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- >T'was the day before Hearth's Warming, and all about the land,
- >All the ponies were a-scurry, preparing for next day planned.
- >For all the little ponies knew of such a cheer
- >That an alicorn named 'Saint Bonnie' would soon be here.
- >Though the cheer spread far, it wasn't spread all,
- >For a resident Anon's cheer was found to be small.
- >He did not celebrate the holiday himself, you see
- >For Anon celebrated a day called 'Christmas', he did it with glee.
- >But he was the only one who knew what Christmas was,
- >So on that day he shut himself away from all the buzz…
- >"HI, ANON!" Pinkie beamed, her joy well-renowned,
- >As her bouncing and pronking were Anon-bound.
- >Anon flinched as his friend, 'Ponk', entered his house,
- >Waking him from a nap, along with his mouse.
- >"What do you want?" he growled, grumpy as hell.
- >"Just saying hi~. Though, you don't have to yell."
- >He sighed. For Anon, this was a horrible day.
- >It reminded him for all his family taken away.
- >"What's wrong, Anon?" Pinkie asked. "Did I make you mad?"
- >"Sorry," he admitted. "Just feeling a little sad."
- >"Sad?!" Pinkie screamed. "NO NO NO, CAN'T HAVE THAT!
- >"We need to get you presents! A train! A toy! A hat!
- >"OOh! Maybe some festive fudge I've been cooking all week-"
- >"PINKIE!" Anon interrupted. "I'm fine. Don't worry about the freak."
- >By freak he referred to himself, for a reason
- >That made him unhappy to be a human this season.
- >"O-ohh…" Pinkie stammered. "But I wanted to get something
- >"So you wouldn't, well, not GET anything!"
- >"I'm fine, really," he stated, but Pinkie did not listen.
- >For soon he saw that her eyes started to glisten.
- >And soon he was whisked away by a pink fluffy blur.
- >Onward to Sugarcube Corner! With Ponk as his chauffeur.
- >"Good afternoon, Anon!" said Twilight, a smile across her face.
- >"You finally decide to leave your old place?"
- >Anon scowled. "Ha ha, very funny. I blame Pinkie
- "For bringing me out here, away from my stinky
- >"Home." He grumbled again. He'd rather not be here.
- >"Come onnnn, Nonny, at least have some cheer."
- >"Here," Twilight said. "I'll buy you something to eat."
- >"Mr. Cake, can I get a Super-Duper Deluxe Choco-Lover Treat??"
- >"Sure thing, Princess!" he said, chipper as ever,
- >And off he went to undertake this endeavor,
- >Leaving you and Twilight and Pinkie to stand
- >In a gingerbread house that was completely grand.
- >It took a matter of minutes, but it was done.
- >Now the dessert was ready, and his consumption begun.
- >God, it's so good, Anon mentally noted.
- >Though, he noticed a Pink Pony doted
- >Upon his shoulder. Why did she care?
- >He longed to be loved; no colt or mare
- >Could replace the family and friends he had.
- >'>implying Anon had friends. bro, u glad?'
- >Indeed I am, my friend. But that is not the point.
- >But here in the story, we're at a joint.
- >Perhaps Anon can find it in his heart
- >To embrace the holiday spirit, each and every part.
- >Anon, munching on his dessert, to himself wondered
- >Why, after many a good day in Ponyville plundered
- >These ponies would be nice to him. Perhaps they sought
- >To give him good cheer, that they might ought
- >To wish him well on this fine day. To him, that was weird.
- >Why'd they care about him, a no-family neckbeard.
- >"Soooo, Anon, you gonna open my present?"
- >To your surprise, indeed a gift that Twilight meant
- >For you to open rested upon your lap. "Huh," he grunted.
- >"Thanks, Starbutt." And the present of which he confronted
- >He opened up. Wrappings, ribbon- Holy shit!
- >Was that a? Hoo boy, yeah it was. His lip he bit.
- >Twilight Sparkle had gotten him a book.
- >And- was it? Yeah it was! It had that look(?!)!
- >"Do you like it?" she asked. And, still in shock,
- >He nodded. "I l-love it, Twilight! Oh my god," he would balk.
- >"THANK YOU SO MUCH TWILIGHT! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!"
- >"I had to do some heavy research, it's probably off a touch,
- >"But I'm very glad you like it!" She was nearly ecstatic.
- >At his reaction, a glee so charismatic.
- ?! - Full disclosure here, it was a Captain Underpants book.
- What, you thought it was 'Twilight'? For that there's no hook.
- >"Oh, there you are, darling!" came the sweet voice
- >Of Rarity, the most generous mare by choice.
- >"OH! Uh- Hi Rarity," he said, a stammer made apparent.
- >"Oh, dear Anon, are you here on an errand?
- >"Or perhaps you're going to embrace the cheer
- >"That Old Saint Bonnie will soon bring here?"
- >He rolled his eyes. "Anon, don't roll your eyes,
- >"It's supposed to be a fun time for all sizes."
- >"Sorry, Rarity," Anon said. "Just that I don't believe
- >"In the Equestrian holiday of Hearth's Warming Eve.
- >"Though…I'm not against enjoying the day, just, y'know,
- >"Speaking as a human in Equestria. By the way, so much snow!"
- >She sighed. "I know it must be strange to you, still,
- >"But no pony- well, no human, for that matter, will
- >"Remain unloved on today of all days. I got you a present."
- >Oh boy another present, Anon thought. He took what she sent
- >And opened it up. Was that? Oh jeez, it WAS!
- >"Oh my God is that a new suit? For what cause?!"
- >Indeed, the new fancy suit was a dark violet
- >And had a rich green shirt, and a tie hued of scarlet.
- >"I figured you needed something to replace that old rag
- >"That you always wear. Please, feel free to brag~"
- >He jokingly wondered if everyone in Ponyville
- >Was gonna give him presents. Some force of will.
- >Then, he heard the rough, brash call
- >Of Top Cunt's voice. God help us all.
- >"Hey there, Green-bean." Yep, fucking Rainbow Dash.
- >"What?" he deadpanned. "Here to give me a splash?"
- >"Nahhh, just came here to give you a gift."
- >Huh? A gift? For him? His bane looked adrift,
- >She never got him anything for Christmas-
- >Sorry, Hearth's Warming. But still, this was
- >Very off. "Okay?" He took the bag. And he started
- >To open it…his own eyes darted
- >To the picture that lay inside. It was a photograph
- >Of Rainbow Dash, bottom up by at least half.
- >OF ALL THE DAYS SHE COULD HAVE MESSED WITH HIM,
- >SHE JUST HAD TO PICK THIS ONE. Anon's head brimmed
- >With fury, and he got up to leave in stride.
- >"Anon? Where are you going? Don't you want to come inside?"
- >His fury untapped, he finally started to yell.
- >"You know what, Rainbow Dash, go to hell!"
- >"ANON! What are you-" Princess Twilight began.
- >"No shut up, I'm going home. Much better than
- >"Staying here with this fucking cunt.
- >"Good day, good night, and Happy Whatever,
- >"I'm not coming back, not today, not ever!"
- >He left, his yelling subsided. And he didn't turn back.
- >And everypony there wondered what had made him crack.
- >But Anon knew. He knew full well why he snapped.
- >Each year, on this day, he felt trapped
- >With no one to be with. He had no family
- >Here to help him be happy or full of glee.
- >And I saw him run home, tears in his eyes.
- >An idea I had, like a lightbulb it flies.
- >So I made great haste. I needed to be quick,
- >If I wanted to do the job of 'Saint Nick'.
- >Onwards to Anon's house, a place full of clatter
- >So I could see myself just what was the matter.
- >And there I saw him, full of tears and beer,
- >No doubt miserable from lack of holiday cheer.
- >Normally I would enjoy this sad display
- >But I didn't. Not here, and not today.
- >It had to be stopped. Putting out my wick,
- >I thought of a plan, and I thought it up quick.
- >Adjusting my voice to a deep baritone,
- >I called out to him. "YOU ARE NOT ALONE."
- >Startled by my booming voice, he whimpered,
- >"Who's there?" His anger's probably simmered.
- >"IT IS I, THE GREAT SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY.
- >I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU CHEER. COME THIS WAY.
- >Not waiting for him, I cast a little spell
- >To show him sights of those who had meant well,
- >And into his very mindscape I leapt
- >To discover where his sorrow had kept.
- >Inside his dreams I saw his past.
- >Of friends, family, humans amassed.
- >"THIS WAS YOUR HOME, WAS IT NOT?"
- >"Yeah. Mom, dad, friends. They all sought
- >"To keep me happy on Christmas each year.
- >"But now…" he sighed. As to their fate, I feared.
- >"They're gone. All of them. I can't go back.
- >"Trust me, the other have tried." The area went black.
- >"Whoever you are, spirit or not, just go away.
- >"Leave me be, on this whatever eve or day."
- >Not content with his answer, you knew it had begun.
- >So another spell cast and the dreamscape spun
- >Into a different sort of place. Of Sugarcube Corner,
- >With all of the ponies gathered to discuss the foreigner.
- >"Rainbow Dash, what the BUCK?!" Twilight screamed.
- >"That was very bad! You saw how his tears streamed!"
- >"I told you I was sorry!" Rainbow shouted. "But I thought
- >"He would like that sort of thing." Apparently not.
- >"Well, we can't change the past," Rarity sighed.
- >"But we can still cheer him up. We'll do it tonight!"
- >Anon looked towards wherever the voice came from.
- >I kept myself hidden. Better to keep him dumb
- >As to your being. "Why are you showing my this?"
- >"YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THEY, TOO, SHALL MISS
- >"YOU IF THINGS KEEP ALONG THEIR CURRENT PATH."
- >"Alright, that settles it! We'll go an' surprise
- >"The pants offa Anon before sunrise."
- >"Yeah! Don't worry, Nonny, we'll save you from death!"
- >"Pinkie, he's not in mortal danger. Don't hold your breath."
- >And I saw Anon's face contort to mixed emotion.
- >"T-They care? W-Why would they make a motion
- >"To try and help me?" And to that I said this.
- >"YOU ARE NOT ALONE, BOY. THEY, TOO, SHALL MISS
- >"YOU IF FATE KEEPS ALONG ITS CURRENT PATH.
- >"C-Current path? The fuck?" And now, upon his profane tongue
- >The land once more distorted into a new life unsung…
- >It was a cold, stormy winter night.
- >About a year after the fateful blight.
- >"Where am I?" he asked, and I only nodded
- >Towards the Sugarcube Corner. It was kind of blotted.
- >He ran towards it, and saw a familiar face.
- >"Pinkie Pie?" It was her, and though the laws of time-space
- >Prevented her from seeing him, he saw her sorrow.
- >"What happened to her?" he asked, her emotion he borrowed.
- >"Oh…Anon, why did you have to leave us here?"
- >"Leave?" he asked. But his sorrow fell on a deaf ear.
- >"You could have at least said why."
- >And off she went to deliver a pie.
- >I once again pointed to an enormous tree.
- >The very castle that stood as far as the eye could see.
- >And he went there, hoping to clear up confusion.
- >Instead he saw Twilight, in a suit that was a fusion
- >Of what they wore and what he wore.
- >"T-that's my suit.." he noted. "I need to know more."
- >And Twilight sighed. "I'm going, Spike. To see
- >"Anon once more. Take care of the place for me."
- >She walked off, towards a then-unknown place,
- >With me and Anon following her with great haste.
- >There I saw it. Old Ponyville's Graveyard,
- >Home to the old, the sick, and the charred.
- >"W-why is she going here?" Anon asked with hesitance.
- >"I THINK YOU KNOW WHY." I said. His countenance
- >Grimaced, and he walked over to where Twilight lay.
- >"Oh, Anon…I'm sorry. It was on this day
- >"That you left us. If I had known-
- >"Well…if any of us knew why you were alone,
- >"I'd have come sooner. I did what I could,
- >"…the others. They tried to move on.
- >"But the news made it a harsh unwelcome dawn.
- >"I'm sorry. Happy Hearth's Warming, Anonymous."
- >And she got up, tears in her eyes, body autonomous.
- >Anon looked upon the stone that she her prayers gave
- >And saw that it was his stone, his very own grave.
- >He was stunned by the very sight of a tombstone
- >That bore his name. Unable to cope with it, he moaned.
- >"This has got to be a joke! You can't be serious!"
- >But I was. I told him that. He was furious.
- >"I don't want to die, I don't want them to live their life
- >"With the fact that I left them in strife!
- >"I need to go, Spirit! I need to stop this from happening!"
- >"YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE FUTURE. CEASE YOUR HAGGLING."
- >And with his fear instilled I cast one last spell
- >That would wake him from this Celestial-forsaken hell.
- >I vanished from the sight, and he woke from his napping
- >To find that a pony was upon his door a-tapping.
- >"Anon? Anon, are you there?" she called.
- >That was definitely the voice which drawled
- >Of fear and worry. "I am, Twilight."
- >"Can we come in?" she asked, and he beheld the sight
- >Of six ponies; THE six ponies, all came in
- >To visit Anon. He knew why they visited him.
- >"We were worried that you had, er, that you weren't
- >"Happy with today. I'm sorry if you felt burnt-"
- >But he came up to them and hugged them so warmly,
- >As his entire being finally filled with holiday glee
- >And his heart grew three sizes that day.
- >(To me, I find that a tad bit too gay.)
- >"Thanks, girls," he choked. "I needed that, I think."
- >Then he saw something. He took the moment to blink.
- >Was it the spirit he saw, or something else- nay.
- >It couldn't be anything else but the sight of a sleigh.
- >It was the vehicle of the mysterious Saint Bonnie,
- >Flying away with a sack of toys which looked not-too-scrawny,
- >Off to spread holiday cheer, late into the night.
- >And he smiled, the old human; and I did, too, though very slight.
- >But upon the house I saw no need to dwell.
- >And away I left, for now his heart was well.
- >And as his friend Pinkie gave him a present to unwrap
- >I close this story now, the cover soon to flap.
- >And I, Discord, called out as I flew out of sight,
- >"Merry Whatever to all, and to all a good night!"
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