Inviting Incorrigibleness

“Are you sure this is the way to their house? It looks like you're lost. Maybe we should ask for directions” A voice asked with fake concern. It sounded more smug than concerned in Cos’ mind

“Shut up. I’m not lost; you’re the one that's lost Egl.” Cos spit out to her less than perfectly dressed twin that was following behind her as they walked past a harbor. “At least I know this part of the area because someone is too haughty to admit that they come to this part of town.”

“You bitch! I never step foot in this deplorable hellhole.” Egl crowed upon hearing the jab, “Unlike some of the present company I am a lad-“

“Yeah yeah, a real lady who regularly visits /s/ for certain pictures. Now quit your screeching and help me look.” Cos interrupted as she slowed down to look for an overgrown path while her twin gaped in embarrassment. “The lads said the twins’ manor was past that weird-ass harbor with that dumpy fuck of a pirate.”

Cosplay got a snooty “hmph” from her twin as they left the side walk and began going towards an area that was past the pirate’s harbor. So what if it looked uninhabitable. Probably not the best idea considering the current cords they were wearing and with how wild the flora looked, but Cos chalked it up as a risk she was more than willing to take. Also maybe she forgot to tell Egl how long they’d be walking or what they’d be walking through, but that was an innocent mistake.

“Fucken goddamn hell. Damn grass, damn trees, fucken flowers. Damn sap ruining my cords”
Cos quietly snickered to herself as she heard her twin struggling to keep up with her pace. Sometimes it was really worth it to wear pants. Not like Egl would ever know. As they passed another set of trees and lilies, they soon came to an abandoned greenhouse that was overflowing with flowers and vine.

“This fucken manor of theirs better be within the next mile of this infernal greenhouse or I am leaving.” Egl bitched as she came to a stop next to Cosplay as they took a little break. “I am pretty sure my burando has been ruined just getting here as well, so I am going to take it out of your skin Cos when we get back to the civilized world.” After huffing for a few minutes, Egl concluded with “If we get back.”

Cosplay just rolled her eyes at how dramatic her bitch of a twin was being. They regularly fight through worse areas whenever they go to a con to show off how they’re the best yet this was somehow different? Seeing that Egl had caught her breath, Cosplay decided to continue their little trek while mildly assuaging her twin’s despair. Only a little though.

“If nothing else, your ruined coords still make you look better than that ratty-ass pirate we saw at the harbor.” Cos confided as she moved past Egl and the greenhouse indicating it was time to get moving. “Though your burando will still fail to live up to my famed cords…” Imagining Egl’s shocked face was always fun, this time was no different.
“Just like always.”
The screech that echoed through the forest was totally worth the tree branch she got hit with later.

After Egl’s bout of catty anger was over and done with, they soon found a manor that fit the description that Cosplay had been told. It was largely nondescript outside of the weird ass flower motifs and decals everywhere and that said nothing about the suspicious feeling they got as if they were being watched. A feeling that increased as they got closer to the manor and saw all the windows were covered with curtains. Preventing them from taking a peek inside the manor to see if it was truly abandoned, or maybe to get some blackmail. Who knows, Egl and Cos don’t since they couldn’t see inside.

“Maybe we should leave, Cosplay. This seems like the wrong place.” Egl muttered as she looked around trying to remember if this manor was on any map. It had to be right? Also to find the fucks who were watching them and destroy any and all cameras they had. “Besides, the lily stuff is so damn tacky.”

“Just pull up your granny panties, Egl. This is the place and now is the time.” Cos snarked as she walked up to the manor’s door and knocked. As they waited, Egl decided to get back at her twin by lightly pulling her hair for the comment. This lead to Cos pulling on her twin’s hair in retaliation and just before things could escalate into a hair pulling cat fight they heard someone opening the door.
Someone, who turned out to be a rather cute maid even if the red hair could’ve looked better the twins felt. Cos felt her twin raise an eyebrow at the fact that said maid closed the door before opening it again and stepping out onto the porch to talk to them.

“How may I help you ladies?” The maid said with practiced ease as her eyes began to critically look over them together.
Probably taking in our cords, Cos thought to herself as she waited for the maid to finish looking them over before speaking to her. The little unsatisfactory sniff Egl and Cos heard from the maid was probably not the best thing. Thankfully before Egl could blow up and ruin whatever chance Cos was hoping to have, Cos stepped forward and caught the maid’s attention. Taking another step, Cosplay backed the cute redhead up against the door before trapping said maid against the door and herself via her left arm while her right hand gently took hold of the maid’s chin.

“My dearest Lily,” Cosplay began and smiled to herself as she saw the maid blush from her words and the lack of space between them. “I know we’ve spurned your offer in the past but that was because we were afraid of the intense feelings we had for you-“
“Speak for yourself.”
“Please give us a chance to make it up to you this year by taking you to the winter ball.”
The maid’s blush seemed to deepen after hearing Cosplay’s words, Cos in particular felt she nailed her princely act, though much to Cos and Egl’s shock the maid soon began to laugh. That kind of took the smoothness and confidence out of Cos’ act whose arms fell down to the side and put a pout on Egl’s face. This maid was a cunt.

“Oh my goodness. I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” The maid said as she reigned in her laughter. “Forgive me ladies, but you two are the infamous Seagull twins, yes?” A slow, almost disbelieving nod was their answer. Infamous? The nerve. “Very good, though I apologize once more. I’m not Mistress Lily. I am but the humble maid Yuu." Both Cos and Egl continued to look surprise, though Egl’s surprise was quickly becoming anger from the looks of it.

“Can you take us to your Mistresses?” Egl bit out as her anger continued to boil while Cosplay continued to act like the surprised fool Egl knew she was.

“Oh yes, of course.” Yuu agreed easily as she opened the door and then held it for them. “Please come in, come in. The Mistresses are down the hall in the winter garden room. The last door on the right” Egl just huffed as she dragged her fool of a twin into the manor and proceeded down the hall Yuu directed them to.

As they made their way to the winter garden room, Egl was pleased to see her twin pull herself together though now something was bothering her. That feeling of being watched was back, and worse than before, in addition were those weird ass moans she was hearing. They were right at the edge of her hearing and it was driving Egl up the wall.

“Cosplay.”

“What?” Cos mumbled as she looked around the hall they were going down. Everything looked so fancy in this house though all the solo pictures of Venus, Rhea, Hera, Artemis, Hestia, and Athena was a little strange for her taste.
“Do you hear those…” Egl had to fight off a blush as she voiced what was bugging her. “Moans? Is this place haunted?”

“Those? Those aren’t ghost moans, those are moans of passion Egl.” Cos whispered as a smirk worked itself onto her face. “Though I’m not surprised you couldn’t tell the difference. Poor inexperienced Egl.”

“Shut the fuck up you slut!” Hissed Egl, “I just am not fond of going to weird Eyes Wide Shut parties. I can never find an outfit to wear. Besides only delinquents have sex while in brands.”

Cosplay just shook her head and chuckled at her twin’s weak excuses hiding her denial. You didn’t really need that much of an outfit for those parties. Finally reaching the specified door, Cos reined in her mirth and began to get back into character and was trying to figure out whether to just let herself in or knock. Knocking was the proper prince thing to do right? Yeah. After a solid and firm knock, Cos and Egl waited and wondered how long it’d take.

“Come in.”
Apparently, it wasn’t that long of a wait and as the twins entered the winter garden room they were surprised by what they saw. A blonde woman, who was trying too hard to be an oujo-sama in Egl’s mind, was calmly sipping some tea while two different maids were off to the side. Standing at attention for any order or thing the Blonde might wish. Though what caused Egl and Cos to feel their face heat up was the fact that both maids were nude and it looked as if milk was leaking from one of their nipples. This caused Egl to gape while a rather pervy grin appeared on Cos’ face.

“Well, well, well.” The blonde began as she took a sip of her tea while giving them a once over, a once over which garnered no expression change and re-ignited Egl’s anger for supposedly dismissing their fash. “Why have the Seagull twins come to pay my sister and me a visit? I wonder…”

“Probably has something to do with that winter ball thing, Lil.” A voice said before Cos and Egl heard the door shut behind them. The surprise from a second voice and the door being shut caused Egl gasp before looking behind her and spotting a purple haired tomboy with what looked like a shinai in her grasp. What a weird thing to carry around. The disgruntled expression on the tomboy’s face caused Egl to begin to worry. Did they just willing step into a rape dungeon somehow? No this wasn’t where Demona lived, though from Cos's expression maybe they did. Egl felt a frown form as she saw her twin continue to stare at the maids and ignoring the reasons why Cos had dragged her to this weird place. The maids were doing an admirable job of ignoring them in favor of the blonde though.
Smacking Cos upside the head, Egl cutely hmph’d as she waited for her sister to speak.

“Oh right.” Cos muttered as she shot Egl a glare. “Dearest Lily, I know that the history between us hasn’t been the best or the smoothest…” The tomboy gave a derisive snort behind her at that comment. “But Egl and I have come to realize that we have rather intense feelings for you both. So please give us the honor of taking you two to the Winter Ball” Cos admitted in what she hoped was a heartfelt statement as she gave Lily what she self-dubbed ‘the smoulder’.

Lily and Cosplay did an admirable job of ignoring the undignified squawk Egl let out at Cosplay’s words while Shizuka just sighed and moved over to stand by her sister's chair. Lily meanwhile held Cos’ gaze as her eyes softened ever so slightly before lifting her hand to hide the small smile she was gaining. Yet both Cosplay and Lily continued to maintain eye contact, without blinking, for several minutes. If Egl wasn’t feeling so out of her element, she might’ve been impressed by her sister’s ability to not blink for so long, she could holder it longer though this was now bordering on ridiculous and Egl felt she had to do something. So she did what any normal self-important girl would do, which would be pulling Cos’ hair but right when she was about to she saw something shocking.

“Oh my god! Are you doing that stupid 'smoulder' shit?” Egl gasped as she saw the way Cos’ eyes were shimmering. “I told you before that shit never works.”
That had done a wonderful job at drawing Cosplay’s gaze and breaking the staring contest that formed between the two ladies. Good thing they were in the presence of other people or Cosplay would’ve done more than glare at her twin.

“We accept.” Lily replied quietly with a smile, catching the seagull twins by surprise though Shizuka seemed to be pouting. “However, be aware we will be expecting you to pull your weight. The last few times have not done much to build trust.”
Those words seemed to invigorate Cosplay who pumped her fist in the air as if she just pulled an impossible victory, while Egl gave another huff with a rather cute blush on her face. She certainly wasn’t finding Lily’s smile cute. No ma’am, besides Egl felt her own smile was better. Like way better.

“Thank you so much, Lily and Shizuka.” Cosplay said while her eyes sparkled with happiness. “We’ll send correspondence to finalize things and we'll see you there." Shizuka nodded, while Lily waved one of her hands catching the maids’ attention. The one without milk slowly seeping out of her nipples stepped forward and awaited her order. “Please show our guests to the door, they probably have much to plan and may want to get started as soon as possible.”

“Of course Mistress.”

Cosplay gave the twins a smiling bow in thanks while Egl gave a sigh with a half hearted waved before following the maid out of the winter garden room. Meanwhile, after the door close and a moment quietly passed, Lily set her teacup on the nearby table before Shizuka climbed onto her sister’s lap and began to cuddle with her. “Do you think they’ll follow through?”

“Yes, they seem earnest enough.” Lily said as she lowered her mouth to meet Shizuka’s lips in a kiss.