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A Pirate's Life

peterdnzl Jan 16th, 2017 (edited) 1,344 Never
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  1. Primer for readers
  2. Aft: to the rear of ship or boat, eg the stern
  3. Forward/Fore: to the front, eg the bow
  4. Port: left side
  5. Starboard: right side
  6. Outboard: facing outward, to the sea
  7. inboard: facing inward, towards center of boat
  8. VBSS: Visit, Board, Search and Seizure, basically stopping boats and looking for contraband
  9.  
  10.  
  11.     The day had started worse than most, but now it was a complete shitshow.  Engineman 3rd Class Sims was in a world of shit.  The Bulkeley was taking on water, fast.  It started in the bow with a sickening crunch of steel on rock, and no one was securing watertight hatches.  It was hard to hear anything but the sounds of rushing water and twisted metal, even with the double hearing protection from his watch station.  Sims moved forward, securing hatches behind him.  Just which dickhead on the bridge managed to run them aground?  
  12.    
  13.     Sims started to hear something undercutting the rushing water and alarms going off, it sounded like a peaceful, pleasant tone, but it began to increase in pitch.  It was starting to hurt, so he shut his eyes hard and leaned on the bulkhead as the ship shifted.  She was beginning to slide off whatever she ran into, and things were about to get more complicated.  Sims didn't know what the Bulkeley hit, but it felt like the speed was beginning to increase right before the crash.  Was it intentional?  He didn't know.  He ran up a ladder and started making his way up to the main deck.  The sound was getting stronger the closer he got, but he didn't stop.  It was calling to him, and he obeyed.  
  14.    
  15.     He opened a hatch to the main deck and walked through it.  What he saw was beyond his imagination.  The sounds were really pounding his head now.  He looked where they had run aground, it was near a lighthouse on a cliff.  Probably Punta Europa.  The Rock was off in the distance, shrouded in clouds.  The bow of the ship was twisted up and smashed headfirst into the cliff.  Whoever was steering did this on purpose.  It looked like everyone was outside for some reason.  No one was at their watch station.  Sims' shipmates were standing on the decks with him, but they weren't as concerned as him.  Ten feet from him the CO stood with his arms outstretched into the sky, tears of joy in his eyes.  Master Chief Wilson was right next to him, doing the same thing.  It looked like most of the crew was doing it as well.  Sims looked up and saw them.  They'd been telling crew members about the risks the "visitors" were posing, but no one really believed the stories.  But there they were.  
  16.    
  17.     They made big lazy circles in the sky,  wings spanning what could be 10 or more feet.  It was hard to tell with the sounds in his head, but he believed they were originating from these bird-things.  They didn't have the torso or heads of birds, but of humans.  While Sims studied them, one took a dive from it's circle straight at the ship.  With terrifying precision and grace, as well as large talons, it, she, picked up the CO and carried him off into the sky.  Sims began to panic.  No one else moved.  Another picked up Gas Turbine Electrician 2nd Class Rodrigues, but dropped him into the water.  Sims quickly leaned over the safety rail and saw something with a green fish tail whisk him away.  
  18.  
  19. "What the fuck..." was all he could think to say.  He didn't really hear himself over the sound in his head and his hearing protection.  He looked up just in time to see another bird come swooping towards him.  He dropped to the deck, her claws missing him by a few inches and closing on nothing.  She was already a few feet off the deck and climbing before realizing she'd come up empty.  She began to wheel around in a tight circle, but Sims was already moving inboard, away from the rails.  Sims turned aft to where the Rigid Hull Inflatable Boats were, for piracy ops.  There was no one standing on the starboard side of the ship and Sims looked at the RHIBs, undisturbed.  It would take too long to lower one into the water by himself.  He pressed himself flat against the bulkhead, hoping the bird hadn't seen him, when he saw her huge wingspan right above.  
  20.    
  21.     She began to make a turn towards him.  Sims was running out of options.  He didn't know if anymore of those fish things were in the water, but he didn't have any other choice.  Taking a running leap, he cleared the safety rail like jumping  a train station turnstile and quickly crossing his legs at the ankle before hitting the water.  The water was a cold shock, and before he could wonder about which way the water flowed, he surfaced.  The jump into the water had taken off his ear muffs, so he heard what everyone on board was hearing.  Beautiful, haunting singing, the kind that you might hear at a funeral for a king from ancient times.  He floated there, not doing anything but keep himself afloat as he stared up into the sky.  They were calling to him, he could see that now.  Best thing to do was to wait for his turn to be picked up.  She was going to treat him right.  He couldn't wait.  He raised his arms out of the water as the bird was swooping towards him.  He didn't see the fin in the water coming up behind him.
  22.    
  23.     Being pulled down into the water broke the trance.  He couldn't see, but he knew he was moving, and fast.  Something rough and scaly had a hold of him.  Whatever had him would surface every 30 seconds or so, and Sims would feel the air and see through the water coming off his face and take a deep breath.  He only got brief glimpses of what had a hold of him.  It was grey.  Did a dolphin rescue him?  They were reported to sometimes rescue shipwrecked sailors.  No, dolphins were smooth.  This was rough, like ground glass or sandpaper.  Was it some other kind of monster, worse than the winged bird?  All he knew was that every time they surfaced, the song of those terrible creatures became harder and harder to hear.  It was a relief.  He had no control over his body when he heard it, and still felt a pang of fear when hearing it.  But it was too far now.
  24.    
  25.     He felt himself being pulled out of the water.  He tried to mentally prepare himself for a fight, but the cold water and adrenaline left him shivering.  He was set down on a surface that was slightly irritating but at the same time, infinitely familiar.  Non-skid.  A non-skid deck.  He was on a ship or boat of some kind.  
  26. "What's the catch, May-koh?"  A thickly accented voice, Italian?
  27. "One of the guys from the ship that just went aground near the Rock."  A different voice, sounds almost aggressive.
  28.    
  29.     Sims began to feel like he was being surrounded.  He opened his eyes, coughing a little.  One of them towered over him, with large sharp teeth curled into a slight smile.  Her dark eyes didn't show evil intent, but they sure as hell didn't tell him that she was trustworthy.  She had black hair and pointed black dog ears.  She looked like she was at least 7 feet tall.  She was wearing a white shirt with blue horizontal stripes over her clearly muscled physique, the kind that says Eastern Bloc to anyone who's seen Hunt for Red October.  The grey one, the one who was grabbed him, looked like she was in some kind of swimsuit, and she had gills in her midsection.  A large finned tail came out of her lower back, and she had a fin higher up on her back, like a shark.  Her arms were muscular, and her fingers had webbing between them.  There was also a young woman with blonde hair looking with disinterest, she looked normal except for the pointed ears pointing out from the side of her head.
  30.  
  31. "Where you followed, May-Koh?"  The huge woman with dog ears turned to the shark.
  32.  
  33. "Hard to tell when I'm swimming around carrying this sack of human."
  34.  
  35. "Captain, contact off port side, 4 o'clock, 1000 meters."  A new voice, cold, mechanical.
  36.  
  37. "Harpies."  The huge woman turned and grabbed a pair of binoculars
  38.  
  39.  
  40. "Affirmative.  Should I engage?"
  41.  
  42. "Let them get a little closer, then take out the one in the middle.  The rest will be going away."
  43.  
  44.     Sims looked over and saw a small girl, no, she looked like a doll sitting in a turret with two heavy machine guns, aft of him.  She had gray skin and white hair.  Her joints were visible on her fingers.  She was a robot?  With no change in expression the violet pupils of her eyes constricted slightly with what Sims thought was a slight mechanical whirring.  She squeezed down on the trigger and the dual guns thundered, spitting flame and huge brass casings.  Sims suddenly remembered the importance of good earpro.  She probably only fired 5 or 6 rounds, but they were enough.  Squinting, Sims saw a tracer fly into the harpies, sending feathers and blood everywhere.  The one in the center spiraled into the water while the two flanking her flew back the way they came.  
  45.  
  46. "Well, that was fun, but we need to keep moving.  We lost time here."  The huge "Captain" looked at Sims and smiled.
  47.  
  48. "Well, Human, or should I say, Seems?  How are you feeling?"
  49.  
  50. She was talking to him.  He snapped out of his trance.
  51.  
  52. "Uh, cold.  And confused."
  53.  
  54. "That is understandable, Seems"
  55.  
  56. "How do you know my name?
  57.  
  58. "It's on your uniform, of course."
  59.  
  60. His coveralls.  Soaked through completely, the nametape on it was almost the same color as the blue cloth it was sewn onto.  
  61.  
  62. "Alright, where am I?"
  63.  
  64. "Welcome, Mr. Seems, to the Furtună."
  65.  
  66.                                                                                                     A few days earlier
  67.    
  68.     Sims and his shipmate Gunner's Mate Seaman Ferrer looked with a touch of sadness as the U.S.S. Bulkely pulled away from Portsmouth.  It might have been sadness, or maybe alcohol withdrawal, perhaps a bit of both.  This was their last port call before they would be thrown into...whatever was going on the Mediterranean.  The shitstorm in Afghanistan couldn't really be helped from the deck of a ship, but with the dramatic increase in piracy, the Navy could return to one of it's original missions, to keep sea lanes open.  Both Sims and Ferrer were on the Visit, Board, Search and Seizure team for the Bulkeley and they'd be working overtime looking for pirates this deployment.  They stood there on the smoke pit, Ferrer flicking a butt into the water.
  69.  
  70. "They almost got us," he said to Sims.
  71.  
  72. "Almost."
  73.  
  74. "Never taking a cab again."
  75.  
  76. "Well, let's not go crazy."
  77.  
  78. "Fuck that, that asshole almost made us miss getting back on time."
  79.  
  80.     It was true, they made it by under a minute.  The Officer On Duty eyed them suspiciously, then checked their IDs.  After letting them sweat for a minute, he let them cross the quarterdeck.  Relieved, they headed back to their respective berthings.  Looking back on it, Sims knew that the only thing wrong with what happened last night was trusting a cab driver to get where you needed to go on time.  
  81.  
  82. "Sucks it was the last night, I was getting somewhere with that chick," Ferrer said, changing the subject.
  83.  
  84. "The only place you were getting was in your rack with a crusty sock."
  85.  
  86. "Fuck you, man, she wanted the D."
  87.  
  88. "Why didn't you give her the D then?"
  89.  
  90. "Not enough time."
  91.  
  92. "Yeah, right.  If you wanted to, you could have taken her in the cab, seeing how the driver was going to make us late anyway."
  93. The thought had never occurred to Ferrer apparently, as he furrowed his brow with calculations of time and distance.  
  94.  
  95. "Shit, maybe you're right."
  96.  
  97.     The next several days were spent on watch, in briefings, and doing training drills with the RHIBs, and practicing with small arms.  Sims was always happy to tool around with old M-14s and light machine guns, so he took the extra workload in stride.  It was also more maintenance on the small boats, but that's what he was paid to do anyway.  The stuff with the guns was just a bonus.  The briefings usually consisted of updated procedures on how to respond to "monster" threats.  The whole idea would have been a laughing matter a few months ago, but they had shown that they weren't playing around.  They possessed speed and strength beyond the normal human range, and no one knew what new species was going to pop up where and with what ability.  Some were huge spiders, some had wings, some had paws.  Some were good, some were bad.  Some fought for the enslavement of man, some fought against that.  Sims longed for some kind of conflict where both sides were clearly defined, but that didn't seem very likely.  
  98. As Sims returned a rifle to the armory, Ferrer stood behind the counter.
  99.  
  100. "Fuck off with that bullshit, petty officer.  You got salt in the action."
  101.  
  102. "Was there when you issued it to me, dick.  Gunner's Mates are the reason all the weapons here have rust."
  103.  
  104. "Eat shit."
  105.  
  106. "Didn't know the mess deck was upgrading their menu, I'll give it a try."
  107.  
  108. Ferrer laughed and took the weapon back.
  109.  
  110. "How bad do you think it's gonna get in the Med, Sims?"
  111.  
  112. "Fuck if I know, the last time I was there there weren't monsters kidnapping guys.  Shit, I didn't even do the VBSS thing the last time I was there."
  113.  
  114. "We'll just have to see what it is, I guess."
  115.  
  116.     'What it is' came the next day, when the crew of the Bulkeley went into a heightened state of alert to go along with their straits transit watchbill.  There was to be no gawking at the Rock this time.  This time, they were on guard.  Gunner's mates stood at the ready on .50 caliber machine guns, and the Combat Information Center was fully staffed, eyes glued to radar screens and other monitors.  The mood on the bridge was similarly tense.  Sims spent his watch looking after the auxiliary engineering equipment.  It was a long, boring watch, and boring was the only kind of good watch. It was boring, that is, until the ship ran aground near the lighthouse at Punta Europa.  
  117.  
  118.                                                                                                     Present day
  119.  
  120.     The Furtună began to get underway with the shark, the blonde, the Captain and the robot all attending to their jobs.  Sims stood there uncertainly and shivered, wondering what would happen to him.   The Captain broke the silence.
  121.  
  122. "Seems, my name is Captain Vãduva, my right hand Elfriede," motioning to the blonde, "my boatswain Meiko," pointing to the shark, "And Sue," pointing to the robot on the gun turret.
  123.  
  124. "Hello."
  125.  
  126. "The rest of the crew is either working below decks or sleeping, you'll meet them soon."
  127.  
  128.     Elfriede handed Sims some old wool blankets.  Blankets were probably older than him, he mused.  He was shivering, and needed to get out of his coveralls.  He felt eyes on him, but didn't know enough about this boat to find a place to change.  So he thought, "Fuck it, it's got to get done", and stripped right there.  Peeling off the freezing coveralls, he looked around.  The Captain was busy with steering the boat.  The robot looked on indifferently, but it still creeped him out.  Elfriede looked on with a hint of disgust, but the shark stared like he was a wounded baby seal and she hadn't eaten in a few days.  He elected not to say anything and to wrap himself with blankets as soon he could.  
  129.  
  130. "Seems, you can head down to the racks for some rest, we'll hang out your clothes to dry.  Racks are in the bow," said the Captain, motioning to a hatch leading down into the boat.
  131.  
  132. "Thanks," said Sims, stealing a glance at the shark, who was still eye fucking him.  Did she save him just to jump his bones?  Naked, shivering and unsure of what was under the deck of this boat, he carefully went down the ladder.  The blanket wrapped around him had other plans, however, and he felt it fall off.  
  133.  
  134. "Oof," said  a voice.
  135.  
  136. "Oh my goodness," said another.
  137.  
  138.     A blanket with a white and black spotted tail and a woman with round ears and a leaf on her head stood beneath him.  The one with the leaf on her head was looking at Sims with a slight blush, but quickly recovered.  She had dark hair, tanned skin and was wearing a simple t shirt and jeans.  A large, bushy striped tail of brown and black fur came out from behind her.  The blanket flew off the other one, she had round ears, but they were fluffier, white with black spots.  Her hair was silver and her skin was darker than the other woman's, but she was shorter.  Instead of hands, she had paws, white fur with black spots, and instead of wearing shoes, she had paws and fur over her legs.  Once she realized what she was looking at, her golden eyes widened and her paws went over her mouth in a gasp.
  139.  
  140. "Oh wow, I don't remember this being on the manifest.  We need to go to Tangiers more often," said the taller one.  The shorter one with paws couldn't seem to find any words.
  141.  
  142.     Sims finished coming down the ladder and picked up the blanket quickly.  It was embarrassing enough flashing monsters, women, monsterwomen he didn't know, he wasn't going to make it worse with weird small talk.  Wrapping the blanket around him again, he moved past them going forward to the small berthing onboard.
  143.  
  144. "I wonder if he's the Captain's new toy."
  145.  
  146.     One of the racks was occupied with the curtain covering whoever was in it, so Sims went to the one opposite it.  Quickly shutting the curtain and turning away from it, the gentle rocking of the boat combined with his exhaustion from the day put him to sleep immediately.  His dreams, however, were not so pleasant.  Winged beasts picked him up and dropped him on the deck of the boat, only to have him dragged off by huge ogres and torn apart by sharks.  Multiple glowing sets of eyes spied on him from the blackness as he ran from his tormentors.  Gasping and covered in sweat, he woke up in a start and banged his head on the rack above him.  Swearing and holding his forehead, he lay back down and tried to sleep again.  
  147.  
  148.     He woke up some hours later, feeling a little better.  Dry, at least.  As he rubbed the sleep from his eyes he became aware of the feeling of being watched.  Looking to his left he sees a pair of brown eyes looking intently at his morning glory, still covered by the blanket.  A bit unnerved by this, he snaps his fingers a few times.  The eyes turn to him.
  149.  
  150. "What the fuck are you doing?"
  151.  
  152. "Hannah told me there was a cutie in the racks, so I had to come see after I got off watch."  A voice filled with curiosity.
  153.  
  154. "Well, stop staring, it's freaking me out."
  155.  
  156. "Why?"
  157.  
  158. "Because someone I don't know is staring at my dick."
  159.  
  160. "Oh, of course!"  She reaches a gloved hand into the rack and "accidentally" brushes against his erection.  "Name's Edna, I run the engines here."  Sims, who was suspicious of everyone on board so far, carefully reached his hand to hers.  Her handshake was stronger than her voice might imply.  She had a pair of pointed brown ears that twitched a little as her hand ran by his dick.
  161.  
  162. "EN3 Sims."  He was still used to introducing himself as a petty officer.
  163.  
  164. "Eeyenthree?  That's a weird name."
  165.  
  166. "Dan Sims."
  167.  
  168. "Got it.  Hey, they told me to give you this."  She placed a folded up set of coveralls and a t shirt with some socks directly on top of his erection, turning it into a blue tent.
  169.  
  170. "I was wearing underwear when I got on board"
  171.  
  172. She smiled deviously.
  173.  
  174. "I didn't see anything like that."
  175.  
  176. "Right.  Can you give me some room, I need to get out and put this on."
  177.  
  178. Edna backed away from the rack while he rolled out.  Still hard, he turned away from her for a moment and put on the shirt and began to put on his coveralls.  
  179.  
  180. "You're no fun," Edna said, pouting.
  181.  
  182. "What's all the- oh wow," said another voice, a pair of green eyes and messy blonde hair hanging out of the bottom rack near Sims' feet.  She had strange green fins coming out of the side of her head, and a slight blush was forming on her cheeks.  The curtain was pulled shut quickly after she got an eyeful.  'God damn, can I go a minute without one of these monsters from spying on my dick?', he thought, though from what he had been briefed on, these women, even the ones that weren't trying to rape and kidnap you, had the sex drive of a 14 year old boy who found Dad's viagra stash.  Judging from the size of the boat, it couldn't have a range of more than 500 miles or so.  So the next time they made port, he'd leave and contact the Navy.  If they let him leave.  Their intentions were still unclear, but to be fair, he hadn't asked yet.  
  183.  
  184.     After his boots were on, he turned to see Edna still staring at him, hoping for another peek.  His morning erection had gone away after standing up, as they often do, but she was still eyeing the half chub that remained.  He could swear she was licking her lips.
  185.  
  186. "Mmmh.  Mmmhmmm.  Well, anyway, I'm supposed to show you around.  Follow me, sexy."
  187.  
  188. She walked through a hatch that had a ladder leading up to the main deck.  
  189.  
  190. "That's the toilet," she said, gesturing to a small hatch.  Sims immediately walked in there, closing the hatch behind him so she couldn't follow him.  After quickly taking care of his business, he walked back out again.  
  191.  
  192. "Didn't know you were so shy."
  193.  
  194.     Walking further aft they entered the engine room, where two ancient diesels were rumbling loudly.  Sims could see they were held together by a very competent mechanic or probably a team of them.  Inside he could see a redhead standing behind the aft engine, with freckles and grease smudges on her face as she leaned in close to a water temperature gauge.  She tapped it a few times, then wrote down a number on a clipboard.  Her eyes were a hue of green with brown around the pupil.  'Finally,' Sims thought, 'a human'.  Until she came out from behind the second diesel engine, revealing a set of red tentacles that she was apparently moving around on.  A tentacle reached into a nearby toolbox and pulled out a wrench, moving it up to her hands.  She took one look at the wrench and handed it back, telling the tentacle, "I need a 13mm, not a 12mm."  The tentacle put the wrench back and feeling around, grabbed another.  Satisfied, she turned a bolt about 1/8th of a turn, tightening it a little.  
  195.  
  196. "ALINA!  COME MEET OUR VISITOR," yelled Edna over the engines.
  197.  
  198. Alina looked up and made eye contact with Sims, smiling.  She made her way over to Edna and Sims, as walking maybe isn't the best word to describe it.  Her large tentacles reached out in front of her and pulled her along, a lot more gracefully than Sims expected it to be.  She stuck out a grease covered hand to Sims.
  199.  
  200. "Dan Sims.  Nice to, uh, meet you."
  201.  
  202. "Alina.  Will you be staying long with us?"
  203.  
  204. "No, I'm getting off at the next port, need to call my family."
  205.  
  206. "Of course.  Based on speed and fuel consumption, we'll be reaching port within a few hours."
  207.  
  208. "Good."
  209.  
  210. "But I'm sure we could maybe," she said, pausing and letting it hang, "find a place for you."
  211.  
  212. "I'll, uh, think about it."
  213.  
  214.     Sims was beginning to feel a little uncomfortable as her eyes looked him over.  It was a recurring theme since he got on board the Furtună.  None of them, except maybe the shark, looked like they were going to eat him.  But almost all of them looked like they wanted a piece of him.  He needed to get off this boat if he didn't want what happened to his shipmates to happen to him.  Shipmates.  Sims winced thinking that one of those harpies got Ferrer.  Hopefully he got away, but you have no idea what's been going on the outside world.  He might end up in the same place all those guys in Afghanistan did.  And they're still missing.  He quickly said "Nice meeting you" to Alina, then walked to a nearby ladder and opened the hatch to the weather deck.  It was dark out, Sims must have slept a long time.  He pulled himself up and stood on the deck as the boat cut a path through the black water.  Edna followed him.  Up on deck was the Captain standing at the helm, the robot manning a machine gun turret, the Shark at the other and Hannah sitting at a small console next to the helm.  Eyes turned to him, then went back to their work.  
  215.  
  216. "So I guess you've already met everyone else," said Edna, standing behind him.
  217.  
  218. "Yeah, it's been a warm welcome."
  219.  
  220. "Not as warm as I'd like, but the Captain said we can't take you for a spin, so there goes my weekend."
  221.  
  222.     Sims looked back at Edna, looking for any sign that what she said was a joke.  Her smile looked plenty devious, but it was unsure if she was fucking with him or just thinking about things she'd want to do to him.  If the Captain really did order this, it's probably the only thing that's kept him from getting used like a living dildo or worse.  He turned to look forward again, at the dark water and all the stars that shine that much brighter when there's no other light.  Sims was doing something he was used to, but there was something missing.
  223.  
  224. "Anyone got any smokes?", he said, looking around.  The pack of Camels in his pocket were destroyed by the water.  Eyes briefly turned to look at him, some heads shook, then they went back to work.  Shit.  There'd be some in port, but he didn't have any money.  In lieu of smoking, he quietly tapped his feet and hummed a song.  What was it?  One of those progressive rock bands with the weird polyrhythms and lots of synthesizers.  Yes?  ELP?  ELO? Was ELO a prog rock band?  They were more like the Beatles with synthesizers.  No, it was King Crimson.  The album with the face on it.  As he pondered the many facets of English 70's progressive rock, the sky began to lighten.  They were heading to the horizon as it began to turn orange, the sky burning with holy fire.  When the sun made its appearance, Sims began to see the scrub and sand of Algeria.  They had begun to get close.  
  225.  
  226.     The robot and the shark got up from the turrets and pulled tarps over the guns.  Hannah began to hail frequencies on the radio in French, and got back a reply that sounded like they weren't mad, and Hannah turned to the Captain and gave a thumbs up, to which she replied with a small nod.  Buildings began to pop up on the coastline, a lighthouse here, a mosque there, a few small buildings.  On the point of a cliff rose a fortress of  brown stones, a fortress from the 16th century.  Mers el-Kebir was the site of many battles and has seen many masters, Roman, Arab, pirate, Spanish, Portuguese, Ottoman and French.  The port they were pulling into was the graveyard of the Vichy French fleet in 1942.  How many had died here?  How many would still die here in this new age?
  227.  
  228.     The Furtună made port with no incident, and the Captain started gears turning as soon as she was on land.  She leaned into Elfriede's ear and whispered something, and she left promptly.  Hannah walked off the boat as well, not needing instructions.  The robot and Edna left together as well.  Sims had things to take care, but no means.  He walked over to the captain, trying to look like he had a question.
  229.  
  230. "Listen, I need to call home, or someone, and tell them I'm alright.  I don't have a single cent to my name and I don't know anything about this place.  So if you could point me in the direction of a phone and lend me a few bucks, I'd appreciate it."
  231.  
  232. She pondered this for a few seconds before bending down into a hatch and shouting, "Irina! Come up here for a minute, will you?"  The blushing girl from before, with the round white ears and white spotted fur on her arms and legs came up the ladder, making eye contact with Sims and trying not to look away too fast.
  233.  
  234. "Take Mr. Sims to Fixer and call in a favor, if you would, please?  And be careful, I saw another boat similar to Furtună as we made port."
  235.  
  236.     Irina nodded and motioned to Sims to follow him.  They walked in silence as the village began to come to life.  People were opening doors, sweeping, putting up signs, and giving these two very odd looks.  Some of it was hostility, some surprise, but it was becoming clear that no one wanted to try anything with Irina around.  Something told Sims they had made port calls here, and the locals had seen the monstrous crew before.  Irina made a turn down a narrow alley and Sims followed.  He began to notice things about her, how her small frame carried dense muscle, how her backside swayed back and forth as she walked, and her tail with it.  It was large and long, and the fur was very fluffy on it.  There was a hole cut in a specially tailored boiler suit that didn't do much to cover up her figure.  He became aware that she was looking back at him, and that he was staring.  He quickly looked up and away from her.  
  237.  
  238. "It's this door," she said, the first time Sims had heard her speak.  He couldn't tell if there was an accent or not.  She was referring to a non descript door with a small sign on it, in Arabic and French.  She opened the door without knocking.  Sitting behind a desk with several old telephones on them was a woman, or it looked like a woman.  She had pale white skin, white hair, and red eyes, black sclera around the red, with black horns coming from the side of her head and curving a bit before coming to a point.  She wore a white suit.  Her burning eyes immediately latched onto Sims, and he could feel something similar to when he heard the Harpies' song at Gibraltar.  He was falling into infinity with those eyes, and he picked up his foot to walk forward when-
  239.  
  240. "HEY."  Irina spoke sharply to the woman behind the desk, and her gaze turned towards Irina.  Sims flinched a little as the spell was lifted.  
  241.  
  242. "Captain is calling in a favor.  We picked him up from a shipwreck and he needs to call some people and let them know where to pick him up."
  243. The woman rolled her eyes.
  244.  
  245. "This is only because you work for Her."  She reached into a drawer and pulled out a satellite phone, standing up and walking to Sims.  Her eyes locked onto his, and he got a case of tunnel vision.  Her figure was the only thing he saw, swaying her hips and smiling lasciviously at him.  It seemed like forever, but she grabbed his hand, putting the phone in it.  She put a finger under his chin, rubbing the 5 o clock shadow that had accumulated.  Then she turned sharply around, and Sims found himself standing looking like an idiot, his jaw hanging open to the point of him drooling a bit, with a growing erection in his pants.  He blinked a few times, realized what had happened, then quickly turned around so he could make a phone call without having to look at that woman again.  Dialing the only numbers he could remember by heart, he listened to the phone ring a few times before it was picked up.
  246.  
  247. "Hello?" said the voice on the other line.  It was probably 1  or 2 in the morning there now.
  248.  
  249. "Mom?"
  250.  
  251. "Oh my God, Daniel?!  I heard about the ship and you were listed as missing!"
  252.  
  253. "I'm not, I got rescued.  I'm fine.  I'm in Algeria, I'll be fine."
  254.  
  255. "You have no idea how worried I was!  I thought you were going to end up like those soldiers on the news."
  256.  
  257. "Don't worry, I'm ok.  I'm going to find a way to get the Navy to pick me up here."
  258.  
  259. He felt a tapping on his shoulder, and not wanting to turn around, he knew what that was the signal for.  
  260.  
  261. "Look, this phone is going to die soon, tell everyone I'm ok, and I love you and Dad."
  262.  
  263. Before he could hear her start to cry or get his dad on the phone, he hung up.  Sighing heavily, he held the phone over his shoulder and felt the woman's hand on his, like a jolt of electricity.  She took the phone and got really close to his ear, making him shudder.
  264.  
  265. "Do you need a place to stay while you wait?  I can make you feel very welcome here in Mers el-Kabir."  She was whispering with a seductive breathy voice, and Sims could feel his coveralls tenting again when a paw clapped down on his other shoulder, breaking the spell again.  
  266.  
  267. "That won't be necessary, thank you for your services", said Irina with a noticeable amount of annoyance in her voice.  She led him out of the small office, slamming the door behind her.
  268.  
  269. "Thanks for that."
  270.  
  271. "Just doing my job."
  272.  
  273. "I was supposed to call someone from the Navy."
  274.  
  275. "Do you know the number?"
  276.  
  277. "Well, no..."
  278.  
  279. "I'm not letting you back in there."
  280.  
  281. "Right."
  282.  
  283. "I guess Miruna can send the word out back on the boat."
  284.  
  285. "Miruna?"
  286.  
  287. "The Captain."
  288.  
  289. "Oh.  Anyway, thanks again."
  290.  
  291. "Don't worry about it."
  292.  
  293.     She walked the same way out of the alley they came, and they began to make their way back to the marina.  Suddenly the world was moving much too fast, Sims was pulled to the ground and he saw stars as his head hit the dirt.  He heard what sounded like growling and yelling.  Irina was fighting something, and it wasn't going well for her.  Big arms picked him up, dazed, and he caught a glimpse of Irina being manhandled by something big and green before a pair of arms went around his neck.  The world went black.
  294.  
  295. "Wake up sweetcakes"
  296.  
  297. His vision started to come back to him.  There was a snake in front of him.  She had the body of a woman, but instead of legs, a snake's tail that was coiled up underneath her.  Standing behind her was a very large green woman, at least 8 feet tall.  She had muscles that would suggest she could easily pick up a car to look for spare change under the tire.  Sims began to understand he was not in a place he wanted to be.  
  298.  
  299. "I got first dibs," said the huge She-Hulk.
  300.  
  301. "No way, you'll break him, and we need him in one piece, otherwise we don't get any money."  The snake woman flicked her tongue at her colleague.
  302.  
  303. "Why do we need money if we have him?"
  304.  
  305. "Because, idiot, we need the money for fuel."
  306.  
  307. "Oh.  Well can I still play with him?  I promise not to hurt him bad."
  308.  
  309. "NO, I'm going first."  
  310.  
  311. The snake began to uncoil her body and move towards him.
  312.  
  313. "Sssssso, first time?," she said, seeing the naked fear in his eyes.  Here it comes.  All those briefings about what they were capable of were now running through his head.  She draped her arms around his shoulders as she began to wrap her huge tail around his body.  He felt the cool, smooth scales wrap around his arms with a strength like which he'd never encountered.  They held him in place firmly.  With a forked tongue she licked his sweat from his face.  Running a hand down his chest, she grabbed the zipper at the top of this coveralls, making sure for her fingers to touch him as much as they could.  He could feel himself swelling up, and by the time she had reached the bottom of his coveralls, he practically sprang out of them.  
  314.  
  315. "Oooooh," she said.  "They're not like this back home."
  316.  
  317.     The tip of her tail worked its way up his leg and wrapped around the base of Sims.  The snake moved her body down to look up at him.  She flicked her tongue at him a few times, teasing the tip.  Sims clenched his teeth.  This wasn't what he had in mind with his first port visit in the Mediterranean.  She opened her mouth, sharp fangs glistening and dripping with what he believed to be venom, breathing heavily on the tip.  Sims shut his eyes.  
  318.  
  319. "THAT WASN'T THE DEAL."
  320.  
  321.     Immediately Sims felt the coils of the snake's tail loosening on him.  He opened his eyes and saw her, the pale woman with white hair and horns from before.  Her eyes weren't the seductive pools they were when he met her earlier in the day, but burning fire, like the lake of fire in Hell itself.  The black sclera surrounding them only intensified the fury of the burning red.  It was hard to pay attention to things happening around him, as he was fixated on her beauty.  Her black tail, moving in the direction of her swaying hips hypnotized Sims.  He didn't really notice the snake woman letting go of him, head hanging in supplication.  He didn't see the huge green woman looking away from the pale woman in fear.  All he saw was her, walking towards him.  He felt his painful erection throbbing in anticipation at her approach.
  322.  
  323. "You were supposed to deliver him untouched, filthy reptile," the pale devil said, sending a harsh backhand into the snake's face and nearly bowling her over.  Turning her attention to Sims, she smiled malevolently, the corners of her mouth turning upwards slightly, licking her lips and running her tongue over a pair of sharp canines.  
  324.  
  325. "I was hoping to save you for a later time, but, I suppose there's no sense wasting this," she said, gesturing to Sims' erection.  She bent down and ran a finger along his balls and up the shaft and it Sims felt like he was struck by lightning.  Spasming, he had an orgasm that was, in his mind, earth shattering.  Thick ropes of seed shot up onto the devil's face, more than Sims could ever remember in his life.  She smiled and giggled as he grunted, the last of his release hitting her outstretched tongue.  His mind was a blank sheet of paper, and he could hear her speak, but the words weren't making any sense.  She smiled and ran a finger across her face, pushing his cum onto her red tongue and played with it in her hands.
  326.  
  327. "Mmmhmmhmm," she laughed and moaned simultaneously.  Normally after cumming, Sims would be drooping and ready to go to sleep.  Nothing about the past several days were normal.  He was still hard, still throbbing, still ready to go when she positioned herself over him, lifting her skirt and rubbing her opening with his dick.  His eyes rolled back in his head as he felt the heat from her.  Suddenly, Sims felt nothing.  He could hear the sounds coming in from the outside world again.  Wood splinters flew everywhere and the room filled with the thunder of guns.  Sims looked to see a very angry devil standing over him, looking to the entrance.  Behind the devil was the large green woman with pieces of wooden door sticking out of her, and it looked like she had been clocked with a flying doorknob.  The snake was nowhere in sight.  Sims followed a red dot that was holding on the devil's chest to the robot standing in the doorway.  From the Furtună.  It's face, or what a robot can have that resembles a face, was focused on Sims' assailant.  It had a barrel of some kind of weapon coming from it's wrist.  The pupils in it's violet eyes constricted slightly and made an adjustment on aim.
  328.  
  329. "Step away from Mr. Sims, Ms. Devona."
  330.  
  331. "I wasn't planning on hurting him, you rusty sack of gears"
  332.  
  333. "What you were planning on and what you are doing are apparently two different things.  I have authorization to open fire if you do not step away."
  334.  
  335. "You can't touch me, bucket head!"
  336.  
  337. "I do not answer to you, I answer to the Captain.  And she informed me to shoot with any sign of aggression.  I believe you will be receiving a transmission soon."
  338.  
  339.     At that moment, Devona's phone lit up and began to ring, the light shining through her white blouse pocket.  Eyes widening, she put the phone to her ear.  Muffled speaking on the other end said everything Sims needed to know.  Devona's  eyes burned with the fury of hate and helplessness, and she stepped back from Sims.  Edna ran in from behind the robot and pulled small tool from a belt pouch and cut Sims loose.  Looking different than before, not as suggestive as when he woke up this morning, she had a face of concern on her as she helped him stand up, and gave him space when he zipped his coveralls back up.  
  340.  
  341. "You alright?"
  342.  
  343. "I think so.  I feel a little weird.  Like I wasn't in charge of myself."
  344.  
  345. "Come on, Captain's waiting for us."
  346.  
  347.     They walked out with Edna holding Sims up, past the robot, who kept her aim on Devona the entire time.  "Come on, Sue," said Edna.  The robot moved out of the doorway, walking backwards and aiming until the interior of the room was out of sight.  The late afternoon sun beat down on Sims.  Outside was Irina, the left half of her face swollen from where the large green woman had socked her, knocking her out.  The fact that she wasn't in a coma was a testament to her strength and will.  Her eyes met Sims, and she quickly looked away in shame.  Held up by Sue and Edna, and followed by Irina, they made their way through the town back to the marina where the Furtună waited.  The boat had a few crates strapped to the deck that weren't there before.  The Captain stood on the bridge, looking stern.  Irina looked at her pleading, with one eye swollen shut, and tried to speak.
  348.  
  349. "Miruna, I tried-"
  350.  
  351. "That's enough, we can talk about this later.  Go see Elfriede and get your face looked at."
  352.  
  353. Irina looked like she had more to say, but didn't.  Hanging her head low, she walked up the gangplank with her tail dragging behind her.
  354.  
  355. "Well, Mr. Sims, it would appear you're more popular than you realized."
  356.  
  357. Sims didn't have anything to say to that, nothing could describe how weird today was.  
  358.  
  359. "Perhaps you should stay with us we can bring you to a safer location.  Our employer can assist you in getting home."
  360.  
  361. "Thank you."
  362.  
  363. "Thank Irina, she contacted us in time for Edna and Sue to save you."
  364.  
  365. The Captain threw a bottle of water to Sims, who caught it.  He opened it and greedily chugged it.
  366.  
  367. "I can imagine you're very dehydrated after today's adventure.  There's a good chance Ms. Devona would have left you in a much sorrier state than you are in now."
  368.  
  369.     Edna and Sue helped him up the gangplank, and he sat on the deck as preparations were made to get underway.  He looked to the Captain, who was attending to the fuel guages at the console.  A paw came out of the hatch near the console holding something.  The captain bent  down to grab it and handed him something wrapped in foil.  It smelled good.  It appeared to be grilled meat in a baguette.  Having not eaten all day, he began to attempt to unhinge his jaw so he could fit more of the sandwich into his mouth.  Soon, in true military fashion, all of the sandwich had disappeared.  
  370.  
  371. "So where is this employer of yours?"
  372.  
  373. "The Island of Malta, but we can't make it there with the amount of fuel we carry.  We'll have to make a stop on Sardinia to refuel and get more provisions.  Hopefully, we won't run into any more...complications there."
  374.  
  375. "Who were those women who kidnapped me?"
  376.  
  377. "Mercenaries, I would guess.  The Furtună is not the only crew out here."
  378.  
  379. "And Devona?"
  380.  
  381. "You are a young man, who is not from here, and would just as easily disappear from here as you arrived.  I believe she has learned her lesson, and I can't do much else about her."
  382.  
  383. Captain Văduva went back to her work and soon the Furtună was underway again.
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