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  1. Candice Green's Memories:
  2.  
  3. Daniela Houston [145.9] exclaims, "AI!"
  4. You get a headache.
  5. You feel lightheaded.
  6. You can't seem to see anything.
  7. You feel weak.
  8. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  9. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  10. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  11. Joseph Staleen says, "IM SICK."
  12. Joseph Staleen says, "AND I WILL DIE."
  13. NIGGERPENIS-8000 queries, "Do you want to be let into virology?"
  14. Joseph Staleen says, "IT'S TIME TO END THIS"
  15. ÿYou have a seizure!
  16. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  17. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  18. Vince Dunroe [145.9] says, "AI DOORS"
  19. Vince Dunroe [145.9] says, "GOT A LING"
  20. You lean on the back of the ÿDNA scanner and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
  21. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  22. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  23. Shekelburg Goldstein [145.9] says, "No thanks, i'm Jewish"
  24. Abig Baum [145.9] says, "I'm vomiting blood."
  25. Derek Westbrook [145.9] stammers, "JEW-W"
  26. Shawn Pratt [145.9] says, " where is the escape shuttle"
  27. Derek Westbrook [145.9] stammers, "J-JEW-WS-S C-CAUS-SED-D 9/11"
  28. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "THE END IS NIGH"
  29. NIGGERPENIS-8000 [145.9] queries, "Does anyone want to try to cure the red death?"
  30. OOC: DrChef: nice music
  31. You lean on the back of the ÿDNA scanner and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
  32. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "ASCEND AND ENLIGHTED YOURSELF!"
  33. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  34. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "PRAISE TO ALTMAN!"
  35. Captain Announces
  36.  
  37. It's over. Im sick. Im going to die soon. I just puked blood. Fuck it. Im shooting myself. Good bye crew. Im sorry.
  38.  
  39.  
  40. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "THE END IS NIGH!"
  41. Current Admins:
  42. Stickymayhem is a TrialAdmin
  43. Aranclanos is a Codermin
  44.  
  45. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  46. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "CAN U GIVE ME EPPILAPSE?!"
  47. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "THE END IS NEIIIIIGGGHH!"
  48. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "stop grifing me!!!!"
  49. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  50. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "PRAISE BE ALTMAN!"
  51. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "HE HAS!"
  52. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "PRAISE!"
  53. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "THE HOLY CREATURE HAS EVOLVED"
  54. Bruce Cypret [145.9] says, "RD to robotics please"
  55. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  56. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "THE PROPHET AS ASCENDE TO NEW HIEGHTS!"
  57. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "PRAISE!!!"
  58. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  59. You successfully break out of the ÿDNA scanner!
  60. Shawn Pratt [145.9] says, "theres an alien in the church"
  61. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "COUGH COUGH"
  62. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "IT BEAUTIFUL"
  63. Medibot beeps, "An apple a day keeps me away."
  64. Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
  65. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "THERE IS NO ALIEN"
  66. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "ONLY THE ENLIGHTENED PROPHET!"
  67. Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  68. Jack Rustle [145.9] exclaims, " REPENT MY BORTHERS! THE END IS NIGH!"
  69. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "PROTECT THE PROPHET!"
  70. Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  71. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "PROTECT THE PROPHEYT"
  72. Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
  73. Nathaniel Ray [145.9] says, "AI Door"
  74. Donovan Powers [145.9] says, "cure to red plague is spaceillin"
  75. ÿYou have a seizure!
  76. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  77. Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: Get your fucking Spaceacillin from Chemistry.
  78. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  79. Hunter Perrigo [145.9] says, "We were already on it AI."
  80. PharrellOS states, "FUCK"
  81. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "KILL HIM LORD"
  82. PharrellOS states, "Hi."
  83. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "HE HARMED THE LORD!!"
  84. OOC: Draquila: is anyone else getting severe lag?
  85. UG OOG [145.9] says, "traitors in the chapel. Defending a alien queen. They are traitors to the station."
  86. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "PROTECT THE LORD BY ALL MEANS!!!"
  87. PharrellOS states, "HEY SEC"
  88. PharrellOS states, "FUCK"
  89. PharrellOS [145.9] states, " EVERYBODY, THE MIME HAS SOMETHING TO SAY"
  90. Bruce Cypret [145.9] says, "ai door"
  91. PharrellOS states, " EVERYBODY, THE MIME HAS SOMETHING TO SAY"
  92. UG OOG [145.9] says, "I attacked the alien queen and someone said STOP!, also I was sent through the disposals"
  93. PharrellOS [145.9] declares, " HE SAYS HE WAS TORTURED IN GENEICS AND THE SECURITY CYBORG IS TO BLAME!"
  94. PharrellOS declares, " HE SAYS HE WAS TORTURED IN GENEICS AND THE SECURITY CYBORG IS TO BLAME!"
  95. PharrellOS [145.9] declares, " PLEASE HELP, HE SAYS!"
  96. PharrellOS declares, " PLEASE HELP, HE SAYS!"
  97. This is an anti-toxin bottle. It is a tiny item.
  98. A small bottle of Anti-toxins. Counters poisons, and repairs damage, a wonder drug.
  99. It contains:
  100. 30 units of Anti-Toxin (Dylovene)
  101. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  102. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  103. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  104. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
  105. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
  106. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
  107. ÿYou have a seizure!
  108. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  109. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  110. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  111. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  112. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  113. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  114. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  115. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  116. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " BLOW THEM"
  117. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " I'M BEING BEATEN"
  118. UG OOG [145.9] says, "Alien isn't human. It must be killed."
  119. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
  120. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " BORGS ARE FUCKING ROGUE CAPTAIN BLOW THEM NOW"
  121. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
  122. Derek Westbrook [145.9] stammers, "GOD-DD-DAMN-N LIN-N-NG-G"
  123. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
  124. The anti-toxin bottle is empty.
  125. The anti-toxin bottle is empty.
  126. ÿYou have nothing to drop in your hand.
  127. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " CAPTAIN"
  128. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " THE BORGS ARE FUCKING ROGUE"
  129. Daniela Houston [145.9] says, " HURRY"
  130. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "DON'T HURT HER!!!!"
  131. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  132. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  133. Priority Announcement
  134.  
  135. The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
  136.  
  137.  
  138. You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
  139. Kitts McGee [145.9] says, "They're not rogue"
  140. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
  141. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
  142. You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
  143. Daniel Wilson says, "Screw it."
  144. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH!!!"
  145. You hear a laser blast!
  146. You hear a laser blast!
  147. You hear a laser blast!
  148. You hear a laser blast!
  149. Erika Heimdottir [145.9] says, "AI, open."
  150. Daniel Wilson puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
  151. You hear twisting metal.
  152. You hear metal clanking
  153. You hear twisting metal.
  154. Shekelburg Goldstein [145.9] says, "The borgs arrested me for burning a dead guys corpse with a laser"
  155. You hear twisting metal.
  156. You hear twisting metal.
  157. PharrellOS states, "SOMEONE HELP THIS MIME"
  158. You hear twisting metal.
  159. You hear twisting metal.
  160. You hear twisting metal.
  161. You hear twisting metal.
  162. You hear twisting metal.
  163. Malik Lord [145.9] asks, "Yeah, Daniela aren't you a ling or something? What was up witht hat weird arm blade thing earlier?"
  164. NIGGERPENIS-8000 [145.9] states, "I was obeying law 1 you meatbag"
  165. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "THAT FAGGOT TRAITOR GDORUGE MELLENS GRIFING ME HAL;P!!!!!!"
  166. OOC: Totara: why
  167. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "LORD! GET ON THE SHUTTLE!"
  168. ÿYou cannot reach the controls from inside.
  169. OOC: Cedarbridge: Indeed
  170. PharrellOS states, "SOMEONE HELP THIS MIME."
  171. NIGGERPENIS-8000 [145.9] queries, "Then why were you shooting him with lasers?"
  172. PharrellOS [145.9] states, " SOMEONE HELP THIS MIME."
  173. PharrellOS states, " SOMEONE HELP THIS MIME."
  174. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "YES!!"
  175. Carlos Greenwood [145.9] gibbers, "S-SAVE US-S"
  176. Triskelion [145.9] states, " Where Pharrel"
  177. PharrellOS [145.9] states, " GENETICS."
  178. PharrellOS states, " GENETICS."
  179. PharrellOS states, "BORG"
  180. PharrellOS states, "HELP THIS MIME"
  181. ÿYou remove the floor tile.
  182. The cover is locked and cannot be opened.
  183. Triskelion states, "EVACUATE"
  184. Shekelburg Goldstein [145.9] says, "Alien queen is dead"
  185. Shekelburg Goldstein [145.9] says, "For some reason, we killed it"
  186. Triskelion states, "Evac"
  187. Triskelion states, "Shuttle"
  188. D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "THE PROPHEY!"
  189. D'mello Reezy [145.9] says, "THE PROPHET"
  190. PharrellOS states, "SOMEONE GET THIS MIME ONTO THE SHUTTLE"
  191. You hear a laser blast!
  192. PharrellOS states, "MIME, YOU MUST TRUST THEM"
  193. You hear a laser blast!
  194. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  195. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  196. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  197. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  198. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  199. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  200. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  201. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  202. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  203. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  204. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  205. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  206. PharrellOS states, "BORG"
  207. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  208. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  209. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  210. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  211. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  212. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  213. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  214. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  215. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  216. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  217. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  218. PharrellOS states, "THIS MIME IS INNOCENT"
  219. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  220. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  221. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  222. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  223. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  224. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  225. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  226. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  227. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  228. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  229. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  230. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  231. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  232. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  233. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  234. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  235. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  236. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  237. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  238. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  239. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  240. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  241. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  242. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  243. Erika Heimdottir gasps!
  244. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  245. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  246. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  247. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  248. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  249. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  250. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  251. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  252. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  253. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  254. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  255. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  256. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  257. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  258. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  259. ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
  260. Cameron Osterweis sneezes.
  261. Priority Announcement
  262.  
  263. The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
  264.  
  265.  
  266. Zephys Dargon says, "Good work borg"
  267. PharrellOS states, "I MUST DIE, FOR MY COUNTRY"
  268. You hear a laser blast!
  269. ÿ!PharrellOS bleeps electronically.
  270. Cameron Osterweis sneezes.
  271. Praise Xenos states, "pharrelOS rip"
  272. Praise Xenos states, "OH SHIT"
  273. Praise Xenos states, "HI MIME."
  274. Praise Xenos states, "I HEARD YOU WERE TORTURED IN GENETICS>"
  275. The radio headset overloads.
  276. You hear and smell the ozone hiss of electrical sparks being expelled violently.
  277. It won't budge!
  278. Caleb Greene coughs!
  279. ÿYou have a seizure!
  280. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  281. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  282. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  283. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  284. Caleb Greene sneezes.
  285. You hear metal clanking.
  286. Tom Stone (as Steve Mic) sneezes.
  287. You hear metal clanking.
  288. Mackenzie Stafford gasps!
  289. Tom Stone (as Nikolas Smirnov) says, "what the hell"
  290. Grendel Pershing sneezes.
  291. You hear metal clanking
  292. Tom Stone (as Steve Mic) puts the laser gun into the industrial backpack.
  293. Kameron Tanner puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
  294. Kameron Tanner says, "Shit, cryostiiing"
  295. Abig Baum lets out a distressed noise.
  296. Mackenzie Stafford gasps!
  297. Isaac North coughs!
  298. Tom Stone (as Nikolas Smirnov) puts Advanced Energy Gun into the backpack.
  299. UG OOG coughs!
  300. You hear metal clanking
  301. Gregory Rahl puts the kitchen knife into the backpack.
  302. You hear metal clanking.
  303. ÿthe flash slips out of your hand.
  304. You hear metal clanking
  305. Jordyn Bash (as Sue Wardle) sneezes.
  306. Mackenzie Stafford collapses!
  307. Gregory Rahl coughs!
  308. You hear metal clanking.
  309. Alexander Hogan sneezes.
  310. Triskelion (Played by: Dionysus24779) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
  311. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  312. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  313. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  314. 4. Anyone reading WGW is non-human and everything he says are lies. He's harming humans.
  315. NIGGERPENIS-8000 (Played by: Mugumbe) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
  316. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  317. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  318. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  319. 4. Anyone reading WGW is non-human and everything he says are lies. He's harming humans.
  320. MONSOON (Played by: Corvaillian) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
  321. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  322. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  323. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  324. 4. Anyone reading WGW is non-human and everything he says are lies. He's harming humans.
  325. You hear metal clanking.
  326.  
  327. The changelings were:
  328. Arkraven was Thane Bruan (survived)
  329. Changeling ID: Mr. Lambda.
  330. Genomes Extracted: 1
  331. Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
  332. Objective #2: Assassinate Kameron Tanner, the Security Officer. Fail.
  333. Objective #3: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
  334. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  335. The changeling has failed.
  336.  
  337. HansDampf was Clown (body destroyed)
  338. Changeling ID: Mr. Upsilon.
  339. Genomes Extracted: 1
  340. Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
  341. Objective #2: Assassinate Nikolas Smirnov, the Research Director. Fail.
  342. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Edwin Todd, the Station Engineer. Fail.
  343. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  344. The changeling has failed.
  345.  
  346. Farnebrink was Silas Roby (survived as Franz Krake)
  347. Changeling ID: Mr. Chi.
  348. Genomes Extracted: 7
  349. Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
  350. Objective #2: Assassinate Franz Krake, the Chaplain. Success!
  351. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Landyn Agg, the Medical Doctor. Success!
  352. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
  353. The changeling was successful!
  354.  
  355. Viconno was Satoru Winkel (survived as Nathaniel Ray)
  356. Changeling ID: Mr. Omicron.
  357. Genomes Extracted: 4
  358. Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
  359. Objective #2: Assassinate Kameron Tanner, the Security Officer. Fail.
  360. Objective #3: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
  361. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  362. The changeling has failed.
  363.  
  364. Stickymayhem was Daniela Houston (died as monkey (716))
  365. Changeling ID: Ms. Eta.
  366. Genomes Extracted: 2
  367. Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
  368. Objective #2: Assassinate Nathaniel Ray, the Assistant. Success!
  369. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Claudious, the Scientist. Fail.
  370. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  371. The changeling has failed.
  372.  
  373. Defe was Phoebe Seelig (survived as Grendel Pershing)
  374. Changeling ID: Ms. Tau.
  375. Genomes Extracted: 12
  376. Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
  377. Objective #2: Assassinate Thane Bruan, the Chief Engineer. Fail.
  378. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Donovan Powers, the Geneticist. Fail.
  379. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
  380. The changeling has failed.
  381.  
  382. ItalianSupercat was Dirk Diggler (survived)
  383. Changeling ID: Mr. Beta.
  384. Genomes Extracted: 6
  385. Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
  386. Objective #2: Assassinate Thomas Laser, the Assistant. Success!
  387. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Daniel Wilson, the Security Officer. Fail.
  388. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
  389. The changeling has failed.
  390.  
  391. EmptyK was Andrew Burns (body destroyed)
  392. Changeling ID: Mr. Rho.
  393. Genomes Extracted: 1
  394. Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
  395. Objective #2: Assassinate Derek Westbrook, the Scientist. Success!
  396. Objective #3: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
  397. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  398. The changeling has failed.
  399.  
  400. DickTwitcher was Tu Chainz (body destroyed)
  401. Changeling ID: Mr. Gamma.
  402. Genomes Extracted: 3
  403. Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
  404. Objective #2: Assassinate Thomas Laser, the Assistant. Success!
  405. Objective #3: Steal the brain of Vince Dunroe, the Chemist. Fail.
  406. Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
  407. The changeling has failed.
  408.  
  409.  
  410. The traitors were:
  411. FjKrake was Franz Krake (body destroyed)
  412. Objective #1: Spread the word of Unitology Fail.
  413. The traitor has failed!
  414.  
  415. The code phrases were: peace, dreams, long island tea.
  416. The code responses were: Beepksy Smash, Makenna Zalack, follow.
  417.  
  418. You hear metal clanking.
  419. You hear metal clanking.
  420. ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
  421. OOC: Saintish: THANKS, YO
  422. Tom Stone (as Steve Mic) sneezes.
  423. OOC: Killerz104: that chapel alien cult thing was great
  424. OOC: Killerz104: seriously
  425. OOC: DrChef: >Helping an alien queen >ever
  426. OOC: Saintish: I was the WGW Spammer, got made into alien
  427. OOC: Flaponiery: fuck you mime
  428. OOC: SP00KY: OH HEY NONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED ME WERE ANTAG.
  429. OOC: SkipsPro: >no fun allowed
  430. OOC: Kingofkosmos: unitology best religion ever
  431. OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Are you fucking kidding me
  432. OOC: DrChef: Alien died. YAY
  433. OOC: FjKrake: Praise Altman :)
  434. OOC: DrChef: YAY
  435. OOC: SkipsPro: 10/10 religion
  436. OOC: Kingofkosmos: best chaplain hands down
  437. OOC: SkipsPro: praise altman
  438. OOC: Cedarbridge: >telebombing an asimov AI
  439. OOC: Saintish: DrChef, I appeared out of the gibs of a corpse as a larva and they raised me up from birth
  440. OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: I want ban for captain, geneticist and fucking secborg
  441. OOC: Amelius: Evil security.
  442.  
  443.  
  444. Stay tuned for details about head admin elections.
  445.  
  446.  
  447. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained here, leave the server immediately.
  448.  
  449. ÿÿGeometry processed in 1.6 seconds!
  450. ÿÿJob setup complete
  451. ÿÿInitializing objects...
  452. OOC: Fluffynuts: A round full of tears
  453. ÿÿInitializing pipe networks...
  454. ÿÿInitializing atmos machinery...
  455. ÿÿMaking a mess...
  456. ÿÿInitializations complete.
  457. OOC: Flaponiery: mime, i just gave you to genetics
  458. Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
  459. Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
  460. OOC: Totara: It's well-known fact you can get away with RDM unless an admin PMs you about it.
  461. OOC: Toedstewie007: I was sooooo bored
  462. OOC: Henry_blackie: They were only following the captins orders
  463. OOC: Cedarbridge: >RD lets an assistant have access to telescience and toxins
  464. OOC: Flaponiery: it's not my fault they gave you tourettes and shit.
  465. OOC: Zswords: Why is that every time I order gear for sec as Cargo, Sec never comes to pick it up?
  466. OOC: Draquila: i wish i hadn't got disconnected 100 times in the chaplain's office
  467. OOC: Flaponiery: i thought oyu will get powers
  468. Current Admins:
  469. Stickymayhem is a TrialAdmin
  470. Aranclanos is a Codermin
  471.  
  472. OOC: Draquila: seriously, was anyone else getting ungodly lag?
  473. OOC: Mark9013100: Everytime a ling uses monkey from I cry.
  474. OOC: SkipsPro: fuck that religion was fun
  475. OOC: Fluffynuts: >Work with alien queen, and attack the HoP
  476. OOC: Stickymayhem: >Assistant waits twenty minutes for a job change
  477. OOC: Fluffynuts: >Get killed
  478. OOC: Mugumbe: >blow the borgs, they are following law 1!
  479. OOC: Stickymayhem: RD was shit though. Did five minutes of telescience then fucked off into space
  480. OOC: Fluffynuts: What an injustice
  481. OOC: FjKrake: Well those guys were unitologists
  482. OOC: Mxykikker: uh what
  483. OOC: FjKrake: Convergence man
  484. OOC: Cedarbridge: Sticky, I was the guy in telesci and not the RD.
  485. OOC: Mxykikker: I was the rd and I did RnD the whole time
  486. OOC: Cedarbridge: I fucked off into space.
  487. OOC: Toedstewie007: That round was gay
  488. PM to-Admins: So. I was held in genetics whole round, made into blind helpess mime, repeatedly shoved back by security cyborg with asimov. Geneticist and captain were not antags.
  489. OOC: Stickymayhem: I stand corrected then
  490. OOC: Mxykikker: thanks sticky
  491. OOC: Fluffynuts: Sorry about the jobchange, Sticky. If I hadn't moved to the Caps office, the monkeys would've had guns and all access
  492. OOC: Flaponiery: is there anything to explore in space anyways?
  493. OOC: Toedstewie007: I was drunk, then suicided on shuttle
  494. OOC: Cedarbridge: When I heard the bombs I came back to sci and the RD accused me of bombing things.
  495. OOC: DrChef: I helped kill the Alien Queen.
  496. OOC: Stickymayhem: RD shouldn't fuck off into space
  497. OOC: Stickymayhem: That's ok Fluffy
  498. OOC: DrChef: What about the CE?
  499. OOC: Toedstewie007: Scientist should
  500. OOC: Saintish: Thanks to admins for letting me be alium despite my spam. I appeared as a larva out of Mayan Pete's corpse and the bros in the chapel raised me up from birth with hugs. I chose the guy with Yig's ID as my messiah.
  501. -- Administrator private message --
  502. Admin PM from-Aranclanos: did you ever talk
  503. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  504. OOC: Totara: ok
  505. PM to-Admins: No, I'm a freaking mime. Why does it matter?
  506. The current game mode is - Secret!
  507. Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, monkey, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
  508. OOC: Toedstewie007: lol
  509. OOC: Totara: enjoy urself less :)
  510. OOC: Amelius: Unfortunately, we were promptly discovered and killed, Saintish.
  511. Enjoy the game!
  512. OOC: Fluffynuts: I killed 3 monkeys. How many were lings?
  513. OOC: SkipsPro: rolling for antag
  514. -- Administrator private message --
  515. Admin PM from-Aranclanos: then why do you adminhelp
  516. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  517. OOC: Cedarbridge: I do like that its possible for two heads to easily fuck off into space chase adventures in rev though.
  518. OOC: SP00KY: I got killed by three non-antags for no reason last round good job.
  519. OOC: DrChef: how do you get credits for the slot machine?
  520. OOC: Zelacks: i am sure there was a reason
  521. OOC: SP00KY: I wish I could greytide for that.
  522. PM to-Admins: Because captain used permabrig equal sentence for something as petty as vandalism. Because asimov cyborg dragged me into irradiating harmful machine. Because geneticist did the same, but he was probably following captan's orders. I don't see how the fact that I didn't talk changes anything.
  523. OOC: DrChef: I got banned from assistant for greytiding
  524. OOC: Draquila: i think it's hilarious that assistant job bans are even possible
  525. OOC: Cedarbridge: TIL the NASA Suit is the defacto RD outfit.
  526. -- Administrator private message --
  527. Admin PM from-Aranclanos: permabrig? weren't you in genetics?
  528. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  529. OOC: Cedarbridge: Literally everyone calls me the RD when I have it on.
  530. OOC: Totara: If you're useless as an assistant you'll surely be a credit to the station with responsibility
  531. Captain Johannes Nillson on deck!
  532. Attention! Security level elevated to blue
  533. The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
  534. PM to-Admins: I was held there whole round. Does it matter if you put someone in 1x1 room where they can't get out or in permabrig? It's the same, only I was given a bunch of disablities and almost killed.
  535. -- Administrator private message --
  536. Admin PM from-Aranclanos: You probably could have gotten out if you talked
  537. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  538. OOC: DrChef: howcome, when I refund balance, I get nothing in return.
  539. PM to-Admins: Does leaving tools in permabrig means I can put anyone I want in there because they will PROBABLY get out?
  540. ÿ!Now teleporting.
  541. That's a floor.
  542. That's a floor.
  543. That's a floor.
  544. That's a floor.
  545. That's a floor.
  546. That's a floor.
  547. That's a floor.
  548. That's a wall.
  549. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  550. That's a wall.
  551. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  552. That's a floor.
  553. That's a floor.
  554. That's a wall.
  555. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  556. That's a wall.
  557. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  558. That's a floor.
  559. That's a floor.
  560. That's a floor.
  561. That's a floor.
  562. DEAD: Jacquetta Richter says, "first hit stun with esword"
  563. That's a floor.
  564. That's a floor.
  565. That's a wall.
  566. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  567. That's a wall.
  568. A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
  569. That's a photocopier.
  570. That's a photocopier.
  571. Joseph Staleen [145.9] says, "HELP IN LIBRARY"
  572. That's a photocopier.
  573. That's a table.
  574. A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
  575. That's a table.
  576. A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
  577. That's a floor.
  578. That's a floor.
  579. That's a floor.
  580. That's a floor.
  581. That's a floor.
  582. That's ÿspace.
  583. That's ÿspace.
  584. OOC: Firecage: Mmm, after feature freeze. What should I add to the kitchen and bar to make it more fun for the barman and chef? Maybe a distillery in the backroom for the barman?
  585. DEAD: Conner Wilson says, "I got first-hit stunned with a pickaxe yesterday"
  586. OOC: Aranclanos: ZELACKS
  587. OOC: Zelacks: the feature freeze is still in place?
  588. OOC: Zelacks: HELLO
  589. OOC: Aranclanos: dohohohohohoho
  590. Current Admins:
  591. Stickymayhem is a TrialAdmin
  592. Aranclanos is a Codermin
  593.  
  594. OOC: Zelacks: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
  595. OOC: Aranclanos: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOH
  596. PM to-Admins: So uh, do I have to take it to the forum then?
  597. OOC: Zelacks: DOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO
  598. OOC: MaddKatter: The space lag is real
  599. OOC: Toedstewie007: Ha. Geeeey
  600. -- Administrator private message --
  601. Admin PM from-Aranclanos: yes I won't do anything
  602. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  603. OOC: Kingofkosmos: firecage, make all sodas made out of something else than themselves, so it'll open up small possibilities to ghetto chemistry?
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