEIR." Her boyfriend said. And then my friends said "we were here first so Go away." And they left.

And then after lunch when I ate turkey on a sandwich with whole wheat Brad, and then after lunch I went at math class with Claudia! "I'm so exited about the art show, what if you?" I said.

She said "yep" And I explain the lesson to her, and then health class and gym, and school was out and the art shoe! I went over to where the art show was, I looked at all the art in awe. But then some dude point at my picture, and he said "That's a dum art piece." And I was insulted at and almost cry and then I realize IT WAS THE MEXICAN DUDE FROM PSYCHIC SCIENCE. And I almost cry again. And then I saw Claudia, with her boyfriend, and they was hold hands, and she leaned her head on his blubber shoulder. And I cried, but then I though, maybe I can see her at her house and help her do math!

I text my mom and said "im go to chris house this night 2 do work" and she said "ok cool just b home 4 diner" an I said "yes mom luv u" and then I stay at the art show, until Claudia and her boyfriend left, and then I left after them. I saw Kitty and Jen make out shirtless in the halls, and they was wearing bras though so no full on naked. And then on street of her hose!

I knocked at her door, and her host mom answered at the door! "Hello Ma'am!" I said, wave my hand. "I'd like to speak to Claudia, about math!" I smiled.

"Hey Claudia, one your friends is here! He's charming, and cute too!"

Claudia came up the stairs, and I saw she was wear pentagons on her socks. Cause she wasn't wearing boots inside DUH. "What are you doing here! How do you know where I live! Go away, stupid creepy dum dum!!" She said and went downstairs, in the basement. Cause I was at ground lever.

Her host mom said "I'm sorry she react that way... I can't believe at that! I have to talk to her about that!" She shut the door gently. I went around the house though, to see if she needed math help!! I found her widow, the one that was on her room, and I looked in. SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND was there, talking in Sweden language and listen at stripper music that said Nazi stuff!! I nearly vomit on the ground.

And I ran home cause the Nazi music grossed me out.


Saving Satanists
Chapter 5

So I went to school and I talked to Claudia in art class!!! "Hi Claudia!!" I said, and I smile at her, like real genie smile!

"Hi Chris" she says. I looks at her eyes through her glasses and there red!! Either she high on drugs, or she's sad, or she's sick!!

"Are you ok Claudia?" I asks. Cause I want to make sure she's okay!!!

"Yeah I'm fine go away" she says.

"Claudia, are you're sure?"

"Actual no. My boyfriend got departed."

"Like you mean kicked out off America??" I said. I gaped.

"Yep" she say. "They found drugs in his locket. And he got a bad grade in meth so they deported him!! And he's in jail in Sweden now!" She started crying.

"I'm sorry!" I say. "That must be awful!"

"Yeah, it really is" she said, tears were streaming down her cheeks. And she ran out of the art room. "nO CLAUDIA WAIT!" I scream as she run out the art room, and I ran after her.

"Go away!! Leave me alone!!" She said. Weeping.

"But Claudia please! Jesus loves you more than any boyfriend ever could! Please??"

"No. I HATE AT JESUS because he is a dum dum." She said. And tears went down her cheeks. And she went in the bathroom. I came after her.

"Please Claudia!" I said. "Just list to me."

"No my soul belong to Satan." She said. "And I'm going to go meet him."

"NO! Don't suicide yourself! Jesus can help you!" I said.

"No." she said and she slice her wrists with the paper towel dispenser!!!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I said. I instantly called at 911. I saw there was blood come out her arm. I felt I was going to faint. But I prayed to Jesus. I said. "Dear Jesus, please help Satanen not die, and please give me strength to help her. I praise you and thank you for all you done for me. Amen." And I didn't faint!

I grab a paper towel out the paper towel dispense to stop the bleed until an ambulance showed up. "Claudia stay with me please" I said.

"Jesus is a dum dum! Go away you pervert." She said and she ran out the bathroom.

"No please you don't understand!" I said. And then the ambulance showed up. "Come on let's get you in the ambulance". And I took her to the ambulance, and the hospital, I went with her. She lost conscience. "Please Claudia stay with me! Your soul can't go at hell!" I said. I prayed to God again, to ask him for strength and guidance.

We got at the hospital emergent room and the doctors put her in a hospital bed and wheeled her off into Stiches. So they could stitch up her arm and make it better again. "Please God let Claudia live" I said.

I was in the waiting room and I thought maybe I should make sure my mom knows where I am so I text her "hi mom im in the er, cause my friend got hurt" and she aid "my goodness im so sorry ill be right there" and then she came in the hospital.

On a positive side I didn't have to go to physical scents where everyone was high in drugs. Cause I tried to tell the principle about everyone doing drugs and he said as a announce "A drug dog will come to school tomorrow and any individual with a drugs on them will be in a particular sorts of trouble." But they only caught the fat satanist who only had a tiny bit of drugs and the Mexican guy, who's name was Martin, with an accent mark on the i but I don't know how to do that in my diary on computer and his name was Martin and I heard he went to jail, but he got out because of his parents give him money to get out of jail. They didn't catch Mr Bryan or Jen or Kitty though because they stuck all there drugs in the fat satanists locker, because they laughed at him for believe in God and Satan.

"Hi Mom I'm so scared!" I said. "I'm afraid my friend Claudia is going to die!"

"Why don't we pray for her, again," she said and we prayed again. And then all a sudden a nurse came in the room!

"Hey are you friend of Claudia Olson??" She said. I said "yeah." She said "She's doing much better now, and she's got Stiches and she should be okay soon! She wants to talk to you though!" "I said okay" and then I came in her room!

"Hey Claudia," I said. "How you doing?"

"I'm doing better. I need to talk to you. I had a vision when I was lost conscience."

"Oh? What did you see?"

"I was dangling over a pit of fire with spikes, and it was just me, and then something kept stabbing me really hard but no one was there! But then I saw a glowing man, and he talked to me and said it will be okay and he helped me get out and then I woke up! What does that mean, Chris?"

"That means that Jesus is trying to save you, and get you out of what Satan did to you. You just have to except Him into your heart." I said.

"How do I do that?" she said.

"First you admit you're a sinner then believe Jesus is your Lord and Savior and then confess that he is Lord!"

"Okay, she said. "Dear God, I'm sorry that i sinned against you, and betray at you, and did so many evil things, I believe you are my Lord and Savior, and please come in my heart! Amen!"

"You did it!" I said.

"I feel so much happy now!" She said. And then I thought her a hymn, and we sang it.


Saving satanists
CHAPTER 6!!!

It was Halloween and over the past month God did a lot of working in Claudia's heart. She stop wearing shirts of satanic bands but she still wore boots and trench coat. That could still be fixed at, later, and she stopped doing Satan rituals or praising Satan and she came to youth group every time the had it at church with me! She even made a cross necklace and wore at it!

I came in school with a bunch of brothers with Bible verses in them! And I gave a few to Claudia to hand out? She said "what are these" and I said "These are brooches with Bible verses, to minister to people!" And she said "okay Cool!" And smiled at me.

I said "me and my friends ate going to deliver them at people at lunch" and she said "I'm so exited!" We did all of our classes before lunch, and in physics science, Mr. Bryan tonight us about c*****! I said "Don't please!!!" And then the power of God came inside me, and I delivered a sermon in class! "Everyone! God wants you to repent of doing drugs! He is offer you freedom from drugs!! You can be free form you sin! Repent!"

And one girl said "I want know more!" And so I talked her about Jesus, and gave her a brochure. She didn't repent yet but I prayed for her.

And then lunch happen! This is it, I think, I'm going to preach to satanists. I walked up at Sam and she was wear a Halloween costume!!!!!!! With some her breasts showing! She was wear a corset and pantries, and giants boots that went at her thighs, and her boyfriend, the long hair dude who shove me in the water fountain, was NAKED and wear a collar and leash!!! I gaped.

"STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" I screamed.

"Stop what?" Sam said. "Lick at my boots slave " she said at her boyfriend. And her boyfriend was lick at her boots!!! I nearly vomit out of the grossness.

"STOP THE BSDM IN THE CAFETERIA RITE NOW!" I said.

"Why should I! I'm not a dum dum Christian like you, I'm a atheist and I do science!! Also I'm bisexual so they're!!!!" She said. AND SHE TOUCH AT HER BOYFRIEND WEINER!! I screamed.

"YALL NEED JESUS!!!!" I said! "STOP BE PERVERT NOW!"

"Evolution made me like this, so you can't stop at me!!!!" She said. And then she quickly was NAKED!! I fainted. And then I woke up. "See, I can do BSDM but You're a creepy pervert, cause you oppress my sex!"

"No! God say Stop at sexual perversion!" I said. And I gave her flier and then gave other people brioche. And I went in the hall, and JEN AND KITTY WAS MAKING OUT NAKED!!! I screamed and fling a fliers at them and ran away! At least they wasn't doing BSDM though.

I met Claudia in math, and she looked happy. "I gave this one girl an flier, and she said she was interest in learn more, so I invited her at youth group!" She said.

"Really? That awesome! I gave out all my fliers, but no one said they want to come to youth group!" I said.

"Chris, I have a issue though, and I need at your help." She said.

"What you need help with?" I said.

"I need help, cause I think my house, is possessed by a demon, and he standing over my bed ever time I try to go to bed." She said.

"Oh my goodness, we need exercise your house, so it's not possessed! Do you think it's your whole house that's possessed or just your room!" I said.

"I think it's just my room," she sad.

"Okay, I think I can help you exorcism it! Do you want me to come over after school! I said.

"Yeah" she said.

"Okay cool!" I said.

Health and Gym passed really quickly, and then I text my mom real quick and said "hi mom im go 2 my friends house 2 exorcise it" and she said "ok cool luv u honey." And I said "luv u 2" and I found Claudia and we went to her house. I knocked on the door. Her host mom answered the door.

"Oh my goodness it's you Chris! Come on in." She said, "What are you going be doing here?"

"We're going to exercise the house!" I said.

"Oh that's so sweet! Can I give you some cookies!" She said.

"Yes please" we said and Claudia mom gave us cookies and we went to her room.

We then got rid of anything static and put that all in the trash can and then we started the exorcism. We got a bunch of water and then I prayed over it, and put water all of the room, and then we prayed again about twenty times, and the demon went out the house! I smiled and high fives Claudia. Yay!


Saving Satanists
Choater 7!

So I went at school again about later. There was going be a dance, in a day!! I was so nervous cause I wanted go with Claudia, but I was afraid cause she might not go out with me, cause her boyfriend in Sweden jail even though she heard from youth group not to be uneven yoked with non beakers.

I summed up my courageous to ask her a question in art class. I got on my knee in front her desk. "Claudia," I said nicely, "will you go at the dance with me?"

She smile. "If course!! Why wouldn't I go out, with someone as godly and charming and handsome as you?"

I smile back. "As thank you! I'm so exited for the dance!" I smiled.

I couldn't wait and then the dance came! I smiled, I walked over to her house to give her flowers and walk with her to school wear the acne was!

Her host mom open the door, and called Claudia, and I saw Claudia and she was so pretty! She had done her hair in a pretty bun and put roses in her hair, and she was wearing a pretty light blue dress that show off her eyes perfectly, and ballad slippers to match. Of course it was a modest dress and also I was wear a suit and tie OF COURSE.

I smiled and hand her the flowers. "You look really handsome! And thank you for the flower!!" Claudia said.

"Thank you! You look really super pretty!" I said.

"Thank you!" She said.

"Shall we go??" I said.

"Yeah! I'm so exited!" She said and we went at the dance.

We got in like, and signed in the dance, and it was in the gym at school. And we came in and saw... A MASSIVE OGRE!!!! Everyone was wear NOTHING!!! They was baked and having sex at each other!!!!!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I screamed. EVER ONE turns and looks at me and Claudia.

Then Sam showed up!!! And she was naked and hold whip and her boyfriend was naked too!!! I screamed. "HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE DO THIS??? You have no decent, cause your not wait until marriage!!!!"

"Nuh uh, I don't have to wait for marriage, cause I'm atheist and bisexual and pervert and wear a trench coat! And you can't stop at me?" She said.

"No that's not correct?" I said.

Then Kitty showed up! "Hey Claudia, you look super hot tonight, come do sex with me and Jen!!" She said. And Jen showed up. And Jen was naked, and Kitty was only wear Underpants!

"No Claudia!! No!!" I said. "Everyone stop right now!! No more orgy please! Stop it!"

"Come on Claudia, come has sex with us!" Some creepy dude who look like he would shoot at someone said.

"Yeah!!!" Said the Mexican dude named Martin with a ascent on the I. "You're super hot Claudia and really sexy lady!!"

"Please??" Kitty said and SHE TOOK OFF HER UNDERPANTS!!!

"Please NOOO!!!" I said.

"Well..." Claudia said.

"No more ogres guys!!! Please stop please!!" I said.

"Well I'm waiting until marriage." Claudia said. "So no."

Ten JEN GRABBED CLAUDIA BREAST!!!!! I screamed. "HELP!! The police please!" I said.

Please have sex?? Kitty said, and alcohol too!!!!!"

"Okay, fine," Claudia said, and TOOK OF HER CLOTHS!!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed. "How Could you!" And I cried myself to sleeping. And I woke up. AND THEY WERE STILL HAVING AN ORGY!!! I called at the police and they came in the gym.

"OKAY NO MORE OGRES" the police said and everyone put there clothes on and went home.

And they say after the dance, there was a assembly, and they said there was no dances anymore for the rest of the year, because of the orgy. And Jen and Kitty and Sam and her boyfriend and Mexican dude and creepy dude were suspended for a week because they starting at the orgy, and drinking alcohol and drugs!

And everyone in the orgy was suspend for a day. Even Claudia! I was sad thinking about her, cause she did the orgy!

I saw Claudia after school, and she was in tears. "Oh Chris, I'm so sorry... I'm such a awful girlfriend" she sobbed. "I was caught off my guards, because Hen grabbed at my breasts for no raisin, and I wish I hadn't!!!"

"No, you're not! Claudia, God can forgive you, even for have a orgy! I forgive you too!" I said.

"That not what I'm worry about most," she said.

"What's wrong!" I said.

"I'm I'm I'm... I'm pregnant!!!"

I gaped.


Saving Satanist
CHAPPER 8!!!!!

I was started by what Claudia said at me. "HOw... how did you get pregnant!!!" I said.

"I don't know... maybe form the ogre last night, maybe it was Jonatan!!!" she said.

"Who Jonatan!!" I said.

"He used be my boyfriend!! He got departed out of America!!" She said.

"Well we have figure out who did this! Let's pray to God for an answer!" I said.

"Okay, lets pray!" Claudia said. "Dear God, I love you so much, and I thank you for all the great works you done for me, please help me, because I'm pregnant and don't know who the father is, dear God please I love you Amen!"

"I know God will give a answer, I know," I said. "I have go home now, to eat dinner, but I praying for you Claudia!"

"Thank you so much Chris," She said, and I said Bye and left,

--JESUSISLORD--JESUSISLORD--

AUTHOR NOTE. I don't know how you split a chalet in to multiple pieces but I guess That will works! Now on with story!

STORY CONTINUES HERE

The next morning, I went at school, and I saw Claudia in Art!

"Oh my goodness Chris! God gave me a divine relegation! I know who the father is?" She said.

"Who the father?" I said, because I was curious and wanted to know.

"It's,.. ITS JONATAN!!!" She said, crying tears.

"OH MY GOODNESS!!!" I said. "HOW THAT HAPPEN!"

"It Happen, cause he took at my virgin, cause we was do a stanic sex ritual!! And now a child!! I'm afraid it going be demon possessed!" She said.

"Don't worry, it's all going be okay, God has every thing in His Hands so it's going to be okay!" I said.

"I'm so nervous and scared, I want to not be pregnant!" She said.

"Just remembers, you're doing the will of the Lord!" I said.

"Okay," she said. "But haw am I going to tell Jonatan! What if they try to depart at me!! I had sex out of mirage! What will your mom think! What will my parents think! Even though there satanist atheists! And have a demon possessed house! And there all in Sweden, and I'm in America! What am I going do!"

"You can stay with me, and we can get married! It's all going be okay!" I said.

"Really?" She said.

Yep. I said. I got on my knee. "Claudia in sorry I don't have a ring, but will you please marry me?" I said.

"Oh My goodness OFF COURSE!!l" she said.

"Really oh my goodness thank you!" I said!" And then the bell rang. And I went to some classes and then physical scenes, and Jen and Kitty wasn't there! I smiled.

Then lunch came, and I went in the library to meet Claudia, to do math. She was already there and sitting in a tablet! I smiled! "Hey Claudia!" I said. "Hi!" She said and then the principal made at an announcement!

"Okay everybody we need do lockdown procedure right away, we have a active shooter situation on our hands, so please every individual go in there fifth hour class, and do lockdown!"

We screamed but not before I heard "GET DOWN!!" In a chicks voice, and saw a gun shooting at lockers!! I fainted but then I was awake again, cause Jesus.

I woke up, and there was Jen and Kitty, entering at the library! They had guns and was wear TRENCH COATS!!! I screamed.

"Okay so do any you people believe in God! Cause Christians and other people who believe in God is DUM DUMS!" Kitty said.

"I believe in God!" I said, and I stood on the desk.

"Me too! Claudia said.

"Well were gonna shoot you, cause we look like from the Matrix, and like Columbine too, and that means we're cool and your not so there!" Kitty said.

"Well I'll stand for what I believing in!" I said. "Also where'd you get the trencher from?"

"Sam gave them at us, cause she's Vice President of our atheist club!" Jen said.

Sam was there, doing at calculus, and her boyfriend was their too. He was in a leash, but wearing clothes which is good.

"Yeah I gave them trench coats, cause logic and science, and also guns." Sam said.

"Sam how could you!" I screamed.

"Well, we planned it on site called Four Chan, you probably don't know about it, cause it's a atheist site and you're a Jesus dum dum." Jen said.

"Oh my goodness please don't shoot me!" I said. "Jesus loves you!"

"Nuh uh," Kitty said and she pointed her gun right at Cecilia's tummy! I screamed.

"No don't she's pregnant!" I said!

But they shot at her! But she didn't get hurt, because they actually had Nerf Guns!! Sam laughed.

"Lol I gave you Nerf Guns" Sam said. "Also use condemns, Chris you Jesus dum dum, because you're not supposed get your girlfriend pregnant! Lol!" And then the Swat team showed up and arrested Jen and Kitty.

"BUT IT WAS JONATAN NOT ME!" I said. "I NEVER HAD SEX!"

"Sure, Sam said, and left.

We didn't have school for the next two days cause trying to fix the lockers, even though just Nerf bullets.